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Gorgoroth
10-22-2005, 07:30 PM
Nothing a duct tape suit can't cure!!!!

http://www.fursuit.org/faq/images/sec06/dscn3735.jpg

Slyder
10-22-2005, 08:18 PM
http://www.worldrps.com/images/archive/the_rightchoice.jpg

Scissors kills duct tape every time.

Gorgoroth
10-22-2005, 08:29 PM
http://archives.cnn.com/2000/fyi/news/08/30/aborigine/ayers.rock.jpg

Rock always beats scissors

DreadNaught
10-22-2005, 08:32 PM
http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/images/people/bill-patzert-rain-browse.jpg

but rain erodes rock.

Raybur Ravenloc
10-22-2005, 08:42 PM
http://burro.astr.cwru.edu/Academics/Astr221/SolarSys/Sun.gif
out came the sun and dried up all the rain!!

Terran.Priest
10-22-2005, 10:57 PM
I guess you caught it on fire.
http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/6258/priceless8qn.th.jpg (http://img454.imageshack.us/my.php?image=priceless8qn.jpg)

Gorgoroth
10-22-2005, 11:03 PM
How does fire pwn the sun again?????

Here is the real answer to that one about the sun that pwned the rain.

http://www.space.com/images/041006_kepler_supernova_02.jpg

Supernova pwns sun!

Khumash-Gor
10-23-2005, 09:42 AM
time beats the supernova

http://img465.imageshack.us/img465/118/626time8je.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Zahgurim
10-23-2005, 10:29 AM
Wormhole beats time?
http://img.tfd.com/thumb/7/7b/Wormhole-demo.png

Raybur Ravenloc
10-23-2005, 08:05 PM
http://www.brandine.com/images/Turnings/Cork%20Screw.jpg
bah, put a cork in it..

Khumash-Gor
10-23-2005, 08:33 PM
Your cork violently popped and struck someone in the head. You are now being sued for personal injury!!!

http://img317.imageshack.us/img317/271/lawyer112321230bn.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Metal Wolf
10-23-2005, 09:15 PM
Orks know what to do with cocky lawyers and there frivolous lawsuits.
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a378/Majincarne/86353.jpg

Slyder
10-23-2005, 09:21 PM
http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/fotrgimli/images/gimliaxe.jpg
Did someone say Orks?

Raybur Ravenloc
10-23-2005, 09:49 PM
http://img193.exs.cx/img193/8923/dwarftoss4pl.jpg
gimly can't stand up to the feared.. DWARF TOSSING!!

MattD
10-23-2005, 09:51 PM
eats your dwarf
http://img488.imageshack.us/img488/5237/476129987aaxtnmph4fg.jpg

Raybur Ravenloc
10-23-2005, 09:54 PM
well, this guy might be able to handle her...
http://www.owned.com/Owned_Pictures/drinksomemoreowned.jpg.jpg

Jader
10-23-2005, 11:41 PM
http://www.doublechaser.com/images/chaser2.jpg

Chaser > Hang Overs

MattD
10-23-2005, 11:44 PM
http://www.strangepersons.com/images/content/8906.jpg
My druggie eats your pills like nothing

Jader
10-23-2005, 11:45 PM
http://www.audioholics.com/news/uploads/VOLTRON.gif


VOltron > Everything

MattD
10-23-2005, 11:50 PM
http://www.strangepersons.com/images/content/108905.jpg
Hmm bondage cop makes studdering whimp out of voltron

Jader
10-23-2005, 11:56 PM
http://www.nederlandchamber.org/members/LumberJacks.jpgLumberJacks> Male Submission

Admiral
10-23-2005, 11:59 PM
http://www.sovietnation.net/images/untitled%202.bmp

Microsoft > Jews

Jader
10-24-2005, 12:01 AM
*Auidble Gasp*

how did you discover my secret identity?

http://schulkin.org/Roosevelt.gif
Teddy > Trusts and Corporations

Warven
10-24-2005, 12:06 AM
http://www.moosefoundation.org/pictures/Vicki%20Nolan/Scan1353%20bull%20moose%20Lg.%20image%20 of%201352.jpg

The bull moose campaign owns Teddy AND Republicans

Jader
10-24-2005, 12:09 AM
http://www.moosefoundation.org/pictures/Vicki%20Nolan/Scan1353%20bull%20moose%20Lg.%20image%20 of%201352.jpg

The bull moose campaign owns Teddy AND Republicans

Its not hard to post a picture without linking it.


http://www.softair.arcoefrecce.it/fotosoft/12609.jpg

M14 > Wildlife

MattD
10-24-2005, 12:23 AM
http://www.drexelantiques.com/images/michigan1929smgame.jpg

Hunting license trumps rifle

Jader
10-24-2005, 12:58 AM
http://www.drexelantiques.com/images/fakecaliforniabadgea.jpg

Fake License > Real License

Raybur Ravenloc
10-24-2005, 03:29 AM
http://a248.e.akamai.net/f/248/5462/2h/images.gamezone.com/screens/18/5/48/s18548_PC_1.jpg
this guy doesn't appreciate people with fake licenses.. or real ones either

