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Spankytwo
02-16-2009, 04:22
Simple, are you either a really cool guy who doesnt afraid of anything (likes dogs) or are you a loser (likes cats)


Poll inc.

Lethn
02-16-2009, 04:24
...... Biased post and poll is biased.

Cats rule fuckhead.

p.s. cats are actually far more independent and brave than dogs are.

Strangia
02-16-2009, 04:24
In before poll

And cats.

Spankytwo
02-16-2009, 04:27
Ah, I see, you two are loners who live in apartments by themselves, and eat Ramen and buy movies such as Snakes on A Plane that you will never watch because at best it is a sub par movie but you bought it anyways because you like to have DvDs just incase...


I see now.

Pharnakes
02-16-2009, 04:27
I have only one thing against cats and that is that they're not dogs.;)

That said my current dog must be one of the most cowardly/wimpy creatures on the planet. But that only makes her more loveable ofc.:)

wertyn
02-16-2009, 04:38
Ah, I see, you two are loners who live in apartments by themselves, and eat Ramen and buy movies such as Snakes on A Plane that you will never watch because at best it is a sub par movie but you bought it anyways because you like to have DvDs just incase...


I see now.

hahahahahahahahahaha !

Rathynas
02-16-2009, 04:39
Dogs because I'm hardcore badass.

Spankytwo
02-16-2009, 04:40
If you read the book/watched the movie Marley and Me and werent sad when the dog died, you have no soul

Zurk
02-16-2009, 04:43
Neither..

Spankytwo
02-16-2009, 04:47
Neither..

Youre gay btw.

iza
02-16-2009, 04:51
I like both but prefer cats. Less annoying, easier to take care of, cleaner.

Strangia
02-16-2009, 04:54
Ah, I see, you two are loners who live in apartments by themselves, and eat Ramen and buy movies such as Snakes on A Plane that you will never watch because at best it is a sub par movie but you bought it anyways because you like to have DvDs just incase...


I see now.

I suppose you like a dog, because most cats don't have the ability to please you......

Toxic Waste
02-16-2009, 05:03
who doesnt afraid of anything

Twelve-year-old fail is twelve-year-old.

And fail.

tallefred
02-16-2009, 05:04
Cats. Dogs are attention seeking little bitches. I just want to punch them in their and their panting, slobbering, giddy little faces.

PickinWldFlwrs
02-16-2009, 05:04
Simple, are you either a really cool guy who doesnt afraid of anything (likes dogs) or are you a loser (likes cats)


Poll inc.

Hah my mom loves cats, maybe that's why I'm a dog person :}

Kerafyrem
02-16-2009, 05:09
Wolves.

Domesticated mutts are for pussies... or dinner depending on what part of the world you live in.

PickinWldFlwrs
02-16-2009, 05:12
Wolves.

Domesticated mutts are for pussies... or dinner depending on what part of the world you live in.

Hah wolves are freaking awesome :D. Lol

Gaal
02-16-2009, 05:13
Simple, are you either a really cool guy who doesnt afraid of anything (likes dogs) or are you a loser (likes cats)


Poll inc.

Poll failz, no bewbs.

lordofkarma
02-16-2009, 05:18
highest in the canine world :foxes and wolves

highest in the feline world: tigers and panthers

seriously .. felines look much better and are much better hunters

MinusInnocence
02-16-2009, 05:20
Since when do Canadians not speak English?

tallefred
02-16-2009, 05:24
Since when do Canadians not speak English?

When your IQ is 186, you won't be able to make complete sentences either.

ZeroFX
02-16-2009, 05:31
Poll failz, no bewbs.
qft

attilio
02-16-2009, 05:33
Ah, I see, you two are loners who live in apartments by themselves, and eat Ramen and buy movies such as Snakes on A Plane that you will never watch because at best it is a sub par movie but you bought it anyways because you like to have DvDs just incase...


I see now.

takes one to know one.

cats bury their shit, consume less, don't smell, and don't have stupid fucking confused looks on their drooling faces.

Gaal
02-16-2009, 05:35
Ah, I see, you two are loners who live in apartments by themselves, and eat Ramen and buy movies such as Snakes on A Plane that you will never watch because at best it is a sub par movie but you bought it anyways because you like to have DvDs just incase...


I see now.

Aw man I <3 Naruto!

Vaalsha
02-16-2009, 05:53
...... Biased post and poll is biased.

Cats rule fuckhead.

p.s. cats are actually far more independent and brave than dogs are.

Fucking say that too my Irish Wolfhound, will fetch a persons balls for me. - Brave? See how brave anyone is when theres a 220lb beast breathing down there neck.

lordofkarma
02-16-2009, 05:58
ok dude .. how about i bring a 220lb cat to your dog see who dies first..

what a dumbass

Vaalsha
02-16-2009, 06:00
ok dude .. how about i bring a 220lb cat to your dog see who dies first..

what a dumbass

dumbass why? Because what he said was idiotic and I replied in an equally idiotic way?
My dog would win

Hypseos
02-16-2009, 06:01
Never trust a man that doesn’t appreciate a good dog.

Sycophant
02-16-2009, 06:02
dogs

StaticBlack
02-16-2009, 06:24
Dogs. Cats will kill something and just leave it there, whilst dogs will eat the fucking thing.

Hitom
02-16-2009, 06:34
Dogs ofcourse. When that terorrist come knockin' on your door, that cat will just stare stupidly at you, while al-ak muhamed jafar rapes your wife and kill your kids. Whilst a dog however, would bite the fuckers head off, or at least die trying.

saltwaterteffy
02-16-2009, 07:03
dogs have friends and masters

cats have staff

heroshade
02-16-2009, 07:05
...... Biased post and poll is biased.

Cats rule fuckhead.

p.s. cats are actually far more independent and brave than dogs are.

Who cares if they are more brave, they still can't eat burglers.

Strangia
02-16-2009, 07:08
Who cares if they are more brave, they still can't eat burglers.

I have a tiger.

lordofkarma
02-16-2009, 07:08
dumbass why? Because what he said was idiotic and I replied in an equally idiotic way?
My dog would win

against a fuckin tiger? there's no way dude. dont even bother.


Dogs. Cats will kill something and just leave it there, whilst dogs will eat the fucking thing.

you dont know much about cats do you.. i frequently find animal pieces and entrails that my cats leave for me to find out.

its all about sizes.. sure you can own a domesticated mutt thats gonna be strong. but it takes fuckin skill to raise a tiger/panther or any other feline of that magnitude properly and the conclusion here is that when size and mutual weight are compared, my 10lb cat should compete against 10lb dogs and your 100-200lb stupid dog should be compared with 100-200lb cats.

and pound for pound, cats are much more dangerous. now gtfo you stupid dog lovers

heroshade
02-16-2009, 07:09
against a fuckin tiger? there's no way dude. dont even bother.



you dont know much about cats do you.. i frequently find animal pieces and entrails that my cats leave for me to find out.

its all about sizes.. sure you can own a domesticated mutt thats gonna be strong. but it takes fuckin skill to raise a tiger/panther or any other feline of that magnitude properly and the conclusion here is that when size and mutual weight are compared, my 10lb cat should compete against 10lb dogs and your 100-200lb stupid dog should be compared with 100-200lb cats.

and pound for pound, cats are much more dangerous. not gtfo you stupid dog lovers

I think you fail to realize that the average human being DOESN'T FUCKING OWN A TIGER.

Lethn
02-16-2009, 07:11
I think you fail to realize that the average human being DOESN'T FUCKING OWN A TIGER.

Putin does

Hitom
02-16-2009, 07:11
against a fuckin tiger? there's no way dude. dont even bother.



you dont know much about cats do you.. i frequently find animal pieces and entrails that my cats leave for me to find out.

its all about sizes.. sure you can own a domesticated mutt thats gonna be strong. but it takes fuckin skill to raise a tiger/panther or any other feline of that magnitude properly and the conclusion here is that when size and mutual weight are compared, my 10lb cat should compete against 10lb dogs and your 100-200lb stupid dog should be compared with 100-200lb cats.

and pound for pound, cats are much more dangerous. now gtfo you stupid dog lovers

Yeah, besides the fact that you cant train a large cat without the risk of it devouring you.

Dogs got a more powerfull nose, which automaticly makes them more usefull for humans.

lordofkarma
02-16-2009, 07:11
wonder why .. too dangerous maybe ? ya ..

heroshade
02-16-2009, 07:12
Dog (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7e/German_Sheperd.JPG) > Tiger (http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/heaven_is_a_place_on_earth.jpg)

saltwaterteffy
02-16-2009, 07:12
I think you fail to realize that the average human being DOESN'T FUCKING OWN A TIGER.

hahahah. this

I guess he thinks that the average dog owner has a FUCKING HYENA (http://snarfd.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/hyena-men.jpg)

heroshade
02-16-2009, 07:15
wonder why .. too dangerous maybe ? ya ..

Or perhaps $18,000 is too much for a pet?

Hitom
02-16-2009, 07:17
Dog (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7e/German_Sheperd.JPG) + Tiger (http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/heaven_is_a_place_on_earth.jpg)

Tora Inu! (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/82/241954847_bd5f2c07d7.jpg?v=0)

In other words, dogs win.

saltwaterteffy
02-16-2009, 07:17
Or perhaps $18,000 is too much for a pet?

when the humane society gives them away for free...

yes.

StaticBlack
02-16-2009, 07:27
you dont know much about cats do you.. i frequently find animal pieces and entrails that my cats leave for me to find out.

I do recall that I said that dogs will eat the whole animal, so I don't see how this is relevant.

Jathen
02-16-2009, 07:31
Never trust a man that doesn’t appreciate a good dog.

This sounds about right.


I think you fail to realize that the average human being DOESN'T FUCKING OWN A TIGER.

I dont think he understands I tiger weighs way more than 220lb.

mrbubbles
02-16-2009, 07:35
against a fuckin tiger? there's no way dude. dont even bother.



you dont know much about cats do you.. i frequently find animal pieces and entrails that my cats leave for me to find out.

its all about sizes.. sure you can own a domesticated mutt thats gonna be strong. but it takes fuckin skill to raise a tiger/panther or any other feline of that magnitude properly and the conclusion here is that when size and mutual weight are compared, my 10lb cat should compete against 10lb dogs and your 100-200lb stupid dog should be compared with 100-200lb cats.

and pound for pound, cats are much more dangerous. now gtfo you stupid dog lovers


That may be true but a dog is generally larger than a cat.
Also dogs share a tactic with larger cat species that arent in there smaller cousins. In a prolonged battle a dog of the same size would kill a cat becuase their large mouths would grab their neck and suffocate them, cats would take their toll with the damn claws though.

Vaalsha
02-16-2009, 08:59
1. This looks like my dog, they can take an elk down solo, a GIANT IRISH ELK (now extinct because my dog breed ate them all and they also eat wolves and boar!). http://farm1.static.flickr.com/22/25648949_fdb89ee5f9.jpg?v=0
http://www.nih.gov/news/research_matters/april2007/images/dog_l.gif
http://www.windhundwelt.de/images/!!irish-wolfhound-095.jpg

2. I have seen tiger once before in the wild (in malaysia) and they weight like 500lb not 200. Unless its your courier to train them- you are dinner.
They dont bond to you like a dog does otherwise

Crazy Hermit
02-16-2009, 09:14
I have both cats and dogs and i prefer cats. Dogs are stupid. They lick shit and then try to lick you. They are helpless if you have to leave home for a while. And the nieghbors dog pisses me off. Cats are able to live on their own and mine are smart enough to come when i call them and can follow simple commands. But my dogs are ok. Just not as good as my cats.

saltwaterteffy
02-16-2009, 09:20
Arrogant Vs Loyal

find which type describes you personally and you have your pet.

BrainFire
02-16-2009, 09:29
i have a cat, who is very independent.

i have a dog, who is very dependent.

i choose the cat who will leave me alone, not the dog who has to be with me 24/7.

Paganini
02-16-2009, 09:34
Real men choose cats

Vaalsha
02-16-2009, 09:41
Real men choose cats

Ok
Mans best friend is what? Dog

Whos a cats best friend?

saltwaterteffy
02-16-2009, 09:42
Ok
Mans best friend is what? Dog

Whos a cats best friend?

felix had a bag of tricks!

...i cant think of anything else, but fuck cats. (except felix he was cool)

AngryBarrel
02-16-2009, 09:43
Dogs, no question.

Honest Bill
02-16-2009, 11:44
Fucking hell 26 votes for cats?

And they say there are no women on the internet ...

HauptmannHP
02-16-2009, 11:50
Dogs, mainly because they are pack animals and generally bigger.

Temet nosce
02-16-2009, 12:54
Cats. I prefer animals which have actual personalities, and which are mostly able to take care of themselves. You have to walk dogs, take them outside to shit, etc, and after all that the only result is they get more dependent on you then you call it loyalty.

saltwaterteffy
02-16-2009, 13:09
Cats. I prefer animals which have actual personalities, and which are mostly able to take care of themselves. You have to walk dogs, take them outside to shit, etc, and after all that the only result is they get more dependent on you then you call it loyalty.

Cats are less of a pet and more acquaintances, because they don't require you to do some of the things you listed, which I think is part of responsible pet ownership and in a round about way prepares you for parenthood. (You can easily train a dog to use a litter box though and you don't HAVE to walk them either) You easily confuse dependency and loyalty as well. Your cat is just as dependent upon you for food as a dog. I've been around plenty of both and cats tend to moan like a bitch in heat for their dinner above the dogs I've encountered that eat their food at their leisure.

Yeah sure dogs require more maintenance...but whens the last time your cat did something like THIS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jkExrrm_sQ) and despite how much cats LOOOVE fish, whens the last time you took yours fishing?

If cats and dogs were people, the dog would be your sibling and the cat would be your in-law.

Dreznith
02-16-2009, 13:12
Cats are fucking weird. The chase shit that's not there, they honestly don't give 2 shits about you and they try to kill babies with their evil breath stealing powers.

Dogs all the way. Esp dogs that kill cats

gary0044187
02-16-2009, 13:40
does a cat do this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-0QCAkZzT0&NR=1)?

saltwaterteffy
02-16-2009, 13:43
does a cat do this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-0QCAkZzT0&NR=1)?

hahaha which reminds me...

feline police units? Cats that sniff for drugs?

laughable.

Mujahed
02-16-2009, 16:35
I have yet to see a cat guard a house or catch a dangerous criminal.

alfaroverall
02-16-2009, 16:37
I like both but like cats better, probably because my cat (that I've had around since I was like 3) is ridiculously epic.

Baralis
02-16-2009, 16:53
I like cats more so then dogs because they dont make as much noise.

Barking dog = my inner nerd rage.

Mujahed
02-16-2009, 16:54
What use does a cat really have besides food and doing stupid shit for your amusement?

Keller
02-16-2009, 17:13
dogs, pups are a babemagnet. Ever tried to walk a kitten on a leash? People will call you a freak!

chris322
02-16-2009, 17:16
i love dogs because when you need someone there for yu there they are and when i try to get my cat the just give me the finger and start danceing o mc hammer.....CANT TOUCH THIS:ninja:

heroshade
02-16-2009, 17:20
Tora Inu! (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/82/241954847_bd5f2c07d7.jpg?v=0)

In other words, dogs win.

Why'd you change my > to a plus?

Hitom
02-16-2009, 17:58
Why'd you change my > to a plus?

Stop iinterrogating me please.

Largion
02-16-2009, 18:03
I have 1 dog and 2 cats so Im a hybrid.

chewbaccasdad
02-16-2009, 18:05
What use does a cat really have besides food and doing stupid shit for your amusement?

Well, that's two places where they're more useful than you. :sly:

Mujahed
02-16-2009, 18:36
Well, that's two places where they're more useful than you.

At least I don't get buttraped by Harrison Ford, chewbacca :sly:

heroshade
02-16-2009, 18:40
Stop iinterrogating me please.

*Smack* SIT DOWN!!

thelastlogan
02-16-2009, 18:42
i love all animals but id have to say i have stronger bonds with dogs.

chewbaccasdad
02-16-2009, 18:42
At least I don't get buttraped by Harrison Ford, chewbacca :sly:

It's not rape if you consent.

Mujahed
02-16-2009, 18:44
When Harrison Ford is involved, it's always rape. No exceptions.

Jezrith
02-16-2009, 18:45
Both are kick ass, poll fails...

Mujahed
02-16-2009, 18:46
learn2choice ffs

chewbaccasdad
02-16-2009, 18:48
When Harrison Ford is involved, it's always rape. No exceptions.

He told me he loved me.

Jezrith
02-16-2009, 18:48
learn2choice ffs

L2ThinkCritically...

