The Beat the Picture Above You Game! WOOOT!!

[Ravenwaves]

TY, Muuuuuuuuuuuuuch better... and less awful. And I even have something to defeat it.
http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/3130/condombreak1sm2dd.jpg
You think a broken condom is a buzz kill in YOUR relasionship?

(this was a slightly better picture than the animated penis with the top of a ripped condom on it's head.)

So, who's got what it takes to defeat a broken condom?

[paade]

a real man is always prepared

http://www.auspost.com.au/GAC_Image_Metafile/0,,2843,00.jpg

[Ravenwaves]

Damn Paade! thats a big cockr------- oh.. tape.
*cough*
http://img479.imageshack.us/img479/7214/epoxy7dp.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Epoxy... the more permanant bonding solution. :D

[losinglife]

http://www.harvardpilgrim.mimrx.com/harvard/SiteImages/PrdImages/200x200/072790013515-1.jpg

nail polish remover destroys all glues ... so they say :-p

[Kotrl]

sorry i'm too lazy to upload mine

here's the direct link though http://www.deviantart.com/view/25026656/

[AllmightyEOD]

What I would LIke to do to Brannoc sometimes....
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/Demetrious/Brannoc.jpg

[AllmightyEOD]

Brannoc on the left Preston on the right.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/Demetrious/squeeze.jpg

[TheHybrid]

"D4L!! D4L!! DULU 4 LYFE MO'FUGGAS!!!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v673/hybridknight/rednecklaptop.jpg

[Sabrok]

The sun owns his sensitive skin

http://gw.marketingden.com/planets/images/fullsize/thesun.jpg

[paade]

this is just too easy

http://www.lotusbotanicals.com/images/7.jpg

[FunnyName]

oh good job kill the sun...unfortunatly it turned into a http://www.astronomes.com/i3_mort/crab.jpg SUPERNOVA!

[ngonzogo]

Woot! this thread's alive! Great posts.

[paade]

thats a tough one, but im sure this helps

http://www.chipsbooks.com/hskilpub.jpg

[Veilroth]

You blew up the universe dude...


...not happy about that at all!
http://www.hulkmovies.com/images/pictures/hulk/large/1.jpg

[ngonzogo]

"Hulk....melts....cute.....cuddly....awww www"

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a335/NoelG/carebears_varsitybears_goodluckbear.jpg

[Helgeran]

Cute little bear being owned by vet.

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b211/Plumbumdeath/aaw.jpg

Just look at that sinister smile.

[FunnyName]

uhh oh....the bear attacked....http://www.wspa.ca/bearsafe/images/position_art.gif

[TheHybrid]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v673/hybridknight/forestscene.jpg

watch out, Mr. Bimples! Accurate Drawing of a Gun is right behind you!!!

[losinglife]

http://news.amnesty.org/MAVP/mediaclip.nsf/Media+Clip+by+Index/7BF4AAF253B8735F80256FBE0042842A/$file/anti-gun-women.jpg

the womens anti-gun federation says NO!

[Gorgoroth]

2nd ammendments pwns the anti-gun movement

http://www.homestead.com/prosites-lottofun9/files/2ndammend.gif

[paade]

This guy is above the laws

http://www.willieboats.com/Bin%20Ladin%20Images/BUSH.jpg

[Preston]

Brannoc on the left Preston on the right.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/Demetrious/squeeze.jpg

OMG that looks just like me!! Only I'm skinnier...

:D

[losinglife]

This guy is above the laws

http://www.willieboats.com/Bin%20Ladin%20Images/BUSH.jpg


http://www.superspoof.com/bushwar/dixie%20saddam.jpg
Suddam and Natalie say, make love not war turbanator :)

[AllmightyEOD]

OMG that looks just like me!! Only I'm skinnier...

:D

LOL now Im waiting for Brannoc to say the same thing :)

[TheHybrid]

http://www.superspoof.com/bushwar/dixie%20saddam.jpg
Suddam and Natalie say, make love not war turbanator :)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v673/hybridknight/scruffysaddam.jpg not so suave now, are ya?

[FunnyName]

heh looks like the Al Quieda are indeed in league with saddam and there coming to spring him....
http://www.boeing.com/commercial/777family/images/777-200LR_K63367-02.jpg

[TheHybrid]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v673/hybridknight/nukelaunch.jpg

[ngonzogo]

3...2...1...we have ignition. Blast-off. D'oh!

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a335/NoelG/FailedLaunch.jpg

[Foo]

edit: Fartman does not beat mislaunched rockets, nor does howard stern's bare ass belong on these forums
-Surly

[Supreme Kimone]

Edit: None of THAT either!

MAN! I hate looking like a jerk here, you people are just horrible. Be tasteful in this thread :) I don't like censoring very much.

