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Ravenwaves
01-13-2005, 04:30
Rule the 1st. Post a picture in the thread that beats the person before you.

Rule the 2nd. No unbeatable pictures such as God, a nuke, or Claus.

Rules the 3rd. Try not to duplicate pictures and try to be a little creative.

To start:
http://www.cswu.cz/characters/img/char/darth_vader/tesb_2.jpg

Begin (If you can't direct link to a picture, you can use Image Shack (http://Imageshack.us) for free instant picture hosting.)

Kamakizz
01-13-2005, 05:07
http://www.weaintcool.com/Articles/argue.html I don't know how to post pictures - sorry, So just go to the link its in the middle of the page, it says it all.

Ravenwaves
01-13-2005, 05:31
insta picture to avoid links

http://img17.exs.cx/img17/1100/argue5fm.jpg



to clarify: by beat a picture.. I mean a picture of something that could defeat the previous picture in a fight... not just a cooler picture. In case that was lost in the translation.

Stark
01-13-2005, 05:44
EDIT:
Just read the post above me.
http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/news/images/t/Tenacious_D/sq-silver-suits-nov-03.jpg


Since I already posted it:
http://img116.exs.cx/img116/3087/angryhammer7eq.jpg

Ravenwaves
01-13-2005, 08:28
can't really reply to the comic.. So I say that The Big Lebowski cult beat out Jack Black in any role
http://www.coenbrothers.net/lebjbjg.jpg

Stark
01-13-2005, 08:50
Maybe they can beat Jack Black in the movies(I disagree with this) but can they beat the D?

Ravenwaves
01-13-2005, 09:47
If they can beat up German Nialists (sp?) Yes. Yes they can.

Stark
01-13-2005, 10:07
Are you aware of the D's rocket sauce? Just a little bit of rocket sauce and it's no contest.

Anyway, here's my new champion:
http://www.xenafan.com/army/arm01.gif
http://yuchtar.users4.50megs.com/Gallery/Bruce_aod.jpg

Kamakizz
01-13-2005, 13:25
insta picture to avoid links

http://img17.exs.cx/img17/1100/argue5fm.jpg



to clarify: by beat a picture.. I mean a picture of something that could defeat the previous picture in a fight... not just a cooler picture. In case that was lost in the translation.
He could so whoop dark vadar :cool:

Buckk Dich
01-13-2005, 15:57
Ahem....I believe this man could whoop all their asses.

http://www.fantasfilm.com/image/x-invasion-usa-1985.jpg

turbografx16
01-13-2005, 16:17
Omg, i have such an extensive library to choose from....hmm,this one looks good.
http://funfreepages.com/prize/yourock.jpg

Buckk Dich
01-13-2005, 16:24
to clarify: by beat a picture.. I mean a picture of something that could defeat the previous picture in a fight... not just a cooler picture. In case that was lost in the translation.

why are you guys posting retards then....i don't think retards fight well.

turbografx16
01-13-2005, 16:33
why are you guys posting retards then....i don't think retards fight well.


Dont ever doubt the power of the boyscouts, they are a force not to be taken lightly.

Phooey
01-13-2005, 19:30
http://yuchtar.users4.50megs.com/Gallery/Bruce_aod.jpg
I think Stark just won. :D

Goty
01-13-2005, 22:05
Stark for teh Win1!1!!1

Cahl
01-13-2005, 23:22
Hi! I'm your friendly darkfall wannabe moderator!


4. Do not post any form of worm, virus, or trojan, or links to any form of worm, virus, or trojan. On those same lines please do not post images within your posts, only signature pictures are allowed at this time.

Stark
01-14-2005, 07:55
Rut-roh. But, it does say in the title of the thread that there will be pictures.

Brannoc
01-14-2005, 08:33
We're lettin it gofor this particular thread, since it's basically the point of the whole thread. Just don't post anything that would break it otherwise, like sexual images, etc ;)

Trille
01-14-2005, 09:51
http://www.rockstargames.com/maxpayne/screenshots/ps2screen8.jpg

Max Payne beats you.

Ravenwaves
01-14-2005, 10:43
not if he runs out of ammo...
http://www.casesbypelican.com/military/g36-empty-sm.jpg

Trille
01-14-2005, 13:47
http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/sports/mike-tyson/tyson_fingers_shrunk.jpg

Then this bitch comes over with his fists. ;)

Khumash-Gor
01-14-2005, 17:22
<img src="http://www.imdb.com/gallery/mptv/1006/Mptv/1006/2754-1.jpg?path=gallery&path_key=0081505">

If this works I win! =]

edit:Oh well i have to go but i will try to fix this later

Stark
01-14-2005, 18:38
http://www.cheapmovieposters.com/killbill/killbill.jpg

Porthios
01-14-2005, 18:39
http://my-universe.20fr.com/images/z37.jpg

Try and avoid his son that has his mouth on his genitals.

Stark
01-14-2005, 18:55
He ain't so muckin' fuch.

http://www.kqed.org/about/newsevents/images/barney.jpg

Draugr
01-14-2005, 19:03
One on one Buu beats both of them.

http://www.absoluteanime.com/dragon_ball/buu.jpg

Khumash-Gor
01-14-2005, 19:37
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/mptv/1006/Mptv/1006/2754-1.jpg?path=gallery&path_key=0081505

ok here we go

Khumash-Gor
01-14-2005, 20:28
http://testthisout.50megs.com/images/8913_w.jpg

if this doesnt work im done

Lipton
01-15-2005, 02:26
http://testthisout.50megs.com/images/8913_w.jpg

if this doesnt work im done

wow, you won... congrats ;D

Ravenwaves
01-15-2005, 03:04
Aha, but the X-team is useless without know-it-all babe Scully... so here is a crazy guy to abduct her... so that Mulder can confront his true feelings.. *sniff* (everyone knows that once they introduce a baby, the show is over.)

http://danwho.net/images/pyscho.jpg

Khumash-Gor
01-15-2005, 03:40
http://testthisout.50megs.com/images/ouch1.jpeg

AHH HAA Take that you evil straightjacket man!

