The Beat the Picture Above You Game! WOOOT!!

[Ravenwaves]

Rule the 1st. Post a picture in the thread that beats the person before you.

Rule the 2nd. No unbeatable pictures such as God, a nuke, or Claus.

Rules the 3rd. Try not to duplicate pictures and try to be a little creative.

To start:
http://www.cswu.cz/characters/img/char/darth_vader/tesb_2.jpg

Begin (If you can't direct link to a picture, you can use Image Shack (http://Imageshack.us) for free instant picture hosting.)

[Kamakizz]

http://www.weaintcool.com/Articles/argue.html I don't know how to post pictures - sorry, So just go to the link its in the middle of the page, it says it all.

[Ravenwaves]

insta picture to avoid links

http://img17.exs.cx/img17/1100/argue5fm.jpg



to clarify: by beat a picture.. I mean a picture of something that could defeat the previous picture in a fight... not just a cooler picture. In case that was lost in the translation.

[Stark]

EDIT:
Just read the post above me.
http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/news/images/t/Tenacious_D/sq-silver-suits-nov-03.jpg


Since I already posted it:
http://img116.exs.cx/img116/3087/angryhammer7eq.jpg

[Ravenwaves]

can't really reply to the comic.. So I say that The Big Lebowski cult beat out Jack Black in any role
http://www.coenbrothers.net/lebjbjg.jpg

[Stark]

Maybe they can beat Jack Black in the movies(I disagree with this) but can they beat the D?

[Ravenwaves]

If they can beat up German Nialists (sp?) Yes. Yes they can.

[Stark]

Are you aware of the D's rocket sauce? Just a little bit of rocket sauce and it's no contest.

Anyway, here's my new champion:
http://www.xenafan.com/army/arm01.gif
http://yuchtar.users4.50megs.com/Gallery/Bruce_aod.jpg

[Kamakizz]

insta picture to avoid links

http://img17.exs.cx/img17/1100/argue5fm.jpg



to clarify: by beat a picture.. I mean a picture of something that could defeat the previous picture in a fight... not just a cooler picture. In case that was lost in the translation.
He could so whoop dark vadar :cool:

[Buckk Dich]

Ahem....I believe this man could whoop all their asses.

http://www.fantasfilm.com/image/x-invasion-usa-1985.jpg

[turbografx16]

Omg, i have such an extensive library to choose from....hmm,this one looks good.
http://funfreepages.com/prize/yourock.jpg

[Buckk Dich]

to clarify: by beat a picture.. I mean a picture of something that could defeat the previous picture in a fight... not just a cooler picture. In case that was lost in the translation.

why are you guys posting retards then....i don't think retards fight well.

[turbografx16]

why are you guys posting retards then....i don't think retards fight well.


Dont ever doubt the power of the boyscouts, they are a force not to be taken lightly.

[Phooey]

http://yuchtar.users4.50megs.com/Gallery/Bruce_aod.jpg
I think Stark just won. :D

[Goty]

Stark for teh Win1!1!!1

[Cahl]

Hi! I'm your friendly darkfall wannabe moderator!

4. Do not post any form of worm, virus, or trojan, or links to any form of worm, virus, or trojan. On those same lines please do not post images within your posts, only signature pictures are allowed at this time.

[Stark]

Rut-roh. But, it does say in the title of the thread that there will be pictures.

[Brannoc]

We're lettin it gofor this particular thread, since it's basically the point of the whole thread. Just don't post anything that would break it otherwise, like sexual images, etc ;)

[Trille]

http://www.rockstargames.com/maxpayne/screenshots/ps2screen8.jpg

Max Payne beats you.

[Ravenwaves]

not if he runs out of ammo...
http://www.casesbypelican.com/military/g36-empty-sm.jpg

[Trille]

http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/sports/mike-tyson/tyson_fingers_shrunk.jpg

Then this bitch comes over with his fists. ;)

[Khumash-Gor]

<img src="http://www.imdb.com/gallery/mptv/1006/Mptv/1006/2754-1.jpg?path=gallery&path_key=0081505">

If this works I win! =]

edit:Oh well i have to go but i will try to fix this later

[Stark]

http://www.cheapmovieposters.com/killbill/killbill.jpg

[Porthios]

http://my-universe.20fr.com/images/z37.jpg

Try and avoid his son that has his mouth on his genitals.

[Stark]

He ain't so muckin' fuch.

http://www.kqed.org/about/newsevents/images/barney.jpg

[Draugr]

One on one Buu beats both of them.

http://www.absoluteanime.com/dragon_ball/buu.jpg

[Khumash-Gor]

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/mptv/1006/Mptv/1006/2754-1.jpg?path=gallery&path_key=0081505

ok here we go

[Khumash-Gor]

http://testthisout.50megs.com/images/8913_w.jpg

if this doesnt work im done

[Lipton]

http://testthisout.50megs.com/images/8913_w.jpg

if this doesnt work im done

wow, you won... congrats ;D

[Ravenwaves]

Aha, but the X-team is useless without know-it-all babe Scully... so here is a crazy guy to abduct her... so that Mulder can confront his true feelings.. *sniff* (everyone knows that once they introduce a baby, the show is over.)

http://danwho.net/images/pyscho.jpg

[Khumash-Gor]

http://testthisout.50megs.com/images/ouch1.jpeg

AHH HAA Take that you evil straightjacket man!

