Not enough oxygen on Earth, need less people..

[Eyrothath]

We should start with the fat ones, they use up the most oxygen..

[Rahavin]

But then who would star in my films?

[Eyrothath]

But then who would star in my films?

Use a fat suit..

[dinkfall]

Athletes probably use up more.

[emasame]

Athletes probably use up more.

fatty

[Zexoinger]

Agree

[Humac]

We have to look at the oxygen/effiency quote to see which people that has to go imo.

[Sinical]

just accidently make aides work faster. like 500mil right there.

[Girth]

I say we start with the vegetarians its full of win. They eat plants, plants make oxygen. Less vegetarians breathing up our air and more plants making it.

/thread

[Rathynas]

This is why I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse in 2012... I can't wait to blow up obese zombies in a spray of guts and bodily fluids. Wewt.

[Numer0us]

I say we start with the vegetarians its full of win. They eat plants, plants make oxygen. Less vegetarians breathing up our air and more plants making it.

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OBJECTION (http://blog.shrub.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/objection_zoom.jpg)
You mean vegans. Vegetarians eat dairy products, vegans don't.
And, if everyone was a vegan, then there'd be WAY less cows, which we specifically breed and feed, just so we can eat them.
If you've ever studied any biology at school/uni, you'll know that the energy recieved becomes literally 10 times more inefficient for every extra consumer it goes through. In other words, if you eat potatoes, it's 10 times more efficient than eating a cow-like animal that eats potatoes.
So we should leave vegetarians and vegans till last, and start off with eskimos (they eat mostly meat, or at least they used to, I think they supplement their diet with the meat now, and buy vegetables etc from overseas now).

By the way, click "objection" above. It's a link.

[Girth]

You mean vegans. Vegetarians eat dairy products, vegans don't.
And, if everyone was a vegan, then there'd be WAY less cows, which we specifically breed and feed, just so we can eat them.
If you've ever studied any biology at school/uni, you'll know that the energy recieved becomes literally 10 times more inefficient for every extra consumer it goes through. In other words, if you eat potatoes, it's 10 times more efficient than eating a cow-like animal that eats potatoes.
So we should leave vegetarians and vegans till last, and start off with eskimos (they eat mostly meat, or at least they used to, I think they supplement their diet with the meat now, and buy vegetables etc from overseas now).

We will start with you. All that thinking is requiring to much oxygen its unacceptable. We can move on to the vegetarians after that.

[Bissen]

Politicians, lawyers, bankers and religious people. I encourage you all to find a high place and take a leap of faith.

Edit: And the commercial business of course.

[Athos]

Politicians, lawyers, bankers and religious people. I encourage you all to find a high place and take a leap of faith.

Edit: And the commercial business of course.

I would start with an IQ test personally. So everyone other than the religious folk would be safe.

[ImperMorte]

Yeah the sad thing is they don't even do blood tests anymore so if your related its ok as long as your last names are different. I mean seriously. But Texas did address this problem: If you have a child in Texas that is mentally or physically retarded then once they reach the age of 21 their parents can have them "fixed" against their will. So much fun in the south.

[Zadok]

I think if you haveto cut meat out of your diet you were molested as a child.

[Khet]

Yeah the sad thing is they don't even do blood tests anymore so if your related its ok as long as your last names are different. I mean seriously. But Texas did address this problem: If you have a child in Texas that is mentally or physically retarded then once they reach the age of 21 their parents can have them "fixed" against their will. So much fun in the south.

I'm sorry but that is oddly hilarious. I think I have some issues.

[jardaroh]

quite frankly, the ones using the most oxygen of people are clearly the atheletes so we should start with those. First we those of whom there are the most, soccer and football players, and then the truly boring ones, weight lifters, and we work our way down the list.

[ImperMorte]

How about instead of being retarded humans and trying to figure out what to kill you go seed a few blooms of plankton. One of the single largest producers of O2. But that would just make to much sense. There are easy solutions to complex problems.