Khumash-Gor
10-24-2005, 03:39 AM
A thirsty dear tick will take care of that over zealous woodland creature!

http://img470.imageshack.us/img470/9391/deartick7qs.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Raybur Ravenloc
10-24-2005, 03:48 AM
and you know what we do with those disgusting creatures..
http://adweek.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/toilet1.jpg

Gorgoroth
10-24-2005, 05:39 AM
Nothing beats the devastating effect of trying to flush a paper towel down the toilet

http://www.popeye-x.com/images/cyber_bounty_paper_towels.jpg

Mistereo
10-24-2005, 06:58 AM
We can fix that problem with a little

http://stevegarufi.com/draino2.jpg

Jounce
10-24-2005, 07:32 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/Oreganja/smallpenis.jpg

Raybur Ravenloc
10-24-2005, 08:34 AM
umm, and what does an overcompensating fat guy have to do with drano?
EDIT: perhaps he simply manages to clog toilets beyond the power of Drano to fix?...

Gorgoroth
10-24-2005, 06:36 PM
Now to put the thread back on track. Liquid Plumber pwns Drano.

http://doityourself.com/ori/200x200/6941892.jpg

Raybur Ravenloc
10-24-2005, 09:32 PM
well this plumber pwns all other plumbers
http://www.popmatters.com/columns/harvey/images/031105.gif
>and if anyone puts up bowser i'll beat them, mario pwns bowser every time<

RavenLord
10-24-2005, 10:03 PM
Mario got pwnded by this dragon fella...
http://www.koolpages.com/nintendojjw/images/smc_099.gif
http://www.koolpages.com/nintendojjw/images/smc_100.gif

focusinc83
10-25-2005, 01:01 AM
http://pingus.seul.org/~grumbel/tmp/svg/KOOPA.png

mario just got pwned.

Raybur Ravenloc
10-25-2005, 05:07 AM
http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/682831/images/m64_03_115.jpg
koopa shell surfing ftw!!

Gorgoroth
10-25-2005, 06:37 PM
surfing is pwnd by Tsunami

http://www.geog.leeds.ac.uk/people/a.mcdonald/talk2/tsunami/tsunami.jpg

Khumash-Gor
10-26-2005, 12:26 AM
Who cares about title waves when youre already underwater?? ;)

http://img446.imageshack.us/img446/3634/158738joqnw7ns.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Warven
10-26-2005, 12:54 AM
http://unadorned.org/images/dandruff/broken_20020325c.jpg

Until that wall of glass breaks...

Raybur Ravenloc
10-26-2005, 01:45 AM
that can be fixed.. a little of this..
http://www.fortune3.com/~comp66570/44382228.jpg
and BAM, good as new..

Slyder
10-26-2005, 05:41 AM
http://www.greatbigstuff.com/prodpics/pushpin.jpg
Pop, I put a hole in your duct tape.

Goty
10-26-2005, 09:24 AM
Yeah, that was a good one. Tacks.

But oh, aaaw... This guy just came and ate 'em.

http://www.bradbyers.com/images/brad_byers_sword_swallowing.jpg

Zahgurim
10-26-2005, 10:54 AM
whupsey...

http://www.bastardentertainment.com/053e5f50.jpg

Raybur Ravenloc
10-26-2005, 11:27 AM
ok, we can fix him too.. just one of these
http://hattrick-dals.home.att.net/Bandaid.gif
and hes good as new.. :D

LavanderSoap
10-26-2005, 11:37 AM
Hi Yall,

IM new here, my name is LavanderSoap, I know its not much of a name, but ToeJamSoap and ScentOfAssCrackSoap were already taken (j/k)

Hope to cyall around!


LS :D

Ravenwaves
10-26-2005, 10:59 PM
http://home.att.net/~steinert/_borders/tourniquet.jpg

I think that injury may require MORE than just a bandaid.




*psst... incidentally Lavender, the hello thread is on Darkfall general forum.

Khumash-Gor
10-27-2005, 12:22 AM
Due to poor maintenance of your tourniquet kit, the rope has frayed and is useless.

http://img490.imageshack.us/img490/5840/rope12344567jp.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

*psst... incidentally Lavender, the hello thread is on Darkfall general forum.

lol its fun to look back and see the random shit that this thread has spawned... ;)

Raybur Ravenloc
10-28-2005, 12:50 AM
http://www.peopleonhorses.com/images/belt%20Close%20Up.jpg
luckily, you were wearing a belt, and can used that instead..

Khumash-Gor
10-29-2005, 08:50 AM
elastic pants ftw

http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/3615/elasticwaistpantssmall2ld.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

LeprechaunTFK
10-29-2005, 10:30 AM
No elastic pants can withstand the onslaught of a Fat horny nudist... especially if he has a mullet!

http://www.chubnet.net/gentlegiants/patneric4.jpg

Gorgoroth
10-29-2005, 10:33 AM
fat nudists are truly depressed that they still can not see their penises.