[Ravenwaves]

http://testthisout.50megs.com/images/ouch1.jpeg

AHH HAA Take that you evil straightjacket man!

Maybe you should upgrade the *not free* account

[clone351]

Maybe you should upgrade the *not free* account
but i thought the remote link forbidden was the scary winning picture?

[Goty]

No one - and I mean no one beats Shaq and his.. Shaq Fu.

http://www.megalong.com/games/ig/2358.jpg

[Ravenwaves]

*cough* bad joke... but
http://img98.exs.cx/img98/8060/lapd7dy.jpg

A big black man swinging punches never seems to be missed by these guys.

[Khumash-Gor]

ok this one is for the evil straightjacket man!
http://img129.exs.cx/img129/5249/ouch10vg.jpg


this one is for the police! Just confuse the hell out of them and they will lose focus!
http://img148.exs.cx/img148/3954/01656fo.jpg

[Porthios]

*cough* bad joke... but
http://img98.exs.cx/img98/8060/lapd7dy.jpg

A big black man swinging punches never seems to be missed by these guys.
ROFL, no kidding!

[NewRage]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v236/pengu1n/Rickys%20Car/CarFrontGrnd.jpg

Bam... my car can run all y'all over... I needa get new pics since I got my system and rims on :(

[Khumash-Gor]

MALE/TEEN/DRUNK DRIVER = DEAD CAR!!!!!

http://img13.exs.cx/img13/6423/01540xk.jpg

[turbografx16]

You guys cant possibly beat my carefully selected group of pwnzors:
1. Rough but gets the job done...
http://www.digitalend.com/pics/29hick.jpg
2. Speak english or die...
http://www.digitalend.com/pics/english.jpg
3.Dont talk 'bout his momma that way!
http://www.digitalend.com/pics/momma.jpg

[Stark]

This is a contest of who can post a picture of someone who can beat someone in a fight, not which picture is more e-cooler.

[Ravenwaves]

The scissors that nerf DUI guy's liscense

http://www.left-handed.com/bargain-left-handed-scissors-large.jpg

[Stark]

Rock beats scissors

http://www.april-fools.us/merchandise/bouncing-rock-balls.jpeg

[Murkal]

LOL
that's great.. :p

[Spades Felligan]

The Killer Tomatoes attack:

http://groucho.typepad.com/ff/tomato1w-thumb.jpg


Victims of their merciless rampage; you can't stop them!
http://www.sdff.org/root/files/1318.jpg

[Teth]

Oh, but I can stop the rampage of those tomatoes, good sir!

BEHOLD!

http://ffp.uku.fi/pics/food/salad-salad.jpg

S'right. In the end, killer tomatoes just make a killer salad.

[DreadNaught]

http://virtualclinics.net/Cartoon%20Mouth.jpg
My ginagerous mouth pwns your salad!

[Teth]

Onoes, looks like Mr. Ubermouth needs some dental work!

http://www.drh-careers.med.usyd.edu.au/health_courses/images/dentist.jpg

[Khumash-Gor]

Ahh a future with perfect dental hygiene! NO need for dentists!

http://img90.exs.cx/img90/2266/93457da.jpg

edit: hmm thats kinda big...

[Ravenwaves]

awww crap.

http://www.30doradus.org/spaceships/images/borg.jpg

Perfect teeth can't save us now captain...

[Khumash-Gor]

with this book the ppl of earth will learn all there is to know about conquest! and rise up and destroy the evil BORG!!!!!

http://img25.exs.cx/img25/8302/02630fo.jpg

[Ravenwaves]

but what if the dog eats it?

http://maxweber.hunter.cuny.edu/pub/eres/EDSPC715_MCINTYRE/DogHW.JPG

[Spades Felligan]

We make the dog puke it up, like this:

http://img7.exs.cx/img7/3148/vomitcopy8qw.jpg

[Ravenwaves]

it still wouldn't be readable :ninja: keep trying to nerf the puppy guys

[Khumash-Gor]

your puppy has been nurfed by its new crowd

[Spades Felligan]

Until this happens!

Mr.Cat meets Mr. Razor
http://www.baproducts.com/rpsc-930.jpg


Volia
http://www.firekite.com/store/misc/pics/owned4/owned-cat_shaved.jpg


While other cats plot world domination
http://www.cats.alpha.pl/funny/mariah4.jpg

[Athos]

best thread ever

[Jezrith]

While other cats plot world domination
http://www.cats.alpha.pl/funny/mariah4.jpg

...Oh Damn! And right in the middle of his download of suitcase nuke schematics
http://showcase.netins.net/web/aioka/bluescreen.jpg

[Ravenwaves]

http://www.vaemergency.com/emupdatenew/articles/03jan/images_03jan/firehose.jpg

Firehose nerfs T-shirt...burly firemen "nerf" the blond.

[Stark]

I would reply to that picture, but it would probably be deemed tasteless.

[Trille]

A sponge sucks that water dry!

http://www.creativeglazes.com/tiles/tools/sponge.jpg

[Ravenwaves]

http://img137.exs.cx/img137/7448/fdaban6gc.jpg

A ban from the American Food and Drug Administration "takes care" of sponges.

