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Lord Belphegor
02-13-2009, 12:42 AM
China is a sleeping dragon, waiting to wake up and viciously devour your life and soul!

My friends, today you should beware the threat of China like never before! As you sit comfortably at home or toiling at work, the nation of China is training its male citizens like crazy so they can enact their eternal end goal…World Domination.

I am extremely terrified of Chinese people, but I am not racist. You should feel the same way too.

Much like their brethren in the USSR and the Democratic party, the Chinese are atheistic wonders. Their lack of morals means they have no problems developing WMDS with which to bring massive death, all while doing genetic manipulation and cloning to ensure population boom.

Only 60 years ago, these Asian peoples joined up with Adoldf Hitler in order to destroy the most moral nation on Earth. Even though their attacks took the life of many good men on a day of infamy, America was blessed to rain bombs of freedom and nurture resultant liberty within a very dark Asian culture.

Despite past American grace, the menace of the the People’s Republic of China truly a great peril to the world today. Indeed, these people seek nothing but to steal land from the West and kill you and your family dead in the process.

Not only a few years ago, China managed to reconquer the lands of Hong Kong and steal it back from Great Britain, all while no one did anything about it.

You see, dear readers, the fact of the matter is that the Chinese communists are very cold, calculating and harsh people. The core values of Chinese communism include wanton carnality, stealing, bringing death and providing slothful people with income. From the time it’s formed as a zygote, even every Chinese baby’s heart is innately filled with much hate for not only you, but your children as well. It’s a part of their cultural heritage to hate the good Eest.

Historically, Chinese people have naturally wanted to bring destruction and great mayhem to all things American. Liberals will tell you lies and say this is not true and very extreme, but mark my words. Liberals want nothing more than to see a small population of American overran by billions of Asians. This is why they support abortion.

Now skeptics and atheists out there will say that Chinese kill their young too, and yes, you’re right. It’s true. Reports show that each and every day the Chinese people brazenly sacrifice their young women in pagan ceremonies, so that their men may have more supplies and food stuffs to consume as they train for battle.

What battle, you may ask?

Know that the Chinese are going to attempt a great battle, battle being perhaps better described as a world domination plan. Such endeavors typify their nature, as their culture still does not value the principles of life, liberty and pursuit of happiness.

Asia still is bitter about WW2, and how we showed them new ways to live outside their old Pagan tradition, and it’s for this reason that you must be very afraid. At its roots China embraces communism, a practice which noble men like Senator McCarthy, President Ronald Reagan and the somewhat liberal John Paul II fought against with all their heart.

Much like when the Soviet Russians were the powerhouse of liberalism, the Chinese are busy performing all sorts of nuclear experiments, genetic manipulation and training of troops. They are even responsible for the recent housing market crunch and faltering US economy.

How can we combat this communist threat?

Right now, YOU CAN NOT. Bill Clinton was caught giving our nuclear secrets to China and President Obama has let them buy up all of our national debt. Not until you write your Congressman and demand McCarthyism once again be our national standard, the menage of Chila will continue to grow.

Unfortunately, next time they may pick you and your precious family as their Pearl Harbor! Call your politicians today and demand a return of McCarthy, all for you and and the bring joy to your kid’s future.

Salardc
02-13-2009, 12:45 AM
nuclear defense system...

/thread

Someone
02-13-2009, 12:46 AM
You see, dear readers, the fact of the matter is that the Chinese communists are very cold, calculating and harsh people. The core values of Chinese communism include wanton carnality, stealing, bringing death and providing slothful people with income. From the time it’s formed as a zygote, even every Chinese baby’s heart is innately filled with much hate for not only you, but your children as well. It’s a part of their cultural heritage to hate the good Eest.

Historically, Chinese people have naturally wanted to bring destruction and great mayhem to all things American.

Holy shit man! Where do I sign up for this utopia? Please tell me I too can take part of the wealth that the Party will bring!

Carl Ragadamn
02-13-2009, 12:50 AM
Why worry about China, they hate the Russians more than they hate the Americans.

Yookiwooki
02-13-2009, 12:51 AM
This is the most ignorant thing I have ever read.

Lord Belphegor
02-13-2009, 12:52 AM
nuclear defense system...