[Bine]

Imper, don't ruin their fun :<.

[88Chaz88]

I say we start with the French.









What? Were you looking for a reason?

[Girth]

How about instead of being retarded humans and trying to figure out what to kill you go seed a few blooms of plankton. One of the single largest producers of O2. But that would just make to much sense. There are easy solutions to complex problems.

The internets in serious business.

You don't even need good troll bait to get these 09ers going.

[Neissuhgink]

First its the french

Then the liberals.

And then Obama. He's useless.

[Xanfyrst]

Paris Hilton + her 252 million dressed up chihuahuas.

[Badem]

man Africa is already starving themselves to death, Zimbabwe is being raped by a black Adolf and chemical Ali rolled into one (he has hitlers tache and his 'nothing to see ehre' during the Cholera epidemic)

A little bit of 'stirring' in Pakistan (once we got our troops away from Afghanistan) and India and Pakistan will blow each other up

Then we just need to 'accidently' poison a lot more milk (the dry run is damn effective, need to aim for adults as opposed to babies) in china and we could be onto something here :)

[Eyrothath]

ok, well maybe I was wrong about fat people, however.. They do cause global warming.. All that fat is heating up the earth by smothering it..

[JamieM]

Kill the Vegaterians, better yet, Eat the Vegaterians (They don't use oxygen when eaten), and they also can't eat plants which make oxygen when they are Eated!, Problem solved.

[Rycon]

Giving out my opinions on this topic will result in giving myself a ban.

I want to respond but i can not.But here is a small preview.



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[WGresh]

Who cares about the potato. the cow is easily ten times as efficient as a potato... so shut your face ya stupid veggie. get in my cauldron so i can make you into veggietard stew.

[Seddoron]

Legalize weed and grow it everywhere. It'll produce oxygen.
:ninja:

[Agge]

Fuck your oxygen! *fart*

[stalwart]

wouldn't people that work out a lot use more oxygen? fat people just sit there. shit, they go into hybernation and don't use much at all.

[Niles]

wouldn't people that work out a lot use more oxygen? fat people just sit there. shit, they go into hybernation and don't use much at all.

Yea, but they are still fat and evil.

[Fro]

wouldn't people that work out a lot use more oxygen? fat people just sit there. shit, they go into hybernation and don't use much at all.

Only a fatty would say this.

[~Gank Me~]

I say we take flamethrowers and melt the icecaps -- because if we get an excessive amount of oxygen from the fat people killings, our ozone layer will thicken 9 times over, and we will enter a state of global cooling

I have several steps to my plan

Step #1

- If every person in the world would hold their breath for 30 seconds, oxygen would be more plentiful for years to come.

Step #2

- Bulldoze all cities in the world, create biospheres that can handle 1000 trees per 1 square mile, thus sucking up all the carbon dioxide

Step #3

- Call Al Gore and wait for further instructions

Yes, I realize I contradicted myself about 4 times. If anyone needs tips to make their gameplay experience more enviromentally friendly, please contact me with your account username / password

kthx

[Spinewire]

We will start with you. All that thinking is requiring to much oxygen its unacceptable. We can move on to the vegetarians after that.
owned

[Aacevedo]

I say we start with the betatesters. :ninja:

[Niles]

I say we start with the betatesters. :ninja:

I say we start with the South Americans. :ninja:

[Barbarossa]

We should start with the fat ones, they use up the most oxygen..

You next, for starting this thread.

[Weeking]

Muscles use a lot more energy than fat even if you aren't moving. And if you're fat, stocky or big, you probably move less and lose less heat to the environment. It would have been the same if you said lack of food would have been the problem, only in that case it would be obvious you'd let the skinny wimps, children and old people die from starvation/disease brought on by malnutrition first.Or have the government kill them first and feed them to the rest as soylent green.

[Aacevedo]

I say we start with the South Americans. :ninja:

only if you send us a very large supply of Absolut.