[Calixtus]

Actually, nevermind.

[Teth]

Wait, what's this? Bureaucratic quagmires of paperwork have all but paralyzed the FDA!


http://www.banckresourcing.com/files/images/paperwork.jpg

[[TBC]Soul]

Good Thread, hard to beat everyone with all these pretty pictures.. but I know one thing that might beat you all!

http://www.swg-nebulous.com/temp/casting.mov

[Goty]

http://www.santafe.edu/~lollyb/kitchen/floor.jpeg

Pwned by the floor.

*sigh*

[Ravenwaves]

trying to make sense of where we are.... ok inept martial artist has nothing to do with where the thread is... so... the floor has nothing to do with the FDA paperwork.. (good one Teth)

http://www.xps.org/images/aug02/01aug02/images/1614.jpg

Open office window on a breezy day will wipe out that stack o' paper

[Jezrith]

Open office window on a breezy day will wipe out that stack o' paper

http://www.pplmotorhomes.com/parts/rv-hitches/king-pin-locks-bal.jpg


I see your window and I lock it.

[Khumash-Gor]

James Bond (spy) beats lock!

http://img40.exs.cx/img40/5195/latest20james20bond20cutout20i.jpg

[Jezrith]

James Bond (spy) beats lock!



Even though he never did beat Bond in the movies, he should have DAMN IT! Jaws chews spy to death.
http://www.jamesbond-shop.com/framesv/Jaws_gunnarl_sm.jpg

[myrath]

Even though he never did beat Bond in the movies, he should have DAMN IT! Jaws chews spy to death.

Bring it on Iron-teeth-boy!

http://proton.ucting.udg.mx/galeria/Icons_3/magnet.png

[Unknewn]

best thread ever

Did you play SB?

[Khumash-Gor]

all that iron acted as a lightning rod you got zapped~

http://img158.exs.cx/img158/814/f1022571yw.jpg

[jokurt]

These indians gonna dance the bad weather away....
http://www.hanksville.org/voyage/images/raindance.jpg

[Stark]

Uh oh... What's this?

http://www.currierandives.info/founding/1620-Pilgrims.gif

[jokurt]

Uh oh... What's this?

http://www.currierandives.info/founding/1620-Pilgrims.gif


a weatherdance maybe?

[Stark]

No, it's the white men. Come to the new world, watch out Indians.

[Khumash-Gor]

After discovering that they have been cheated once again the Indians

[Porthios]

Guess what America has to say to the Indians...

http://www.raisethefist.com/news/wire/-----99592pasi_liberty.jpg

[Ravenwaves]

Richard Simmons sits on the finger, thereby killing the statue of liberty

http://www.collagevideo.com/instructorgraphics/Richard-Simmons.jpg

[Khumash-Gor]

Ultimate Warrior beats the crap out of Richard Simmons!!!!!

http://img62.exs.cx/img62/4310/1180rc.jpg

[Ravenwaves]

Sgt. Slaughter pwns ALL wrestlers

http://www.canoe.ca/WrestlingImagesS/slaughter_hogan.jpg

[Khumash-Gor]

OMG no Shawn is the greatest EVER!!

http://img85.exs.cx/img85/3038/img068qp.jpg

edit: damn that picture is more hilarious than i thought!!!!!! LOL

[jokurt]

A brain beats all those wrestlers


http://www.cogneuro.ox.ac.uk/images/brain.gif

[Khumash-Gor]

This beer elemental renders your brain 'wasted!'

http://img57.exs.cx/img57/8197/nattylightknight0xd.jpg

[azog]

The Panda strikes back!




http://www.spassmonkey.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/images/el_panda_flamethrower_wallpaper.jpg

[Khumash-Gor]

uhohhh you arnt playing nice with that fire! remember safety first!

http://img41.exs.cx/img41/3805/3215w4ro.gif

[jokurt]

The Grashoppers will swarm the rainforrest and cut down all trees, thus destroying the natural living enviroment of the panda

http://us.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Orange04/chainsaw.JPG

[Draclau]

Thats not a Grasshopper, thats a Mantis.....

[jokurt]

yea but they are realted

[Draclau]

Close enough....

[DreadNaught]

There is only one way to take out uber bugs from a distance galaxy...

http://www.pomperaug.com/socstud/stumuseum/web/mushcloud.jpg

Owned...

[Khumash-Gor]

I will redirect your nuke! and you will be destroyed! muahahahahah


http://img117.exs.cx/img117/1821/73834qwyvw8xb.jpg

[Goty]

http://archives.cnn.com/2000/fyi/real.life/10/26/post.napster/story.cher.jpg

They say only cockroaches and Cher will survive Nuclear Winter.





On a side note, the Floor pic that 'had nothing to do with the thread' or whatnot was in response to that afroninja video. That didn't have much to do with the FDA, but for the sake of keeping the game going, the floor pwned the ninja.

[Khumash-Gor]

Green Day Rocks Cher to pieces

http://img29.exs.cx/img29/9256/017pp02954ro.jpg

[Ravenwaves]

PANFUCKINGTERA
http://www.hhrf.org/ifi/200012/i-cintu.jpg

Rest in peace Dimebag

[Khumash-Gor]

FINCH... /cheer

http://img48.exs.cx/img48/7011/bigbuttonfinchred3cf.gif

[Ravenwaves]

That's a joke right?

[Khumash-Gor]

That's a joke right?

no because pantera sucks and finch rocks... :D

[Ravenwaves]

I just finished reading an interview with Finch and I must say they suxx uber hard.

[Khumash-Gor]

right.

http://img36.exs.cx/img36/129/jon63ae.gif

I just like their music i dont think ive ever actualy heard them talk (aside from singing of course)... =]

[Ravenwaves]

heh, never read an interview with them, you will lose all respect.

[Stark]

Once again, going to have to throw down the Tenacious D card.

http://www.elvespalace.com/atend07look.jpg

[Goty]

All was well for Tenacious D...

until..

http://www.co.beaufort.sc.us/piggcuredham.jpg

The wrath of the Ham Sammy! If only Mr. Black had chewed before swallowing, he'd still be with us..

*tear*

[DreadNaught]

http://www.drunkduck.com/contests/ozzy.jpg

Ozzy will eat you! After he has finished the bird and the sandwhich!

Sabbath 4tw!

[Kamakizz]

Great thread guys...Keep it up :)

[Khumash-Gor]

This bird bites back Ozzy!!!

http://img111.exs.cx/img111/3315/73599bgifw5ji.jpg

[Melorath]

how do you insert pictures?

[Khumash-Gor]

edit: just check out the first post by raven and use the imageshack link... you can figure it out from there...

[Kamakizz]

http://img35.exs.cx/img35/8365/185502506ba.jpg
Mmm...

[Virtra]

Lets carve this bird up!

http://lnt.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pG01-1073147reg.jpg

[Teth]

You should never bring a knife to a gunfight, Virtra.

http://www.desertshooting.com/desert_news.files/d_gun/1911a1_1.jpg

[Khumash-Gor]

Bigger is better!!

http://img93.exs.cx/img93/6121/100701197ew.jpg

[Virtra]

But then world peace makes all guns irrelevant.

http://www.indiana.edu/~intlprog/images/bd04964.gif

[Kaneski]

No hippies, no world peace.

http://www.frailart.net/members/zforce/hippie.jpg

[Trille]

http://www.dragonvalley.co.uk/cqc2/images/mammoth/cupboard%20terrorist.jpg

Killing terrorists is more fun.

[doma]

no because pantera sucks and finch rocks... :D
LOL. HAHAHHAHAHAH OMG. HAHAHHA *tear*
good one.
Whats next? Lost prophets is better then Devil Doll?
what you mean you have not heard of devil doll?
ahh. kids theese days.
*crawls back into cave*

[UlrikTheSlayer]

http://www.lantredesw.free.fr/assets/images/Naruto_Kakashi_tatoo.jpg
Thousand years of pain foo!

[Khumash-Gor]

you cant cause much pain when you are in pieces!

http://img118.exs.cx/img118/2840/bnsacredfee2eq.jpg

LOL. HAHAHHAHAHAH OMG. HAHAHHA *tear*
good one.
Whats next? Lost prophets is better then Devil Doll?
what you mean you have not heard of devil doll?
ahh. kids theese days.
*crawls back into cave*

Ya Doma who the hell is devil doll? youre right I havent ever heard of them, and Lost Prophets prolly are better :D

/kick
/punch! ;)

[Ravenwaves]

No evil demon creature could ever surpass Tyrael

http://hometown.aol.de/shadowwarriorvi/images/tyrael.gif

[Porthios]

http://www.lantredesw.free.fr/assets/images/Naruto_Kakashi_tatoo.jpg
Thousand years of pain foo!
Hahah, awsome.

[Mashed-Potatos]

Ya Doma who the hell is devil doll? youre right I havent ever heard of them, and Lost Prophets prolly are better :D

/kick
/punch! ;)


Finch is awesome and so are the Lost Prophets, but NOTHING beats Dropkick Murphys or Flogging Molly!

and for my picture, im sure this dude can own you.

http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/land/land-warrior-lwc.jpg

[Khumash-Gor]

soon as that army guy gets a load of this hottie he will be AWOL and OOC before you can say "daaaaaammn"

http://img146.exs.cx/img146/5043/brookkelly02wow6le.jpg

[Melorath]

http://img152.exs.cx/img152/740/godkills8qe.jpg

Personally, I dunno... don't think they're really worth stopping for.

[Khumash-Gor]

Its not masterbation if youre not alone!

http://img35.exs.cx/img35/4443/114677fknjw0ln.jpg

[Goty]

Not quite alone?

Ghostbusters know what to do.

http://www.ussadventure.com/photogallery/photo7012/Ghost%20Busters%20Capture%20Pack%20Prop. jpg

[Ravenwaves]

Ghost busters just lost their jobs

http://epguides.com/MythBusters/cast.jpg

[Stark]

http://snopes.com/common/headers/radiotvt.gif

[Khumash-Gor]

its not a myth its REAL!!! :ninja:

http://img128.exs.cx/img128/6707/84178wdfcw9xm.jpg

[Goty]

That is possibly one of the most disturbing images Ever. Thanks. Yeah. Thanks alot.

Yeah..

Now I'll never see a breast the same way ever again.

[Teth]

I'm pretty sure images of bare breasts are strictly forbidden on the boards, even in here. :P

Quick! Let's get those covered up before you get a warning for that image!

http://www.bra-shop.com/MARIA.jpg

[Khumash-Gor]

edit aww teth you got there first =]!

[Brannoc]

Remember, gotta stay on the tos when posting images for this thread. ;)

[DreadNaught]

well...I think we all agree...this T-Shirt pwns your bra...

http://server3.uploadit.org/files/Gnaahh-warnabrother.jpg

[Khahan]

Trumped by "The Man".

http://home.comcast.net/~ferret1/PRLV01P03_08.jpg

[Khumash-Gor]

well this is what i ahve to say to your cop!!!

http://img121.exs.cx/img121/7243/84245nsurw5jx.jpg

[Khahan]

http://home.comcast.net/~ferret1/083002criticalmass658th.jpg

Sooner or later, all protestors lick the boot of "The Man"!

[Khumash-Gor]

OMG ive turned the cops into bobble heads!!

http://img95.exs.cx/img95/8950/121120inpmw6sv.jpg

stomp on the little man now why dont ya!?

[Jebsta16]

http://www.mullet.com/mullet_picts/family_1.jpg

game over right now... mullets own everything and anything this board can produce :P. that kid is gonna grow up to be one scary kid, and you think darth vader is bad ass

[DreadNaught]

http://altura.speedera.net/ccimg.catalogcity.com/200000/204400/204417/Products/3376663.jpg

DIE HAIR! DIE!

[Rhynn]

http://cagle.slate.msn.com/news/GasPrices2004/GAS-%202004/best/parker.gif

How you gonna fill it up?

[Jebsta16]

http://altura.speedera.net/ccimg.catalogcity.com/200000/204400/204417/Products/3376663.jpg

DIE HAIR! DIE!


impenetrable.. there is nothing you can do to mullets they have a +100 percent slash buff so mullets are the winnars!

[Khumash-Gor]

no one with a mullet can resist a case of free beer....!

http://img108.exs.cx/img108/6232/6285w7aw.jpg

little do they know this brew has an explosive taste!

[Jebsta16]

:O u bastard you have discoverd our weakness! or just give us a camaro that will blow up either or..

[Melorath]

[QUOTE=Teth]I'm pretty sure images of bare breasts are strictly forbidden on the boards, even in here. :P

Bummer...

[jokurt]

This guy is goona grab the beer and run


http://www.webgurus.de/postamt/images/Maenner/tn/_bombenentschaerfer.jpg

[Khumash-Gor]

that technician should never have started smoking when he went out drinking... its addictive and causes long term health and respretory problems!

http://img89.exs.cx/img89/7910/70760xdgcw5qk.jpg

good luck running from any bombs now

[Goty]

PWNED by Jackie Chan!

http://www.jackiechankids.com/Anti_Smoking_Thumbnails/Anti-Smoking!!.jpg

[Khumash-Gor]

AHHAAH LOL OMG thats great!

[Iko'L]

Not only is he an actor, but now he has the political prowess to deport Jacky Chan.

http://img99.exs.cx/img99/4211/schwartzenbush4pi.png

GO SCHARZENBUSH!!!! OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL HIS NAME!!!! YEAH!

[Khumash-Gor]

due to voter confusion your politition is nurfed!

http://img54.exs.cx/img54/7420/01906pl.jpg

[Jezrith]

due to voter confusion your politition is nurfed!

http://www.hermes-press.com/bush_nazi.jpg

The Furher bans voting! MWAHAHAHAH..HA..HA..*COUGH*..HAAA!

[Iko'L]

The Furher bans voting! MWAHAHAHAH..HA..HA..*COUGH*..HAAA!
Mother Russia's bitter winter and scortched earth tactics diminish the Furher's reign and lead to his ultimate suicide and defeat of the Nazi party in Europe.

http://peacecountry0.tripod.com/kuvat/acompany.jpg

[Teth]

Hotlinking from Tripod pages 4tl. :(

[Iko'L]

Bah... edit feature = bye bye. sorry.

[Khahan]

Mother Russia PWND! by...
http://home.comcast.net/~ferret1/rr40.gif

[Trizzen-]

white man pwnt by halfbreed mirdain-00b

http://www.home.no/trizzen/trizzen/mirdain.JPG

[Khahan]

Halfbreed Mirdain00b's ambitions dulled by...

http://home.comcast.net/~ferret1/Dcp03657.jpg

SALTPETER!!!

[DreadNaught]

well...my raiding party steel your Saltpeter...

http://server3.uploadit.org/files/Gnaahh-soldiers.jpg

[Teth]

Achtung! Panzer!

http://www.dansdata.com/images/panther/panther440.jpg

...poor lil' toy Germans, they're gonna get pwned by a toy Panther. Friendly fire 4tl! D:

[azog]

Your Panzer pwned by.......

http://www.planet3earth.freeserve.co.uk/95.jpg


X - FIGHTER!

[Khumash-Gor]

couldnt find the pic i wanted so here is the defiance it could woop up on your x.wing fighter :ninja:

http://img196.exs.cx/img196/4594/deepspace9527fe.jpg

[Iko'L]

Q beats all things star trek.

http://yuchtar.users4.50megs.com/Gallery/Q.jpg

[Khumash-Gor]

I put a hit out for Q and these guys are on the case!!!

http://img106.exs.cx/img106/7647/01351qm.jpg

beware!