Ravenwaves
01-15-2005, 08:31
http://testthisout.50megs.com/images/ouch1.jpeg

AHH HAA Take that you evil straightjacket man!

Maybe you should upgrade the *not free* account

clone351
01-15-2005, 09:31
Maybe you should upgrade the *not free* account
but i thought the remote link forbidden was the scary winning picture?

Goty
01-15-2005, 14:58
No one - and I mean no one beats Shaq and his.. Shaq Fu.

http://www.megalong.com/games/ig/2358.jpg

Ravenwaves
01-15-2005, 15:59
*cough* bad joke... but
http://img98.exs.cx/img98/8060/lapd7dy.jpg

A big black man swinging punches never seems to be missed by these guys.

Khumash-Gor
01-15-2005, 17:49
ok this one is for the evil straightjacket man!
http://img129.exs.cx/img129/5249/ouch10vg.jpg


this one is for the police! Just confuse the hell out of them and they will lose focus!
http://img148.exs.cx/img148/3954/01656fo.jpg

Porthios
01-15-2005, 19:09
*cough* bad joke... but
http://img98.exs.cx/img98/8060/lapd7dy.jpg

A big black man swinging punches never seems to be missed by these guys.
ROFL, no kidding!

NewRage
01-15-2005, 22:20
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v236/pengu1n/Rickys%20Car/CarFrontGrnd.jpg

Bam... my car can run all y'all over... I needa get new pics since I got my system and rims on :(

Khumash-Gor
01-15-2005, 23:48
MALE/TEEN/DRUNK DRIVER = DEAD CAR!!!!!

http://img13.exs.cx/img13/6423/01540xk.jpg

turbografx16
01-16-2005, 11:27
You guys cant possibly beat my carefully selected group of pwnzors:
1. Rough but gets the job done...
http://www.digitalend.com/pics/29hick.jpg
2. Speak english or die...
http://www.digitalend.com/pics/english.jpg
3.Dont talk 'bout his momma that way!
http://www.digitalend.com/pics/momma.jpg

Stark
01-16-2005, 12:01
This is a contest of who can post a picture of someone who can beat someone in a fight, not which picture is more e-cooler.

Ravenwaves
01-16-2005, 13:44
The scissors that nerf DUI guy's liscense

http://www.left-handed.com/bargain-left-handed-scissors-large.jpg

Stark
01-16-2005, 18:08
Rock beats scissors

http://www.april-fools.us/merchandise/bouncing-rock-balls.jpeg

Murkal
01-16-2005, 18:37
LOL
that's great.. :p

Spades Felligan
01-16-2005, 19:47
The Killer Tomatoes attack:

http://groucho.typepad.com/ff/tomato1w-thumb.jpg


Victims of their merciless rampage; you can't stop them!
http://www.sdff.org/root/files/1318.jpg

Teth
01-16-2005, 20:51
Oh, but I can stop the rampage of those tomatoes, good sir!

BEHOLD!

http://ffp.uku.fi/pics/food/salad-salad.jpg

S'right. In the end, killer tomatoes just make a killer salad.

DreadNaught
01-16-2005, 21:46
http://virtualclinics.net/Cartoon%20Mouth.jpg
My ginagerous mouth pwns your salad!

Teth
01-16-2005, 21:53
Onoes, looks like Mr. Ubermouth needs some dental work!

http://www.drh-careers.med.usyd.edu.au/health_courses/images/dentist.jpg

Khumash-Gor
01-17-2005, 02:09
Ahh a future with perfect dental hygiene! NO need for dentists!

http://img90.exs.cx/img90/2266/93457da.jpg

edit: hmm thats kinda big...

Ravenwaves
01-17-2005, 02:38
awww crap.

http://www.30doradus.org/spaceships/images/borg.jpg

Perfect teeth can't save us now captain...

Khumash-Gor
01-17-2005, 02:50
with this book the ppl of earth will learn all there is to know about conquest! and rise up and destroy the evil BORG!!!!!

http://img25.exs.cx/img25/8302/02630fo.jpg

Ravenwaves
01-17-2005, 04:04
but what if the dog eats it?

http://maxweber.hunter.cuny.edu/pub/eres/EDSPC715_MCINTYRE/DogHW.JPG

Spades Felligan
01-17-2005, 04:14
We make the dog puke it up, like this:

http://img7.exs.cx/img7/3148/vomitcopy8qw.jpg

Ravenwaves
01-17-2005, 04:35
it still wouldn't be readable :ninja: keep trying to nerf the puppy guys

Khumash-Gor
01-17-2005, 04:47
your puppy has been nurfed by its new crowd

Spades Felligan
01-17-2005, 05:53
Until this happens!

Mr.Cat meets Mr. Razor
http://www.baproducts.com/rpsc-930.jpg


Volia
http://www.firekite.com/store/misc/pics/owned4/owned-cat_shaved.jpg


While other cats plot world domination
http://www.cats.alpha.pl/funny/mariah4.jpg

Athos
01-17-2005, 06:17
best thread ever

Jezrith
01-17-2005, 07:52
While other cats plot world domination
http://www.cats.alpha.pl/funny/mariah4.jpg

...Oh Damn! And right in the middle of his download of suitcase nuke schematics
http://showcase.netins.net/web/aioka/bluescreen.jpg

Ravenwaves
01-17-2005, 08:31
http://www.vaemergency.com/emupdatenew/articles/03jan/images_03jan/firehose.jpg

Firehose nerfs T-shirt...burly firemen "nerf" the blond.

Stark
01-17-2005, 09:33
I would reply to that picture, but it would probably be deemed tasteless.

Trille
01-17-2005, 10:08
A sponge sucks that water dry!

http://www.creativeglazes.com/tiles/tools/sponge.jpg

Ravenwaves
01-17-2005, 10:52
http://img137.exs.cx/img137/7448/fdaban6gc.jpg

A ban from the American Food and Drug Administration "takes care" of sponges.

Calixtus
01-17-2005, 11:31
Actually, nevermind.

Teth
01-17-2005, 12:46
Wait, what's this? Bureaucratic quagmires of paperwork have all but paralyzed the FDA!


http://www.banckresourcing.com/files/images/paperwork.jpg

[TBC]Soul
01-17-2005, 13:04
Good Thread, hard to beat everyone with all these pretty pictures.. but I know one thing that might beat you all!

http://www.swg-nebulous.com/temp/casting.mov

Goty
01-17-2005, 13:12
http://www.santafe.edu/~lollyb/kitchen/floor.jpeg

Pwned by the floor.

*sigh*

Ravenwaves
01-17-2005, 14:29
trying to make sense of where we are.... ok inept martial artist has nothing to do with where the thread is... so... the floor has nothing to do with the FDA paperwork.. (good one Teth)

http://www.xps.org/images/aug02/01aug02/images/1614.jpg

Open office window on a breezy day will wipe out that stack o' paper

Jezrith
01-17-2005, 15:43
Open office window on a breezy day will wipe out that stack o' paper

http://www.pplmotorhomes.com/parts/rv-hitches/king-pin-locks-bal.jpg


I see your window and I lock it.

Khumash-Gor
01-17-2005, 16:12
James Bond (spy) beats lock!

http://img40.exs.cx/img40/5195/latest20james20bond20cutout20i.jpg

Jezrith
01-17-2005, 16:16
James Bond (spy) beats lock!



Even though he never did beat Bond in the movies, he should have DAMN IT! Jaws chews spy to death.
http://www.jamesbond-shop.com/framesv/Jaws_gunnarl_sm.jpg

myrath
01-17-2005, 16:25
Even though he never did beat Bond in the movies, he should have DAMN IT! Jaws chews spy to death.

Bring it on Iron-teeth-boy!

http://proton.ucting.udg.mx/galeria/Icons_3/magnet.png

Unknewn
01-17-2005, 16:39
best thread ever

Did you play SB?

Khumash-Gor
01-17-2005, 17:09
all that iron acted as a lightning rod you got zapped~

http://img158.exs.cx/img158/814/f1022571yw.jpg

jokurt
01-17-2005, 17:19
These indians gonna dance the bad weather away....
http://www.hanksville.org/voyage/images/raindance.jpg

Stark
01-17-2005, 17:23
Uh oh... What's this?

http://www.currierandives.info/founding/1620-Pilgrims.gif

jokurt
01-17-2005, 17:26
Uh oh... What's this?

http://www.currierandives.info/founding/1620-Pilgrims.gif


a weatherdance maybe?

Stark
01-17-2005, 17:28
No, it's the white men. Come to the new world, watch out Indians.

Khumash-Gor
01-17-2005, 17:33
After discovering that they have been cheated once again the Indians

Porthios
01-17-2005, 18:54
Guess what America has to say to the Indians...

http://www.raisethefist.com/news/wire/-----99592pasi_liberty.jpg

Ravenwaves
01-17-2005, 19:09
Richard Simmons sits on the finger, thereby killing the statue of liberty

http://www.collagevideo.com/instructorgraphics/Richard-Simmons.jpg

Khumash-Gor
01-17-2005, 19:14
Ultimate Warrior beats the crap out of Richard Simmons!!!!!

http://img62.exs.cx/img62/4310/1180rc.jpg

Ravenwaves
01-17-2005, 19:22
Sgt. Slaughter pwns ALL wrestlers

http://www.canoe.ca/WrestlingImagesS/slaughter_hogan.jpg

Khumash-Gor
01-17-2005, 19:33
OMG no Shawn is the greatest EVER!!

http://img85.exs.cx/img85/3038/img068qp.jpg

edit: damn that picture is more hilarious than i thought!!!!!! LOL

jokurt
01-17-2005, 20:43
A brain beats all those wrestlers


http://www.cogneuro.ox.ac.uk/images/brain.gif

Khumash-Gor
01-17-2005, 21:17
This beer elemental renders your brain 'wasted!'

http://img57.exs.cx/img57/8197/nattylightknight0xd.jpg

azog
01-17-2005, 21:27
The Panda strikes back!




http://www.spassmonkey.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/images/el_panda_flamethrower_wallpaper.jpg

Khumash-Gor
01-17-2005, 21:50
uhohhh you arnt playing nice with that fire! remember safety first!

http://img41.exs.cx/img41/3805/3215w4ro.gif

jokurt
01-17-2005, 21:52
The Grashoppers will swarm the rainforrest and cut down all trees, thus destroying the natural living enviroment of the panda

http://us.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Orange04/chainsaw.JPG

Draclau
01-17-2005, 22:03
Thats not a Grasshopper, thats a Mantis.....

jokurt
01-17-2005, 22:04
yea but they are realted

Draclau
01-17-2005, 22:25
Close enough....

DreadNaught
01-17-2005, 22:55
There is only one way to take out uber bugs from a distance galaxy...

http://www.pomperaug.com/socstud/stumuseum/web/mushcloud.jpg

Owned...

Khumash-Gor
01-17-2005, 23:33
I will redirect your nuke! and you will be destroyed! muahahahahah


http://img117.exs.cx/img117/1821/73834qwyvw8xb.jpg

Goty
01-18-2005, 00:20
http://archives.cnn.com/2000/fyi/real.life/10/26/post.napster/story.cher.jpg

They say only cockroaches and Cher will survive Nuclear Winter.





On a side note, the Floor pic that 'had nothing to do with the thread' or whatnot was in response to that afroninja video. That didn't have much to do with the FDA, but for the sake of keeping the game going, the floor pwned the ninja.

Khumash-Gor
01-18-2005, 01:19
Green Day Rocks Cher to pieces

http://img29.exs.cx/img29/9256/017pp02954ro.jpg

Ravenwaves
01-18-2005, 03:07
PANFUCKINGTERA
http://www.hhrf.org/ifi/200012/i-cintu.jpg

Rest in peace Dimebag

Khumash-Gor
01-18-2005, 03:11
FINCH... /cheer

http://img48.exs.cx/img48/7011/bigbuttonfinchred3cf.gif

Ravenwaves
01-18-2005, 03:31
That's a joke right?

Khumash-Gor
01-18-2005, 03:37
That's a joke right?

no because pantera sucks and finch rocks... :D

Ravenwaves
01-18-2005, 03:44
I just finished reading an interview with Finch and I must say they suxx uber hard.

Khumash-Gor
01-18-2005, 03:48
right.

http://img36.exs.cx/img36/129/jon63ae.gif

I just like their music i dont think ive ever actualy heard them talk (aside from singing of course)... =]

Ravenwaves
01-18-2005, 03:52
heh, never read an interview with them, you will lose all respect.

Stark
01-18-2005, 14:16
Once again, going to have to throw down the Tenacious D card.

http://www.elvespalace.com/atend07look.jpg

Goty
01-18-2005, 20:18
All was well for Tenacious D...

until..

http://www.co.beaufort.sc.us/piggcuredham.jpg

The wrath of the Ham Sammy! If only Mr. Black had chewed before swallowing, he'd still be with us..

*tear*

DreadNaught
01-18-2005, 22:13
http://www.drunkduck.com/contests/ozzy.jpg

Ozzy will eat you! After he has finished the bird and the sandwhich!

Sabbath 4tw!

Kamakizz
01-18-2005, 22:35
Great thread guys...Keep it up :)

Khumash-Gor
01-19-2005, 02:16
This bird bites back Ozzy!!!

http://img111.exs.cx/img111/3315/73599bgifw5ji.jpg

Melorath
01-19-2005, 02:17
how do you insert pictures?

Khumash-Gor
01-19-2005, 03:06
edit: just check out the first post by raven and use the imageshack link... you can figure it out from there...

Kamakizz
01-19-2005, 04:46
http://img35.exs.cx/img35/8365/185502506ba.jpg
Mmm...

Virtra
01-19-2005, 05:13
Lets carve this bird up!

http://lnt.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pG01-1073147reg.jpg

Teth
01-19-2005, 05:29
You should never bring a knife to a gunfight, Virtra.

http://www.desertshooting.com/desert_news.files/d_gun/1911a1_1.jpg

Khumash-Gor
01-19-2005, 07:30
Bigger is better!!

http://img93.exs.cx/img93/6121/100701197ew.jpg

Virtra
01-19-2005, 07:53
But then world peace makes all guns irrelevant.

http://www.indiana.edu/~intlprog/images/bd04964.gif

Kaneski
01-19-2005, 08:06
No hippies, no world peace.

http://www.frailart.net/members/zforce/hippie.jpg

Trille
01-19-2005, 13:50
http://www.dragonvalley.co.uk/cqc2/images/mammoth/cupboard%20terrorist.jpg

Killing terrorists is more fun.

doma
01-19-2005, 14:27
no because pantera sucks and finch rocks... :D
LOL. HAHAHHAHAHAH OMG. HAHAHHA *tear*
good one.
Whats next? Lost prophets is better then Devil Doll?
what you mean you have not heard of devil doll?
ahh. kids theese days.
*crawls back into cave*

UlrikTheSlayer
01-19-2005, 16:04
http://www.lantredesw.free.fr/assets/images/Naruto_Kakashi_tatoo.jpg
Thousand years of pain foo!

Khumash-Gor
01-19-2005, 18:19
you cant cause much pain when you are in pieces!

http://img118.exs.cx/img118/2840/bnsacredfee2eq.jpg


LOL. HAHAHHAHAHAH OMG. HAHAHHA *tear*
good one.
Whats next? Lost prophets is better then Devil Doll?
what you mean you have not heard of devil doll?
ahh. kids theese days.
*crawls back into cave*

Ya Doma who the hell is devil doll? youre right I havent ever heard of them, and Lost Prophets prolly are better :D

/kick
/punch! ;)

Ravenwaves
01-19-2005, 19:49
No evil demon creature could ever surpass Tyrael

http://hometown.aol.de/shadowwarriorvi/images/tyrael.gif

Porthios
01-19-2005, 20:06
http://www.lantredesw.free.fr/assets/images/Naruto_Kakashi_tatoo.jpg
Thousand years of pain foo!
Hahah, awsome.

Mashed-Potatos
01-19-2005, 21:55
Ya Doma who the hell is devil doll? youre right I havent ever heard of them, and Lost Prophets prolly are better :D

/kick
/punch! ;)


Finch is awesome and so are the Lost Prophets, but NOTHING beats Dropkick Murphys or Flogging Molly!

and for my picture, im sure this dude can own you.

http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/land/land-warrior-lwc.jpg

Khumash-Gor
01-19-2005, 22:36
soon as that army guy gets a load of this hottie he will be AWOL and OOC before you can say "daaaaaammn"

http://img146.exs.cx/img146/5043/brookkelly02wow6le.jpg

Melorath
01-20-2005, 01:12
http://img152.exs.cx/img152/740/godkills8qe.jpg

Personally, I dunno... don't think they're really worth stopping for.

Khumash-Gor
01-20-2005, 05:55
Its not masterbation if youre not alone!

http://img35.exs.cx/img35/4443/114677fknjw0ln.jpg

Goty
01-20-2005, 08:45
Not quite alone?

Ghostbusters know what to do.

http://www.ussadventure.com/photogallery/photo7012/Ghost%20Busters%20Capture%20Pack%20Prop. jpg

Ravenwaves
01-20-2005, 12:07
Ghost busters just lost their jobs

http://epguides.com/MythBusters/cast.jpg

Stark
01-20-2005, 16:10
http://snopes.com/common/headers/radiotvt.gif

Khumash-Gor
01-20-2005, 22:30
its not a myth its REAL!!! :ninja:

http://img128.exs.cx/img128/6707/84178wdfcw9xm.jpg

Goty
01-20-2005, 23:36
That is possibly one of the most disturbing images Ever. Thanks. Yeah. Thanks alot.

Yeah..

Now I'll never see a breast the same way ever again.

