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Aragoni
02-18-2009, 09:34 PM
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/425802

Physical rating: B (Dr. Bizmoe says: with a little training and exercise, you'll be ready for a Zombie outbreak)

Mental rating: C (Dr. Bizmoe says: Your mental strength and intelligence are unremarkable)

Experience Rating: C (Dr Bizmoe says: You don't necessarily know alot. You have the basic, mainstream knowledge of Zombies and outbreaks)

Emotional rating: F (Dr. Bizmoe says: Your mantra is "Numbness is the path to survival")

Total survival rank: Z+ (Dr. Bizmoe says: Your knowledge, strength and will to survive are unstoppable. It would take a nuclear holocaust to remove you from the face of the earth, Zombies don't stand a chance.)

Globz
02-18-2009, 09:44 PM
Moved ;)

Aragoni
02-18-2009, 09:45 PM
Moved ;)

Thanks alot. *gives chocolate* :)

AmonDominus
02-18-2009, 09:55 PM
B
C
D
F

Z+

Eh. Too long quiz.

clobster
02-18-2009, 09:58 PM
I got exactly the same as the OP.

Rathynas
02-18-2009, 10:08 PM
Holy crap, I forgot about my Zombie Survival thread! :eek:

Whatever... Taking the test. Of course, I will pwn.

Wait, how did you get a good total score if your scores sucked?

Temet nosce
02-18-2009, 10:09 PM
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/425802

Physical rating: B (Dr. Bizmoe says: with a little training and exercise, you'll be ready for a Zombie outbreak)

Mental rating: C (Dr. Bizmoe says: Your mental strength and intelligence are unremarkable)

Experience Rating: C (Dr Bizmoe says: You don't necessarily know alot. You have the basic, mainstream knowledge of Zombies and outbreaks)

Emotional rating: F (Dr. Bizmoe says: Your mantra is "Numbness is the path to survival")

Total survival rank: Z+ (Dr. Bizmoe says: Your knowledge, strength and will to survive are unstoppable. It would take a nuclear holocaust to remove you from the face of the earth, Zombies don't stand a chance.)

Same score. Pretty shitty test, there's a better one I'll try to find later if I ain't feeling lazy

Aacevedo
02-18-2009, 10:18 PM
Physical : B
Mental : C
Experience : D
Emotional : F
Total : Z+

Shit , i need to read the guide to zombie survival. WTF i'm doing?? I must be studying things to the real life.

Niles
02-18-2009, 10:30 PM
Physical : B
Mental : C
Experience : C
Emotional : F
Total : Z+

tallefred
02-18-2009, 10:40 PM
Does everybody win? I highly doubt everyone on forumfall would survive a zombie outbreak.

Rathynas
02-18-2009, 10:44 PM
This thing sucks ass. I think you can only get a Z+ or an F, and it's hard to get an F... The zombie lore the maker's following seems pretty lame, too.

Someone find a better one while I tear out Aragoni's brain!

Mokkruz
02-18-2009, 11:29 PM
I got an D...

''It would truly be a wonder to see you alive and well after the outbreak is quelled'' :(

Haart Maystorm
02-19-2009, 12:07 AM
A
A
Z
F

Total rank: Z+

What can I say? I'm a zombie movie fanatic; this test was childs play.

Though I don't know how I got an A for physical. I can't run for too long without being short of breath. I would say I'm more like a B for physical.

HauptmannHP
02-19-2009, 12:27 AM
Physical: B
Mental: C
Experience: C
Emotional: F
Total: Z+

Edit; Everyone gets Z+? I smell owls in the moose on that site.

Someone
02-19-2009, 12:28 AM
B
B
D
F
End: Z+

Damn, apparently I'm a lean mean zombie killing machine. Pretty easy questions though, I mean everyone here should know that 5.56 is a type of ammunition and that .22 is a very light kind of ammunition.

Zenates
02-19-2009, 12:30 AM
Like Zombie Movies?

http://www.amazon.com/World-War-Z-History-Zombie/dp/0307346609


For when there's nothing on the TV...

Hubbell
02-19-2009, 01:22 AM
Just play the Zombie gametype in COD5 on xbox live. Fucking epic unless you get a team of fucking retards who don't repair barricades while killing/open all the rooms as soon as they get the points for it.

