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Siconik
03-03-2009, 02:52 AM
I bench press my PC :):):):):)
Golden_Knight
03-03-2009, 02:54 AM
Nintendo Wii Fit

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Viluin
03-03-2009, 02:54 AM
Ronnie Coleman bench presses the equivalent of half my penis.
kiasta
03-03-2009, 02:57 AM
Nope don't workout, I did while I was in highschool swimming class...but not anymore.
[O]_Fawkes
03-03-2009, 02:58 AM
Ronnie Coleman bench presses the equivalent of half my penis.

So in other words he lifts half a grain of rice?
Siconik
03-03-2009, 02:58 AM
Nope don't workout, I did while I was in highschool swimming class...but not anymore.

It was just a joke, im bored and waiting for the pre orders
VidsPlease
03-03-2009, 02:58 AM
I go to boxing and now some submission grappling at my local martial arts gym 4x a week. I also got the p90x fitness program for free from a friend, anyone interested I have the download link.
VidsPlease
03-03-2009, 02:59 AM
It was just a joke, im bored and waiting for the pre orders

I do not understand your style of humour, in what way was this a joke?
Siconik
03-03-2009, 03:00 AM
I do not understand your style of humour, in what way was this a joke?

who would benchpress a pc?
Simmy
03-03-2009, 03:01 AM
Every day.
StaticBlack
03-03-2009, 03:01 AM
You never know....
1998altima
03-03-2009, 03:04 AM
I bench press my PC :):):):):)

I curl my laptop.
Siconik
03-03-2009, 03:05 AM
I curl my laptop.

Pssshh.. I also squat my whole desk
Kusghuul
03-03-2009, 03:05 AM
i do. Currently benching 110kgs.
1998altima
03-03-2009, 03:09 AM
Pssshh.. I also squat my whole desk

I do cock push ups on your mom.
VidsPlease
03-03-2009, 03:32 AM
I do cock push ups on your mom.

No you don't, that statement is incorrect.
Viluin
03-03-2009, 03:32 AM
i do. Currently benching 110kgs.

So you still can't lift your mom?
iSay
03-03-2009, 03:35 AM
I've got arms like fucking Popeye!








































...from wanking.
VidsPlease
03-03-2009, 03:39 AM
So you still can't lift your mom?

How would you know that? Do you know that individual personally? Your 14000 posts make it clear that you also cannot lift your own mother.
Viluin
03-03-2009, 03:43 AM
How would you know that? Do you know that individual personally? Your 14000 posts make it clear that you also cannot lift your own mother.

What are you talking about? I can most definitely lift your mother.
Golden_Knight
03-03-2009, 03:46 AM
How would you know that? Do you know that individual personally? Your 14000 posts make it clear that you also cannot lift your own mother.

What are you talking about? I can most definitely lift your mother.

There brothers oh my god I knew it :sly:
Viluin
03-03-2009, 03:47 AM
OMG your his brother?:lmao:

No, he asked me if I could lift your mother. I can definitely lift your mother.
Golden_Knight
03-03-2009, 03:54 AM
No, he asked me if I could lift your mother. I can definitely lift your mother.

Are you insinuating you had sex with my mother?

Because if you are... thank god that woman needed to get laid... being 54, overweight, and arthritic really wasn't helping her in the dating game. Props to you for helping out an old lady!!!

I owe you a beer
Wickfield
03-03-2009, 03:57 AM
I do...

I guess i'm a nerd. idk, maybe.
Beeblebrox
03-03-2009, 04:33 AM
Oh, great, another mother lifting thread!
Paganini
03-03-2009, 04:34 AM
I don't work out at all, yet I am incredibly buff. Strange, huh?
tarsus
03-03-2009, 04:57 AM
Masturbating 5 times a day has got to burn some calories.
Mauss
03-03-2009, 05:14 AM
I've never worked out a day in my life except for high school gym classes, but I somehow ended up fucking huge. It sucks sometimes, I get calls at least once a week from friends and fam to help them move shit, lol. Also, never have me over, I will accidentally break your furniture. ALWAYS.
Fevenis
03-03-2009, 05:18 AM
You'd be surprised how much muscle you can gain doing weight lifting during down time from mmo's. Start with 5 till it is easy, and keep adding more in increments of 5. Don't jump from 5 to 20 or 30 or you can risk damaging muscle.

And to answer your question, I try working out at the gym twice a week... And I'm a big nerd =p.
Bloody blade
03-03-2009, 05:35 AM
Ronnie Coleman bench presses the equivalent of half my penis.

I always thought u were a chick!:ohno:
Viluin
03-03-2009, 01:47 PM
I always thought u were a chick!:ohno:

Maybe I am? Maybe I have giant boobs?

You will never know.
Badem
03-03-2009, 01:50 PM
I masturbate to the 10 Terrabytes of porn movies I have on my computer, I bend over to get the crumbs of my nut crunch biscuits off the floor, and turn eveytime my mexican maid needs to hoover around my lardy arse
neoterrar
03-03-2009, 01:56 PM
I "learned" recently that..

Nerds=broad knowledge of many subjects

Geek=specific knowledge of one subject

Dork=socially inept, not necessarily intelligent.

Reading this thread..it seems dorks may work out.
Geeks definitely work out (many weight lifters are
very knowledgable about physique) Nerds on the
other hand are too busy theorizing on the benefits
of working out while increasing their knowledge of
porn actors
Dakeus
03-03-2009, 04:55 PM
By replying a yes or no to this thread you're admitting you're a nerd.
88Chaz88
03-03-2009, 04:58 PM
a yes or no
Dakeus
03-03-2009, 05:00 PM
a yes or no

nerd.
Badem
03-03-2009, 05:00 PM
most possibly I could be
Dakeus
03-03-2009, 05:16 PM
most possibly I could be

Same join date, same location...
TheChaosLord
03-03-2009, 05:19 PM
i do some exercise before i goto sleep and work is a bit physically challenging. i would say i kinda workout. you would have to define workout. based on my previous sentence i detect there is no need to determine if i am a nerd.