/thread

What a foolish thing to say, my friend. Has it been successfully tested? The only way to test such defense system is through actual attack. Until we find out what the warmongering Chinese and their USSR brothers-in-crime hide under their sleeves, no defense is perfect. Don't be fooled by their Democratic Party agents, think for yourself and do something yourself to preserve our freedom and faith!

Largion
02-13-2009, 12:53 AM
Why worry about China, they hate the Russians more than they hate the Americans.

But everyone hates America to some degree.

Rourke
02-13-2009, 12:53 AM
Why worry about China, they hate the Russians more than they hate the Americans.

I'm more worried about Turkey.

Never trust a country name after a delicious bird.

Carl Ragadamn
02-13-2009, 12:54 AM
This is the most ignorant thing I have ever read.

Your troll detector is malfunctioning.

Lord Belphegor
02-13-2009, 12:55 AM
This is the most ignorant thing I have ever read.

The ignorant thing to do is be brainwashed by the sleeping dragon and support their strive for destruction of all that's good. You are nothing more but their tool. Educate yourself and learn the way of Christ before it's too late.

Carl Ragadamn
02-13-2009, 12:55 AM
I'm more worried about Turkey.

Never trust a country name after a delicious bird.

Never trust Turkey unless you are Armenian, surely they cant betray you again.

Killuminati
02-13-2009, 12:56 AM
Try harder OP

Spankytwo
02-13-2009, 12:56 AM
How do the chinese prounce tinfoil? Normally, Rinroil, or Tinfoir?

Lord Belphegor
02-13-2009, 12:58 AM
Try harder OP

Try harder at what? I'm trying to save you fools from slavery.

Damn ignorants.

Lethn
02-13-2009, 01:00 AM
.... I know this is a troll but....

How much fucking drugs have you been taking to make you think your in the cold war?

Someone
02-13-2009, 01:00 AM
Try harder at what? I'm trying to save you fools from slavery.

Damn ignorants.

Hey you never told me. Where the fuck do I sign up for this utopia? Come on man, I would be such a parasite on the system that they would have to postpone any invasion ideas for atleast 10 years just because of me.

Crazy Hermit
02-13-2009, 01:00 AM
Only 60 years ago, these Asian peoples joined up with Adoldf Hitler in order to destroy the most moral nation on Earth. Even though their attacks took the life of many good men on a day of infamy, America was blessed to rain bombs of freedom and nurture resultant liberty within a very dark Asian culture.

That was Japan that joined up with Hitler. Coincidentaly, at the time Japan was at war with China and kicking its ass.

Roland44
02-13-2009, 01:05 AM
Some of your fears and assertions are justified...others are very, very large generalizations.

While there may be some element of this totalitarian mentality and ambition, chiefly within the ruling military government class...I do not believe that this sentiment spills over to the general populace.

Your descriptions of Asian people and culture are soaked in propaganda type fears and accusations meant only to de-humanize a potential enemy.

Again, I do not believe this is an accurate depiction of the normal everyday citizen of China.

While I agree that there is cause for awareness and vigilance in the wake of their continued military buildup and mobilization...this type of fear mongering is not needed imo

What is needed is rational, critical observation, investigation and intellegence to monitor and prepare a scaled retaliation to any officially discovered threat.

Obama is the US military's worst nightmare I'll give you that ;)

Now is the time for rational concern, not blind paranoia and panic.

Just my opionion, but YES the American people need to wake up and be aware of a great many things that are occurring in the world around them.

All that said.

Sadly...I'm sorry to say, I personally believe that it's too late and just a matter of time. We have NO manufacturing infrastructure left to speak of, our steel mills have been gutted and sold in lue of cheaper foreign product.

In a simple nutshell we no long have the means to react in a timely basis to a more "conventional" (planes, tanks, manpower...) war against a larger, better prepared opponent.

Everyone dreams of WW3 being this massive nuclear assault....I disagree, I believe it will be a much more conventional conflict and one we will sorely be lacking to resist to the degree we've been able to in the past.

There simply won't be time.

So enjoy the games while you can...till you hear the tank tread and attack jets engine scream....till then we'll be playing pvp and carebear games ;)

Then the real battle begins...

Regards

heroshade
02-13-2009, 01:23 AM
I don't feel like reading your tard wall, but if the billion people argument came into play, you seriously lack a thinking brain.

