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arcas
02-23-2009, 03:11 PM
Oh haha, your an big fat orc and gathering some flowers from this bush!
funny game ! :)

Oh that elves looks not so cute then these in wow
heroshade
02-23-2009, 03:27 PM
Can I play?
Skyborn
02-23-2009, 03:28 PM
things that you wont here from your GF while playin DF :)

Your girlfriend will never say: if you can take 2 on 1 in Darkfall maybe we can try it irl.
Mooseman
02-23-2009, 03:30 PM
things that you wont here from your GF while playin DF :)

Don't stop.
Baralis
02-23-2009, 03:44 PM
Your equiped with a two hander. :p
Niles
02-23-2009, 04:04 PM
Am I the only one that don't understand what this thread is about?
Honest Bill
02-23-2009, 04:05 PM
Am I the only one that don't understand what this thread is about?

Yes
Mordhak
02-23-2009, 04:25 PM
Am I the only one that don't understand what this thread is about?

Just smile and nod and pretend you know exactly what everyone's talking about.
Daria311
02-23-2009, 04:26 PM
I have attempted to translate into English and have failed.
tallefred
02-23-2009, 04:29 PM
It's Friday! All right! It's Friday! All right! I love Friday! All right!

Wop bop ba boop bop ba boop boop bop!

I think I get it now.
Slaker
02-23-2009, 04:30 PM
Why are you teabagging this poor Mirdain?
Ziggurattt
02-23-2009, 04:49 PM
My wife will never say:

"Play some more, honey, I'll do the dishes/laundry/kitty litter."
"You should probably buy a few yearly subscriptions right now."
"It's OK, I'll just play with you while you play Darfall."
Golden_Knight
02-23-2009, 04:59 PM
"Its OK I will mow the yard and take out the trash for you this week"

"I know how important that game is to you and I respect and understand your need to take unpaid leave from work and sit at your computer all day. "

"wow that big sword is turning me on"

"honey, can I get you a beer. It looks like slaughtering all those monsters made you thirsty?"

"I am sorry your city got burned down to the ground, I don't mind if you ignore me for another month while you build a new one"
Aacevedo
02-23-2009, 06:54 PM
You look so tense, let me give you a BJ while you play...
TheDor
02-23-2009, 09:34 PM
"What the hell are you doing using daggers, 2 handed swords have twice the reach and the same dps."
Tzacharu
02-23-2009, 09:36 PM
Moaning.
Golden_Knight
02-23-2009, 10:00 PM
I actually kicked a girl out of my house once because I was on the computer and she wanted attention...

went something like
her: "whatcha doin"
me: "playing eve online"
her: "hmm I'm lonely"
me: "OK"
her: lays down in my bed (in the same room as my computer)

5 minutes later:
her: "whatcha doin"
me: "I'm busy"
her: "hey"
me: ignoring what she says
her: "jerk"
me: "get the fuck out of my house don't sit in my bed and call me names"
her: "I was joking I thought you would give me attention usually when I say things like than you come over to me"
me: "seriously get the fuck out"

Then she refused to leave for about 15 minutes before she finally got out of my bed...

The next day she showed up at my house (it was raining outside) and she was yelling about what a jerk I was for not letting her in cause she was getting wet.
Aacevedo
02-23-2009, 10:03 PM
maybe she wanted you to fuck her....

/facepalm
TheDor
02-23-2009, 10:09 PM
maybe she wanted you to fuck her....

/facepalm

And? He was busy with the internet spaceships, interent spaceships are serious business.
Golden_Knight
02-23-2009, 10:23 PM
I have my priorities in life :D and ATM it seems I cant connect to a server... which is really getting aggravating