-Surly

[FunnyName]

too easy...

Whats a Hurricane without water???
http://twins.free.fr/travel/maroc/page3/images/desert%203_jpg.jpg
oh and next time post a pick instead of a video but that vid's funny so yeah....

[Raybur Ravenloc]

then god sends the rain
http://www.geocities.com/buildakid/coloring/noah3.gif

[TheHybrid]

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_may2004/HoleyCrossing.jpg

[ngonzogo]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a335/NoelG/clank.jpg

[Ravenwaves]

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/8314/a1259075wh.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

And Noah's misadventure is pwned by bored grandkids who can only listen to it for so long:

"And then we loaded all the animals, 2 by two, one of every kind....."
"Grandpa how did you get 2 of EVERY animal in the WORLD on the boat?"
"Be quiet and listen. Boats were tougher back then.......... Anyway, do you know how long it rained?"

[Ancalagon the Black]

Mongols owned chinese...

http://www.glossynews.com/artman/uploads/mongol_victory_001.jpg

[Preston]

Mongols owned chinese...



For the record, Asmoden's posts and pictures were Vietnamese, not Chinese.
Keep it clean in here, or the thread will be closed.

[ngonzogo]

I missed the deleted posts so whatever Preston said. But moreover, please keep up with the thread.

Bored kids pwn Noah. That's where we're at.

Mongols and Chinese are so two days ago.

[Jezrith]

And Noah's misadventure is pwned by bored grandkids who can only listen to it for so long:

"And then we loaded all the animals, 2 by two, one of every kind....."
"Grandpa how did you get 2 of EVERY animal in the WORLD on the boat?"
"Be quiet and listen. Boats were tougher back then.......... Anyway, do you know how long it rained?"

This lady knows how to take care of uppity little kids who don't understand they are to be seen and not heard.

http://www.redheaded-stepchild.com/images/madge/PADDLE.jpg

[ngonzogo]

Little Timmy has friends.

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a335/NoelG/lof52.jpg
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a335/NoelG/alordsold.jpg

[FunnyName]

his little group of hooligans are no match for REAL pirates!
http://statelibrary.dcr.state.nc.us/nc/ncsites/pirates.gif

[Slypieguy]

But the only pirate better than actual pirates:

http://www.theantiblog.net/images/Maddox.gif

[Supreme Kimone]

I already won this game. Send me a PM to see the grandest pic evar!!!

I would get suspended or worse if I posted it here. :(

[TheHybrid]

But the only pirate better than actual pirates:

http://www.theantiblog.net/images/Maddox.gif
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v673/hybridknight/law.jpg
(hahaha, like that law can do anything)

[ngonzogo]

Did someone say annoying?
D4L1111!!

[Ravenwaves]

Hybrid, your picture kinda sucks........ its not even really a picture. And I can't even read it. I was going to beat pirates with Anne Bonney the famous female pirate (her bio is one crazy read), but since I think you *meant* the online anti-flame law:
http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/988/netanon6nl.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
So what if the flamer is suppose to give his real name? do you actually believe what some asshole says? Internet anonymity STILL defeats the stupid law.

[TheHybrid]

Hybrid, your picture kinda sucks........ its not even really a picture. And I can't even read it. I was going to beat pirates with Anne Bonney the famous female pirate (her bio is one crazy read), but since I think you *meant* the online anti-flame law:
http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/988/netanon6nl.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
So what if the flamer is suppose to give his real name? do you actually believe what some asshole says? Internet anonymity STILL defeats the stupid law.
You're out of your freakin' mind. My MSPaint handwriting can take maddox's MSPaint drawings any day of the week.

[ngonzogo]

He is wearing that bag over his head while surfing porn because he knows he cannot resist....

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a335/NoelG/1_21_love_courtney_041504.jpg

[FunnyName]

http://grotesque-puppet.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/jthm.jpg
Nny Kill it! kill the scary beast...is that even a woman?

[Ravenwaves]

tripod doesn't host images. They get pissy and show that placeholder when you try. you want to upload your images to something like Image shack (http://www.imageshack.us)

[Veilroth]

Why don't we start all over? I would love if someone else did the first picture. Now be creative, like the Darth Vader picture. :)

[ngonzogo]

Start over? I guess that means I win ya' prissy bastids. Or do any of you actually think you can beat Courtney Love, my Angel of Mal Ojo.

[Tug]

http://www.hitchhikernet.com/images/4/4a/Cocaine.gif

[FunnyName]

tripod doesn't host images. They get pissy and show that placeholder when you try. you want to upload your images to something like Image shack (http://www.imageshack.us)

oh, thanks, didnt realize that thank you for telling me that...its kinda to late to edit now so.....

