February 7th, the day God was born.

[Lord Belphegor]

Yes, it is my birthday today. Since the 12:01am February 12th, another year of my amazing and glorious life has passed. I realize it's a very important day for all of you, the day I graced this world with my divine presence. The tears you are weeping now are for truly touching my loving heart. All of you who are rightfully kissing the ground I walk on, will all be given a place in my glorious Kingdom of Lord Belphegor's Paradise.

May I ask, what is up with the UserCP note regarding altering birthday?

"Please contact the Administrator if your date of birth has changed."

I find that very bizarre!

Because today is the greatest day ever since Feburary 7th of 2008, I accept all sort of gifts ranging from beautiful virgins, gold, silver, your babies and of course PayPal transfers. Choose as you wish!

Let me bless you all!

[Lord Belphegor]

Well, the celebration is taking a toll on me. I meant, of course, February 7th!

[PickMeForTrial]

its 2 hours away for me, so you fail!

HAPPY NOT BIRTHDAY YET!

[Lord Belphegor]

its 2 hours away for me, so you fail!

HAPPY NOT BIRTHDAY YET!

I shall forgive your blasphemy because of your decent taste in music!

[TubeSock]

I shall forgive your blasphemy because of your decent taste in music!

I shall continue to not care about the unimportance of your birthday.

[Lord Belphegor]

I shall continue to not care about the unimportance of your birthday.

Which, dear child, translates to "I shall continue to CARE about the IMPORTANCE of your birthday!"

Double negative = The Glorious Positive!

I thank you, my child!

[PickMeForTrial]

Which, dear child, translates to "I shall continue to CARE about the IMPORTANCE of your birthday!"

Double negative = The Glorious Positive!

I thank you, my child!

tube loses, sorry tube... you love him.

[Zangosteely]

So ... much...

fagness in here...

Seems that LB up top there doesnt have anyone to talk to in real life about this

So he thinks that the OT section of the Dimwitfaggotfall forums will care for him...

Annnnnnd nope... Dimwitfaggotfall Forums doesnt care!

[PickMeForTrial]

So ... much...

fagness in here...

Seems that LB up top there doesnt have anyone to talk to in real life about this

So he thinks that the OT section of the Dimwitfaggotfall forums will care for him...

Annnnnnd nope... Dimwitfaggotfall Forums doesnt care!

saying that... can you live with knowing that you caused someones suicide?

[C++ Student]

I love people with big egos. Its so fun isnt it??? :)

[Lord Belphegor]

So ... much...

fagness in here...

Seems that LB up top there doesnt have anyone to talk to in real life about this

So he thinks that the OT section of the Dimwitfaggotfall forums will care for him...

Annnnnnd nope... Dimwitfaggotfall Forums doesnt care!

/wrist :(












SINCE I'M IMMORTAL! I'M BACK! WORSHIP ME!

[Ssly]

happy birthday

[Lethn]

Happy birthday?

Wait wtf? I just got an interview with TT Games at last which means I can finally get into the games industry and you don't see me making threads on it!

[Lord Belphegor]

Happy birthday?

Wait wtf? I just got an interview with TT Games at last which means I can finally get into the games industry and you don't see me making threads on it!

Because that's so insignificant in proportion to the Birth of the God of Gods, which would be me.

Thanks! ;)

[Lethn]

Because that's so insignificant in proportion to the Birth of the God of Gods, which would be me.

Thanks! ;)

*gnaws on Belphegors head angrily*

[kowabunga]

You are insulting my belief.

[Lord Belphegor]

You are insulting my belief.

You are insulting the beliefs of my faithful followers. ;(

Don't make me smite you with a lightning!

[PickMeForTrial]

You are insulting my belief.

yeah Lord Belphegor please dont force your views on other people... other people have other views then you and you dont need to be insulting them or making fun of them over it.

[Top Hat]

yeah Lord Belphegor please dont force your views on other people... other people have other views then you and you dont need to be insulting them or making fun of them over it.

I only replied to this topic to inform you that your forum name is full of lulz.

[Lord Belphegor]

I only replied to this topic to inform you that your forum name is full of lulz.

Don't fucking lie. You replied to this thread to pay your respects to me.... and to inform him of his lulzworthy name.

[kensha]

If he's the god then hell I'm Satan!

[Lord Belphegor]

If he's the god then hell I'm Satan!

FUCK YEAH SATAN! EXCEPT IN MY DOMAIN SATAN IS MY PARTY BUDDY!

(I am rather drunk and it's just the very beginning of my week long journey)

WHERE ARE YOUR DEMON HOES!?

[Clinix]

Yes, it is my birthday today. Since the 12:01am February 12th, another year of my amazing and glorious life has passed. I realize it's a very important day for all of you, the day I graced this world with my divine presence. The tears you are weeping now are for truly touching my loving heart. All of you who are rightfully kissing the ground I walk on, will all be given a place in my glorious Kingdom of Lord Belphegor's Paradise.

May I ask, what is up with the UserCP note regarding altering birthday?

"Please contact the Administrator if your date of birth has changed."

I find that very bizarre!

Because today is the greatest day ever since Feburary 7th of 2008, I accept all sort of gifts ranging from beautiful virgins, gold, silver, your babies and of course PayPal transfers. Choose as you wish!

Let me bless you all!

wtf?

[MrScar]

Your vast importance reflects well on your Dec 08 join and 1000+ posts.

Good job at making yourself very important in the numeric system. 1000+ is a goodly number and I hope you die a lonely miserable death.

[Constraint]

Happy birthday, nigs

[psycho91]

I'm not worthy! :(

[SimonVDH]

Stop drinking!!!

[peertje]

isn't it a bit sad, trolling the forums for hours at your birthday?

[Lord Belphegor]

isn't it a bit sad, trolling the forums for hours at your birthday?

No, it's called trolling forums at work the day before your birthday and trolling the forums when you get off work and you turn 21 and you aren't doing shit until following night.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ME!

Your vast importance reflects well on your Dec 08 join and 1000+ posts.

Good job at making yourself very important in the numeric system. 1000+ is a goodly number and I hope you die a lonely miserable death.

Deception works as planned!

P.S. I'm fucking hungover and this is just the beginning of the week :/