I am god!

[Vaalsha]

I love all of you but if you dont worship me and accept me into your lives im sending you into hell for eternal torture and pain.
I created everything but didnt leave any proof because I want you to be able to accept me with a clear mind.
I created a perfect universe but you just had to go and munch on that apple didnt you Adam?
I am the alpha and omega of the mahirim
I created humans in my image including the tailbone and the apendix which we dont need - they are godly organs and are switched off for all you peons who are beta testing my design.
I gave adam and extra rib but decided it looked ugly so I told him to make a skinny sexier version of himself with it.
He then had sex with the rib
and then his children procreated among themselves creating all of you!
yay!
Evolution is not real - ignore all those so called "facts" and "evidence" and "logic" all that matters is that you worship me! - The beutiful face in the sky!
Its ok to commit genocide, as long as it is in my name!
PROVE ME WRONG!

[Rourke]

You are wrong, because I called GOD already today. You lose. There cannot be 2 gods. The Universe has been colored Burnt Orange.

[megx]

the whole creating a thread about God thing is getting a little old now..


such losers on this forum :( it's depressing.

[megx]

You are wrong, because I called GOD already today. You lose. There cannot be 2 gods. The Universe has been colored Burnt Orange.

Not even remotely funny.

[Lord Belphegor]

the whole creating a thread about God thing is getting a little old now..


such losers on this forum :( it's depressing.

Don't be such an emo, you emo.

[Vaalsha]

well it was meant as a lighthearted post, obvously forumposting is serouse buisness!!!

[megx]

Don't be such an emo, you emo.

That's old also.. the whole "emo" thing. Anyone that calls anyone emo is emo.

it's not even a word.

[megx]

well it was meant as a lighthearted post, obvously forumposting is serouse buisness!!!

The Darkfall forum is no joke.. this is very serious business. Everyone creates meaningful threads here, duh.

[Z31Turbo]

Jesus loves me this I know
for the bible tells me so
little ones to him belong
they are weak for he is strong

[Rourke]

Not even remotely funny.

I know. But I wasn't joking.

http://forums.darkfallonline.com/showthread.php?p=2607021#post2607021

I have decided to declare myself a GOD. You may worship me if you choose. I now will pray to myself every night.

[lilyeti]

God is kind of like a less visible version of Jesus...no wait......What?

[YoMaNaTiOn]

Haruhiism? In MY offtopic forum?

[Lord Belphegor]

That's old also.. the whole "emo" thing. Anyone that calls anyone emo is emo.

it's not even a word.

No, emo is someone who constantly cries and gets depressed over someone posting a fucking comment on internet.

That being you, emo kid.

Here, do yourself and all of us a favor and buy one of these and put it into a good use.

http://www.acehardware.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3374991

[C++ Student]

Not even remotely funny.

What is your problem? Everything that is funny you look at and say "that is not funny" or something to that effect. Why must you rain on other's parade? Why can't you just enjoy things without finding falt in them?

If you keep acting like this nobody will like you, if they even do still.

[Lord Belphegor]

What is your problem? Everything that is funny you look at and say "that is not funny" or something to that effect. Why must you rain on other's parade? Why can't you just enjoy things without finding falt in them?

If you keep acting like this nobody will like you, if they even do still.

He is emo, that's how they work. They don't see any joy in life. Happiness and laughter are strange concepts to emos.

[Z31Turbo]

What is your problem? Everything that is funny you look at and say "that is not funny" or something to that effect. Why must you rain on other's parade? Why can't you just enjoy things without finding falt in them?

If you keep acting like this nobody will like you, if they even do still.

Tolling and/or self loathing, just smile, don't make eye contact and walk away slowly.

[megx]

He is emo, that's how they work. They don't see any joy in life. Happiness and laughter are strange concepts to emos.

Lol, I laugh at things that are funny. Like this.. and how pathetic it is.

[Rourke]

What is your problem? Everything that is funny you look at and say "that is not funny" or something to that effect. Why must you rain on other's parade? Why can't you just enjoy things without finding falt in them?

If you keep acting like this nobody will like you, if they even do still.

Meh.....New Yorkers man. You know the drill.

[megx]

No, emo is someone who constantly cries and gets depressed over someone posting a fucking comment on internet.