[ngonzogo]

"Nothing is getting past these."

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a335/NoelG/The-ultimate-nose-job.jpg

[Nasty]

http://www.hitchhikernet.com/images/4/4a/Cocaine.gif


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/d5/BelgianMalinoisasK9unit.jpg/180px-BelgianMalinoisasK9unit.jpg

[Tug]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/d5/BelgianMalinoisasK9unit.jpg/180px-BelgianMalinoisasK9unit.jpg

http://tti.tamu.edu/researcher/v38n1/images/truckin.gif

[Raybur Ravenloc]

http://images.rotteneggs.com/r3/cache_images/3/32677.jpg

[Atnas]

http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/5462/m1a19nw.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[DreadNaught]

You'd be supprised how owned that tank would get with Mr. Blobby and Noel Edmonds driving it. ^^
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38688000/jpg/_38688451_noel_150.jpg

[Fallen Angel]

http://umsl.edu/~nki4z3/pics/obesity.solution.jpg

Mr. Blobby should lose weight.

[turbografx16]

http://umsl.edu/~nki4z3/pics/obesity.solution.jpg

Mr. Blobby should lose weight.

http://www.hearingloop.org/images/McDonald's%20Drive-thru.jpg


thank god for drive thru...

[Xinnro]

http://personal.denison.edu/~moutona/web/nuke.jpg

[Raybur Ravenloc]

two things will survive a nuclear holocaust, cockroaches and..
http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/2238/untitled0xa.png
paladins!!

[TheHybrid]

Watch out for the N-STRIKE

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v673/hybridknight/nerflogo.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v673/hybridknight/nerfblastfire.jpg
Complete with lightsaber

[Raybur Ravenloc]

what does a nerf gun have to do with paladins surviving a nuke?

[Shadowcreep]

what does a nerf gun have to do with paladins surviving a nuke?
Paladins will be nerfed.

And you aren't allowed to use nukes in this thread. Read the rules moron.

[FunnyName]

Paladins will be nerfed.

And you aren't allowed to use nukes in this thread. Read the rules moron.
and maybe you should read the previous posts cause hes not the one who had the picture of a nuke! EDIT: didnt like my pic so nerf guns still winning

[Shadowcreep]

and maybe you should read the previous posts cause hes not the one who had the picture of a nuke! EDIT: didnt like my pic so nerf guns still winning
I didn't mean him. I'm not an idiot.

[Rincewind01]

You may need to use a gun to kill someone.
I use 900 ways with a spoon.

http://www.silverqueen.com/Silverplated%202004/coronation%20oval%20soup%20spoon.JPG

[TheHybrid]

http://matrix.thescarymonkeyshow.com/images/spoonboy.jpg
"There is no spoon."

Anybody see that one comin?

[Mulambo]

http://mentalfloss.com/images/facts/sprk.jpg
spoons are useless compared to the versatility of a spork, anyway.

[Xinnro]

http://mentalfloss.com/images/facts/sprk.jpg
spoons are useless compared to the versatility of a spork, anyway.


http://www.sanfranciscomemories.com/ppie/souvenirs/Spoons.jpg
it came back with friends

[Raybur Ravenloc]

http://www.sevenseven.com/smith/artpages/images/sporks.jpg
three sporks beat 7 spoons anyday...

[Metal Wolf]

Your sporks are no match for my electric arc furnace.

http://www.abb.com/global/seitp/seitp202.nsf/0/a4880df8646036e6c125701c0035f9a0/$file/Electric+arc+furnace.margin.jpg

spork to slag.

[Mulambo]

http://www.ohiocitizen.org/campaigns/aks/pollution/images/seepcb_gif.jpg
Milky discharge (http://www.ohiocitizen.org/campaigns/aks/pollution/index.htm) linked to steel pollution: forces the EPA to shut down your Electric arc furnace.

[ngonzogo]

No regulatory agency can survive Rush Limbaugh

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a335/NoelG/images.jpg

[Mulambo]

http://www.rxdeals.org/images/pro-pills1.gif
Pain killers!

[Surly]

http://www.acidlogic.com/graphics/im_tommychong2.gif
Tommy Chong defeats all drugs, methinks.

[losinglife]

http://members.aol.com/VWware/cheech.jpg

Chong beats cheech cause he refuses to make anymore cheech and chong movies!

[LeprechaunTFK]

http://members.aol.com/VWware/cheech.jpg

Chong beats cheech cause he refuses to make anymore cheech and chong movies!


That's Cheech


http://washington.pacificnorthwestmovies.com/FromDuskTillDawn/dusk-poster.jpg

[Atnas]

I think you got it wrong, you are supposed to beat the picture above you and not the other way around.

