So what's your best story?

[griM']

I got some pvp stories to tell, and if you wanna post some stories post em here I'll be reading em for the chuckle.

[Jamboreen]

I got off my mount to rest, and forgot to Despawn it like a fool, Some dude runs up and is like "Zorro Bitch!" and jumps on my mount. I pull out my bow, Kill the mount (was on 10% hP). Pull out my second mount and ride him down.

[Kebab-Kastike]

AFK killer enters allied guild city. I had just finished harvesting for the day and was about to log out when I heard battle. My stamina was low but I decided to check if the guy who was ganked was the afk killer or guy who was afk. I soon found non guilded elf resting in one of the towers.
She was badly hurt and naked so I decided to take her out of her misery then and there.
I managed to hit her one or two times before she started running. I sprinted right after her. She had about 1/5th of her health left, me being almost full.
We both were at about 50% stamina (harvesting drains stamina) and our stamina ran out about the same time. We started trading hits at eachother once we had enough stamina to make such hit.
She tried to wiggle around me trying to make me miss, most of the time she ran into my hit and other times she succesfully managed to make me miss. Soon she died and gave me much needed ++ aligment.

Good night.

Other good story was when me and allied guild members decided to do raid in the elflands. We spotted two naked elfs mining metal. We sneaked all around them and boxed them in at the same time. They stood there like idiots trying to delete all their stuff as fast as possible before they died. Vent channel was full of laughter.

[griM']

I got off my mount to rest, and forgot to Despawn it like a fool, Some dude runs up and is like "Zorro Bitch!" and jumps on my mount. I pull out my bow, Kill the mount (was on 10% hP). Pull out my second mount and ride him down.

Lmao! That's hilarious! "Zorro bitch!"

I got one for ya.

My friend Scorp and I were running from copperdale to go to the merc forts to the northeast. We were running up the mountain and I accidentally casted mana missile, which caused us to believe the players down there were casting back at us. There were about 5 players down there killing the mercs and so we figure "Fuck this guild, this is our spot." and so we star casting mana missile at the guy on one of the roofs (casting from the mountain) he gets to half hp and jumps off and we sprint towards them casting mana missile. By now we had them all jumbled up sayin' "WTF IS THIS SHIT?" and I lag out and warp forward and scorp has one guy running towards the mountains and 2 guys followin him the other 2 of the five already fuckin' gone, and so scorp changes direction to divert the 2 following him. I run up the fuckin' mountain to kill the little bitch that got owned and he's resting like a fuckin' idiot so I hit him once in the back and he gets up and runs into the bears and fuckin dies (hilarious), I go back to help scorp who ran to the mountains getting owned, and one of the bitches was casting magic (to which I owned her getting down to 0 alignment) and then scorp manages to make the other dude run away. I go back to loot the dumbass who got killed by the bear and there's a fuckin human riding a mirdain mount, trying to revive him and he hops on the mount and runs for me. I eventually kill the mount and scorp's halfway back to copperdale like a little bitch and he comes and help me kill the mounted fagget. The mounted guy had full plate and scale, a little banded. The other two bitches farmed a bunch of noob gear while wearing banded. A great pk that was. We eventually got warred by the guild though...

[Fishstickphobia]

About 10 people from my clan were all together, and one of us had earlier ran past a group of humans/elves. He figured they might still be in the area, so most of us hid in a dimple at the top of hill while the one guy went and found the humans. They chased after him, maybe 5 of them, and he led them right past our spot on the hill.

I think the 8 mahirim and 1 orc charging at them down a hill scared them, because they quickly tried to scatter and run. We cut down 4 of them in our trap. A good time was had by all.

[Chance]

I was actually fighting trolls and this Alfar "Anom Ynous" (what a name ) jumped me at 1/2 life. I ran immediatly out of the Troll spawn area and prepared myself the best I could as I knew my attacker would be hot on my heels.

We fought for minutes switching between our melee, staffs and bows. He used Polearm and Mana Missile against me mostly. I am a sword and board man with some archery and light magic skill. I ran and at certain points would turn around and whack him, we'd exchange blows a couple times and then I would run again. I was definitely defensive the entire time. I was slightly faster than him and I know I was stronger, but I was extremely paranoid because I had some good gear I was lugging around...he did get the jump on me initially...Fighting at 1/2 life from the beginning didn't help my confidence.

I had 9 cooked bass in my backback and a few health potions. This helped greatly in keeping me in the fight. It's all about stamina in this game...lose stamina and you can't use your weapon which means you die... We ran around trees, fought above rocks and around bushes. I even used my shield to block his attacks. I did everything I could to shake the guy but there was no way I could get far enough away to make it happen. If I could have got further ahead of him, I would have jumped into a bush, crouched and hid...