[Khahan]

http://home.comcast.net/~ferret1/fcclogowords.gif

The reign of the Sesame Street Posse was cut down in it's prime by the FCC.

[clone351]

http://www.2xy.org/life/barney.jpg

he killed them in ratings

[Khahan]

I just noticed that if you look at all the pictures i've downloaded for this thread, some government agency should probably be investigating me.

Pictures of presidents
Got the saltpeter image from a site that teaches how to make gunpowder.
FCC image
Pictures of police

I bet my phone is tapped by now...

[Goty]

Pwned..

by Venereal Disease!

http://www.geoffdavis.com/pics/Funny/barney.jpg

I love you.. you love me.. for 300 bucks a pop.

Hardee har.

[DreadNaught]

http://server2.uploadit.org/files/Gnaahh-tospwn.jpg

You have been pwned by Brannoc and his TOS!

[Khahan]

rotflmfao! Dreadnaught teh win!

[Khumash-Gor]

GINORMOUSE rays of sunshine and happiness to appease the great big

[Mashed-Potatos]

well these clouds block out the sun.

http://users.orofino-id.com/pschwell/rain.jpg

[Teth]

All other weather patterns are pwned by a sudden and nasty bout of nuclear winter!

http://www.strategyplanet.com/warzone2100/eyecandy/fmv/Nuclear%20Winter.jpg

I don't think this violates the no-nukes rule, as it's not an image of the nuke, just the ensuing winter... :D

[Khumash-Gor]

Well just have to give the whole world a bath to clean up all that dirt, death, and destruction!

http://img172.exs.cx/img172/1016/10429w5ap.jpg

[Porthios]

Why does God feel he always has to drown everyone when he fails as a parent?

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/NYG/SG2286.jpg

[crapko]

http://img194.exs.cx/img194/2746/umbrella0jo.jpg

get your umbrella today before the rain comes! these umbrellas can stop any nasty ole rain, even god's!

[Goty]

Ohhhh! (Balled up fist held up to mouth Ghetto Style)

Mary Poppins just ran off withcho' umbrella!

http://www.thetyee.ca/NR/rdonlyres/ezkhs3qinvol5d5nqioek7uiboaf76fh77fwwv5q ya5haiatoolstwrkuvrzzw6al7b7qspamyw3vd/poppins4.jpg

[Trille]

http://sbl.salk.edu/~dkaiser/Flak88.jpg

Flying women with umbrellas? Flak 88 solves that problem!

[Khumash-Gor]

due to crappy meat your army is nerfed

http://img182.exs.cx/img182/4973/74218uadyw8jx.jpg

[azog]

This thing eats.......

http://www.stampede-entertainment.com/monstermakers/wallpaper/wp-alien-1-m.jpg


EVERYTHING

[Khumash-Gor]

LOL rednecks with a machine gun!!! why didnt hollywood think of this!? alien is toast!!!!!

http://img197.exs.cx/img197/9954/1919a48rv.jpg

[DreadNaught]

I take your rednecks out from afar!

http://images.janes.com/defence/land_forces/gallery/fortbragg/images/25a27.jpg

[Teth]

Unfortunately, no matter how l33t the snip0r is, there is one thing that all militaries fear...

http://www.ctaa.org/images/cycled/ct_95_sepoct.jpg

"HOW many million a year is going into education instead?!"

[Khumash-Gor]

hehe all your school money is inevitably wasted by the overall stupidity of the american lower middle class

http://img192.exs.cx/img192/84/32317vasow3ve.jpg

http://img192.exs.cx/img192/5200/01675yo.jpg

:ninja:

[Iko'L]

Nothing turns you into a brainless zombie quite like video games.
http://chuckcurrie.blogs.com/chuck_currie/021304_devin_dylan_and_ian_playing_video _games_2.JPG


Oh, and other brainless zombies.
http://www.baxaart.com/artchives/magiccards/zombies.jpg

[Uzik]

How do I put the images inside? havent used html in ages.

<img src="http://blah blah blah" /img>

?

[Khumash-Gor]

street kids arnt lucky enough to have nintendo!! they gotta settle for rocks and abc bubble gum

http://img174.exs.cx/img174/9415/15067w1hj.jpg

no nintendo no nintendozombies

[crapko]

sesame street just got owned.

http://kottonmouth.trouble-free.net/~oofx/spectaculent/random/failedideas/sesameStreet.jpg

[Kamakizz]

http://img193.exs.cx/img193/2552/kitty1rv.jpg Cat Pwns Dog Simply Put

[crapko]

and if your gun misfires?

http://www.jsonline.com/news/image00/gun112900.jpg

[Khumash-Gor]

broken gun leaves the field wide open for inovation.... watch out for the deadly ducks

http://img200.exs.cx/img200/586/a16ym.jpg

edit: ps. please dont use links just use imageshack.com or if you know where the pic is located use the tags

[Mashed-Potatos]

http://www.chinavista.com/experience/duck/duck.jpg

youre duck has been roasted!

[Khumash-Gor]

fine dining is nerfed by bratty little kids who cant sit still and who dont have a clue what good food is and consequently opened up the door for mass fast food resaurants to move into the market!!!

perfect example right here :D

http://img184.exs.cx/img184/9876/004rp19459ly.jpg

[clone351]

the one thing that always cures little kids from being bratty.

http://www.magnet-eze.com.au/images/All_Products_Gallery_500/images/Leather_Belt_Mens.jpg

[Goty]

... until Pootie shows up and lays the smack down on you. With your own belt. Owned.

http://www.haikosfilmlexikon.de/comedy/op/pootieta.jpg

[Khumash-Gor]

you think you can come into my home and steal my belt!!?? well you got another thing coming!!! beware we dong fool around!

http://img169.exs.cx/img169/7036/55366bgjfw6ak.jpg

[Kubila]

Nieghborhood Watch developes Paranoia,
and never leaves the house.


http://img196.exs.cx/img196/2186/greencross2cq.jpg

[Gorgoroth]

http://img186.exs.cx/img186/3407/dea9fy.jpg

Pned by the Government

[Khumash-Gor]

all those druggies have had too much of the government and their 'no drug' rules as a result they are ready throw in the towle the US population drops to nearly 12 ppl overnight!!!

http://img170.exs.cx/img170/2654/01884bi.gif

thx microsoft word!

[DreadNaught]

http://rhapsodes.homestead.com/files/trojan_horse.gif

If you'd kindly click on the following Icon, my trojan horse will pwn your un-reliable windows!

http://www.dark-e.com/archive/trojans/ccinvader/10/ccinvad.gif (http://www.house-shivering.org/jk.htm)

[azog]

Your Trojan pwned by.......

http://www.parole.tv/images/antivirus.jpg


Protection

[Khumash-Gor]

I dont know why but sometimes those rubbers just dont work like they should???

http://img183.exs.cx/img183/2613/55480xegdw3jt.jpg

I want my money back!

[turbografx16]

Haha, lol.
Good one...its double pronged lol.

[Goty]

As ugly as some come, there *isn't* even a need for protection.

Abstinence is the name of the game with her - and hopefully, purely by choice.

http://beerial.com/ugly%20girl.jpg

*shudder*

[Porthios]

A swift shotgun blast to the head took care of that abomination of mankind.


http://wppmedia.co.jp/gml/original/wfv/pic/shotgun.jpg

[Trille]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/images/yourgallery/headless.jpg

Not if you`re already headless!

[myrath]

How do I put the images inside? havent used html in ages.

<img src="http://blah blah blah" /img>

?


In the following example replace all the {} with []

{IMG}HTTP://WWW.YOURPICTURESITE.COM/YOURPICTURE.JPG{/IMG}

That's all.

[Khumash-Gor]

headless man plus

pumpkin
http://img185.exs.cx/img185/8535/20825w3wd.jpg

plus horse
http://img185.exs.cx/img185/2488/horses9fl.jpg

equals
http://img185.exs.cx/img185/7138/newheader8bv.jpg

[myrath]

Not if you`re already headless!

Nothing some superglue can't fix!

http://www.pixelhospitalet.no/xshop2/catalog/images/200120.jpg

[Uzik]

This circular saw will keep that head off!

http://www1.agric.gov.ab.ca/$department/deptdocs.nsf/all/grc7077/$FILE/power%20tools%20-%20circular%20saw.jpg

[Khumash-Gor]

due to a fantastic prank by some crazy city worker there is a huge power outage and your power saw is nerfed!!

http://img148.exs.cx/img148/4811/14429w1nm.jpg

you should of seen the fireworks woop!

[CIRE]

Fortunately there are multiple sources of power. So it was restored quickly using the alternative source signified in my superbly edited picture.

http://usera.imagecave.com/PopRawkS/etwindmill.JPG

Thankfully ET was there to point us towards the windmills.
ET 4TW

[Goty]

Until they discover ET is really just a wanted man.

http://www.funnydesigns.com/OsamaBinAlien2.5wide.jpg

It was really quite graphic, really.

http://members.home.nl/annelies/osama.jpg

[myrath]

Turns out that he was really a runnig around rubber doll, and that that dessert food is not healthy too!

http://www.ufoplaza.nl/~ganzegal/pix/jrodfx.jpg

[myrath]

Hmm.. Couldn't edit anymore but..

The children learn a lot from this too..

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/10500/10569_w.jpg

[Uzik]

Ripley will take care of that alien.

http://altura.speedera.net/ccimg.catalogcity.com/200000/205700/205728/Products/4910332.jpg

[Khumash-Gor]

Ripley does just fine against evil ugly aliens, but when it comes to cute little kitty cats she is totaly defencless

http://img138.exs.cx/img138/47/8622157hj.jpg

look at those big brown eyes!!!!!!!!!

[Goty]

Yeah, he *was* cute.

Until a crazy old man puts him in the oven!