Teth
01-21-2005, 00:36
I'm pretty sure images of bare breasts are strictly forbidden on the boards, even in here. :P

Quick! Let's get those covered up before you get a warning for that image!

http://www.bra-shop.com/MARIA.jpg

Khumash-Gor
01-21-2005, 00:38
edit aww teth you got there first =]!

Brannoc
01-21-2005, 00:44
Remember, gotta stay on the tos when posting images for this thread. ;)

DreadNaught
01-21-2005, 08:42
well...I think we all agree...this T-Shirt pwns your bra...

http://server3.uploadit.org/files/Gnaahh-warnabrother.jpg

Khahan
01-21-2005, 15:38
Trumped by "The Man".

http://home.comcast.net/~ferret1/PRLV01P03_08.jpg

Khumash-Gor
01-21-2005, 15:54
well this is what i ahve to say to your cop!!!

http://img121.exs.cx/img121/7243/84245nsurw5jx.jpg

Khahan
01-21-2005, 16:40
http://home.comcast.net/~ferret1/083002criticalmass658th.jpg

Sooner or later, all protestors lick the boot of "The Man"!

Khumash-Gor
01-21-2005, 17:26
OMG ive turned the cops into bobble heads!!

http://img95.exs.cx/img95/8950/121120inpmw6sv.jpg

stomp on the little man now why dont ya!?

Jebsta16
01-21-2005, 21:39
http://www.mullet.com/mullet_picts/family_1.jpg

game over right now... mullets own everything and anything this board can produce :P. that kid is gonna grow up to be one scary kid, and you think darth vader is bad ass

DreadNaught
01-21-2005, 21:45
http://altura.speedera.net/ccimg.catalogcity.com/200000/204400/204417/Products/3376663.jpg

DIE HAIR! DIE!

Rhynn
01-21-2005, 21:48
http://cagle.slate.msn.com/news/GasPrices2004/GAS-%202004/best/parker.gif

How you gonna fill it up?

Jebsta16
01-21-2005, 21:49
http://altura.speedera.net/ccimg.catalogcity.com/200000/204400/204417/Products/3376663.jpg

DIE HAIR! DIE!


impenetrable.. there is nothing you can do to mullets they have a +100 percent slash buff so mullets are the winnars!

Khumash-Gor
01-21-2005, 21:56
no one with a mullet can resist a case of free beer....!

http://img108.exs.cx/img108/6232/6285w7aw.jpg

little do they know this brew has an explosive taste!

Jebsta16
01-21-2005, 21:58
:O u bastard you have discoverd our weakness! or just give us a camaro that will blow up either or..

Melorath
01-21-2005, 23:01
[QUOTE=Teth]I'm pretty sure images of bare breasts are strictly forbidden on the boards, even in here. :P

Bummer...

jokurt
01-21-2005, 23:02
This guy is goona grab the beer and run


http://www.webgurus.de/postamt/images/Maenner/tn/_bombenentschaerfer.jpg

Khumash-Gor
01-22-2005, 00:23
that technician should never have started smoking when he went out drinking... its addictive and causes long term health and respretory problems!

http://img89.exs.cx/img89/7910/70760xdgcw5qk.jpg

good luck running from any bombs now

Goty
01-22-2005, 00:28
PWNED by Jackie Chan!

http://www.jackiechankids.com/Anti_Smoking_Thumbnails/Anti-Smoking!!.jpg

Khumash-Gor
01-22-2005, 01:07
AHHAAH LOL OMG thats great!

Iko'L
01-22-2005, 01:16
Not only is he an actor, but now he has the political prowess to deport Jacky Chan.

http://img99.exs.cx/img99/4211/schwartzenbush4pi.png

GO SCHARZENBUSH!!!! OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL HIS NAME!!!! YEAH!

Khumash-Gor
01-22-2005, 01:39
due to voter confusion your politition is nurfed!

http://img54.exs.cx/img54/7420/01906pl.jpg

Jezrith
01-22-2005, 01:52
due to voter confusion your politition is nurfed!

http://www.hermes-press.com/bush_nazi.jpg

The Furher bans voting! MWAHAHAHAH..HA..HA..*COUGH*..HAAA!

Iko'L
01-22-2005, 02:29
The Furher bans voting! MWAHAHAHAH..HA..HA..*COUGH*..HAAA!
Mother Russia's bitter winter and scortched earth tactics diminish the Furher's reign and lead to his ultimate suicide and defeat of the Nazi party in Europe.

http://peacecountry0.tripod.com/kuvat/acompany.jpg

Teth
01-22-2005, 02:34
Hotlinking from Tripod pages 4tl. :(

Iko'L
01-22-2005, 03:01
Bah... edit feature = bye bye. sorry.

Khahan
01-22-2005, 10:03
Mother Russia PWND! by...
http://home.comcast.net/~ferret1/rr40.gif

Trizzen-
01-22-2005, 14:26
white man pwnt by halfbreed mirdain-00b

http://www.home.no/trizzen/trizzen/mirdain.JPG

Khahan
01-22-2005, 15:20
Halfbreed Mirdain00b's ambitions dulled by...

http://home.comcast.net/~ferret1/Dcp03657.jpg

SALTPETER!!!

DreadNaught
01-22-2005, 17:42
well...my raiding party steel your Saltpeter...

http://server3.uploadit.org/files/Gnaahh-soldiers.jpg

Teth
01-22-2005, 20:21
Achtung! Panzer!

http://www.dansdata.com/images/panther/panther440.jpg

...poor lil' toy Germans, they're gonna get pwned by a toy Panther. Friendly fire 4tl! D:

azog
01-22-2005, 22:53
Your Panzer pwned by.......

http://www.planet3earth.freeserve.co.uk/95.jpg


X - FIGHTER!

Khumash-Gor
01-23-2005, 01:43
couldnt find the pic i wanted so here is the defiance it could woop up on your x.wing fighter :ninja:

http://img196.exs.cx/img196/4594/deepspace9527fe.jpg

Iko'L
01-23-2005, 02:07
Q beats all things star trek.

http://yuchtar.users4.50megs.com/Gallery/Q.jpg

Khumash-Gor
01-23-2005, 04:42
I put a hit out for Q and these guys are on the case!!!

http://img106.exs.cx/img106/7647/01351qm.jpg

beware!

