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kadull
03-03-2009, 01:31 AM
Last one was too easy for everyone to mess up.

Here's the game. I'll just write part of a story. then the next person writes part of a story.

Just be sure to quote and eventually we'll have like 10,000 retarded stories to ready through.


I'll start.

Today was a day like any other in the small white house in the quiet suburban town. Suddenly, a crash. <PSSHH!!> and a scream from above.


"GOD! MOTHER FUCKERS! WHY? JUST OPEN IT ALREADY."

Good god, said mother as she raced to the aid of her distraught son. Thump thump thump, she goes up the stairs. She opens the door to her son standing in his rummaged room. All was destroyed but his computer. She sighs a sigh of relief and asks Billy whats wrong, as she wipes the black mascara from his eyes...
kadull
03-03-2009, 01:33 AM
Bump
Kelt
03-03-2009, 01:34 AM
"Oh nuthin mum, was just fappin"
kadull
03-03-2009, 01:36 AM
first of all, that response sucks. second of all, if you can manage to make a comment that feeds a story line rather than ends it, quote the story :P
StaticAI
03-03-2009, 01:37 AM
Game has died.

Also probably best suited for general discussion.
Raziel0182
03-03-2009, 01:39 AM
Last one was too easy for everyone to mess up.

Here's the game. I'll just write part of a story. then the next person writes part of a story.

Just be sure to quote and eventually we'll have like 10,000 retarded stories to ready through.


I'll start.

Today was a day like any other in the small white house in the quiet suburban town. Suddenly, a crash. <PSSHH!!> and a scream from above.


"GOD! MOTHER FUCKERS! WHY? JUST OPEN IT ALREADY."

Good god, said mother as she raced to the aid of her distraught son. Thump thump thump, she goes up the stairs. She opens the door to her son standing in his rummaged room. All was destroyed but his computer. She sighs a sigh of relief and asks Billy whats wrong, as she wipes the black mascara from his eyes...

The son quickly pulls up his pants and says, "Oh nothing, was just fapping mum," and then went to go finish in private in...
Giovani
03-03-2009, 01:40 AM
"mom I was looking for our family pet, the puppy you got me middle of last week, when he bit me!" he says looking around his room, out of breath. Getting the idea she had gotten worked up over something more than what was hapning and wipes her jeans with a hand caked with the black inky stuff.

"well don't give up keep going there must have been something you did to make all that noise, theres no way what I heard came from a yappie dog" she demands to him.
Kelt
03-03-2009, 01:41 AM
The son quickly pulls up his pants and says, "Oh nothing, was just fapping mum," and then went to go finish in private in...

Thanks for that


NOW is that alright OP? see no reason for you to be anal now.
JCatano
03-03-2009, 01:43 AM
I just want just more hotbars to stick on the UI.
Preston
03-03-2009, 01:44 AM
stuff like this goes in off-topic.
Viluin
03-03-2009, 01:46 AM
She sighs a sigh of relief and asks Billy whats wrong, as she wipes the black mascara from his eyes...

What?

stuff like this goes in off-topic.

Holy shit it's Preston!
Giovani
03-03-2009, 01:50 AM
What?



Holy shit it's Preston!

you are intreging me! not that spelling should matter now....its just getting good. :rolleyes: