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Salardc
02-13-2009, 02:28
As soon as I get a girlfriend (am engaged now, but she lives in canada for now) every single woman I meet wants me - but when I was available no woman would even look at me. Now I'm nothing special per se, but it seems as though the universe is playing one giant joke on me... w.t.f.

Silverhandorder
02-13-2009, 02:31
It is the way you act. The vibe that single men give off drives women away if the man is interested.

Ozzy Wrong
02-13-2009, 02:31
Sometimes, but what happens to me more is that I'll drop something and look around for it, only to find it way the fuck away, and I think to myself "How the fuck did it end up over there? Is my floor a damn trampoline?". Then, I pick it up and forget what I needed it for anyway, so I get on here and write about it.
The moral is I underestimate physics.

jordanleroux
02-13-2009, 02:31
They never approached you before because they thought you were gay?

Salardc
02-13-2009, 02:33
It is the way you act. The vibe that single men give off drives women away if the man is interested.

Interesting.... that might be it... trying too hard you say... well I guess its too late now lol.

Also, only when you are in a committed relationship do you somehow MAGICALLY find another person that you find "interesting" and would like to get to know better, but of couyrse you know what is down that road....

*sigh*

Ozzy Wrong
02-13-2009, 02:35
Interesting.... that might be it... trying too hard you say... well I guess its too late now lol.

Also, only when you are in a committed relationship do you somehow MAGICALLY find another person that you find "interesting" and would like to get to know better, but of couyrse you know what is down that road....

*sigh*

Sometimes, but what happens to me more is that I'll drop something and look around for it, only to find it way the fuck away, and I think to myself "How the fuck did it end up over there? Is my floor a damn trampoline?". Then, I pick it up and forget what I needed it for anyway, so I get on here and write about it.
The moral is I underestimate physics.

alfaroverall
02-13-2009, 02:36
Sometimes, but what happens to me more is that I'll drop something and look around for it, only to find it way the fuck away, and I think to myself "How the fuck did it end up over there? Is my floor a damn trampoline?". Then, I pick it up and forget what I needed it for anyway, so I get on here and write about it.
The moral is I underestimate physics.


Sometimes, but what happens to me more is that I'll drop something and look around for it, only to find it way the fuck away, and I think to myself "How the fuck did it end up over there? Is my floor a damn trampoline?". Then, I pick it up and forget what I needed it for anyway, so I get on here and write about it.
The moral is I underestimate physics.
I lol'd.

On-topic: I am a massive wad of IRL social fail, and thus have little to add on this topic :(

[O]_Fawkes
02-13-2009, 02:37
If you can't have something it must be good, therefore somebody wants it.

Same thing with guys, we're just material objects that women trade like baseball cards, and right now you're a Derek Jeter rookie card.

Simmy
02-13-2009, 02:39
The key to success when single is to act like you don't give a flying fuck whether you bang chick number "a" or chick number "b", her twin sister and their shaved poodle.

jordanleroux
02-13-2009, 02:41
I lol'd.

On-topic: I am a massive wad of IRL social fail, and thus have little to add on this topic :(

Meh. At least you make up for it on an intellectual level.

Ozzy Wrong
02-13-2009, 02:42
Meh. At least you make up for it on an intellectual level.

He's like a Stephen Hawking rookie card.

alfaroverall
02-13-2009, 02:44
He's like a Stephen Hawking rookie card.
Sig'd (with a paraphrase to make it make sense out of context).

And yes, my ego is too large for its own good. Flame me all you like for that.

Lethn
02-13-2009, 02:45
I have too many girls for friends :( I need m0ar s3x :(

Ozzy Wrong
02-13-2009, 02:45
Sig'd (with a paraphrase to make it make sense out of context).

This is my proudest moment.
Except for maybe when Xinnro sig'd me.
It's a toss up.

jordanleroux
02-13-2009, 02:46
I have too many friends for girls :( I need m0ar s3x :(

You will never get laid. Deal with it you waste of skin.

[O]_Fawkes
02-13-2009, 02:47
I have too many girls for friends :( I need m0ar s3x :(

Yeah, same here.

One day they're going to find my sexy awesomeness too attracting though, and then it'll be "Fawkes's Sexy-Party Time".

Salardc
02-13-2009, 02:47
Gotta love the Stephen Hawking Rookie Card!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously though you tell women you are taken and they instantly have to see why??? I just got an invite to go "bowling" LOL we'll see what happens - day after v day no less :/

Salardc
02-13-2009, 02:48
Jordan: Why so serious?

Lethn
02-13-2009, 02:51
Jordan: Why so serious?

He's just jealous I have so many girls as friends and he can't talk to anyone without being an asshole.

jordanleroux
02-13-2009, 02:51
He's just jealous I have so many girls as friends and he can't talk to anyone without being an asshole.

