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Terran.Priest
10-13-2005, 11:07 AM
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Are you tired of Uber players getting all of the good house spots
before you can get a decent weapon ?

Are you tired of hardcore PvP
RavenLord
10-13-2005, 11:23 AM
I was hoping for a house on that one little island, so if you could take care of it.....you can have the keys to my car till df releases... :eek:..don
kryptus
10-13-2005, 11:56 AM
250,000 Gold, eh... hrmm... uh, yeah. Bit pricy donja think? How about 50k silver and I'll send you half my pinkslip. Does it have to be MY pinkslip?
Raybur Ravenloc
10-13-2005, 07:02 PM
Hmmm, will my roommate's car keys work? :ninja:
Khahan
10-13-2005, 07:05 PM
Heh that was like the best infomercial EVAR!
Sprite
10-13-2005, 07:12 PM
So you're roleplaying a fraudulent real estate company for a virtual game? This doesn't really fall under the realm of thievery in my opinion.
Sarmatian
10-13-2005, 07:47 PM
Woot

*Hands deed of Mischief's house over to OP*

Yes, I would like to reserve a nice sized house surrounded completely by mountains with one way in and one way out. I would like it to have an uber dragon spawn 3 screens away to the south. This location must be extremely well hidden and only have a 10% chance of another player finding it once every 6 months.

Thanks in advance.

edit: o yeah, it needs a moat too.
MorkDaOrc
10-13-2005, 09:52 PM
LOL I love your E-mail address when you click "E-mail me Now!" lol :)
Raybur Ravenloc
10-13-2005, 10:02 PM
HAHAHA, I didnt think to check the email, very funny..
Mooshen
10-14-2005, 01:45 AM
Nice.
I am amused by this guy.
Terran.Priest
10-14-2005, 08:28 AM
Thanks to all for your friendly welcome.

Anyone above my post here has just made it to the top of my list for housing plots. Thanks.
Ulcis Cor
10-16-2005, 06:41 AM
ROFLMFAO!!! I can't breath, I can't BREATH!! Oooohhh my stomach hurts!

I especially like that contact email addy. LOL youare a ****idiot.com BAAAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! Good stuff.
Rock
10-21-2005, 01:21 AM
<shrugs> and offers the deed to his Vette.
Sarmatian
10-21-2005, 02:04 AM
Woot

*Hands deed of Mischief's house over to OP*

Yes, I would like to reserve a nice sized house surrounded completely by mountains with one way in and one way out. I would like it to have an uber dragon spawn 3 screens away to the south. This location must be extremely well hidden and only have a 10% chance of another player finding it once every 6 months.

Thanks in advance.

edit: o yeah, it needs a moat too.

damn :( , it was a joke?...there goes my moat.
Fera Bestia
10-22-2005, 12:54 PM
rofl!!!
I love teh infomercial!
Kyur
10-26-2005, 10:19 AM
Nice, almost got me =p
PolarBearD
11-06-2005, 10:20 PM
"Grandmaster Mage Selling Full spell Books! Only 5k"

Terran.Priest, we need to get together and have a little brainstorming session.
Krush
11-07-2005, 02:13 AM
And I will kill you and take all the deeds.
kehmesis
11-07-2005, 05:31 PM
Dear Terran Priest,

I have come by your add and Shimmergloom would like to give you support. We, of course, would like to reserve an underground plot in a strategic position close to the Mirdain border. If you would please come by Shimmergloom City we could discuss the details of the agreement.

Note that for every proof of past succesful transactions we will honor you with an extra one. So bring all your car keys, house deeds and gold coins with you and we shall reserve that many plots.

Of course, you will be welcomed to stay for the day, as the underground can be very scary during daytime with all the Alfars wandering around. We will keep you safe, very very safe, in a secure chamber in the basement of our HQ castle. We assure you that there is no way in (cough)or out(cough) of this chamber.

Truly yours,
CaptainZ
11-07-2005, 09:02 PM
:eek: i got caught!! lol :D
Riplakish
11-07-2005, 10:04 PM
LOL You sound like you played alot of AC.
Darcy Black
11-08-2005, 08:53 PM
2. With the special relationship I have with the DEVs, I will reserve that housing spot for you, BEFORE all the clans move in.

THIS IS ABSURD.

There is a difference between in-game thievery and theft outside of the game. Claiming to have "relations" with the devs should taken seriously by the devs toa void any scammers here.
Brannoc
11-08-2005, 09:14 PM
I think we can all see the humor intended in the post, especially given its location. Though if you click on the "email me link" to give him money you might be surprised!
Riplakish
11-09-2005, 03:54 AM
haha I missed that Branoc thnx =)
Knight
11-09-2005, 04:54 AM
THIS IS ABSURD.

There is a difference between in-game thievery and theft outside of the game. Claiming to have "relations" with the devs should taken seriously by the devs toa void any scammers here.





...................pull
the
pinecone
out
of
your
butt.

btw to the original poster this is hilarious so bring us something else man we need more.
Virtra
11-15-2005, 05:24 AM
I don't have a house, and I need my car, would it be alright if I just gave you one of my kidneys?
Knight
11-15-2005, 07:19 AM
no pathetic minion. You must offer the Fallen knight far greater to be allowed the honor of a thicket of green grass upon which to spread your seed.
Bonney Goatbeard
11-15-2005, 11:52 AM
Since I don't own anything (house, wife, car, children) except my computer (which I need for gameplay and a medium for sexual relations with myself) and have terrible mouth, hand, waist, eye, ear, heart, kidney, <insert internal or external organ name here> hygiene I was wondering if intercourse is a valid option for payment?

Im a male but I could go to the extent of putting on make-up and simulating female behaviour like, uhm... Im not very experienced in the nature of females so I'll just improvise, hopefully I'll make it work for you.

EDIT (important notice)
Uhm PolarBearD, why does your name say beard and you have a polarbear on your sig instead of a polarbeard? I find that racist against my people the Inuits.
Chant
11-18-2005, 01:10 AM
naah, 250.000 gold isn't thievery, it's highway robbery!
Terran.Priest
11-29-2005, 08:27 AM
THIS IS ABSURD.

There is a difference between in-game thievery and theft outside of the game. Claiming to have "relations" with the devs should taken seriously by the devs toa void any scammers here.i realize my posts tend to be a bit long winded, but it's a good idea to read the part that says:

[QUOTE=Terran.Priest][i][color=sienna]ATTENTION: This is not an actual scam; I
Stas_Blade
11-29-2005, 01:08 PM
Um, this hardly qualifies as role-playing, since you are using out-of0game references, but it was funny none-the-less, even if in a wrong forum.

And how much to reserve a racial starting city as my own?
Seether
11-29-2005, 05:24 PM
Just another player to add to the KOS list...now it's time to leave the RP boards before I go crazy.
Oben
12-24-2005, 03:32 AM
You all realize I will destroy all houses that me and my adventurers come across...