Edit: That was meant for losinglife.

http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/9266/103022042lb.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Beats any movie, any day! The whole collection, all four of them!

[paade]

the four barbie princess took the wrong turn...

http://www.i8chile.net/burn2005/images/bdc07.jpg

[Dulin]

But live action Ken saved them....and no one beats 70's funk

http://www.quest-for-toys.com/graphics/20iveactionken.JPG

[Slypieguy]

Along with the disco lifestyle comes the drugs, and Ken just didn't know when to quit.

http://humorinthenews.com/2004pix/01-11/01-11-32.jpg

[ngonzogo]

The patch.....ahem, the PATCH takes your mind off your addictions.

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a335/NoelG/patch-bikini.jpg

[Dulin]

Unless your addicted to fame then your just a whore with a patch

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/blog/uploaded_images/ParisHalloween_sm.jpg

http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/paris-hilton-patch.jpg

[Tug]

http://www.altria.com/about_altria/images/PMUSA_logo_213x167.jpg

[TheHybrid]

you shouldn't be able to beat the patch with cigarettes when the patch was beating cigarettes, but oh well.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v673/hybridknight/dontsmoke.jpg
here's to hoping this doesn't get beaten by a patch :fingerscrossed:

[ngonzogo]

Man, I was this close to posting a cigarette. Anyways, denial 4tw.

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a335/NoelG/ElephantMan5230ElephantMan_jpg.jpg

[losinglife]

http://www.peteykins.com/July05/images/Psychiatrist.jpg

The psychiatrist says NO! denial is not the way to go! (that is if denial is what your picture meant if not then disregard my feeble attempt)

P.S. yes i realized i did the cheech n chong backward i musta been dislexic when i wrote the punchline :p

[paade]

this guy doesnt really care what the shrinks say... care for a lunch?

http://www.howardhallis.com/news/2005/hannibal.jpg

[Hogg]

http://img4.imageshack.us/my.php?image=eddiechewingtheworldlrg2ga. jpg

Lunch... This guys eats your lunch, my lunch, heck he takes it all.

[paade]

http://img4.imageshack.us/my.php?image=eddiechewingtheworldlrg2ga. jpg

Lunch... This guys eats your lunch, my lunch, heck he takes it all.

ok, how did that skull pwn Hannibal?

[Hogg]

He's more hungrier

[ngonzogo]

Yep, eating the world owns eating Census-taker liver with beans and a bottle of Chianti.

[Dulin]

HUNGER HUH?

Well I suppose Galactus wins?
http://www.boblayton.com/Art%20Gallery/Art%20Gallery%2013/galactus.jpg

[TheHybrid]

HUNGER HUH?

Well I suppose Galactus wins?
http://www.boblayton.com/Art%20Gallery/Art%20Gallery%2013/galactus.jpg

http://www.funkydoodycool.co.uk/images/optimus%20prime.jpg

take that!

[ngonzogo]

No Optimus Past-His-Prime when you have Speed Racer.

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a335/NoelG/speed.jpg

[Klapton]

Too easy...

http://www.absoluteanime.com/speed_racer/_rex.jpg

[Raybur Ravenloc]

who wants to see this happen to speed?
http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/rkeane/Vertical%20Car%20Crash%20-%20KGTV.jpg
>raises hand<

[Dulin]

But Keanu Reeves has proved that he wins against speed

http://www.pro-war.com/prowardotcom/keanu_reeves_speed_001.jpg

[ngonzogo]

Watch all that speed running from acting class.

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a335/NoelG/keanu.jpg

[losinglife]

Watch all that speed running from acting class.

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a335/NoelG/keanu.jpg

http://img.slate.msn.com/media/1/123125/123075/2094298/2098145/2099207/040420_Columbine.jpg

These kids say DOWN WITH SCHOOL! .. with there guns

[ngonzogo]

Unfortunately, they're on the wrong end of this particular FPS.

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a335/NoelG/scope.jpg

[Dulin]

FPS huh well I got the redeemer die gimps

http://www.ut2004.jolt.co.uk/images/weapons/redeemer.jpg

[Skribbles]

http://ford.ieor.berkeley.edu/Gopal/error.jpg

[Metal Wolf]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a378/Majincarne/tux_with_gun.gif

Viva la Linux gamer. My UT is faster than yours!

[Jezrith]

Viva la Linux gamer. My UT is faster than yours!

BSD is twice the OS linux is... plus the BSD mascot gets more chicks.

http://www.linux-france.org/article/pro/entrepreneur-howto/01_letters/papier_lettre/bsd-big.png

[Mauser]

This paladin guy deals extra damage to demons :P

http://www.jeux-strategie.com/upload/warcraft/Paladin.jpg

[Atnas]

http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/7039/shaman6ie.gif (http://imageshack.us)
Shamans owned Paladins in WoW.