Lord Belphegor
02-13-2009, 01:29 AM
I don't feel like reading your tard wall, but if the billion people argument came into play, you seriously lack a thinking brain.

When the red dragon is awaken, you'll be sorry you didn't listen to me and the people of faith and right morals. You, your family and your pets will perish or at the least be enslaved by the devil himself.

lilyeti
02-13-2009, 01:32 AM
Noob, it's those taco eating Mexicans you gotta watch out for.

Roland44
02-13-2009, 01:42 AM
When the red dragon is awaken, you'll be sorry you didn't listen to me and the people of faith and right morals. You, your family and your pets will perish or at the least be enslaved by the devil himself.

well damn man, after that reply I'm sad that I took the time to reply to your OP...

The devil??? Are you serious???

Reading too much Revelations me thinks lol ;)

C++ Student
02-13-2009, 01:45 AM
...60 years ago, these Asian peoples joined up with Adoldf Hitler in order...


Japan not China

Roland44
02-13-2009, 01:47 AM
Noob, it's those taco eating Mexicans you gotta watch out for.

This is very true, we've allowed our country to be sold out from under us in the name of "cheap labor".

It's an inverted pyramid that now is too great a problem to effectively combat without the powers that be making and committing to the hard decisions.

And I just don't see anyone getting to office that has the balls to do what it would take.

40 years or less and there will be no more recognizable America, just a melting pot of multi-cultural chaos.

Lord Belphegor
02-13-2009, 01:47 AM
well damn man, after that reply I'm sad that I took the time to reply to your OP...

Why is that? You seem like a man on the direct path. You at least understand that there is a true danger coming form the moral less China, hence why I didn't reply. Unfortunately, your main concern is with their military prowess, which is not the problem to be concerned with. The issue is much deeper than you see it.

Are you a man of faith?

C++ Student
02-13-2009, 01:51 AM
Why is that? You seem like a man on the direct path. You at least understand that there is a true danger coming form the moral less China, hence why I didn't reply. Unfortunately, your main concern is with their military prowess, which is not the problem to be concerned with. The issue is much deeper than you see it.

Are you a man of faith?

I am an atheist Chinese man from North Korea, and my greatgrandpa was Hitler

Lord Belphegor
02-13-2009, 01:52 AM
I am an atheist Chinese man from North Korea, and my greatgrandpa was Hitler

You are a fool, troll, and an ignorant in the clear presence of a serious danger which this thread is about.

Rokolith
02-13-2009, 01:54 AM
all while doing genetic manipulation and cloning to ensure population boom.


I stopped reading right there, I know this post is supposed to be ridiculous funny, but that right there takes the cake. You think they need to CLONE each other to raise their population so high?! LOL

C++ Student
02-13-2009, 01:55 AM
You are a fool, troll, and an ignorant in the clear presence of a serious danger which this thread is about.

No, seriously

devereux
02-13-2009, 01:55 AM
I was under the impression that Brannoc did not allow hate speach, which this clearly is. Please go back to the Ozarks.

Lord Belphegor
02-13-2009, 01:56 AM
I was under the impression that Brannoc did not allow hate speach, which this clearly is. Please go back to the Ozarks.

This is not a hate speech, since I'm not a racist. This is just warning to all of you my brothers.

Carl Ragadamn
02-13-2009, 01:57 AM
I was under the impression that Brannoc did not allow hate speech, which this clearly is. Please go back to the Ozarks.

Your inability to detect sarcasm when it laid on this heavy is quite disturbing.

devereux
02-13-2009, 02:01 AM
Maybe its your inability is to detect a crazy racist pos or maybe you are one too.

Desperado[1G]
02-13-2009, 02:02 AM
good thread

Lord Belphegor
02-13-2009, 02:02 AM
Maybe its your inability is to detect a crazy racist pos or maybe you are one too.

I'm not racist, I'm a man of Christ. You, on the other hand, seem to be either a blind minion or a true follower of the Red Devil.

God bless your soul.

Someone
02-13-2009, 02:09 AM
I'm not racist, I'm a man of Christ. You, on the other hand, seem to be either a blind minion or a true follower of the Red Devil.

God bless your soul.

Come on tell me already man. I want to know where I can sign up for the Chinese? I wanna be part of their warm red fuzzy utopia.

Fruitbasket
02-13-2009, 02:11 AM
Wow this is a troll troll.