That being you, emo kid.

Here, do yourself and all of us a favor and buy one of these and put it into a good use.

http://www.acehardware.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3374991

emo=emotion=how you are being in trying to prove that I am "emo", which is a prefix.

seriously, you all need to stop now. it's really sad.

























really.

[C++ Student]

Lol, I laugh at things that are funny. Like this.. and how pathetic it is.

I can tell you are emo because you didn't capitalize your own username and it has an x in it.

Plus what you just said.

[megx]

Meh.....New Yorkers man. You know the drill.

Taxachusetts............................ .......................
kay.

[megx]

I can tell you are emo because you didn't capitalize your own username and it has an x in it.

Plus what you just said.

c++ student.. and yea, I know what it means.

and the fact that you would make your name that, sad. :ninja:

[C++ Student]

c++ student.. and yea, I know what it means.

and the fact that you would make your name that, sad. :ninja:

Tell me what it means then.

[Rourke]

Taxachusetts............................ .......................
kay.

Red Sox>Yankmees. :D

[megx]

Red Sox>Yankmees. :D

Not so much, but that's what you like to tell yourselves :)

[lilyeti]

I can tell you are emo because you didn't capitalize your own username and it has an x in it.

Plus what you just said.

I know you are gay because you have the a symbol in your username.

Really, gtfo or grow up, it's not funny and it's not making you any "smarter".

[C++ Student]

Not so much, but that's what you like to tell yourselves :)

Are you going to answer me or is it because you don't even know and you are scared to look like an idiot?

[megx]

I know you are gay because you have the a symbol in your username.

Really, gtfo or grow up, it's not funny and it's not making you any "smarter".

lol, that made me lol for real.

[C++ Student]

I know you are gay because you have the a symbol in your username.

Really, gtfo or grow up, it's not funny and it's not making you any "smarter".

The a symbol?

[Rourke]

Not so much, but that's what you like to tell yourselves :)

NO YOU DIN'T! :eek:

[lilyeti]

Are you going to answer me or is it because you don't even know and you are scared to look like an idiot?

Ironic.

[megx]

Are you going to answer me or is it because you don't even know and you are scared to look like an idiot?

some programming shit.

[lilyeti]

The a symbol?

what's an "a"?

[C++ Student]

Ironic.

Do you even know who we are talking about? This guy is a pessimistic emo kid who keeps on insulting things he deems unfunny.

[CuddlyBunny]

wow this got out of hand suprisingly fast

[C++ Student]

what's an "a"?

Now you are just making yourself look extremely stupid

[Rourke]

wow this got out of hand suprisingly fast

I was GOD 1st. Plain and simple.

[pongo]

wtf was this thread about?

[megx]

Do you even know who we are talking about? This guy is a pessimistic emo kid who keeps on insulting things he deems unfunny.

Lol.

1) not a guy
2) not emo
3) they realize that you are a loser [edit] without even reading the thread, so what does that tell you.

[Lord Belphegor]

emo=emotion=how you are being in trying to prove that I am "emo", which is a prefix.

seriously, you all need to stop now. it's really sad.

really.

I know, it's all "sad" and "depressing", right emo child?

:sly:

[lilyeti]

Do you even know who we are talking about? This guy is a pessimistic emo kid who keeps on insulting things he deems unfunny.

What? He was expressing his opinion, I didn't find it funny either, differences in humor makes someone "emo'?

[C++ Student]

Lol.

1) not a guy
2) not emo
3) they realize that you are a loser [edit] without even reading the thread, so what does that tell you.

Then you are a pessimistic chick. So much better right? And I've been around these forums way longer than you, in fact I know most of the people here even if they may not recognize me.

[lilyeti]

Then you are a pessimistic chick. So much better right? And I've been around these forums way longer than you, in fact I know most of the people here even if they may not recognize me.

OK, what's your alt?

[C++ Student]

What? He was expressing his opinion, I didn't find it funny either, differences in humor makes someone "emo'?

In multiple threads where many people are finding things entertaining she shows up and says it is unfunny and pathetic, anything along those lines.

[Rourke]

In multiple threads where many people are finding things entertaining she shows up and says it is unfunny and pathetic, anything along those lines.

