Man Smokes Cat in Bong

[shock223]

http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/weird/Man-Smokes-Cat-in-Bong.html

wonder if it was a good hit or not...

[Paganini]

dude, that is officially, UNCOOL

[kiasta]

Lol I seen that article earlier today, wtf was that guy smoking to begin with? Oh well...I hate cats but wtf.

[WhiteGuy]

The cat was taken to the Capital Humane Society, where she appeared to be in good condition Monday,

Best part. wtf is everyone freaking out about.

[Golden_Knight]

Its not so much the fact that he put pot smoke near the cat but the fact that he for some fucked up reason put the cat into a box took the time to use duct tape and make sure the box was air tight. And then he smoked out of the box.. something just seems fucked up about that. Almost every pot smoker has at one time or another tried to get a pet high usually by blowing it in the ear or in its face but putting it in a sealed box is a new one... crazy people WTF

[iza]

Man has been taking Uncyclopedia too seriously. (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Kitten_Huffing)

[RootBeerFloat]

What the hell. This damage to the fucking cat? Felony? What has it come to? I get my girls cats high quite often. They're still fucking intact. I'd do the same damn thing as that guy.

[Slaker]

Its not so much the fact that he put pot smoke near the cat but the fact that he for some fucked up reason put the cat into a box took the time to use duct tape and make sure the box was air tight. And then he smoked out of the box.. something just seems fucked up about that. Almost every pot smoker has at one time or another tried to get a pet high usually by blowing it in the ear or in its face but putting it in a sealed box is a new one... crazy people WTF

Yeah, I never thought about it, must be really high.

[-Jotun]

Nah, high people are too lazy like myself. We don't accomplish this, sure we may think about doing it but in the end if you're a true smoker you end up eating a bag of chips and playing mario.

[1998altima]

As they say, 'the Cats out of the bong now'.

[dinkfall]

High quality reporting as always, I wish people wouldn't know how to communicate so we'd get rid of this shit.

[Hitom]

Only problem I see with this is the second hand smoke, which probably gave that kitty cancer after the first few hits.

[Temet nosce]

Jah, problem I see is pure stupidity not the idea itself. I'm semi surprised the cat didn't suffocate. I've seen animals that will perk up and follow you if you start smoking around them, they actually like the smoke, but putting a cat in a bong? More liable to make trouble from lack of oxygen than anything else.

[Hitom]

Jah, problem I see is pure stupidity not the idea itself. I'm semi surprised the cat didn't suffocate. I've seen animals that will perk up and follow you if you start smoking around them, they actually like the smoke, but putting a cat in a bong? More liable to make trouble from lack of oxygen than anything else.

Well, the positive thing about this might be that it might get some nutcases to shut the fuck up about the WMD that is marijuana. Seeing how the cat managed fine and all. Im currently honoring the cat with a wake&bake.

[Temet nosce]

Well, the positive thing about this might be that it might get some nutcases to shut the fuck up about the WMD that is marijuana. Seeing how the cat managed fine and all. Im currently honoring the cat with a wake&bake.

Nah, most of those people are capable of ignoring a five hundred pound obese woman sitting on their chest and shitting. Either that or they already know damned well that Marijuana isn't that dangerous and are just taking advantage of the hysteria.

[PrimalSign]

Anyone else think of a hippie Schrodinger when reading this article?

[Kossako]

Man has been taking Uncyclopedia too seriously. (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Kitten_Huffing)

haha
awesome ^^

[Seddoron]

Feels good man.

[Charlie9]

Its kind of odd the way he did it, I know my uncles old roomates put his cat in a box with holes and blew smoke in it all day, The cat didn't move for like 8 days but it was fine after that. The fact that he put it in a box connected to his bong and sealed leads me to believe he was already stoned out of his mind and on shrooms when he did it.

[stalwart]

While it starts up as a good idea, anyone that knows the first thing about killing cats* knows that the graph with "the box is getting smaller --->" on the x axis and "holy fuck this fucking cat is going batshit crazy with claws and teeth" on the y axis reaches infinity as the box approaches the side of the cat. you MUST take super precautions before attempting anything like that.

the odd thing is that it doesn't matter if the cat is a kitten or a 18 yr old codger... it'll fuck you up every time.

*when you masterbate, god doesn't kill a kitten, he sends me to.

[Jezrith]

Only problem I see with this is the second hand smoke, which probably gave that kitty cancer after the first few hits.

First few hits?! We all know that even thinking about second hand smoke causes cancer... aw shit, I thought about it while I was typing, great now I have cancer!

[Hitom]

First few hits?! We all know that even thinking about second hand smoke causes cancer... aw shit, I thought about it while I was typing, great now I have cancer!

Think about it, its a tiny kitten. How many white blood cells do you think the poor guy got?

[Jezrith]

Think about it, its a tiny kitten. How many white blood cells do you think the poor guy got?

Combined with the over 9000% lethality rate of second hand smoke! :ohno:

[Hitom]

Combined with the over 9000% lethality rate of second hand smoke! :ohno:

Combined with being in a tiny ass fucking compartment filled with just that!

[kryptek]

We should be shipping idiots like this guy off to Iraq. I hope they throw his ass in jail.

[tallefred]

Makes sense. It's the only way to fight the catsplosion.

[Viranth]

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