Type I am extremely terrified of in a google thingy that can give you the suggestions, and look at the list.

Nice job OP.

Lord Belphegor
02-13-2009, 02:14 AM
Wow this is a troll troll.

Type I am extremely terrified of in a google thingy that can give you the suggestions, and look at the list.

Nice job OP.

I have no clue what you are speaking of, but I'm dead sure you are trolling me!

With responses I've seen so far, the people of this forum are destined to die at the hands of Chinese Legions, USSR and their liberal minions.

Redeem your sins before it's too late and if you are a man of faith, support your local Republicans.

Carl Ragadamn
02-13-2009, 02:16 AM
Maybe its your inability is to detect a crazy racist pos or maybe you are one too.

Maybe Decepticons have no sense of ill fated humor...

Roland44
02-13-2009, 02:18 AM
Why is that? You seem like a man on the direct path. You at least understand that there is a true danger coming form the moral less China, hence why I didn't reply. Unfortunately, your main concern is with their military prowess, which is not the problem to be concerned with. The issue is much deeper than you see it.

Are you a man of faith?

Once...I'm now a man of "hope", I have hope that there is something more than this life.

I have little patience nor inclination to deal with any who say that they know for sure.

I also have zero regard for any so-called organized religion.

But we're now drifting away from the original topic ;)

"believe in what gods you may, but Trust in cold hard steel!"

That's a motto I believe and live by ;)

Fruitbasket
02-13-2009, 02:19 AM
I have no clue what you are speaking of, but I'm dead sure you are trolling me!

With responses I've seen so far, the people of this forum are destined to die at the hands of Chinese Legions, USSR and their liberal minions.

Redeem your sins before it's too late and if you are a man of faith, support your local Republicans.

Haha I found you out little one.

Word on the street is 7 wordfillters too over 9000

Roland44
02-13-2009, 02:22 AM
Maybe Decepticons have no sense of ill fated humor...

nice

/clap :p

1998altima
02-13-2009, 02:25 AM
Redeem your sins before it's too late and if you are a man of faith, support your local Republicans.

But God already told me to support the Liberals! You are a false prophet!

Lord Belphegor
02-13-2009, 02:26 AM
Haha I found you out little one.

Word on the street is 7 wordfillters too over 9000

I have no clue what you are speaking of minion of satan, but your signature completely supports my previous statement.

Ozzy Wrong
02-13-2009, 02:28 AM
Your troll detector is malfunctioning.

Maybe he doesn't have a fancy troll detector like you, just like how we don't all have the money for sarcasm detectors.
NOT EVERYONE IS AS PRIVILEGED AS YOU CARL.

Fruitbasket
02-13-2009, 02:32 AM
I have no clue what you are speaking of minion of satan, but your signature completely supports my previous statement.

Ahh I would teach you young one but, it would be a long hard process.

Enjoying your epic troll by the way?

Lord Belphegor
02-13-2009, 02:36 AM
"The administration continues to coddle China, despite its continuing crackdown on democratic reform, its brutal subjugation of Tibet, its irresponsible exports of nuclear and missile technology, its support for the homicidal Khmer Rouge in Cambodia, and its abusive trade practices. Such forbearance on our part might have made sense during the Cold War when China was the counterweight to Soviet power. It makes no sense to play the China card now when our opponents have thrown in their hand. ... We have every right to condition our foreign aid and debt-relief policies on demonstrable progress toward democracy and market reforms, and in extreme cases, such as that of China, we should condition favorable trade terms on political liberalization and responsible international conduct."

Who said that? Richard Gere? Rush Limbaugh? Rep. Nancy Pelosi? Michael Reagan?

No, folks. It was Bill Clinton in a campaign speech at George Washington University, Dec. 17, 1991.

But that was then -- before John Huang, Charlie Trie, James Riady and Johnny Chung. This is now -- after untold amounts of money have flowed mysteriously into the Democratic National Committee's coffers from Asian banks.

Now that Bill Clinton is safely re-elected as president, he is making George Bush look like a Sino-phobe. He is giving away the store for nothing more than promises. Incredibly, China's President Jiang Zemin, who signaled before he left Beijing for his current swing through the states that he might release a few dissidents from prison as a sign of goodwill, failed to do so because no one demanded it.