Khahan
01-23-2005, 06:38
http://home.comcast.net/~ferret1/fcclogowords.gif

The reign of the Sesame Street Posse was cut down in it's prime by the FCC.

clone351
01-23-2005, 06:41
http://www.2xy.org/life/barney.jpg

he killed them in ratings

Khahan
01-23-2005, 06:47
I just noticed that if you look at all the pictures i've downloaded for this thread, some government agency should probably be investigating me.

Pictures of presidents
Got the saltpeter image from a site that teaches how to make gunpowder.
FCC image
Pictures of police

I bet my phone is tapped by now...

Goty
01-23-2005, 08:28
Pwned..

by Venereal Disease!

http://www.geoffdavis.com/pics/Funny/barney.jpg

I love you.. you love me.. for 300 bucks a pop.

Hardee har.

DreadNaught
01-23-2005, 10:40
http://server2.uploadit.org/files/Gnaahh-tospwn.jpg

You have been pwned by Brannoc and his TOS!

Khahan
01-23-2005, 13:00
rotflmfao! Dreadnaught teh win!

Khumash-Gor
01-23-2005, 19:58
GINORMOUSE rays of sunshine and happiness to appease the great big

Mashed-Potatos
01-23-2005, 22:31
well these clouds block out the sun.

http://users.orofino-id.com/pschwell/rain.jpg

Teth
01-24-2005, 00:12
All other weather patterns are pwned by a sudden and nasty bout of nuclear winter!

http://www.strategyplanet.com/warzone2100/eyecandy/fmv/Nuclear%20Winter.jpg

I don't think this violates the no-nukes rule, as it's not an image of the nuke, just the ensuing winter... :D

Khumash-Gor
01-24-2005, 01:02
Well just have to give the whole world a bath to clean up all that dirt, death, and destruction!

http://img172.exs.cx/img172/1016/10429w5ap.jpg

Porthios
01-24-2005, 06:23
Why does God feel he always has to drown everyone when he fails as a parent?

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/NYG/SG2286.jpg

crapko
01-24-2005, 07:08
http://img194.exs.cx/img194/2746/umbrella0jo.jpg

get your umbrella today before the rain comes! these umbrellas can stop any nasty ole rain, even god's!

Goty
01-24-2005, 12:00
Ohhhh! (Balled up fist held up to mouth Ghetto Style)

Mary Poppins just ran off withcho' umbrella!

http://www.thetyee.ca/NR/rdonlyres/ezkhs3qinvol5d5nqioek7uiboaf76fh77fwwv5q ya5haiatoolstwrkuvrzzw6al7b7qspamyw3vd/poppins4.jpg

Trille
01-24-2005, 13:16
http://sbl.salk.edu/~dkaiser/Flak88.jpg

Flying women with umbrellas? Flak 88 solves that problem!

Khumash-Gor
01-24-2005, 18:36
due to crappy meat your army is nerfed

http://img182.exs.cx/img182/4973/74218uadyw8jx.jpg

azog
01-24-2005, 19:04
This thing eats.......

http://www.stampede-entertainment.com/monstermakers/wallpaper/wp-alien-1-m.jpg


EVERYTHING

Khumash-Gor
01-24-2005, 19:31
LOL rednecks with a machine gun!!! why didnt hollywood think of this!? alien is toast!!!!!

http://img197.exs.cx/img197/9954/1919a48rv.jpg

DreadNaught
01-24-2005, 19:36
I take your rednecks out from afar!

http://images.janes.com/defence/land_forces/gallery/fortbragg/images/25a27.jpg

Teth
01-24-2005, 19:41
Unfortunately, no matter how l33t the snip0r is, there is one thing that all militaries fear...

http://www.ctaa.org/images/cycled/ct_95_sepoct.jpg

"HOW many million a year is going into education instead?!"

Khumash-Gor
01-24-2005, 20:27
hehe all your school money is inevitably wasted by the overall stupidity of the american lower middle class

http://img192.exs.cx/img192/84/32317vasow3ve.jpg

http://img192.exs.cx/img192/5200/01675yo.jpg

:ninja:

Iko'L
01-24-2005, 20:51
Nothing turns you into a brainless zombie quite like video games.
http://chuckcurrie.blogs.com/chuck_currie/021304_devin_dylan_and_ian_playing_video _games_2.JPG


Oh, and other brainless zombies.
http://www.baxaart.com/artchives/magiccards/zombies.jpg

Uzik
01-24-2005, 21:02
How do I put the images inside? havent used html in ages.

<img src="http://blah blah blah" /img>

?

Khumash-Gor
01-24-2005, 21:08
street kids arnt lucky enough to have nintendo!! they gotta settle for rocks and abc bubble gum

http://img174.exs.cx/img174/9415/15067w1hj.jpg

no nintendo no nintendozombies

crapko
01-24-2005, 22:16
sesame street just got owned.

http://kottonmouth.trouble-free.net/~oofx/spectaculent/random/failedideas/sesameStreet.jpg

Kamakizz
01-24-2005, 23:09
http://img193.exs.cx/img193/2552/kitty1rv.jpg Cat Pwns Dog Simply Put

crapko
01-25-2005, 00:31
and if your gun misfires?

http://www.jsonline.com/news/image00/gun112900.jpg

Khumash-Gor
01-25-2005, 00:46
broken gun leaves the field wide open for inovation.... watch out for the deadly ducks

http://img200.exs.cx/img200/586/a16ym.jpg

edit: ps. please dont use links just use imageshack.com or if you know where the pic is located use the tags

Mashed-Potatos
01-25-2005, 01:03
http://www.chinavista.com/experience/duck/duck.jpg

youre duck has been roasted!