[ngonzogo]

Power of Reason > the metaphysical.

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a335/NoelG/rand-ayn.jpg

[Raybur Ravenloc]

ok, thats a picture of a woman.. with a caption saying the power of reason...
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
>wipes a tear<

[ngonzogo]

That's Ayn Rand. Read some of her stuff and try to keep up with her. :cool:

[Surly]

That's Ayn Rand. Read some of her stuff and try to keep up with her. :cool:
Ayn Rand was a hack. No woman understands logic or reason.

http://www.rickywolking.com/images/photos/funny/redneck.jpg
Redneck thinking blocks out your hippy new-aged politically correct woman-sympathizing rhetoric.

[ngonzogo]

Eh, that pic's a repost. She woulda twisted you in knots in a debate. She had one of the best strictly logical minds of the 20th century.

Actually, in these forums, in this setting, it's your postion which is the politically correct one.

[ngonzogo]

I'll go ahead and beat the repost.

A redneck's worst nightmare: a black man with a gun.

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a335/NoelG/4-2-Black-Panther-Party-mee.jpg

[Mauser]

Raah a spooky ghost!
http://www.435.org/Services/KKK.jpg

[Atnas]

http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/7950/13383600458jr.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
We dont want any racist ghosts around here, go get him Ghostbusters!

[TheHybrid]

that's a tough one. i can't come up with anything that beats the ghostbusters.

[Raybur Ravenloc]

i know the ghostbusters beat this guy in the movie.. but they shouldn't have...
http://xenafan.com/movies/ghostbusters/crowd.jpg

[Surly]

http://www.incredibleinedibles.shoppingcartsplu s.com/i/miss/VC126211.jpg

[ngonzogo]

Bundle of sticks and a campfire later.....d'oh, crap, too late.

[Surly]

haha, I guess that one is pretty intuitive.

[kehmesis]

http://xo.typepad.com/blog/images/cookiemonster.jpg

Wooooh! I win!

[TheHybrid]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v673/hybridknight/cookiemonsterrehab.jpg (http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/518.html)Click it to get a better understanding

[Tug]

nm

[ngonzogo]

Tom Cruise: You don't know the history of psychology like I do, Matt.

Matt Lauer: Are you saying----

Tom Cruise: Vitamins and exercise. That's all Cookie Monster needs......and a couch......yeayeayea...... a nice, bouncy couch.

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a335/NoelG/050701_cruise_lauer_250-717526.jpg

[Asmodeus]

http://k955fm.com/images/cruisewater.jpg (http://www.wimp.com/cruise/)click

[ngonzogo]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a335/NoelG/23_RinoFight.jpg

[Asmodeus]

hes an interview not a photographer :-P

[ngonzogo]

Details. Details. Paparazzi with a camera. Paparazzi with a mic.

[Raybur Ravenloc]

hmm, tempted to put up pricess diana and the words "dont fuck with paparazzi" but i dont feel like it.. feel free to do so for me..

[ngonzogo]

You can't use paparazzi to beat the thing that beat paparazzi. Kinda like the guy who posted cigarettes to beat the nicotine patch that beat addiction.

[Klapton]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a335/NoelG/23_RinoFight.jpg
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art2/pennpermit5.gif
Sean Penn's mugshot after assaulting paparazzi

[ngonzogo]

I like this (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0729051strip4.html) mug shot better:

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a335/NoelG/0729051strip4.jpg

[Southpaw]

This beats her shiny face.

http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/853/55852389624od.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Tug]

Your makeup is no match for this ugly bitch.

http://www.battlehype.com/content/ugly/ugly%20woman/20.jpg

[Khumash-Gor]

i see no resemblance... ;)

http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/6451/ape021jm.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Ghengishawn]

Suck it ape boy

http://www.lukerpig.com/tedana.gif

[Tug]

http://gwaltrip.com/maryjo.gif

[Jezrith]

We already know what beat her...

http://www.starman417.com/car1bg.jpg

[Tug]

lol

[ngonzogo]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a335/NoelG/floating.jpg

[Atnas]

http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/782/5b1201290820025dmine20closeup6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Boom!

[Dulin]

Macguyver fears no bombs

http://www.exclaim.ca/images/macguyver.jpg

[ngonzogo]

Whoops......boom!

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a335/NoelG/is_it_really_slippery_1.gif

[Raybur Ravenloc]

http://www.discoverburien.com/Janitor%2004.gif

[Tug]

damn... what beats a janitor? He can wipe the floor with anything!

[Gloomrender]

He cant clean this up!!!
http://www.friendsofbruce.ca/images/h_nuclear_waste_03.jpg

[ngonzogo]

Radioactive waste is just a quick pick-me-up for.....