Instead, Clinton has been praising China's abominable behavior every chance he gets. Over the weekend, he applauded Jiang's efforts to stop drug smuggling. I don't know how effective those efforts actually were, but I do know that China has used the very technology and training it received from the FBI and Drug Enforcement Administration to launder funds funneled into U.S. election campaigns and conceal their sources.

Clinton also lauded China's efforts to protect the environment. This about a country that is forcibly relocating 200,000 people to build one of the largest dams the world has ever seen, flooding millions of acres and redirecting the flow of the country's second-biggest river.

Clinton also sloughed off all suggestions that China needed to be confronted on human rights abuses -- ranging from Christians to banning of political opposition and dissent to the sale of organs harvested from prisoners to forced abortion.

No doubt Clinton will trumpet "concessions" he has received from Jiang. The pride of their summit meeting in Washington will be an announcement that Clinton approved the sale of nuclear reactors to China in exchange for a promise by Jiang not to provide nuclear assistance to Iran and Pakistan.

A promise? And what happens if China breaks that promise as it has in the past? Do we send troops and construction crews into China to remove those nuclear power plants? It's absurd. Jiang will say anything he needs to say to achieve his objectives. The only payoff is to American nuclear power companies, who, having been prevented from building any plants in the United States in recent years, are now buying their way into the lucrative Chinese market.

Clinton said back in 1991 that the only legitimate reason for "coddling" China was as a counterweight to the Soviet threat during the Cold War. I guess he acknowledges now -- belatedly -- that the Soviet Union did, indeed, represent, as President Ronald Reagan boldly proclaimed, an "evil empire."

But Clinton and his friends were late to that realization, and they're late to this party, too. Because, for the foreseeable future, China now represents by far the greatest external, military threat to the United States and it is every bit as evil as the old Soviet Union ever was.

If the investigators searching for how government policy was purchased by campaign contributions are serious, they need look no further than the Clinton administration's relationship with China. Clinton is bought and paid for -- and there's no better illustration than the way he has sold his soul, along with the nation's vital security interests, to Beijing for his own selfish political ambitions.

China and its legions of damnation will be the cause of the Final Judgment. Quote my words, especially now with Obama, the hidden terrorist Muslim, being your praised leader of choice.

Ozzy Wrong
02-13-2009, 02:41 AM
"The administration continues to coddle China, despite its continuing crackdown on democratic reform, its brutal subjugation of Tibet, its irresponsible exports of nuclear and missile technology, its support for the homicidal Khmer Rouge in Cambodia, and its abusive trade practices. Such forbearance on our part might have made sense during the Cold War when China was the counterweight to Soviet power. It makes no sense to play the China card now when our opponents have thrown in their hand. ... We have every right to condition our foreign aid and debt-relief policies on demonstrable progress toward democracy and market reforms, and in extreme cases, such as that of China, we should condition favorable trade terms on political liberalization and responsible international conduct."

Who said that? Richard Gere? Rush Limbaugh? Rep. Nancy Pelosi? Michael Reagan?

No, folks. It was Bill Clinton in a campaign speech at George Washington University, Dec. 17, 1991.

But that was then -- before John Huang, Charlie Trie, James Riady and Johnny Chung. This is now -- after untold amounts of money have flowed mysteriously into the Democratic National Committee's coffers from Asian banks.

Now that Bill Clinton is safely re-elected as president, he is making George Bush look like a Sino-phobe. He is giving away the store for nothing more than promises. Incredibly, China's President Jiang Zemin, who signaled before he left Beijing for his current swing through the states that he might release a few dissidents from prison as a sign of goodwill, failed to do so because no one demanded it.

Instead, Clinton has been praising China's abominable behavior every chance he gets. Over the weekend, he applauded Jiang's efforts to stop drug smuggling. I don't know how effective those efforts actually were, but I do know that China has used the very technology and training it received from the FBI and Drug Enforcement Administration to launder funds funneled into U.S. election campaigns and conceal their sources.

Clinton also lauded China's efforts to protect the environment. This about a country that is forcibly relocating 200,000 people to build one of the largest dams the world has ever seen, flooding millions of acres and redirecting the flow of the country's second-biggest river.

Clinton also sloughed off all suggestions that China needed to be confronted on human rights abuses -- ranging from Christians to banning of political opposition and dissent to the sale of organs harvested from prisoners to forced abortion.

