You know your a geek when

[EKS]

You spent you Saturday night:
Improving the performance of a DNS server from 700 query's pr sec to 4000+
And the rest of the night coding a website


Anyone got something else :) ?

[Largion]

What is a DNS server?

[Honest Bill]

You make a thread to brag about your coding abilities, but justify yourself by admitting you're a geek within that post

[chimp]

You make a thread to brag about your coding abilities, but justify yourself by admitting you're a geek within that post

/succinct

haha

[Largion]

There are no geeks here just e-thugs.

[Aacevedo]

You spent you Saturday night:
Improving the performance of a DNS server from 700 query's pr sec to 4000+
And the rest of the night coding a website


Anyone got something else :) ?

If's that's job... it's ok. But if that's for hobby...... NEEEERRRD

[EKS]

Its for a hobby. Geek = nerd :) Has to be some nerds hiding between the e-thugs

[Yamamoto]

...when you spend your time posting on a forum for a game that hasn't come out yet.

Won't be true in a couple of days though. Fkn-A.

[chewbaccasdad]

You'd rather stay up until 2am, watching tentacle hentai and touching yourself, while your girlfriend cries herself to sleep.

[Mordhak]

You'd rather stay up until 2am, watching tentacle hentai and touching yourself, while your girlfriend cries herself to sleep.

My girlfriend watches tentacle yaoi while I cry myself to sleep.

[Largion]

My girlfriend watches tentacle yaoi while I cry myself to sleep.

But your touching yourself wile crying. Thats even more sexy!

[Daria311]

nobody is going to call you a geek when you start making money off those skills

[Largion]

nobody is going to call you a geek when you start making money off those skills

Then he becomes a friend. :D

[Mordhak]

But your touching yourself wile crying. Thats even more sexy!

I touch myself while watching the tentacle yaoi over the shoulder of my girlfriend. While crying. I dunno if I cry because I feel lonely and neglected or because I'm fapping to tentacle yaoi. It doesn't really matter anymore at that point.

[HauptmannHP]

I touch myself while watching the tentacle yaoi over the shoulder of my girlfriend. While crying. I dunno if I cry because I feel lonely and neglected or because I'm fapping to tentacle yaoi. It doesn't really matter anymore at that point.

Don't worry, we understand. Or, I don't understand the word "yaoi", but looking at the context, it seems like a word not meant to be understood by everyone.

[Largion]

Don't worry, we understand. Or, I don't understand the word "yaoi", but looking at the context, it seems like a word not meant to be understood by everyone.

If you can keep a secret Ill show you my yaoi. :ninja:

[Forgin]

So you know how to improve the performance of a DNS server from 700 query's pr sec to 4000+ but you are unable to write proper english?

[Ziggurattt]

the plural form of "query" is "queries."

Also, the title should read "You know you're a Geek when..."

[Jezrith]

nobody is going to call you a geek when you start making money off those skills

Yes they will, but you won't care because you are making twice their salary... ;)

[Mordhak]

the plural form of "query" is "queries."

Also, the title should read "You know you're a Geek when..."

Sentences in the English language start with a capital letter.

[EKS]

@Forgin
One is based on logic and understanding bolte necks, the other is not based on any logic i can understand. Also lucky my IE can spell check or it would have been worse.

[Mordhak]

@Forgin
One is based on logic and understanding bolte necks, the other is not based on any logic i can understand. Also lucky my IE can spell check or it would have been worse.

You call yourself a geek... and you use IE?

Now there's a failure if I ever seen one.

[Ziggurattt]

Sentences in the English language start with a capital letter.

AHahahaha!

Touché.

[Jezrith]

You know you are a geek when you flame someone over their choice of web browser...

You call yourself a geek... and you use IE?

Now there's a failure if I ever seen one.

[chewbaccasdad]

I touch myself while watching the tentacle yaoi over the shoulder of my girlfriend. While crying. I dunno if I cry because I feel lonely and neglected or because I'm fapping to tentacle yaoi. It doesn't really matter anymore at that point.

Just :lmao:

[gloryhound]

You know you are a geek when you flame someone over their choice of web browser...

Regardless of how true it is.

[Largion]

You call yourself a geek... and you use IE?

Now there's a failure if I ever seen one.