JUAN_LOVE
02-19-2009, 02:09 AM
Hubbell you do realize that #dfgamers is fucking dead and that all the cool people chill on quakenet #darkfall?

Drool111
02-19-2009, 02:59 AM
I got A.

http://i39.tinypic.com/10pao03.jpg

Fleshcakes
02-19-2009, 03:11 AM
Physical : B
Mental : B
Experience : B
Emotional : F
Total : Z+

:(

IthroZada
02-19-2009, 03:33 AM
B
A
B
F
Z+

What can I say, I know's me my zombies

Nevron
02-19-2009, 03:42 AM
P: A
M: B
Ex: C
Em: F


Total: Z+

Spyder0527
02-19-2009, 03:46 AM
A
b
d
f
z+

Rokolith
02-19-2009, 04:11 AM
Zombie knowledge? lol How does this guy know how zombies all function in advance.

Tzacharu
02-19-2009, 04:35 AM
Physical: B
Mental: D
Experience: F
Emotional: F
Overall: A

I don't understand how the hell I would survive with those scores.


Damn, apparently I'm a lean mean zombie killing machine. Pretty easy questions though, I mean everyone here should know that 5.56 is a type of ammunition and that .22 is a very light kind of ammunition.

I said NATO rounds were ballistic missiles, rofl.

Zombie knowledge? lol How does this guy know how zombies all function in advance.

I asked this myself. The test was assuming his version of zombies were prevalent, but there are too many types of zombies to make any assumption of a person's survivability.

At first I thought the questions asking about what a zombie does, thinks like and such would define the type of zombie the quiz's answers would be judged upon. I guess that wasn't the case since those zombie info questions were given right and wrong answers.

Corpse
02-19-2009, 04:55 AM
Gee, Let me think.

kiasta
02-19-2009, 04:58 AM
Define survive. By survive meaning turn into a mindlesss zombie living forever than yes. Or if you mean not turning into a zombie and hiding in fear for the rest of my life than probably not. I would just become a zombie, fuck it.

Paganini
02-19-2009, 05:05 AM
I got a Z+ but I still think I should read the Zombie Survival Guide to improve my chances

Darkrabbit18
02-19-2009, 06:55 AM
No, I highly doubt I would survive a zombie outbreak.

But it would be fun if we could all go back to our normal lives afterwards. :D

Rathynas
02-19-2009, 07:36 AM
If you're gonna make a zombie survival quiz, you have to take account that your favorite version of zombies may be wrong. There are so many kinds of zombies that it's ridiculous to even have quizzes like this, unless you specify the kind of zombie. Something with such wide a topic as this needs to focus more on the survivor than the zombies, like basing the scores on experience before the Zombocalypse and what the survivor would do in detailed scenarios.

Also, the scoring sucked.

Drool111
02-19-2009, 07:48 AM
If you're gonna make a zombie survival quiz, you have to take account that your favorite version of zombies may be wrong. There are so many kinds of zombies that it's ridiculous to even have quizzes like this, unless you specify the kind of zombie. Something with such wide a topic as this needs to focus more on the survivor than the zombies, like basing the scores on experience before the Zombocalypse and what the survivor would do in detailed scenarios.

Also, the scoring sucked.

lol, you're not supposed to take the quiz literally.

ChillyUK
02-19-2009, 10:24 AM
physical B
mental C
experience F
emotional F

overall Z+

unfair! im from england.. too many gun questions

stupid gun loving yanks

Corpse
02-19-2009, 10:56 AM
Physical Rating - B
Mental- C
Experience- D
Emotional-F
Overall- Z+
Your knowledge, strength,and will to survive are unstoppable,it would take a nuclear holocaust to remove you from the face of the earth.

Fenrir-hai
02-19-2009, 11:01 AM
It was like a wall of text in quiz form. After the question about my attention span i got bored and clicked the first answer for every question.

Fenrir-hai
02-19-2009, 11:04 AM
If you're gonna make a zombie survival quiz, you have to take account that your favorite version of zombies may be wrong. There are so many kinds of zombies that it's ridiculous to even have quizzes like this, unless you specify the kind of zombie. Something with such wide a topic as this needs to focus more on the survivor than the zombies, like basing the scores on experience before the Zombocalypse and what the survivor would do in detailed scenarios.

Also, the scoring sucked.

