Ozzy Wrong
03-03-2009, 01:37 AM
It had barely been a week since I left when I got wind of your downward spiral. Servers crashing, disappointment among those you strive to please... it seemed like nothing was going for you.
But I'm here now forumfall. You once again have a shoulder to lean and cry on.
Let me break for a moment, I wrote you something.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEKGp6WO9fU
Wasn't that inspirational?
Well, I didn't write it so much as produced it. You see, I've been very successful since my departure- I'm a big name in the music, film, and RealDoll industries, and I have more time and money then I know what to with.
Which is why I'm here.
I was watching "T.I.'s Road to Redemption" the other day. In the show T.I. helps troubled kids escape their past and make a future for themselves. Suddenly, from an inexplicable resource, an idea formulated in my head.
I can help troubled kids escape their past and make a future for themselves, and sell the resulting drama and hilarity to network television.
However, to my dismay I glanced at the TV and watched as some blowhard "Rhymesayer" stole my multi-billion dollar idea.
I needed something new. This is where my thoughts turned to you, Forumfall. Of why I left, of what you were, and still are, going through.
I'm here to help. Here's that video one more time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEKGp6WO9fU
Sorry, I'm awful proud of that.
Much like the professional athletes and musicians whose homes still reside in the ghettos, I feel compelled to return and help my friends and family. Because that's what you are, Forumfall. You're my family. My succulent, murdering, libertarian, incest-filled family. Now, there's something I learned back in the Army, and that's that the sodomy is worse there than in jail. Looking back, that's very much like the situation here. I could leave you, whimpering and cold, your bare testicles exposed to the harsh reality of failed trolls and n00bs, or I could reach out my hand.
In my own words, I will extend an open hand, if you are willing to unclench your fist!
What say you, Forumfall? Will you accept my aid?
But I'm here now forumfall. You once again have a shoulder to lean and cry on.
Let me break for a moment, I wrote you something.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEKGp6WO9fU
Wasn't that inspirational?
Well, I didn't write it so much as produced it. You see, I've been very successful since my departure- I'm a big name in the music, film, and RealDoll industries, and I have more time and money then I know what to with.
Which is why I'm here.
I was watching "T.I.'s Road to Redemption" the other day. In the show T.I. helps troubled kids escape their past and make a future for themselves. Suddenly, from an inexplicable resource, an idea formulated in my head.
I can help troubled kids escape their past and make a future for themselves, and sell the resulting drama and hilarity to network television.
However, to my dismay I glanced at the TV and watched as some blowhard "Rhymesayer" stole my multi-billion dollar idea.
I needed something new. This is where my thoughts turned to you, Forumfall. Of why I left, of what you were, and still are, going through.
I'm here to help. Here's that video one more time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEKGp6WO9fU
Sorry, I'm awful proud of that.
Much like the professional athletes and musicians whose homes still reside in the ghettos, I feel compelled to return and help my friends and family. Because that's what you are, Forumfall. You're my family. My succulent, murdering, libertarian, incest-filled family. Now, there's something I learned back in the Army, and that's that the sodomy is worse there than in jail. Looking back, that's very much like the situation here. I could leave you, whimpering and cold, your bare testicles exposed to the harsh reality of failed trolls and n00bs, or I could reach out my hand.
In my own words, I will extend an open hand, if you are willing to unclench your fist!
What say you, Forumfall? Will you accept my aid?