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PennyForMe
03-27-2009, 02:20 AM
Ban this, now, someone who honestly defends this come and /discuss please.


It serves no purpose. Even if god is real. it serves none.

I've spoken with God, he agrees, what now?
Temet nosce
03-27-2009, 02:29 AM
So, who's alt are you?
Salardc
03-27-2009, 02:32 AM
so many of these have been done - i think you will find it difficult to lure people into yet another discussion about this... if you really want a get a rise outta people make an inflammatory thread about israel, it's the only topic people will flood a thread about nowadayz...
PennyForMe
03-27-2009, 02:33 AM
So, who's alt are you?

Jesus?
PennyForMe
03-27-2009, 02:34 AM
so many of these have been done - i think you will find it difficult to lure people into yet another discussion about this... if you really want a get a rise outta people make an inflammatory thread about israel, it's the only topic people will flood a thread about nowadayz...

What's isreal got to do with anything?

I want to talk about how creationism should be banned.
Weeking
03-27-2009, 02:41 AM
Ban what? An idea?
Salaman
03-27-2009, 02:42 AM
Yeah, so what supposedly deluded and worthless belief will the newly established thought police come for after they've disposed of creationism?
PennyForMe
03-27-2009, 02:43 AM
Ban what? An idea?

From being taught to the children, and being accepted in political views.
PennyForMe
03-27-2009, 02:44 AM
Yeah, so what supposedly deluded and worthless belief will the newly established thought police come for after they've disposed of creationism?

Scientology.
Weeking
03-27-2009, 02:47 AM
From being taught to the children, and being accepted in political views.

I can't support limiting what you can teach your children, even if it is criminal or would kill or hurt them or other people/society. And "accepted in political views" seems vague.
Beeblebrox
03-27-2009, 02:48 AM
What a inspired, brilliant piece of t.......hread.
PennyForMe
03-27-2009, 02:50 AM
I can't support limiting what you can teach your children, even if it is criminal or would kill or hurt them or other people/society. And "accepted in political views" seems vague.

Religious people have a say in political decisions.


And, I support it, once we get rid of creationism, the only place people will find it is on their own time, when they are free thinking adults.

Still should be banned. Science should guide us in all things.
PennyForMe
03-27-2009, 02:50 AM
What a inspired, brilliant piece of t.......hread.

Your signature picture offends me.
Caffy
03-27-2009, 02:51 AM
Ban shitty threads in OT.
Beeblebrox
03-27-2009, 02:52 AM
Your signature picture offends me.

Do bicycles offend you?
Temet nosce
03-27-2009, 02:52 AM
Your signature picture offends me.

Yours offends me.
PennyForMe
03-27-2009, 02:54 AM
Do bicycles offend you?

It's not cool to make fun of people trapped in africa with a monkey as their wife and their only means of escape out of hell is a shitty bicycle.
Temet nosce
03-27-2009, 02:55 AM
It's not cool to make fun of people trapped in africa with a monkey as their wife and their only means of escape out of hell is a shitty bicycle.

That's a goat, not a monkey.
Beeblebrox
03-27-2009, 02:55 AM
It's not cool to make fun of people trapped in africa with a monkey as their wife and their only means of escape out of hell is a shitty bicycle.

It's a mutant monkey if you look closely.
PennyForMe
03-27-2009, 02:57 AM
That's a goat, not a monkey.

Oh, that changes everything then.
Temet nosce
03-27-2009, 02:57 AM
Oh, that changes everything then.

... Because you like goats nearly as much as sheep?
PennyForMe
03-27-2009, 03:00 AM
... Because you like goats nearly as much as sheep?

It's not depressing if it's a goat. It means it's food.
Temet nosce
03-27-2009, 03:01 AM
It's not depressing if it's a goat. It means it's food.

You have odd sanitary habits, although I suppose it must be convenient combining two rolls like that.
Ozzy Wrong
03-27-2009, 03:04 AM
Stories of your brother make my crush high pop!
FermentedLies
03-27-2009, 03:10 AM
I'm so bored. What happened to the good trolls?
PennyForMe
03-27-2009, 03:13 AM
I'm so bored. What happened to the good trolls?