A real geek would use firefox. Not that I would know because Im a e-thug! :ohno:

[gloryhound]

A real geek would use firefox. Not that I would know because Im a e-thug! :ohno:

Real e-thugs use Blackbird (http://www.blackbirdhome.com/about.html) homey.

[Jezrith]

A real geek would use firefox. Not that I would know because Im a e-thug! :ohno:

Pffft! A true geek would still be using Gopher instead of http!

Which reminds me, you know you are a geek when you know what Gopher is and have actually used it...

[tallefred]

Real e-thugs use Blackbird (http://www.blackbirdhome.com/about.html) homey.

That is the most pathetic thing I have ever seen. Wow.

[Largion]

That is the most pathetic thing I have ever seen. Wow.

I have something that is even more pathetic. :(
I just had to do it!

[Jezrith]

That is the most pathetic thing I have ever seen. Wow.

Don't be dissin the black online community, sucka!

[Daria311]

So you know how to improve the performance of a DNS server from 700 query's pr sec to 4000+ but you are unable to write proper english?

I have a friend that experiments with perpetual motion machine designs but can't finish university because he's failed his French course four years in a row (completing French language courses is a requirement to get your degree in Canadia French universities).

If you're a big enough nerd, your brain focuses on one subject only and every other skill goes to fail.

[Daria311]

Yes they will, but you won't care because you are making twice their salary... ;)

It's hard to spot a geek wearing designer business suits and that drives a hummer.

[Daria311]

Sentences in the English language start with a capital letter.

not on the internet they don't

nothing requires capitalization on the internets, unless you're TRYING TO BE AN ASSHOLE BY TYPING LIKE THIS

[Daria311]

You know you are a geek when you flame someone over their choice of web browser...

:lmao:

[Daria311]

Pffft! A true geek would still be using Gopher instead of http!

Which reminds me, you know you are a geek when you know what Gopher is and have actually used it...

that just makes you old

[Largion]

:lmao:

Fucking hell. make 1 post and not 12325.

[Daria311]

Fucking hell. make 1 post and not 12325.

but...each of these awesome quotes deserve their own little spotlight :(

[Largion]

I have a friend that experiments with perpetual motion machine designs but can't finish university because he's failed his French course four years in a row (completing French language courses is a requirement to get your degree in Canadia French universities).

If you're a big enough nerd, your brain focuses on one subject only and every other skill goes to fail.

It's hard to spot a geek wearing designer business suits and that drives a hummer.

not on the internet they don't

nothing requires capitalization on the internets, unless you're TRYING TO BE AN ASSHOLE BY TYPING LIKE THIS

:lmao:

that just makes you old

Was that so hard?

[Daria311]

honestly I read some guy's post, thought it was awesome, replied. went back to continue reading the thread, noticed this guy's post was also awesome, replied (two posts in a row wouldn't be bad right?). went back continued to read, replied (someone must have replied by the time I posted this), etc, etc.

[Honest Bill]

honestly I read some guy's post, thought it was awesome, replied. went back to continue reading the thread, noticed this guy's post was also awesome, replied (two posts in a row wouldn't be bad right?). went back continued to read, replied (someone must have replied by the time I posted this), etc, etc.

Roughly translates as

+1

[Largion]

honestly I read some guy's post, thought it was awesome, replied. went back to continue reading the thread, noticed this guy's post was also awesome, replied (two posts in a row wouldn't be bad right?). went back continued to read, replied (someone must have replied by the time I posted this), etc, etc.

Maby Im just angry because you never quoted me! ever stoped to think about my feelings?!

[Launn]

Your customer tells you the password to log on to their computer is NCC-1701 and you automatically KNOW its the ship designation for the USS Enterprise from Star Trek...

[Honest Bill]

Your customer tells you the password to log on to their computer is NCC-1701 and you automatically KNOW its the ship designation for the USS Enterprise from Star Trek...

Touché

[Toilet]

Your customer tells you the password to log on to their computer is NCC-1701 and you automatically KNOW its the ship designation for the USS Enterprise from Star Trek...

You know you are a geek when you search for geeky you know you are a geek answers on the internet.

[EKS]

Your customer tells you the password to log on to their computer is NCC-1701 and you automatically KNOW its the ship designation for the USS Enterprise from Star Trek...

good one.

[Skyborn]

Was that so hard?

Thanks for compiling the fail...it made the blood vessel in my brain explode vs seep.