Khumash-Gor
01-25-2005, 01:46
fine dining is nerfed by bratty little kids who cant sit still and who dont have a clue what good food is and consequently opened up the door for mass fast food resaurants to move into the market!!!

perfect example right here :D

http://img184.exs.cx/img184/9876/004rp19459ly.jpg

clone351
01-25-2005, 02:28
the one thing that always cures little kids from being bratty.

http://www.magnet-eze.com.au/images/All_Products_Gallery_500/images/Leather_Belt_Mens.jpg

Goty
01-25-2005, 03:17
... until Pootie shows up and lays the smack down on you. With your own belt. Owned.

http://www.haikosfilmlexikon.de/comedy/op/pootieta.jpg

Khumash-Gor
01-25-2005, 03:33
you think you can come into my home and steal my belt!!?? well you got another thing coming!!! beware we dong fool around!

http://img169.exs.cx/img169/7036/55366bgjfw6ak.jpg

Kubila
01-25-2005, 12:20
Nieghborhood Watch developes Paranoia,
and never leaves the house.


http://img196.exs.cx/img196/2186/greencross2cq.jpg

Gorgoroth
01-25-2005, 14:28
http://img186.exs.cx/img186/3407/dea9fy.jpg

Pned by the Government

Khumash-Gor
01-25-2005, 17:32
all those druggies have had too much of the government and their 'no drug' rules as a result they are ready throw in the towle the US population drops to nearly 12 ppl overnight!!!

http://img170.exs.cx/img170/2654/01884bi.gif

thx microsoft word!

DreadNaught
01-25-2005, 18:02
http://rhapsodes.homestead.com/files/trojan_horse.gif

If you'd kindly click on the following Icon, my trojan horse will pwn your un-reliable windows!

http://www.dark-e.com/archive/trojans/ccinvader/10/ccinvad.gif (http://www.house-shivering.org/jk.htm)

azog
01-25-2005, 21:29
Your Trojan pwned by.......

http://www.parole.tv/images/antivirus.jpg


Protection

Khumash-Gor
01-26-2005, 00:58
I dont know why but sometimes those rubbers just dont work like they should???

http://img183.exs.cx/img183/2613/55480xegdw3jt.jpg

I want my money back!

turbografx16
01-26-2005, 05:27
Haha, lol.
Good one...its double pronged lol.

Goty
01-26-2005, 09:16
As ugly as some come, there *isn't* even a need for protection.

Abstinence is the name of the game with her - and hopefully, purely by choice.

http://beerial.com/ugly%20girl.jpg

*shudder*

Porthios
01-26-2005, 12:37
A swift shotgun blast to the head took care of that abomination of mankind.


http://wppmedia.co.jp/gml/original/wfv/pic/shotgun.jpg

Trille
01-26-2005, 14:41
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/images/yourgallery/headless.jpg

Not if you`re already headless!

myrath
01-26-2005, 16:09
How do I put the images inside? havent used html in ages.

<img src="http://blah blah blah" /img>

?


In the following example replace all the {} with []

{IMG}HTTP://WWW.YOURPICTURESITE.COM/YOURPICTURE.JPG{/IMG}

That's all.

Khumash-Gor
01-26-2005, 16:15
headless man plus

pumpkin
http://img185.exs.cx/img185/8535/20825w3wd.jpg

plus horse
http://img185.exs.cx/img185/2488/horses9fl.jpg

equals
http://img185.exs.cx/img185/7138/newheader8bv.jpg

myrath
01-26-2005, 16:15
Not if you`re already headless!

Nothing some superglue can't fix!

http://www.pixelhospitalet.no/xshop2/catalog/images/200120.jpg

Uzik
01-26-2005, 20:19
This circular saw will keep that head off!

http://www1.agric.gov.ab.ca/$department/deptdocs.nsf/all/grc7077/$FILE/power%20tools%20-%20circular%20saw.jpg

Khumash-Gor
01-27-2005, 02:08
due to a fantastic prank by some crazy city worker there is a huge power outage and your power saw is nerfed!!

http://img148.exs.cx/img148/4811/14429w1nm.jpg

you should of seen the fireworks woop!

CIRE
01-27-2005, 07:06
Fortunately there are multiple sources of power. So it was restored quickly using the alternative source signified in my superbly edited picture.

http://usera.imagecave.com/PopRawkS/etwindmill.JPG

Thankfully ET was there to point us towards the windmills.
ET 4TW

Goty
01-27-2005, 09:57
Until they discover ET is really just a wanted man.

http://www.funnydesigns.com/OsamaBinAlien2.5wide.jpg

It was really quite graphic, really.

http://members.home.nl/annelies/osama.jpg

myrath
01-27-2005, 10:00
Turns out that he was really a runnig around rubber doll, and that that dessert food is not healthy too!

http://www.ufoplaza.nl/~ganzegal/pix/jrodfx.jpg

myrath
01-27-2005, 10:37
Hmm.. Couldn't edit anymore but..

The children learn a lot from this too..

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/10500/10569_w.jpg

Uzik
01-27-2005, 22:08
Ripley will take care of that alien.

http://altura.speedera.net/ccimg.catalogcity.com/200000/205700/205728/Products/4910332.jpg

Khumash-Gor
01-28-2005, 00:54
Ripley does just fine against evil ugly aliens, but when it comes to cute little kitty cats she is totaly defencless

http://img138.exs.cx/img138/47/8622157hj.jpg

look at those big brown eyes!!!!!!!!!

Goty
01-28-2005, 03:31
Yeah, he *was* cute.

Until a crazy old man puts him in the oven!