At one point we came to a stand-still and were fighting atop a small cliff above some water. I took the leap with the slim hope he would just give up as we had already been fighting for several minutes, but he kept on me. After reaching shore, I was nearly out of stamina and at about 1/4 heath. My attacker was nearly 1/3 health and could be beaten but I didn't have any health potions left or cooked bass...I was doomed... I ended up running out of stamina and was about to just give up when I suddenly noticed the area was familiar. This fight had brought me to the edge of the Centaur spawn I knew. It was pure luck that I had ended up here! If I could get within range of the Centaurs I thought maybe they could get us both or maybe go after him and I'd duck out...

I headed straight for a Centaur I could see in the distance hoping to get my attacker off me by leading him into an AI trap...Likely I was about to die, but ohh welll, it was a valiant effort. Well wouldn't you know that it turned out better than I ever could have hoped! 3 humans were hunting the Centaur! I litterally had 1/6 life and no stamina left when I waltzed right into the center of this hunting party. They didn't even hesitate in running passed me and my attacker had already turned around. Haha! I shouted in public chat "Get him!" As I sat down behind a rock and rested, I knew that my attacker was done for... I could hear a barrage of mana missiles as well as arrows being fired in the distance... A lovely sound it.

[Sayton]

Mining with full gear - going for a piss - back in time to see the red screen. :D

[sindas]

Not a darkfall story, but definatly my funniest one to share.

In tibia one day, i killed a red (on a pvp, not enforced) skull, and for some reason i got a while skull...thankfully no high levels were in town (thais). I ran like hell, i had atleast 8+ level 6-10s attacking me with everything they got (which wasn't much). I was about level 11, sorcerer i think, maybe druid i don't remember. Anyway, i used tons of mana potions and heals, ran all around east area next to thais, running through trees, running through trolls, etc. It was freaking awesome. They thought they had me, i ran like hell towards the city. They kept asking why i was dumb enough to run towards town.

I got to the eastern bridge, stopped, and about 10 of my friends come out of freaking no where and surround every single newby on the bridge.

Immediatly about 50 messages of "no pk no pk, i pay i pay!" "no hurt plox!" "i didn't hurt him i help i help!"

It was the most freaking hilarious thing in the world. It's not as awesome when written down, you had to be there...but god i laughed for hours..

[Zalkryn]

Me and my friend died fighting goblins, and upon returning a newb was looting my tombstone. We confronted him and as he was giving "some" stuff back , as he stated, my friend invited him to group, not knowing about the no penalty for killing groupmates.

So I explain to my friend he is attackable now, and when we see he isnt giving all our stuff back, I attack. Now we ran back to tombstone so we are low on stamina, and yes he flees with full stamina back to Alfar city. We stay on pursuit even tho it appears we failed. But wait! he is still grouped!!!!

We enter town to see him standing by a guard tower. As we sit and rest I tell the newb he is very lucky. He (feeling safe by the tower) talks a lil smack, at which point we attack with stamina back. He still runs, this time to the bank.

He made it to opening his bank possibly but never got to store our goods. We gank him take our stuff AND his, while he is yelling "How did you do that!? I was by tower!? I'm gonna get my brother and come gank you two." I decided not to school someone that doesnt read forums to learn the game, and ask him how long til his brother can get here and we will wait! Well we never saw the brother, but did see the newb again, wandering around naked LOL.

Zalkryn

[Zalkryn]

I'll never forget in UO slaving over sheild making to outfit me for adventuring. When I finally did go adventuring I stumbled upon a treasure chest in a clearing surrounded by trees. I dont even think I got to open it before the ambush brought me down! 6 mages spellslinging me to death. Off I went to start sheild making so I could go enjoy adventuring again, lol.

That was my first PVP experience in an MMO. Ahhh the memories.

Zalkryn

[Odie]

I was fighting 3 mahirims had no stamina left so I jumped down a huge crater with water in it and they ran away. the end.

[ke1th]

me and my friend were hunting goblins. i went to town to bank when he scream 'FUCK IM RED MAN COME!!'. so i rushed back and we had a rendez-vous on the top of a mountain. we sat there, resting to gain up health and stamina to figure out a nice way to fix our problem. then i thought fuck it and started shooting mana from the hill towards the people hunting goblins. they noticed us and some brave (or just plain stupid) piece of shit came rushing towards us and started attacking my friend. so i jumped down the hill with my bow (pretty much like rambo) and started shooting arrows to his back while my friend kept swinging his halberd on him.

he got killed and loot was awesome (for us that is). i waited for my mark to go away and went to bank everything. then we repeated the procedure.