Mujahed
02-16-2009, 18:49
learn2notsuck

Jezrith
02-16-2009, 18:51
learn2notsuck

Thanks for being the guy that shows us what it's like to suck. It's very courageous of you... kind of like a retard with a helmet courageous.

Mujahed
02-16-2009, 18:52
Cocks, on a daily basis.
After rocking them in my asshole.

Jezrith
02-16-2009, 18:54
Cocks, on a daily basis.
After rocking them in my asshole.

I'm telling your Mullah, please wait patiently as they prepare the pit and rock pile.

Mujahed
02-16-2009, 18:55
Just because I'm on jihad doesn't mean I'm some fundamentalist mullah cocksucker.

Jezrith
02-16-2009, 18:59
Just because I'm on jihad doesn't mean I'm some fundamentalist mullah cocksucker.

Since your gay though, you have to die by stoning... don't look at me they aren't my rules.

Mujahed
02-16-2009, 19:00
Not all muslims live by the ahadith...
learn2researchb4speak

Gloomrender
02-16-2009, 19:04
Where's the option for eating both?

Jezrith
02-16-2009, 19:31
Not all muslims live by the ahadith...
learn2researchb4speak

So its O.K. to be gay in your version of Islam, how very western of you...

lilyeti
02-16-2009, 19:33
...... Biased post and poll is biased.

Cats rule fuckhead.

P.s. Cats are actually far more independent and brave than dogs are.

No, No, No No No N0! Lethn is banned??

pookums
02-16-2009, 19:36
Cats are sneaky and they shit in your houseplants.

= dogs win

chewbaccasdad
02-16-2009, 19:37
No, No, No No No N0! Lethn is banned??

I know! We're not even sure what for!

Rourke
02-16-2009, 20:29
1. This looks like my dog, they can take an elk down solo, a GIANT IRISH ELK (now extinct because my dog breed ate them all and they also eat wolves and boar!). http://farm1.static.flickr.com/22/25648949_fdb89ee5f9.jpg?v=0
http://www.nih.gov/news/research_matters/april2007/images/dog_l.gif
http://www.windhundwelt.de/images/!!irish-wolfhound-095.jpg

2. I have seen tiger once before in the wild (in malaysia) and they weight like 500lb not 200. Unless its your courier to train them- you are dinner.
They dont bond to you like a dog does otherwise


Comparing one to the other is retarded, and worthless. Having either as a pet is cool imo. Both have good and bad points. I love cats as they are much more indepedent. I had a Maine Coon growing up that rocked, and would spend weeks at a time hunting, and roaming fending for itself. Very cool cat. Very friendly, and lovable, but he was 25 pounds of pure kickass.

My favorite dogs are Yellow Labs, imo. I don't need a dog to protect me. They make great alarms though if a bad guy is near. Plus Labs are good around kids, and fun to take swimming, and hunting.

Biggest tigers are probably Sibereans, where some have reached up to 700 lbs. That is a HUGE cat. 10 feet long!! No canine is gonna beat that in a fight. Cats are faster, more agile, and they have 4 legs with ripping claws, and a crazy bite.

Ever been attacked by a house cat? That shit is BAD. I've seen cats give people stitches, lol. Little fluffy kittties can do that. Can't imagine a tiger tearing into you.

Kerafyrem
02-17-2009, 01:56
Ok
Mans best friend is what? Dog

Whos a cats best friend?

Helpless babies who they just sufficated in their cribs?

Cats are creepsters who would kill you in an instance if they could. If you were shrunken to the size of a mouse right in front of them your dog would lick you and dial 911, your cat would kill you - not for food but simply because deep down they hate you and everything you stand for.

Kerafyrem
02-17-2009, 02:06
learn2notsuck


Thanks for being the guy that shows us what it's like to suck. It's very courageous of you... kind of like a retard with a helmet courageous.

L2makeacomeback

Rourke
02-17-2009, 02:08
L2makeacomeback

L2notmakestatementsafterl2ingthataretool ong. <-----why is this space here?

lilyeti
02-17-2009, 02:28
Not all muslims live by the ahadith...
learn2researchb4speak

09ers should have to earn the right to speak.

lilyeti
02-17-2009, 02:29
Where the fuck is the GOAT option?