My thread won, no one argues against this.
Temet nosce
03-27-2009, 03:14 AM
I'm so bored. What happened to the good trolls?

Aug 08, followed by Darkfall releasing.

Edit: Shit, I actually forgot this worthless piece of trash was an alt he's so boring.
FermentedLies
03-27-2009, 03:14 AM
My thread won, no one argues against this.

Be sensible about your trolling, it's more fun when it's not mindless spew.
PennyForMe
03-27-2009, 03:17 AM
I am whore.

I know.
PennyForMe
03-27-2009, 03:17 AM
Be sensible about your trolling, it's more fun when it's not mindless spew.

This isn't mindless spew, this is the truth, creationism is useless and you all agree. My thread won with logic that cannot be denied.
Temet nosce
03-27-2009, 03:17 AM
I know.

3/10, I almost cracked a smile. Almost.
PennyForMe
03-27-2009, 03:18 AM
Aids burns.

I know.
Temet nosce
03-27-2009, 03:19 AM
I know.

2/10, find something new although I will say that was a better insult... Hell I'll bump it to 3/10.
PennyForMe
03-27-2009, 03:20 AM
I microwave kittens.

WTF man?
Temet nosce
03-27-2009, 03:21 AM
WTF man?

1/10, try again. You're starting to bore me. It's like poking a slug.
FermentedLies
03-27-2009, 03:21 AM
My thread won with logic that cannot be denied.

You should stop this, I hear it reduces cognition.
PennyForMe
03-27-2009, 03:22 AM
I microwave kittens for a living.

I'm reporting you to the authorities.
PennyForMe
03-27-2009, 03:22 AM
You should stop this, I hear it reduces cognition.

That's a lie.
Temet nosce
03-27-2009, 03:23 AM
You should stop this, I hear it reduces cognition.

Keep in mind this is an alt, then look at what he posted... I'm beginning to actually doubt that he's an alt. I just assumed it due to the relevance of the topic to a recent discussion.

I'm reporting you to the authorities.

Bleh, not even worth rating. Here's some wood alcohol, maybe it'll get you in the mood.
PennyForMe
03-27-2009, 03:25 AM
No one disagrees, therefore this thread won.
FermentedLies
03-27-2009, 03:26 AM
That's a lie.

Fermented grapes are a powerful thing. Fermented lies will destroy you.

Thus, if that is a lie, you must eradicate it before it is too late!

Quickly, use actual logic!
PennyForMe
03-27-2009, 03:26 AM
Fermented grapes are a powerful thing. Fermented lies will destroy you.

Thus, if that is a lie, you must eradicate it before it is too late!

Quickly, use actual logic!

Fermented grapes aren't grapes. Therefore I win, and it lay defeated.
Ozzy Wrong
03-27-2009, 03:26 AM
Keep in mind this is an alt, then look at what he posted... I'm beginning to actually doubt that he's an alt. I just assumed it due to the relevance of the topic to a recent discussion.



Bleh, not even worth rating. Here's some wood alcohol, maybe it'll get you in the mood.
Do you think it is rad to be an alcoholic temet
PennyForMe
03-27-2009, 03:28 AM
I don't want your AIDS.
Temet nosce
03-27-2009, 03:30 AM
No one disagrees, therefore this thread won.

Let me try again you asinine neanderthal. This is bleach. Bleach good for you. You drink bleach.

Do I need to fucking grunt?
Temet nosce
03-27-2009, 03:31 AM
Do you think it is rad to be an alcoholic temet

:bang:

Wood alcohol is fucking deadly poison.
FermentedLies
03-27-2009, 03:31 AM
Do I need to fucking grunt?

I think he wants you to moan.
Ozzy Wrong
03-27-2009, 03:31 AM
:bang:

Wood alcohol is fucking deadly poison.

but do you think it is rad
PennyForMe
03-27-2009, 03:32 AM
It's a little bit funny this feeling inside
I'm not one of those who can easily hide
I don't have much money but boy if I did
I'd buy a big house where we both could live
If I was a sculptor, but then again, no
Or a man who makes potions in a travelling show
I know it's not much but it's the best I can do
My gift is my song and this one's for you
And you can tell everybody this is your song
It may be quite simple but now that it's done
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind that I put down in words
How wonderful life is while you're in the world
I sat on the roof and kicked off the moss
Well a few of the verses well they've got me quite cross
But the sun's been quite kind while I wrote this song
It's for people like you that keep it turned on
So excuse me forgetting but these things I do
You see I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue
Anyway the thing is what I really mean
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen


I do not want gay sex.
Chernobog
03-27-2009, 03:34 AM
The OP forgot to pay his protection money.
Temet nosce
03-27-2009, 03:35 AM
I think he wants you to moan.