Ohnoez!!!11!

http://www.johnottman.com/editingprojects/aptpupil/aptpupil08.jpg

[Khumash-Gor]

your oven isnt going to work too well after i fry the living shit out of you, your house, and your whole god damn town!!

http://img169.exs.cx/img169/1752/dragonpicture0027tq.jpg

[noxxer]

whoops.. guess your dragon eat a bit of fiberglass. couse thats some nasty piece of glas sticking out of him :D

http://ew2.lysator.liu.se/pic/art/e/v/evenor/dead_dragon_complete.jpg

(if image dont work dragon (http://ew2.lysator.liu.se/pic/art/e/v/evenor/dead_dragon_complete.jpg)

[Porthios]

Yeah, thanks man. Now I have this sweet dragon skin purse.

http://photos.liveauctioneers.com/houses/auctionsneapolitan/1721/0004_1_md.jpg

[noxxer]

Well.. there went the purse.. with my CC.. how will i pay for DF now?!

http://www.elsaturnino.com/images/photos/purse-snatcher.jpg

:D

(if image not working Purse (http://www.elsaturnino.com/images/photos/purse-snatcher.jpg) )

[Uzik]

My Pandarian hacks your gay purse to peices. Now no one gets it.

http://www.jeux-strategie.com/upload/warcraft/SamouraiPanda2.jpg

[noxxer]

There went poor mister panda.. taken back by the Zoo.. :(

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/WORLD/asiapcf/east/01/15/china.panda/vstory.panda.jpg

(if image not working, panda (http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/WORLD/asiapcf/east/01/15/china.panda/vstory.panda.jpg) )

[Khumash-Gor]

no one cares about the zoo. everyone is too busy fighting over which television provider has more channels and better reception... who has time to go to the zoo when the discovery channel can take them to africa!!?

http://img192.exs.cx/img192/4117/84254pvxtw1al.jpg

[Iko'L]

DENIED!

http://www.nwhistoryofsaucers.com/pictures/ne-blackout-ufo.jpg

(By the blackout in northeastern US)

[DreadNaught]

And the lord said 'LET THERE BE LIGHT!'

http://www.kansaswindpower.net/Sun%20latest_eit_304_full-6-24.gif

And there was light!

[noxxer]

But the Devil said.. NO! no light for you!

http://www.jimsmobile.com/images/solar_eclipse_98.jpg


Eclipse (http://www.jimsmobile.com/images/solar_eclipse_98.jpg)

[NewRage]

But can the devil block out a binary star system?

http://imgsrc.hubblesite.org/hu/db/1997/26/images/a/formats/web.jpg

[Uzik]

Mannaroth would pwn those suns.

http://www.lunarfalls.com/WarCraft/images/ConceptArt/Mannoroth.jpg

[Unknewn]

Blademaster>Mannaroth
http://www.4gamer.net/specials/wc3/images/orc/Hero_Blademaster.jpg

[Khumash-Gor]

pen owned sword

http://img177.exs.cx/img177/8281/56083yegdw6yv.jpg

[Stark]

Owned by the computer machine.

http://www.mujmac.cz/images/macintosh_org.jpg

[Khumash-Gor]

ahh apple computers....

http://img138.exs.cx/img138/4923/74365afhew3fp.jpg

inovative! err right whatever

[Stark]

Ah, Windows cOmPuT3R mAcHinN3S

http://members.ozemail.com.au/~lbrash/msjokes/blue-screen-of-death.gif

[Khumash-Gor]

sure

http://img196.exs.cx/img196/8296/redhatrocks6zx.jpg

[Porthios]

Born to ***.
http://www.e-llico.com/img/actu_mariage_poup01.jpg
I mean, born to be a ***.

[Stark]

The Bible doesn't appreciate them too much...

http://mcdonald.southern.edu/bible/bible2.gif

[NewRage]

Who needs a book about God, when you can have an Atheist calendar?

http://www.atheists.org/images/cal2005.jpg

[myrath]

But who would want that calendar? Christmass is a religious feast... Athiests would forget x-mas and miss out on big piles of x-mas presents :P

http://www.thegrid.org.uk/learning/ict/primary/foundation/resources/topicideas/Examples/presents2.jpg

[InZaNity]

In that case we can have:

http://www.nonsenselit.org/carroll/fc0341/thumbs/4c0341-001.jpg

[Alaytes]

http://www.kprf.ru/clipart/misc/coffin.jpg

Birthdays < Death, for with the arrival of death, birthdays cease to be celebrated, and you no longer enjoi gifts.

[Goty]

But sometimes the dead get up and kill!!!

http://www.visimag.com/shivers/images/h110_feat01.jpg

And those they kill get up and kill!!!1!1one!

http://harleyd.vicnet.net.au/ecards/dawn/photos/1031469126.jpe

[myrath]

We got a fix for your rampagine undead ya know

http://www.100freewallpapers.com/tv/buffy2_640x480.jpg

[Deleted]

I seduce Buffy and make her wanna stay in the kitchen and cook meat, then serve it to me in bed while she is wearing nothing...

:)

http://ew2.lysator.liu.se/pic/art/d/e/deleted/me.jpg

[myrath]

Your wife comes home from the night shift, just as you are being served breakfast. She does not appreciate it, and does what any lovely wife would do..

http://www.cs-extreme.net/downloads/skins/weapons/bloodyknife.jpg

[InZaNity]

Just learn from the Groovy Master, 'Honey, you got real ugly'
http://yuchtar.users4.50megs.com/Gallery/Bruce_aod.jpg

[Stark]

You can't beat Ash.

[myrath]

Bring Forth Your hand Ash!!! I've got a present for ya!

http://www.moviemaniacs.net/mm3/ash/book.jpg

[Stark]

Klaatu barada nibabharhbhar