/facepalm

I'm sure that's it.

[O]_Fawkes
02-13-2009, 02:51
Gotta love the Stephen Hawking Rookie Card!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously though you tell women you are taken and they instantly have to see why??? I just got an invite to go "bowling" LOL we'll see what happens - day after v day no less :/

Meh, Valentine's Day is gonna blow this year.

Last year I went all out for this one girl, chocolates, teddy-bear, roses, and so she eats the chocolates, takes the roses, gives the teddy-bear to her brother and then tells me she'll never feel the same way I did for her.

Bitch.

Ozzy Wrong
02-13-2009, 02:52
Jordan: Why so serious?

Why so cliché?

jordanleroux
02-13-2009, 02:53
_fawkes;2673455']meh, valentine's day is gonna blow this year.

Last year i went all out for this one girl, chocolates, teddy-bear, roses, and so she eats the chocolates, takes the roses, gives the teddy-bear to her brother and then tells me she'll never feel the same way i did for her.

Bitch.

lol

Salardc
02-13-2009, 02:54
...cuz...it's...fun... dunno?

Ozzy Wrong
02-13-2009, 02:54
+1
+2

Lethn
02-13-2009, 02:54
/facepalm

I'm sure that's it.

*pets Jordanleroux* its okay, we all know your full of hate ;)


Meh, Valentine's Day is gonna blow this year.

I can honestly say I've never given valentine's day of all holidays/events any thought whatsoever.

You should go to Japan, there its the opposite and the girls give the chocolates to the guys apparently :p

jordanleroux
02-13-2009, 02:54
+2

Might as well. This thread is going nowhere.

+3

Ozzy Wrong
02-13-2009, 02:55
+1


+2
= 3!

Ozzy Wrong
02-13-2009, 02:55
= 3!


Might as well. This thread is going nowhere.

+3

= 6
x53

jordanleroux
02-13-2009, 02:56
= 3!

How clever!!

Salardc
02-13-2009, 02:56
_Fawkes;2673455']Meh, Valentine's Day is gonna blow this year.

Last year I went all out for this one girl, chocolates, teddy-bear, roses, and so she eats the chocolates, takes the roses, gives the teddy-bear to her brother and then tells me she'll never feel the same way I did for her.

Bitch.

lucky fer me she's in canada so I dont have to buy her anyhting ... just sit in front the cpu while we watch a movie together and have dinner together...



I hate the commercialism of valentine's day ...


and their is always that one guy that over does it for his GF and makes the rest of us look bad...

bastard.

[O]_Fawkes
02-13-2009, 02:59
lucky fer me she's in canada so I dont have to buy her anyhting ... just sit in front the cpu while we watch a movie together and have dinner together...



I hate the commercialism of valentine's day ...


and their is always that one guy that over does it for his GF and makes the rest of us look bad...

bastard.


That was me.

I came into school with the bag, the bear; everything.

The rest of the saps got their girlfriends and to-be girlfriends shitty paper cards from the store outside of our school.

Salardc
02-13-2009, 03:01
i used to go all out, and then one day my (last gf) didn't even show up to v day. She basically said meh...


So i gave her the boot...

Since then, I just cant get into it...

Ozzy Wrong
02-13-2009, 03:01
= 6
x53

=318
I hate having to answer my own questions.

jordanleroux
02-13-2009, 03:02
=318
I hate having to answer my own questions.

It was an equation, not a question...

But I apologize none the less.

[O]_Fawkes
02-13-2009, 03:04
=318
I hate having to answer my own questions.

318 x <9,000/LAZARS-PUUUNCH!+CAPTAIN PLANET!= Thundercats.

Viluin
02-13-2009, 03:05
All sorts of weird things happen to me. For example, when I'm alone indoors, I dance around and talk to myself while making funny faces and cackling with laughter.

But everyone does that, right?

[O]_Fawkes
02-13-2009, 03:06
All sorts of weird things happen to me. For example, when I'm alone indoors, I dance around and talk to myself while making funny faces and cackling with laughter.

But everyone does that, right?

No.

I use my basset hound's ears as napkins though.

jordanleroux
02-13-2009, 03:07
_Fawkes;2673569']No.

I use my basset hound's ears as napkins though.

Hmm. I use my cat as a condom. He catches all my seed.

Salardc
02-13-2009, 03:08
Hmm. I use my cat as a condom. He catches all my seed.

OMG gross!


/me *wretches*

Hitom
02-13-2009, 03:10
Hmm. I use my cat as a condom. He catches all my seed.

Turtles work better actually, their much easier to clean, you just lay em on their back out on your porch, then give em a fast spin around.

[O]_Fawkes
02-13-2009, 03:11
Hmm. I use my cat as a condom. He catches all my seed.

You're nasty.