No doubt Clinton will trumpet "concessions" he has received from Jiang. The pride of their summit meeting in Washington will be an announcement that Clinton approved the sale of nuclear reactors to China in exchange for a promise by Jiang not to provide nuclear assistance to Iran and Pakistan.

A promise? And what happens if China breaks that promise as it has in the past? Do we send troops and construction crews into China to remove those nuclear power plants? It's absurd. Jiang will say anything he needs to say to achieve his objectives. The only payoff is to American nuclear power companies, who, having been prevented from building any plants in the United States in recent years, are now buying their way into the lucrative Chinese market.

Clinton said back in 1991 that the only legitimate reason for "coddling" China was as a counterweight to the Soviet threat during the Cold War. I guess he acknowledges now -- belatedly -- that the Soviet Union did, indeed, represent, as President Ronald Reagan boldly proclaimed, an "evil empire."

But Clinton and his friends were late to that realization, and they're late to this party, too. Because, for the foreseeable future, China now represents by far the greatest external, military threat to the United States and it is every bit as evil as the old Soviet Union ever was.

If the investigators searching for how government policy was purchased by campaign contributions are serious, they need look no further than the Clinton administration's relationship with China. Clinton is bought and paid for -- and there's no better illustration than the way he has sold his soul, along with the nation's vital security interests, to Beijing for his own selfish political ambitions.

China and its legions of damnation will be the cause of the Final Judgment. Quote my words, especially now with Obama, the hidden terrorist Muslim, being your praised leader of choice.

Nice copy/paste from the Fox News website.

Lord Belphegor
02-13-2009, 02:42 AM
Nice copy/paste from the Fox News website.

Sorry, forgot to quote the words of wisdom. Better now?

Roland44
02-13-2009, 02:42 AM
Seems like a previously written editorial seeing that there is no more Clinton administration ;)

Lord Belphegor
02-13-2009, 02:43 AM
Seems like a previously written editorial seeing that there is no more Clinton administration ;)

Read above.

Ozzy Wrong
02-13-2009, 02:44 AM
Sorry, forgot to quote the words of wisdom. Better now?

It's still almost identical to what I heard on Hannity today.

Remak
02-13-2009, 02:48 AM
the Chinese are atheistic wonders.

Ah, perhaps they aren't so bad after all.

polysyllabist
02-13-2009, 02:54 AM
all while doing genetic manipulation and cloning to ensure population boom.

That explains the whole "one child" law. That sure is ensuring their "population boom"

Only 60 years ago, these Asian peoples joined up with Adoldf Hitler in order to destroy the most moral nation on Earth.

Japan joined Germany in a loose coalition. Japan conquered much of China. At that point in time America was helping the Chinese fight a common foe: Japan.

...a few years ago, China managed to reconquer the lands of Hong Kong and steal it back from Great Britain, all while no one did anything about it.

They did not conquer it back, the British lease of Hong Kong expired on time and it was handed peacefully back as was agreed half a century earlier.

Asia still is bitter about WW2, and how we showed them new ways to live outside their old Pagan tradition

Asia does not equal China.

Lord Belphegor
02-13-2009, 02:57 AM
That explains the whole "one child" law. That sure is ensuring their "population boom"



Japan joined Germany in a loose coalition. Japan conquered much of China. At that point in time America was helping the Chinese fight a common foe: Japan.



They did not conquer it back, the British lease of Hong Kong expired on time and it was handed peacefully back as was agreed half a century earlier.



Asia does not equal China.

Red Sheep will always be a Red Sheep.

Sharuk
02-13-2009, 02:59 AM
Reminds me of John Henry Eden

1998altima
02-13-2009, 03:08 AM
Red Sheep will always be a Red Sheep.

Red Sheep, Blue Sheep, One Sheep, Two Sheep.

You are a false prophet anyway. God has entered my heart and told me to support the Liberals. You are the anti-christ.

Lord Belphegor
02-13-2009, 03:10 AM
Red Sheep, Blue Sheep, One Sheep, Two Sheep.

You are a false prophet anyway. God has entered my heart and told me to support the Liberals. You are the anti-christ.

Perfect example of how Lucifer can completely manipulate the weak human mind into his will.

You are a truly lost man. There could be absolutely no hope for you.