I'll moan as I drop his body onto a five foot tall sharp, splintery, wooden, stake as he twitches and impales himself worse.

but do you think it is rad

Absolutely, it's a natural cleaner.
1998altima
03-27-2009, 03:37 AM
Let's add some meaning to this thread...





I come home in the morning light,
My mother says "When you gonna live your life right?"
Oh,mother,dear,
We're not the fortunate ones,
And girls,
They wanna have fu-un.
Oh,girls,
Just wanna have fun.

The phone rings in the middle of the night,
My father yells "What you gonna do with your life?"
Oh,daddy,dear,
You know you're still number one,
But girls,
They wanna have fu-un,
Oh,girls,just wanna have
That's all they really want.....
Some fun....

When the working day is done,
Oh,girls,
They wanna have fu-un,
Oh,girls,
Just wanna have fun....

Girls,
They want,
Wanna have fun.
Girls,
Wanna have

Some boys take a beautiful girl,
And hide her away from the rest of the world.
I wanna be the one to walk in the sun.
Oh,girls,
They wanna have fu-un.
Oh,girls,
Just wanna have
That's all they really want.....
Some fun....

When the working day is done,
Oh,girls,
They wanna have fu-un.
Oh,girls,
Just wanna have fun...

Girls,
They want,
Wanna have fun.
Girls,
Wanna have.

They just wanna,
They just wanna.....
They just wanna,
(Oh....)
They just wanna.....
(Girls just wanna have fun...)
Oh...

Girls just wanna have fu-un...
They just wanna,
They just wanna....
They just wanna,
They just wanna....
(Oh...)
They just wanna...
(They just wanna have fun...)
Girls just wanna have fu-un...

When the workin',
When the working day is done.
Oh,when the working day is done,
Oh,girls...
Girls,
Just wanna have fu-un...

They just wanna,
They just wanna....
They just wanna,
They just wanna have fun...

Girls just wanna have fu-un..
They just wanna,
They just wanna....
They just wanna,
They just wanna....
(Have fun..)

They just wanna,
(Girls wanna have fun)
They just wanna....
Oh,girls...
(Wanna have fun....)
Girls just wanna have fu-un.

When the workin',
When the working day is done.
Oh,when the working day is done,
Oh,girls,
Girls just wanna have fu-un.

They just wanna,
They just wanna....
(Oh,girls...)
They just wanna,
(Have fun....)
Oh,girls..
Girls just wanna have fu-un

They just wanna,
They just wanna...
When the working day is done...
(fades)
Temet nosce
03-27-2009, 03:40 AM
The OP forgot to pay his protection money.

A true pity.

Your pay is in the briefcase
Ozzy Wrong
03-27-2009, 03:40 AM
Absolutely, it's a natural cleaner.

so you think lemon vinegar and baking soda are rad too
AidsInABarrel
03-27-2009, 03:40 AM
I agree with the OP.
Temet nosce
03-27-2009, 03:46 AM
so you think lemon vinegar and baking soda are rad too

Oh yes, absolutely. You can do marvelous things to a persons insides with those, just make sure you insert them directly.

I agree with the OP.

Bonus points for rapid use of proxy, but I suspect our dear friendly mod will notice soon enough.
AidsInABarrel
03-27-2009, 03:46 AM
Oh yes, absolutely. You can do marvelous things to a persons insides with those, just make sure you insert them directly.



Bonus points for rapid use of proxy, but I suspect our dear friendly mod will notice soon enough.

I've no idea what you are talking about peon.
Temet nosce
03-27-2009, 03:47 AM
I've no idea what you are talking about peon.

Right, and Newton actually had an apple fall on him.