I have cried each time too. :(


edit: I cannot cry as I am GOD. I aborted a fetus 3 times.

[lilyeti]

In multiple threads where many people are finding things entertaining she shows up and says it is unfunny and pathetic, anything along those lines.

Show me some links and mabey i'll change my mind, shouldn't be that hard if "she" does it so often.

[Lord Belphegor]

Show me some links and mabey i'll change my mind, shouldn't be that hard if "she" does it so often.

I think you are a closet emo as well. :sly:

[lilyeti]

Well, he/she's suspended, I guess you win, :D.

[C++ Student]

Show me some links and mabey i'll change my mind, shouldn't be that hard if "she" does it so often.

not funny.

There is one.

What did I tell you? :rolleyes:

[lilyeti]

I think you are a closet emo as well. :sly:

No i'm just logical and un-biased, try it.

[Vaalsha]

Well, he/she's suspended, I guess you win, :D.

No
The goats win... :rolleyes:
God versus peon
Peon gets banned
God laughs! har har har!

No serously keep it friendly guys - none of that /wrist jokes cause I dont want to get off the couch and give more people tours, it gets boring afterawhile.
O wait they all go to hell :rolleyes:

ANyway keep it clean please.

[lilyeti]

There is one.

What did I tell you? :rolleyes:

That's a constructive post, he's not emo, he's just a gender confused 14 year old looking for someone to love him. :o

[Vaalsha]

That's a constructive post, he's not emo, he's just a gender confused 14 year old looking for someone to love him. :o

You hit the spot!
God needs love!

o not me.... ignore that....

[lilyeti]

You hit the spot!
God needs love!

o not me.... ignore that....

Can god give me some love? I really need a new house, with a big backyard so I can raise my goats.

[Vaalsha]

Can god give me some love? I really need a new house, with a big backyard so I can raise my goats.

You mean your kids right?

[lilyeti]

You mean your kids right?

Ehrm..yes...I changed my sig...:(

[Vaalsha]

new one sucks :(

[lilyeti]

new one sucks :(

k.

[Spankytwo]

Even though I am new guy, you cant be god, as SPinewire is God, besides you just a shitty troll.


Not funny.

[lilyeti]

Even though I am new guy, you cant be god, as SPinewire is God, besides you just a shitty troll.


Not funny.

Gtfo, Everyone knows that clownfoot is god.

[MarleVVLL]

PROVE ME WRONG!

Even if I were to give you evidence, you'd still explain it away. It doesn't matter what I could/would say OR give video evidence - you're skeptics. So, by even asking such a question is worthless because you really don't want to learn in the first place.

but, granted people are open minded, I'll provide evidence, if authentically wanted.

[Spankytwo]

Gtfo, Everyone knows that clownfoot is god.

Spinewire >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Clownfoot




Clownfoot isnt even funny, and even I have been banned more times then him.


He has nothing over Spinewire

[lilyeti]

Spinewire >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Clownfoot




Clownfoot isnt even funny, and even I have been banned more times then him.


He has nothing over Spinewire

It is not how many times he was banned, I was probablt banned for a longer total time period then him, no, it's his confidence and his tight ass. :eek:

[Sintalation]

LOL, the things people think of when they are bored, what makes it even worse is when they are bored and have access to a computer to spread their insanity.

~¥~ Lady §in ~¥~

[Dyrrn]

I love all of you but if you dont worship me and accept me into your lives im sending you into hell for eternal torture and pain.
I created everything but didnt leave any proof because I want you to be able to accept me with a clear mind.
I created a perfect universe but you just had to go and munch on that apple didnt you Adam?
I am the alpha and omega of the mahirim
I created humans in my image including the tailbone and the apendix which we dont need - they are godly organs and are switched off for all you peons who are beta testing my design.
I gave adam and extra rib but decided it looked ugly so I told him to make a skinny sexier version of himself with it.
He then had sex with the rib
and then his children procreated among themselves creating all of you!
yay!
Evolution is not real - ignore all those so called "facts" and "evidence" and "logic" all that matters is that you worship me! - The beutiful face in the sky!
Its ok to commit genocide, as long as it is in my name!
PROVE ME WRONG!

*golf clap*