Emo in Action

[Lord Belphegor]

So today I show up to work, and I see a bunch of cops and a huge commotion. It appears as some asian emo commit suicide by jumped off the roof of a hotel I work at and landed on the 3rd floor balcony.

I don't really feel sorry for him, just for his family. Shit head fucked over my work day, it's been busy as hell with getting interrogated and shit. What a jackass, couldn't he jumped off a bridge or something?

[Z31Turbo]

I sorta don't feel sorry for his parents because, considering he's asian and knowing how they treat their children, they probably drove him to it.

Not to say all asian families are the same, but in general.

[Rathynas]

He was too weak to survive in this treacherous, emo-hating world.

[Lord Belphegor]

Seriously, why can't emos keep their pathetic and miserable existence and, in this case, end of their pathetic and miserable existence out of other people's lives? There is a HUGE fucking bridge not too far from the hotel I work at. But no, he had to check in, and jump off the roof (building has 15 floors, he landed on the 3rd floor).

To all you Forumfall emos, when you actually get balls to end your pathetic life, do it without bugging other people, ok?

[Baralis]

building has 15 floors, he landed on the 3rd floor



Did he bounce?

[Lord Belphegor]

Did he bounce?

I don't think bodies bounce when they fall from any height. We are not rubber balls. You just slam the ground and do a big splash with your brains.

[salany]

I don't think bodies bounce when they fall from any height. We are not rubber balls. You just slam the ground and do a big splash with your brains.

I remember reading a story of a skydiver hitting the ground and bouncing ten feet. I think that would hurt.

[Lord Belphegor]

I remember reading a story of a skydiver hitting the ground and bouncing ten feet. I think that would hurt.

Actually, that wouldn't really hurt at all. If he was falling from such height, he'd instantly die without feeling anything.

This go could have stayed conscious for a few seconds since it wasn't that high. The higher you go, the better chance of dying instantly without any conscious pain.

[Tooke]

He was probably pissed becuase of people putting down gold farmers in the gold farming thread.

[Z31Turbo]

Actually, that wouldn't really hurt at all. If he was falling from such height, he'd instantly die without feeling anything.

This go could have stayed conscious for a few seconds since it wasn't that high. The higher you go, the better chance of dying instantly without any conscious pain.

Unless he landed feet first..... ouch.

[Spankytwo]

When youre trying to troll, dont advertise it in your avatar.

[Rourke]

wonder if he decided on the way down...."hmmmm...this was a bad idea...."

[Lord Belphegor]

When youre trying to troll, dont advertise it in your avatar.

I was actually not trolling. True story, it all happened today. If shit appears in news papers, I'll link it here.

[C++ Student]

Its the small price you must pay so that another emo person can die.

[megx]

Uhm stfu? Who cares? You all hate "emo" people when you are all just like them.

[Lord Belphegor]

Uhm stfu? Who cares? You all hate "emo" people when you are all just like them.

I think I hurt some emo's feelings :( Surprise? Certainly not!

[Rourke]

Uhm stfu? Who cares? You all hate "emo" people when you are all just like them.

no. u.

[Agge]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[Lord Belphegor]

Pics or it didn't happen.

I wish they'd let me take pictures :/ Usually we have to photograph all incidents but cops arrived so fast that our job was done. Like I said, I'll post a link a story if it appears in news papers tomorrow. Supposedly press got on it so maybe they have some "pics!"