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a335/NoelG/godzilla-destroy-all-monsters-melee.jpg

[Gloomrender]

Blackzilla>Godzilla

http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/chappelles_show/videos/season_1/index.jhtml?start=17

[TheHybrid]

If that's how you want to play, R. Kelly > Blackzilla (http://www.comedycentral.com/motherload/player.jhtml?ml_video=11890&ml_collection=&ml_gateway=&ml_comedian=&ml_runtime=&ml_context=show&ml_origin_url=%2Fshows%2Fchappelles_show %2Fvideos%2Fseason_1%2Findex.jhtml%3Fsta rt%3D17&ml_playlist=&lnk=)

[ngonzogo]

Burn out. Get it? Burned out? :p

...or in R. Kelley's case, flame out. :rolleyes:

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a335/NoelG/023-burnout.jpg

[TheHybrid]

which one is that beating? we both posted in the same minute, so there might've been some confusion

edit: looks like you added something i missed, nevermind

[Gloomrender]

Plus how does R Kelley beat blackzilla aside from that being a better clip? :confused:

[ngonzogo]

Plus how does R Kelley beat blackzilla aside from that being a better clip? :confused:

I think it's the whole urine thing.

[laiciduj]

http://medialit.med.sc.edu/shuttle2.jpg

[Helgeran]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b211/Plumbumdeath/armageddoncrew.jpg

[Rincewind01]

http://www.partypants.fsnet.co.uk/kids/kids-astronaut-costume.jpg

[Helgeran]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b211/Plumbumdeath/needlearts.gif

[Dulin]

Half naked booth babes!

http://www.futurelooks.com/photopost/data/557/medium/IMG_1393.JPG

[Atnas]

How can that beat needle arts? Besides, poor Ryl, can't get any attention without halfnaked chicks...

[Dulin]

How can that beat needle arts? Besides, poor Ryl, can't get any attention without halfnaked chicks...

Well I was going to just post a pic of a nude person but yeah....so went with the closes thing to nude, half naked lol.

[laiciduj]

http://www.nospank.net/paddle4.jpg

[Dulin]

http://www.kappakappagamma.org/Images/TheKey/hazing_art.jpg

[Klapton]

http://lancemannion.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/bluto.jpg

[Dulin]

Shit I dont want to beat that best movie ever.....

"And most recently of all, a "Roman Toga Party" was held from which we have received more than two dozen reports of individual acts of perversion SO profound and disgusting that decorum prohibits listing them here."

[ngonzogo]

Don't make me explain this one.

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a335/NoelG/magic8ball.jpg

[Spinewire]

Bye bye 8 ball...
http://images.dpchallenge.com/images_portfolio/1/print_preview/106.jpg

[Dulin]

Venom guilty gear king of the pool stick

http://www.louisville.edu/~labade01/sheep/ggx_venom.jpg

[Spinewire]

http://19thcenturyartofmourning.49thvirginiainf antry.com/LAUDANUM%20BOTTLE%20BACK%20ANTIDOTE%20CR OPPED.jpg

bigger is better... :ninja:

[Tug]

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2006-01/21642841.jpg

They don't come much bigger than this...

[Atnas]

http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/5150/web20caveman1xg.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Any similarities? Watch those eyebrows, that nose, that beard...

[losinglife]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38462000/jpg/_38462087_fur_cavegirl300.jpg

we all know girls dominate guys... even cavegirls dominated caveguys

[ngonzogo]

No cheap, imitation cavewomen, please. Go with the original cavewoman hottie: Raquel Welch from One Million Years, BC.

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a335/NoelG/110949.jpg

[losinglife]

http://www.colinthomas.com/assets/peopleimages/50ft-woman-500.jpg

yeah well the 50ft woman squishes your puny lil raquel the cave girl.

[ngonzogo]

Tweety owns 50 ft mini skirt:

" I tink I taw a puddy.......ooooh, I KNOW I taw puddy..."

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a335/NoelG/tweety.jpg

[losinglife]

http://www.biblelife.org/bigbang-blackhole.gif

what you really saw was the ginormous black hole under that skirt only to be sucked away moments later

[Tug]

fortunately, before we all follow the same sucky fate,
http://members.tripod.com/vinymac/ignoranceinamerica_files/image001.jpg

Rev. Jackson's ego saves the day and plugs the hole.

[Metal Wolf]

The "blue" hosted on a web server that actually WORKS, defeates your hosted by tripod image. :D

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a378/Majincarne/True_Blue-T-link.jpg

[ngonzogo]

Unfortunately, the bluest things on him were his boys.

