From the deepest caves of Agon... Comes Love

[Nefastus]

Within the sacred kingdom of darkness, where Melek dwells among his people, and survival is the daily routine.... came love. The love of two man, alfars actually. Those two alfars felt in love at their first sight. Spikey... The insomniac psychopat with too much coffein and... Hubbell... the mentally challanged victim of domestic abuse by his hamster... two souls, two hearts, one bond....

Let's all give them our blessing. We'll be holding wedding ceremony soon, somewhere in the caves of Agon. All alfars, and Selena, of course, are welcome to attend. Please bring your own dwarves since we might not be able to provide sits for everyone.

Selena volunteered to jump out naked from the cake.

Be there or be dead!

[StandardAI]

:Raises his bow at Selena for ruining perfectly good frosting!:

[Surly]

I hate you all... I absolutely HATE you all. With every inch of my being I loath every worthless word that dribbles out of your filthy mouths.

[Mistereo]

This ceremony will rival all that has come before or after, welcome a new age of... um yeah... anyways may these two have a happy long lived life of carnage and destruction.

[Spikey]

I hate you all... I absolutely HATE you all. With every inch of my being I loath every worthless word that dribbles out of your filthy mouths.

Least we have chicken.

[Xinnro]

Least we have chicken.

pwnt....


This story brought a tear to my eye, and a gun to my head.

[Hubbell]

I love you spikey.

[Razel]

:eek: :ninja: I wasn't invited! :rolleyes:

[Preston]

For some odd reason this thread is highly amusing.

Is this wedding really planned for the game? Because if it is, I'm so there...
But I will NOT be a stool.

[Selena]

Don't you wish!

[Hubbell]

Selena is the special guest of honor ;) <3

[Spikey]

For some odd reason this thread is highly amusing.

Is this wedding really planned for the game? Because if it is, I'm so there...
But I will NOT be a stool.

That's what YOU think! *evil laugh*

Oh, and it IS planned :ninja:

[Rashick]

Hmmmmmmmm... Yes... culture variety.

[RavenLord]

Fried Mirdain as main course? :P

[Dion Koot]

God Bless these 2 guys.

[Bensidhe]

Someone bring the wood , I'll bring the matches . LETS BARBECUE ! :D

[RavenLord]

PAAR-THEYY!!!

oh..wait...damn, I

[Bensidhe]

[QUOTE=RavenLord]PAAR-THEYY!!!

oh..wait...damn, I

[SentrySteve]

Nay, for I am the way of the light. Come follow me and with me you'll find inside yourself, you. Do not fear the coming of the dawn for upwards within the sky shines a broken scar of opportunity.

[Teppla]

The will of the divine light shall extropelatrude the hellishology of the cemented evil within the heart of even the most valiantageous mortal wisdomatic soul. Those who have not convergion, shall feel the repent of thousands of blessish messiahs frown upon the devout followers manifestationed kingdom of electro-democracy.

[Metal Wolf]

Currupted Bishop: Do you Spikey take Hubbell to be you sole and unlawfully wedded partner for all eternity?
Spikey: Uhmm minus the sole and all eternity part shure.
Currupted Bishop: Close enough for me. Hubbell do you agree to the same?
Hubbell: *wasted as hell* Hey my beer is pouring out the bottom of my glass. Do we make out yet?
Currupted Bishop: I'll take that as a yes and your holding your glass upside down. Anyway Yada yada soforth and so on, you may now frag the bride.
*Twipp*
Crowd: WOOT headshot!


*special note everyone was to drunk to remember if Selena jumped out of the cake.

[MaxTheDwarf]

Hey, I know you guys.

[lulu209]

omg wow, and this supposed to be what? a roleplaying post?

[Nefastus]

Got problem with us roleplayers?! huh?

I'll smithe thee with my uber sword of might!

[RavenLord]

I'll smithe thee with my uber sword of might!
We need more true roleplayers like you.

[Hubbell]

<3 Spikey

[RavenLord]

so, your marrige is a happy one? :p