To all you British People

[danmartin]

I'm watching a Russel Brand comedy special and I need to know... is "seagulling" really a trend in your country at the moment?

[Drift0ner]

Stewpid Americans.

[heroshade]

The hell is "Seagulling"?

[sawyerj66]

Russel Brand? Did we import him? I'm American, but used to spend a lot of time in England. Isn't he from Big Brother's Big Mouth? Is he doing standup or something now?

[danmartin]

As this British comedian described it, it's when "post-pubescent school boys masturbate, ejaculate into their hands and then walk to up a school mate or teacher and throw it at them yelling 'SEAGULLING'"

[JUAN_LOVE]

the hell is "seagulling"?

disbanding your empire rofl.

[Rhys]

The hell is "Seagulling"?

^. :lmao:

[jackietreehorn]

ok i didn't know much about this guy other than him being in forgetting sarah marshall, but then i read this from his wikipedia article-

"Brand has a reputation in the media of being a ladies' man after a string of high profile relationships and because of this has won The Sun's Shagger Of The Year in 2006[55], 2007[56] and 2008. The award has been renamed the The Russell Brand Shagger Of The Year Award in honour of Brand winning three years in a row"

so i guess that means he's pretty awesome

[greenfin1]

Wot is DAt Seagulling?

Get some Character Education (http://www.iamgoingtocollege.com)

[Dragon-RD]

Can't say I ever heard of Seagulling. Russel Brand has a penis on his head anyway.

[sramota]

Watch Russell Howard instead, he's far more healthy for you..

[kruler]

I was thinking more frankie Howard, being dead for a good number of years would now make him as FUNNY as Russell Brand

[Badem]

Russel brand was funny for about 5 minutes

now he is just an annoying ex drug addict

and no Seagulling is not a common practice in this country, except maybe in boarding schools, but rich people are strange that way

[88Chaz88]

I'm watching a Russel Brand comedy special and I need to know... is "seagulling" really a trend in your country at the moment?

For an accurate description of Britain you look to an ex smack-head nymphomaniac who kept an incontinent mouse in his hair???

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[chewbaccasdad]

He is a cunt in the truest sense of that word.

[88Chaz88]

He is a cunt in the truest sense of that word.

A hole in a block of wood?

[chewbaccasdad]

A hole in a block of wood?

Yes. A complete and utter wood hole.

[Badem]

there are after all more entertaining UK comedians ( is that cunt actually a comedian? all I hear him talk about is himslef or some fake cockney accent talking shit)

Lee Evans
Eddie Izzard
Lee Mack
Peter Kay
just to start you off

[88Chaz88]

there are after all more entertaining UK comedians ( is that cunt actually a comedian? all I hear him talk about is himslef or some fake cockney accent talking shit)

Lee Evans
Eddie Izzard
Lee Mack
Peter Kay
just to start you off

My three favourites at the moment are Rhod Gilbert, Micheal Macintyre, and David Mitchell.

[Badem]

My three favourites at the moment are Rhod Gilbert, Micheal Macintyre, and David Mitchell.

might have to check them out, always good to have some new comedians to listen to after the good ones sell out to the man

[Natdaprat]

As this British comedian described it, it's when "post-pubescent school boys masturbate, ejaculate into their hands and then walk to up a school mate or teacher and throw it at them yelling 'SEAGULLING'"

Yeah we all do that now. It's best to do it to your mum though, you get more of a scream.

[spikeownzu]

Russel Brand? Did we import him? I'm American, but used to spend a lot of time in England. Isn't he from Big Brother's Big Mouth? Is he doing standup or something now?

yes he is

[-Havoc-]

Gonna go seagulling at the movies, anyone wanna come with?

[Farao51]

Tsk..tsk..tsk...What an American...

[Badem]

Gonna go seagulling at the movies, anyone wanna come with?

depends what your watching ?

I find that after the first seagull hair gel will suffice as a substitute to prevent too much abuse of your member

[Wind4Air]

As this British comedian described it, it's when "post-pubescent school boys masturbate, ejaculate into their hands and then walk to up a school mate or teacher and throw it at them yelling 'SEAGULLING'"

That's... very weird.

I think I prefer the 'jackass meathod' of being an ass more, and that's saying something.

[DarkLily]

As this British comedian described it, it's when "post-pubescent school boys masturbate, ejaculate into their hands and then walk to up a school mate or teacher and throw it at them yelling 'SEAGULLING'"

I've certainly never heard of it, but then school is well behind me.

[IronbreakerFTW]

Yeah seriously dude, in England everyone (men, women and children) walk up to people they don't know very well, cum into their hands and throw it at the person. It's just what we do. Great way of meeting new people.

Er no, what the fuck kind of stupid shit is that. Maybe its a new craze in Russel Brands head, but he is just a stupid tit. He is not representative of anyone in England other than himself. Sure some people find him funny, but not me personally. I don't watch much TV at all really.

If anyone does that shit to me, I guarantee I'll be straight on the phone to the police getting them locked up. You can spread STDs doing that.

[Naglfar87]

Yeah seriously dude, in England everyone (men, women and children) walk up to people they don't know very well, cum into their hands and throw it at the person. It's just what we do. Great way of meeting new people.

Er no, what the fuck kind of stupid shit is that. Maybe its a new craze in Russel Brands head, but he is just a stupid tit. He is not representative of anyone in England other than himself. Sure some people find him funny, but not me personally. I don't watch much TV at all really.

If anyone does that shit to me, I guarantee I'll be straight on the phone to the police getting them locked up. You can spread STDs doing that.

what a pussy, want a milk saucer?

[Kusghuul]

Frankie Boyle's better, if you don't struggle with a real Scots accent.

[88Chaz88]

Frankie Boyle's better, if you don't struggle with a real Scots accent.

His accent is harsh but easy to understand, it's not a real Scots accent as you put it.

[Kusghuul]

His accent is harsh but easy to understand, it's not a real Scots accent as you put it.

How's it not real? He's fae Glasgae! And in the States they subtitle Taggart for fuck's sake.

[88Chaz88]

How's it not real? He's fae Glasgae! And in the States they subtitle Taggart for fuck's sake.

Been to Glasgow and couldn't understand shit. I can understand Frankie Boyle though.

[IronbreakerFTW]

what a pussy, want a milk saucer?

Oh right, I see. My mistake. I didn't realise throwing cum at people made you a "tough guy"..a "hardman". Fuck off you neanderthol. Fuck you AND Russel Brand. Go and spin on his dick. I hope you try this seagulling shit on the wrong guy and get your balls cut off.

[Kusghuul]

Been to Glasgow and couldn't understand shit. I can understand Frankie Boyle though.

True, "proper" Glaswegian's pretty damn hard to understand, but my family's from Coatbridge, so understanding difficult accents is pretty easy for me, so it is.

[Naglfar87]

Oh right, I see. My mistake. I didn't realise throwing cum at people made you a "tough guy"..a "hardman". Fuck off you neanderthol. Fuck you AND Russel Brand. Go and spin on his dick. I hope you try this seagulling shit on the wrong guy and get your balls cut off.

Nah I found it funny because you claimed you would be straight on the phone to the authoritys instead of beating the crap out of the inbred for doing that to you. It reminded me of kids mentality of "Im telling on you".

I just felt it would be fun to antagonise you. I dont know how people can watch Russel brand especially after that radio prank.