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a335/NoelG/Blue20Balls.jpg

[losinglife]

http://www.iapsnj.org/nia/bikini.jpg
the only cure for blue balls is a fat assed mutant chick.. makes the swelling go away while you run away!

[ngonzogo]

Nothing that a good set of beer goggles can't cure.

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a335/NoelG/01-formen.jpg

[DreadNaught]

nothing like a good punch to the face to break those glasses ;P

http://www.owned.com/Owned_Pictures/abigblowowned.jpg.jpg

[varna]

http://home.comcast.net/~cannondella/K_blood_head.jpg

[Atnas]

Evil, begone!
http://img483.imageshack.us/img483/8409/bible22lt.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[Snog]

http://www.wizards.com/global/images/magic/general/Book_Burning.jpg

[Helgeran]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b211/Plumbumdeath/0618082395.gif

Nothing is burnable once it's bose-einstinium condensate!

[losinglife]

http://www.kbtoyss.741.com/heat%20miser.jpg

the heat miser says... i dont think so :mad: !

[Spawl]

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f161/Spawl/f288be1b.jpg

Superbowl XL Official - Seahawks vs. Stealers

[DreadNaught]

your official's stare can't break

http://www.therockalltimes.co.uk/2002/05/27/rock.jpg

The Rock.

[Markademus]

Paper covers rock.
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e94/Markademus/paper.gif

[ngonzogo]

Who needs paper?

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a335/NoelG/streetart10.jpg

[Helgeran]

Who wants die maur?

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b211/Plumbumdeath/berlinmuren.jpg

[losinglife]

http://photos.lacoccinelle.net/50/80/115080.jpg

peter gabriel wants his sledge hammer back.. he is pissed :mad:

[kehmesis]

http://www.genesis-music.com/Images/Phil%20C/G1047200.jpg

"I pwn Peter Gabriel!"

[ngonzogo]

He owns both of them.

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a335/NoelG/fathertime.gif
(Father Time)

[paade]

Superman pwns Father-Time

http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/1619/fathertime9wx.jpg
(sorry bout the quality, couldnt find better)

[Salazar[SG]]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b220/AetherPatugs/27363340.jpg

Finnish fantastic 4 own superman anyday

[Helgeran]

HAHAHAHAHA

Hallonen... that smile...

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b211/Plumbumdeath/mumin.gif

But they surrender to the horrific sight of their national hero killed!

[Metal Wolf]

Photoshop banishing poorly drawn MSPaint inages from the internet.

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a378/Majincarne/ps.jpg

[Helgeran]

Pwnt!

[Prezimonto]

aah the blue screen of death...I suppose you should have had more RAM before opening photoshop.

*I can't believe this thread is still alive.*
http://img433.imageshack.us/img433/6942/bsodsized8wh.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[Khumash-Gor]

blue screen, i no longer fear you....

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/3434/bluescreen0mw.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

in fact i want to see more of you.... =]

[Raybur Ravenloc]

lol, i think that picture has shown up at least 4 times already.. what does that tell us about people here? :p

[Helgeran]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b211/Plumbumdeath/hacker.jpg

He's been working th3 wh0l3 autumn ensuring the OS doesn't leaves.

[SkullPizza]

http://gally.midnightprowl.com/content/generated/pic/tempjfIaIV/004.jpg
I'm not exactly sure where this thread has gone but I must say that this guy beats all previous entries. Period.

[Helgeran]

You're supposed to beat the picture above you.

If someone post fire you post water, if someone post rock you post paper.

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b211/Plumbumdeath/thistall.jpg

And your dwarf has to be this tall to ride. Sorry, he's off to the deathcamp :' (

[Dulin]

http://captain-america.us/images/wallpaper/capcomics/cap1.jpg

[ngonzogo]

Truth > the closet. To the world, he was Captain America when all he really wanted to be was Wonder Woman.

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a335/NoelG/Wonder_Woman.jpg

[Arakis]

The Black Metal legend now in prison VARG VIKERNES (Count Grishnackh / Burzum) from Norway beats everyone, including God, Jesus Christ, Allah, Superman, all the mongoloids posted, AND EVEN CHUCK NORRIS AND STEVEN SEAGAL! :D

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/5a/Varg-vikernes.jpg/300px-Varg-vikernes.jpg

[Ultimo]

http://www.libertysignshoppe.com/vinyl_small1.gif

he realizes the power of color, and his super-dark powers corrode away

[Sinical]

http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/7539/picardnchunk6fv.gif

Pretty obvious

[losinglife]

sinical.. how does the truffel shuffel beat colors?

[Metal Wolf]

Goonies > All

[TheHybrid]

duh, i cant believe you had to ask that.