Ohnoez!!!11!

http://www.johnottman.com/editingprojects/aptpupil/aptpupil08.jpg

Khumash-Gor
01-28-2005, 04:45
your oven isnt going to work too well after i fry the living shit out of you, your house, and your whole god damn town!!

http://img169.exs.cx/img169/1752/dragonpicture0027tq.jpg

noxxer
01-28-2005, 04:49
whoops.. guess your dragon eat a bit of fiberglass. couse thats some nasty piece of glas sticking out of him :D

http://ew2.lysator.liu.se/pic/art/e/v/evenor/dead_dragon_complete.jpg

(if image dont work dragon (http://ew2.lysator.liu.se/pic/art/e/v/evenor/dead_dragon_complete.jpg)

Porthios
01-28-2005, 07:17
Yeah, thanks man. Now I have this sweet dragon skin purse.

http://photos.liveauctioneers.com/houses/auctionsneapolitan/1721/0004_1_md.jpg

noxxer
01-28-2005, 07:22
Well.. there went the purse.. with my CC.. how will i pay for DF now?!

http://www.elsaturnino.com/images/photos/purse-snatcher.jpg

:D

(if image not working Purse (http://www.elsaturnino.com/images/photos/purse-snatcher.jpg) )

Uzik
01-28-2005, 07:22
My Pandarian hacks your gay purse to peices. Now no one gets it.

http://www.jeux-strategie.com/upload/warcraft/SamouraiPanda2.jpg

noxxer
01-28-2005, 07:25
There went poor mister panda.. taken back by the Zoo.. :(

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/WORLD/asiapcf/east/01/15/china.panda/vstory.panda.jpg

(if image not working, panda (http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/WORLD/asiapcf/east/01/15/china.panda/vstory.panda.jpg) )

Khumash-Gor
01-28-2005, 15:24
no one cares about the zoo. everyone is too busy fighting over which television provider has more channels and better reception... who has time to go to the zoo when the discovery channel can take them to africa!!?

http://img192.exs.cx/img192/4117/84254pvxtw1al.jpg

Iko'L
01-29-2005, 00:51
DENIED!

http://www.nwhistoryofsaucers.com/pictures/ne-blackout-ufo.jpg

(By the blackout in northeastern US)

DreadNaught
01-29-2005, 00:53
And the lord said 'LET THERE BE LIGHT!'

http://www.kansaswindpower.net/Sun%20latest_eit_304_full-6-24.gif

And there was light!

noxxer
01-29-2005, 02:19
But the Devil said.. NO! no light for you!

http://www.jimsmobile.com/images/solar_eclipse_98.jpg


Eclipse (http://www.jimsmobile.com/images/solar_eclipse_98.jpg)

NewRage
01-29-2005, 02:33
But can the devil block out a binary star system?

http://imgsrc.hubblesite.org/hu/db/1997/26/images/a/formats/web.jpg

Uzik
01-29-2005, 09:23
Mannaroth would pwn those suns.

http://www.lunarfalls.com/WarCraft/images/ConceptArt/Mannoroth.jpg

Unknewn
01-29-2005, 21:58
Blademaster>Mannaroth
http://www.4gamer.net/specials/wc3/images/orc/Hero_Blademaster.jpg

Khumash-Gor
01-30-2005, 01:43
pen owned sword

http://img177.exs.cx/img177/8281/56083yegdw6yv.jpg

Stark
01-30-2005, 02:30
Owned by the computer machine.

http://www.mujmac.cz/images/macintosh_org.jpg

Khumash-Gor
01-30-2005, 02:52
ahh apple computers....

http://img138.exs.cx/img138/4923/74365afhew3fp.jpg

inovative! err right whatever

Stark
01-30-2005, 03:12
Ah, Windows cOmPuT3R mAcHinN3S

http://members.ozemail.com.au/~lbrash/msjokes/blue-screen-of-death.gif

Khumash-Gor
01-30-2005, 08:30
sure

http://img196.exs.cx/img196/8296/redhatrocks6zx.jpg

Porthios
01-30-2005, 20:53
Born to fag.
http://www.e-llico.com/img/actu_mariage_poup01.jpg
I mean, born to be a fag.

Stark
01-30-2005, 21:19
The Bible doesn't appreciate them too much...

http://mcdonald.southern.edu/bible/bible2.gif

NewRage
01-31-2005, 05:51
Who needs a book about God, when you can have an Atheist calendar?

http://www.atheists.org/images/cal2005.jpg

myrath
01-31-2005, 12:24
But who would want that calendar? Christmass is a religious feast... Athiests would forget x-mas and miss out on big piles of x-mas presents :P

http://www.thegrid.org.uk/learning/ict/primary/foundation/resources/topicideas/Examples/presents2.jpg

InZaNity
01-31-2005, 15:45
In that case we can have:

http://www.nonsenselit.org/carroll/fc0341/thumbs/4c0341-001.jpg

Alaytes
02-01-2005, 05:09
http://www.kprf.ru/clipart/misc/coffin.jpg

Birthdays < Death, for with the arrival of death, birthdays cease to be celebrated, and you no longer enjoi gifts.

Goty
02-01-2005, 07:16
But sometimes the dead get up and kill!!!

http://www.visimag.com/shivers/images/h110_feat01.jpg

And those they kill get up and kill!!!1!1one!

http://harleyd.vicnet.net.au/ecards/dawn/photos/1031469126.jpe

myrath
02-01-2005, 14:13
We got a fix for your rampagine undead ya know

http://www.100freewallpapers.com/tv/buffy2_640x480.jpg

Deleted
02-01-2005, 16:46
I seduce Buffy and make her wanna stay in the kitchen and cook meat, then serve it to me in bed while she is wearing nothing...

:)

http://ew2.lysator.liu.se/pic/art/d/e/deleted/me.jpg

myrath
02-01-2005, 16:50
Your wife comes home from the night shift, just as you are being served breakfast. She does not appreciate it, and does what any lovely wife would do..

http://www.cs-extreme.net/downloads/skins/weapons/bloodyknife.jpg

InZaNity
02-01-2005, 18:17
Just learn from the Groovy Master, 'Honey, you got real ugly'
http://yuchtar.users4.50megs.com/Gallery/Bruce_aod.jpg

Stark
02-01-2005, 19:59
You can't beat Ash.

myrath
02-02-2005, 13:46
Bring Forth Your hand Ash!!! I've got a present for ya!

http://www.moviemaniacs.net/mm3/ash/book.jpg

Stark
02-02-2005, 19:56
Klaatu barada nibabharhbhar