FUCK YE!!!! WOOOO!!!!!!

[Griras]

20+ ppl raiding alfar lands like last night... priceless :ninja:

[UMBONGO]

Step 1: Get a group of 7-8+ dorfs.
Step 2: Wander the wilderness untill you find a lone miner in full banded.
Step 3: Sneak up behind him in a line while drawing your bows simultaneously. :ninja:
Step 4: Shoot 2 shots each into the poor mans back.
Step 5: ??????
Step 6: Profit.

[jamez5000]

One of mine was a same-race guild was harassing people near a city, which in turned stopped me from leaving to mine ore. So, I played with them a bit until they seemed to really have it out for me. Leaving most people alone and specificly trying to kill me. So the next day I seen two people riding on mounts nearby the same location and it was the same guild. They looked confused and looking everwhere, so his friend runs off alone in the mountains and demounts so I sprint over there and see him despawning it. I was too slow! I hid on top of the mountain and then his friend comes over (the one who really had it out for me). He then gets off his mount and I jumped down from the mountain, in a made rush to steal it while he was despawning I spammed "F" only to get on...then get off and cried out "oh shit!" then spammed more and became the victor. I then rode off into the horizon while arrows rained upon me and bodies chased until I turned the mountain brow.

[rajah420]

In uo me and a buddy would make our money by pking members of random guilds who had some good stuff (this was after insurance). we were in a guild scouting the people to see who would be worth killing when we found an archer with a few artifacts. This guy was a real dick so it made killing him for his shit that much more fun. One day the guild was doing a champ or something, and after it was done he was gated back into haven. he had about 1/10th of his health, so i figured that would be a great time to kill him quick and run off with his loot. A quick explosion flamestrike easily finished him, and i got his shit. The best part is me and my buddy told the guild leader he drank a dp potion when he came out of the gate, and thats what killed him. we both ended up staying with the guild for awhile, and we got the dude kicked for "lying" to the leader

[rajah420]

bump because these are entertaining!

[Dreamlane]

Those are some pretty good PvP stories. Can't wait to buy the game and have some of my own.

[griM']

These are hilarious stories.. Here's another one.

So my guildies hammer, scorp, and sinner are all going to the veilron chest for 2k so we can make the guild real quick. Sinner is in heart of ... well let's just say a bindstone south of copperdale. Scorp was in copperdale with me and hammer was already there wating for us to come kill the guardian with him. Me and scorp say "Meh, fuck sinner for now he'll get there sooner or later" and we leave through the north with our keys. We start going east and cross the river and start heading towards a large hill. There were many players harvesting all around and we figured it'd be safe the whole trip there.... but think again. Scorp's casting spells behind him, behind him because he's running away from 20 alfar (yes, TWENTY) that just suddenly popped up over the hill. I yell through public chat ALFAR! And everyone starts booking it towards copperdale bridge, getting nuked in every direction. I took scorps key once we got to the bridge and tell hammer "It's gonna be a little while mate..." and sinner's wondering "Wtf is their hp going down?". Little did he know scorp and I, along with everyone in town, were fucking destroying the puny little alfar guild trying to lock everyone in. Scorp and I manage to kill maybe 3 alfar before 10 got away. So I guess you could say we saved the whole town from getting ganked and locked in. :cool:

[exodus2]

Me and my brother were farming some kobolds for cash both of us on half health under half stam i hear mount dismount sound so i say we are about to get ambushed . We stam up and heal up best we can in the 15 or so seconds it took for two sun guys to get up our position. We counter ambushed them and they immediatly ran from us both put their weapons away so we knew what was happening next .... load knockback ... mounts spawn sun get knocked back and we jump on their mounts killed one of the guys while the other swam bugged away.... was so damn funny cos they didnt even try to fight and they got ambushed by us trying to ambush us :)

[griM']

Me and my brother were farming some kobolds for cash both of us on half health under half stam i hear mount dismount sound so i say we are about to get ambushed . We stam up and heal up best we can in the 15 or so seconds it took for two sun guys to get up our position. We counter ambushed them and they immediatly ran from us both put their weapons away so we knew what was happening next .... load knockback ... mounts spawn sun get knocked back and we jump on their mounts killed one of the guys while the other swam bugged away.... was so damn funny cos they didnt even try to fight and they got ambushed by us trying to ambush us :)

Holy shit dude? Did you see a little dwarf run up to you? Because I was getting jumped by a mount maybe a kilometer north and I ran for a kobold place and there were two guys there getting jumped...