How to get along with any human being, ever, anywhere.

[clobster]

1) Don't talk about politics.

2) Don't talk about religion.

3) Don't talk about sexual orientation.

4) Talk about Bewbz a lot..

[Killuminati]

Human beings are overrated.

[DocGonzo]

4 is false ....if who you are conversing with is a male homosexual, bewbz...glorious as they are, will not be of interest and could cause an argument if you persist

i'm just sayin'...

[Rathynas]

4 breaks rule 3.

[Giant 0tter]

4 breaks rule 3.

What about the Homosexuals who prefer large men with more female features? i.e. bewbz

[Rathynas]

What about the Homosexuals who prefer large men with more female features? i.e. bewbz

People like you don't count.

[Thyometha]

large men with more female features? i.e. bewbz

those would be moobs

[Minotaur]

1) Don't talk about politics.

2) Don't talk about religion.

3) Don't talk about sexual orientation.

4) Show your Bewbz a lot..

^ If they don't speak your language.

[Tamural]

I think bewbz are fun... :(

Edit: These rules are legit. They're a formula for a boring relationship though...

[Caffy]

4 is false ....if who you are conversing with is a male homosexual, bewbz...glorious as they are, will not be of interest and could cause an argument if you persist

i'm just sayin'...

Every gay dude I know still loves bewbz. I guess love of bewbz just comes with the penis. We can't help ourselves.

[Incanam]

4 is false ....if who you are conversing with is a male homosexual, bewbz...glorious as they are, will not be of interest and could cause an argument if you persist

i'm just sayin'...
Yeah. OP lies.

[Wickfield]

gay people can still appreciate a pair of tits. anyone who says otherwise is full of shit.