What? Different varieties even exist? They're actually real in the first place? Was i missing something here? ::confused:

Rourke
02-19-2009, 01:07 PM
What? Different varieties even exist? They're actually real in the first place? Was i missing something here? ::confused:

28 Days Later Zombies vs Day of the Dead stupid Zombies??

gary0044187
02-19-2009, 01:09 PM
difference is 28 days later zombies died after a while, kinda offsets their speed. so if you can survive the initial outbreak you should be fine. I would probably die.

Aacevedo
02-19-2009, 01:13 PM
Anyone without Z+?

Sarukia
02-19-2009, 01:27 PM
physical B
mental C
experience C
Emotional F

Z+

How the fuck did I fail the emotional part? Someone should cut the guy that made the test. He don't know what the hell hes talking about.

tallefred
02-19-2009, 01:32 PM
Anyone without Z+?

Some guy got an A, another a D.

Agge
02-19-2009, 01:43 PM
B: With a little training..

C: Your mental strength and intelligence are unremarkable.

D: You must have seen or at least heard of one zombie movie.

D: You are an indevidual who is totaly focused on survival. Emotions only get in your way.

A: Barring some unforseen cataclysm, you will survive and pass your invaluable experience and knowledge to future generations.

Tbh, I disagree, I know I would die, where the hell would I go? What the hell would I eat? Not to mentioned that I would be scared as hell.

Still, in a strange way it would be fun to give it a shot.

Fumus
02-19-2009, 02:00 PM
I got an A too.
What? You don't believe me?!

Someone
02-19-2009, 02:08 PM
Anyone else that thinks it's a bit odd that we all seem so emotionally crippled? I don't think anyone who posted their score got over D on the emotion score.

Zinj
02-19-2009, 02:11 PM
Anyone else that thinks it's a bit odd that we all seem so emotionally crippled? I don't think anyone who posted their score got over D on the emotion score.

If that ever happend id be scared shitless atfirst. Then i would go emationally inane but be the insane types that don't dies easy thus being a cold huarted person with the willing to kill anything and anyone. but no one had the guts to kill themselfs.

Phisical rating: C

Mental rating: D

experiance rating: F

Emo rating: F

I took the test 5 times and it said Aragoni would eat me every time.

Skyborn
02-19-2009, 05:32 PM
I took the test 5 times and it said Aragoni would eat me every time.

Just your heart.

B
B
D
F
Z+

88Chaz88
02-19-2009, 05:35 PM
B
B
F
C

My lack of zombie knowledge is holding me back, I'm sure that would change pretty shortly though. I got a B overall.

LastSunRise
02-19-2009, 05:56 PM
physical rating B
DR. bizmoe says:
"with a little training and exercise, you'll be ready for an undead outbreak."

Mental rating C
DR. bizmoe says:
"your mental strenght and intelligence are unremarkable"

experience rating F
DR.bizmoe says:
"i can only assume that you know what a zombie actually is."


Emotional rating F
DR.bizmoe says:
"your mantra is, numbness is the path of survival"

total survivial rank A
DR.bizmoe says:
"barrig some unforeseen cataclysm, you will survive and pass your invaluable experience and knowledge to furture generations"

o_o" lmao this test fails, i was totally honest but i think i am going to fail if a zombie outbreak came..

beep im a jeep
02-19-2009, 06:26 PM
A
A
A
F

Z+

Lol, F for emotional? i dont have emotions?

Rourke
02-19-2009, 06:46 PM
Physical rating: B (Dr. Bizmoe says: with a little training and exercise, you'll be ready for a Zombie outbreak)

Mental rating: B

Experience Rating: C

Emotional rating: F

Total survival rank: Z+

I'm gonna try and fail this gay test dammit.

Rathynas
02-19-2009, 09:14 PM
lol, you're not supposed to take the quiz literally.

I was reviewing the quiz.

Wolffen
02-19-2009, 10:00 PM
Physical: C. Things don't look so good for you. Your stamina and strength are lacking.

Mental: C. Your mental strength and intelligence is unremarkable.

Experience Rating: F I can only assume that you know what a Zombie actually is.

Emotional Rating: D You are an individual totally focused only on survival. Emotions only get in your way.

Total Survival Rank: B As long as you remain vigilant and calculating, you'll most likely live to tell your tale.