I was serious about the dog though. (http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/8756/003bs2.jpg)

I just use her to mop up after I spill things on the floor. She does her job very well, considering she's only nine inches off the floor.

alfaroverall
02-13-2009, 03:13
_Fawkes;2673604']You're nasty.

I was serious about the dog though. (http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/8756/003bs2.jpg)

I just use her to mop up after I spill things on the floor. She does her job very well, considering she's only nine inches off the floor.
She looks stoned. Seriously, look at those eyes. Leave some hash brownies on the floor?

[O]_Fawkes
02-13-2009, 03:16
She looks stoned. Seriously, look at those eyes. Leave some hash brownies on the floor?

No that's her normal look.

She sleeps about twenty hours a day and then acts like she's hopped up on coke the other four.

Ozzy Wrong
02-13-2009, 03:17
She looks stoned. Seriously, look at those eyes. Leave some hash brownies on the floor?

More like TRASH brownies.
But seriously kids, don't do drugs.
The more you know!

jordanleroux
02-13-2009, 03:18
_Fawkes;2673604']You're nasty.

I was serious about the dog though. (http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/8756/003bs2.jpg)

I just use her to mop up after I spill things on the floor. She does her job very well, considering she's only nine inches off the floor.

I was serious as well. (http://www.myspacetuning.com/gfx/funny_pics/animals/big_eyes_cat.jpg)

The shock is still imprinted into his face after that rough round of suprise buttsecks.

tallefred
02-13-2009, 03:36
I have too many girls for friends :( I need m0ar s3x :(

I'll have sex with you. Where do you live?

Ozzy Wrong
02-13-2009, 03:40
I'll have sex with you. Where do you live?

Jackass land.

tallefred
02-13-2009, 03:42
Jackass land.

New York? Are you sure?

Ozzy Wrong
02-13-2009, 03:44
New York? Are you sure?

Idk want to polish my sailboat?

heroshade
02-13-2009, 03:49
Yes, and it sucks.

tallefred
02-13-2009, 03:51
Idk want to polish my sailboat?

I'd love to! but I'm promised to Lethn already :(

Ozzy Wrong
02-13-2009, 03:51
yes, and it sucks.

Hero!

heroshade
02-13-2009, 03:53
Hero!

Hiya Krylas.

Ozzy Wrong
02-13-2009, 03:57
Hiya Krylas.

It's Ozzy now, I had the operation.

heroshade
02-13-2009, 04:00
It's Ozzy now, I had the operation.

Did the aliens do it to you?

Ozzy Wrong
02-13-2009, 04:04
Did the aliens do it to you?

We never did finish that story.

heroshade
02-13-2009, 04:07
We never did finish that story.

I started writing it again, but at the time I couldn't think of anything funny.

C++ Student
02-13-2009, 04:10
Yes, and it sucks.

Arent you like 16?

heroshade
02-13-2009, 04:11
Arent you like 16?

Whats your point?

And no, I'm 17. I'll be 18 in September.

C++ Student
02-13-2009, 04:16
Whats your point?

And no, I'm 17. I'll be 18 in September.

Well then you obviously haven't been engaged =O

heroshade
02-13-2009, 04:17
Well then you obviously haven't been engaged =O

He didn't say you had to be engaged, he said if you have a girlfriend and that he is engaged.

C++ Student
02-13-2009, 04:21
He didn't say you had to be engaged, he said if you have a girlfriend and that he is engaged.

Yeah but you still are ineligible for the prize Snipes :ohno:

Ozzy Wrong
02-13-2009, 04:28
He didn't say you had to be engaged, he said if you have a girlfriend and that he is engaged.

Besides, who says 17 is two young?
Hero...I have something to show you.
http://zales.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pZALE1-3194295t240.jpg

heroshade
02-13-2009, 04:30
Besides, who says 17 is two young?
Hero...I have something to show you.
http://zales.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pZALE1-3194295t240.jpg

Fuck Zales, Go to Jared's.

Ozzy Wrong
02-13-2009, 04:35
Fuck Zales, Go to Jared's.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAP3a1pSYeY

Edit: This Jared?
http://justjared.buzznet.com/headlines/2007/03/jared-leto-transformation.jpg
You mean that Jared?

heroshade
02-13-2009, 04:36
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAP3a1pSYeY

That guy should have his windpipe severed.

Ozzy Wrong
02-13-2009, 04:38
That guy should have his windpipe severed.

On a related note, I've never been ice skating.

Spankytwo
02-13-2009, 05:02
As soon as I get a girlfriend (am engaged now, but she lives in canada for now) every single woman I meet wants me - but when I was available no woman would even look at me. Now I'm nothing special per se, but it seems as though the universe is playing one giant joke on me... w.t.f.

You E-pimp you.

Salardc
02-13-2009, 05:30
LOL! ty spans. She is in Ottawa right now and I'm here getting hit on lol... then again so is she so... :/