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FermentedLies
03-26-2009, 06:03 AM
I require attention, food, and the stuff of the noobs that ragequit DF.
Rathynas
03-26-2009, 06:52 AM
Happy birthday! One year down, a few more to go.
Top Hat
03-26-2009, 06:57 AM
Congrats on your departure from your mother's vagina.
Justinian
03-26-2009, 07:00 AM
happy birthday brotha
ApocaRUFF
03-26-2009, 07:10 AM
Happy Birthday, FUCKER! :sly:
Gloomrender
03-26-2009, 07:12 AM
1) Waterboard you for fricking fun, when your pissing your pants like a little girl move onto
2)Chinese Water Torture, after a few hours
3)electrocute your gonads, lets people press teh button for fun (notice nothing that can kill you yet, just extreme pain?)
4)Bamboo Slivers into the nail beds under your nails
5)hands into Salt (or Tabasco Sauce If I can find it)
6) Thousand Papercut torture
7) Force you to eat baby shit or somesuch
8) Rack, pull you, stretch you until soem ligaments snap
9) Papercuts to the eyeballs, partiall removal of your scalp and face
10) Red Hot poker Up your ass

This.
-Jotun
03-26-2009, 07:14 AM
With a name like FermentedLies I find this hard to believe. Good luck next time.
palo god
03-26-2009, 07:23 AM
Congratulations (http://pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF032-Todays_My_Birthday.gif).
Salardc
03-26-2009, 07:31 AM
gratz!!!!!!!

how old/young?
Scottc1988
03-26-2009, 10:11 AM
Did a random black man on the street offer you gay anonymous sex as a gift?
Ababoba
03-26-2009, 10:23 AM
gz, here's your cake! http://www.riemurasia.net/jylppy/albumit/m40648/normal_5285.jpg
Forgin
03-26-2009, 10:28 AM
I require attention, food, and the stuff of the noobs that ragequit DF.

It's time to die now
Rathynas
03-26-2009, 10:37 AM
gz, here's your cake! http://www.riemurasia.net/jylppy/albumit/m40648/normal_5285.jpg

What the fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkK@?$&¥!

Worst birthday ever.
jordanleroux
03-26-2009, 10:38 AM
gz, here's your cake! http://www.riemurasia.net/jylppy/albumit/m40648/normal_5285.jpg

That jelly looks quite tasty.
Kusghuul
03-26-2009, 12:06 PM
gz, here's your cake! http://www.riemurasia.net/jylppy/albumit/m40648/normal_5285.jpg

i'd eat it.
holychicken
03-26-2009, 02:34 PM
Congrats on your departure from your mother's vagina.
Oh, he's still in there.
Viluin
03-26-2009, 02:55 PM
I thought KingHussien's birthday was in May?
Badem
03-26-2009, 02:56 PM
to celebrate your birthday I recommend drinking tha entire bottle of bleach under your kitchen sink

party in style
Killuminati
03-26-2009, 04:33 PM
who are you? and why should I care...
Selzi
03-26-2009, 04:35 PM
Oh snap, who would've known FermentedLies was still around.
Temet nosce
03-26-2009, 04:36 PM
Congratulations on being one year closer to decrepitude, old age, and death! I'll drain a glass to that!
ApocaRUFF
03-26-2009, 05:00 PM
who are you? and why should I care...

The real question is, who the fuck are you? And why should he care if you care?
DarkLily
03-26-2009, 05:08 PM
When you come right down to it, who is anyone? We're all just a bunch of pixels on the screen hiding behind fake names and made up personalities. There is not truth, no universal answer. We are who we are and no more.
Killuminati
03-26-2009, 05:09 PM
The real question is, who the fuck are you? And why should he care if you care?

stop stalking me
Agge
03-26-2009, 05:15 PM
Congratulations (http://pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF032-Todays_My_Birthday.gif).

This was what I had in mind.
Skyborn
03-26-2009, 07:11 PM
I thought KingHussien's birthday was in May?

lolercakes
ApocaRUFF
03-26-2009, 07:28 PM
stop stalking me

I will, once you stop being so damn sexy :sly:
Rathynas
03-26-2009, 07:30 PM
When you come right down to it, who is anyone? We're all just a bunch of pixels on the screen hiding behind fake names and made up personalities. There is not truth, no universal answer. We are who we are and no more.

Oh yeah?

42

pwnt
ExiliuM
03-26-2009, 07:36 PM
Happy Birthday (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v453/lonesome_star/Blinkies/Cyanide%20and%20Happiness/birthday.jpg)

Here's your cake (http://yarnmarketnews.com/blog/wp-content/uploads//Bergere%20Birthday%20Cake.jpg), motherfucker.
FermentedLies
03-26-2009, 09:38 PM
Did a random black man on the street offer you gay anonymous sex as a gift?

Bahahaha.
FermentedLies
03-26-2009, 09:43 PM
Oh snap, who would've known FermentedLies was still around.

Hi Selzi!

who are you? and why should I care...

I am the almighty some guy, you care because I provide this forum with useless yet worthwhile entertainment.

Congrats on your departure from your mother's vagina.

Classy.

I thought KingHussien's birthday was in May?

It probably is.

to celebrate your birthday I recommend drinking tha entire bottle of bleach under your kitchen sink

party in style

You and I can both do better than that. Keep thinking!
Beeblebrox
03-26-2009, 09:50 PM
We should buy e-hookers to celebrate. I'm sure the decepticons in these forums would go for it.
Killuminati
03-26-2009, 09:55 PM
We should buy e-hookers to celebrate. I'm sure the decepticons in these forums would go for it.

we have a new one.