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Stage01
10-12-2005, 12:18 AM
It was a hot day, the sun shining as if it were ready to detonate and end this ludacris war before it began.Yet there he stood, upon the crest of the hill, sword unsheathed and shining in the reflection of the sun. I could feel his smug, deathly grin from down in the valley. Then one by one they began to fall in line, and the green hills quickly became iced with brown. Horses and lizards and boars, the mounted warriors first. There must have been another hundred archers behind them. Then in the blink of an eye, the rolling green hills began to shudder with the rumble of thousands of beating hoofs , digging into the earth with blood lust in their hearts, The prominent guild of the underground, the Alfar.

My heart beating through the mesh , I tightened my grip around my spear as I felt that familiar surge of energy surround me. My eyes shot open and my back arched, I looked to the sky and let out a blood curdling scream as a beam of green light shot from deep within my body, into the sky. The blistering heat burning my skin from inside out. Then they came, first one, then two then in groups of four and five my minions came forth. All around me my bretheren began to shake and scream, with the intensity of an army of thousands, The Blood Eagle stood together strong as our army grew, the intensity transfered from one warrior to another we dug our paws into the ground and learched forward screaming , I did not see hundreds of enemies, I was not intimidated as a grizzly smile crossed my face, ear to ear I hurled the spear.

Wizzing through the air I followed it with a couple blasts of fire from within, knocking the first rider off his horse as the spear penetrated his neck. With a roar heard across the land I ran past him crushing his face into the ground with a solid leap I pulled the spear out of his neck and while flying through the air I see my fireballs singing the faces of two other unfortunate fowes. As the see of skeletons swarms the surrounding fowes the screams of agony bring me to ecstasy as I tear the arm off another alfar the blood hits my face. Then the lag becomes to much and I crash to desktop. Please report this bug to RazorWax. I curse out loudly. And re-load the game. Another time.... another time.

Metamorphosis
10-12-2005, 12:49 AM
Could I get an amen!

..not exactly sure why, but that came to mind when I was trying to think of what exactly you were trying to tell everyone with that overly descriptive almost soft core pornish literature. And no.. I have no clue what I'm talking about myself.

Marrock
10-12-2005, 01:09 AM
Moved to Roleplaying.

Stage01
10-12-2005, 01:37 AM
Moved to Roleplaying.


didn't even know we had a roleplaying board. Lol. Sorry, I was bored at work.

ChildoftheKoRn
10-12-2005, 02:04 AM
Im sorry but that actually sounded pretty sexy. Nice piece of gaming literature

Muttman
10-12-2005, 08:09 AM
Wot kind of lub be puttin' all dese hot sweaty people into der story witout havin some wenches tossed in fer good measure.

yer story should start like dis;

It wos a hot sweaty day. Da kind dat jes make yer want ter strip down ter ya nethers. So dats wot I did. An no sooner den after I had removed me unders den 3 of da finest wenches came walkin' towards me buck arses nekkid, jes liek I likes dem.

"Or Mr. Pirate" dey said.
"Can we play wit yer cannon? All our friends tell us stories of it."

An I be lookin' at dem all dashin' like an say "Of course me fine wenches. If yer like, ya kin check out me big round cannon balls as well. After all, a cannon aint be nuttin' witout some good cannon balls ter go wit it."

An as da salty sea sprays upon da deck an cascades upon all da wenches bosoms, an upon der tan faces, an upon me nethers, sendin a chill up me spine.

... hrmm, tell yer wot, give me 5 minutes an I be back ter tel yas how it ends. Dun want ter make a mess on da keyboard.

Raybur Ravenloc
10-12-2005, 04:14 PM
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OH, he's canadian.. that explains it..


Anyway, nice original post.
And I cant help pointing out that fowes should be foes. :o

Terra
10-14-2005, 07:13 AM
oooookay. i'm leaving this one alone.

Muttman
10-14-2005, 07:26 AM
Wot, does none of yers have taste?

Spawl
10-14-2005, 07:51 AM
Boy, dat Muttman gots a dern good imagination. I'm thinkin' he might be needin' a bit of shore leave, 'is sails might be a little too loose in da riggin'.

Terran.Priest
10-14-2005, 08:29 AM
very creative. good reading.

Stage01
02-14-2008, 03:19 PM
a gem from 04. Should I continue?

Haldred
02-20-2008, 04:17 AM
sure go for it we love a good romance novel here on the darkfall forums :D