:P

[losinglife]

just SAYING that it doesnt really coalate with "color" but whatev heheh

[ngonzogo]

truffle snuffle > truffle shuffle

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a335/NoelG/truffle.jpg

[Viluin]

http://fosterfamily.surnames.com/farming_in_the_hood/pig_sticking/pig_sticking.jpg

They all end up like this..

Sorry if I made anyone gag :p

[losinglife]

http://english.epochtimes.com/news_images/2005-3-26-peta.jpg

PETA says no! they come to save the piggies

[LeprechaunTFK]

PETA =

People Eating Tasty Animals

http://www.thejump.net/humor/gods-creatures.jpg

[ngonzogo]

Billboards are so 20th century.

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a335/NoelG/tattooad.gif

[Helgeran]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b211/Plumbumdeath/Tyson.jpg

The white boxer will lose no matter what.

[Mulambo]

george bush does not care about black ppl.

http://liberty.hypermart.net/cgi-bin/blogs/media/bushfinger.jpg

[salaam]

http://images.chron.com/content/news/photos/04/07/01/saddam.jpg

[salaam]

http://common-sense.blogspot.com/IRAQ.jpg

[Helgeran]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b211/Plumbumdeath/this-sign-has-sharp-edges.jpg

[Bayab]

http://www.brandonstone.com/photos_generated/hurricane_charley_broken_sign_2-750x600.jpg

Looks to me that that sign has met it's end.

[Helgeran]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b211/Plumbumdeath/goretex.gif

Another sign strikes!

[Spikey]

http://imgsrc.hubblesite.org/hu/db/2003/01/images/a/formats/web.jpg

There is no wind in space!

[Khumash-Gor]

and theres no space in this room

http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/3691/clutteredroom4vd.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

clutter ftw

[Crovax]

Looks like somebody needs a
http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/7458/smith5lx.jpg
Why not post in the new one?

[Helgeran]

Because this is almost on page one hundred!
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b211/Plumbumdeath/whip.jpg
Every servant need to respect their master.

[Bayab]

Because this is almost on page one hundred!
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b211/Plumbumdeath/whip.jpg
Every servant need to respect their master.

http://uk.gizmodo.com/indiana_jones_collection_01.jpg

And of course every whip needs someone to control it. Someone with 1337 skeets.

[Slyder]

Too bad Indy's gonna be to scared to use his little whip once he sees this guy

http://coolsprings.org/mud-snake.jpg

(woot 100 pages and rolling!)

[mexxa]

Awww beat to it, http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/8522/picture7vn.md.jpg anyway.

[Darkside]

Too bad Indy's gonna be to scared to use his little whip once he sees this guy

http://coolsprings.org/mud-snake.jpg

(woot 100 pages and rolling!)

http://www.vifishandwildlife.com/Education/AquaticEd/Coloringbook/Alphabet/Mongoose.jpg

[Jebsta16]

http://www.vifishandwildlife.com/Education/AquaticEd/Coloringbook/Alphabet/Mongoose.jpg
http://photo.thetechzone.com/data/500/1574Redneck.jpg?3001

[Jebsta16]

http://www.vifishandwildlife.com/Education/AquaticEd/Coloringbook/Alphabet/Mongoose.jpg
http://www.photo.thetechzone.com/data/500/1574Redneck.jpg?3001

[Jebsta16]

http://www.photo.thetechzone.com/data/500/1574Redneck.jpg?3001

a mongoose this guy will have no problem eating, even right after the mongoose ate the snake!

(sorry couldnt get the picture to post, but it was too funny to me so i posted the link anyways lol, sorry for the double post didnt know i did it at first.)

[Bayab]

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/SPECIALS/2000/columbine.cd/Photos/PUMP.SHOTGUN.JPG

And of course, a redneck's best friend is there to help killing the mongoose.

And, of course his worst enemy as well.

[Helgeran]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b211/Plumbumdeath/0_21_moore_michael.jpg

[Darkside]

http://wps.prenhall.com/wps/media/objects/476/488316/Instructor_Resources/Chapter_02/FG02_07-15k.JPG

[Helgeran]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b211/Plumbumdeath/blonde-vampire-small.jpg

[DreadNaught]

http://www.foodsubs.com/Photos/garlic5.jpg

[YarghMojo]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/6e/Brando_as_don_corleone.jpg/240px-Brando_as_don_corleone.jpg.png

+

http://plus.maths.org/latestnews/sep-dec05/spaghetti/spaghetti.jpg

[ngonzogo]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a335/NoelG/0788812807.jpg

[YarghMojo]

http://bouldervet.com/img/BoulderVet_SignDiamond.gif

[Helgeran]

I guess this is the boulder they treat in that hospital... looks hard to handle.
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b211/Plumbumdeath/boulder.jpg