Dr. K to the recue

http://www.courttv.com/graphics/ctv/casefiles/kevorkian/kevorkian_head.jpg

Gloomrender
10-29-2005, 11:52 AM
No elastic pants can withstand the onslaught of a Fat horny nudist... especially if he has a mullet!

http://www.chubnet.net/gentlegiants/patneric4.jpg

*Vomits like Stan from South Park*

LeprechaunTFK
10-29-2005, 05:54 PM
Dr, K is no match for the joyous tunes of this Family!

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0007V6IWQ.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Khumash-Gor
10-29-2005, 07:14 PM
you know what happens to those nice suburban kids.....

http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/7857/6247marilynmansonfull3wu.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

they get corrupted by the media and turn into people like marilyn

Raybur Ravenloc
10-29-2005, 09:54 PM
and they try too many of these...
http://web.grinnell.edu/courses/sst/f01/SST395-01/PublicPages/PerfectDrugs/Tharaphi/PhotoGallery/Barbiturate_Pills_example_1.png
and the world is a better place for it..

Gorgoroth
10-29-2005, 11:30 PM
So much for those pills when the gag reflex hits.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/jesus_hates_Hip_Hop/vomit-366.jpg

RavenLord
10-29-2005, 11:56 PM
Say NO to drugs!
http://www.coasttocoasttickets.com/images/concerts_drphil.jpg
Dr.Phil will help that poor person...

Ravenwaves
10-30-2005, 12:24 AM
Anyone that has seen the Big Lebowsky, or been to or even HEARD of an "Acheivers" convention knows;

"The Dude abides"
http://img420.imageshack.us/img420/8602/thedude6vt.png
Forget Doctor Phil, The Dude is my guru for life.

Khumash-Gor
10-30-2005, 02:30 AM
"wont you be my kryptonite?"

http://img459.imageshack.us/img459/6364/whiterussian0wg.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

"the dude" is powerless against the white russian... mmmmm kahlua

LeprechaunTFK
10-30-2005, 05:40 AM
White Russians were no match for Papa Joe...

Off to the Gulag with you!

http://www.historyplace.com/specials/calendar/docs-pix/stalin.jpg

focusinc83
10-31-2005, 04:15 AM
http://www.hill.af.mil/museum/photos/dawnjet/mark6.jpg

pwned by the nukes

NewRage
10-31-2005, 06:11 AM
http://www.polyall.com/images/Table1.jpg

Russians can't even build a table, you think they could make a working nuke?

Raybur Ravenloc
10-31-2005, 06:13 AM
star wars defense program beats nukes (if it wasn't just a bluff..)
http://blogs.picotalk.com/media/StarWar_graphic.jpg

EDIT: guy above posted while i was posting :mad:
but that table can be repaired.. with this..
http://www.classic-car-accessories.co.uk/acatalog/CSG01_Superglue_190.jpg
super-glue FTW!

focusinc83
10-31-2005, 07:03 PM
http://nat.covblogs.com/archives/reagan-ears2_big.jpg

Reagan was the origniator of the star wars missile system and he can shut it down if he weren't dead.

fl00der|s0t
10-31-2005, 07:11 PM
w00t! Reagan pwns

Jezrith
10-31-2005, 08:57 PM
Reagan was the origniator of the star wars missile system and he can shut it down if he weren't dead.


Even if he was still alive he couldn't remember the deativation code.
http://img.timeinc.net/time/magazine/archive/covers/2000/1101000717_400.jpg

Raybur Ravenloc
10-31-2005, 09:12 PM
heh, now the future will be entrusted to...
http://www.namic.org/pcimagazine/050102/cover.jpg
GENERATION Y!!

dear god...

Jezrith
10-31-2005, 10:13 PM
heh, now the future will be entrusted to...
GENERATION Y!!
dear god...


Yeah, I think that is the first picture that beat the picture above that actualy loses to itself.

DreadNaught
10-31-2005, 10:53 PM
noes...for Generation Y is pwned by...

http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/71/93/361280-resized200.JPG

allord
10-31-2005, 11:35 PM
you want a tank. give them a screwdriver and theill fix you one..

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/3721/ateam6do.th.png (http://img247.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ateam6do.png)

*sorry if this has allready been used in other posts.

Nasty
11-01-2005, 12:43 AM
http://www.artthrob.co.za/02mar/images/apartheid02a.jpg


a-team would pretty much suck without BA


BA pwns

Raybur Ravenloc
11-01-2005, 03:57 AM
whats BA and whats that picture of :o :confused: :o

StainlessSteelRat
11-01-2005, 05:50 PM
whats BA and whats that picture of :o :confused: :o

BA = Mr. T

Apartheid = no Mr. T on TV so no A-Team.

Sheesh!

Shadowcreep
11-03-2005, 12:51 AM
So, is A-Team in the lead?

EDIT: I gave up with my picture.

Gloomrender
11-03-2005, 03:54 AM
Get back to pictures :p

Khumash-Gor
11-03-2005, 07:31 AM
who gives a rip about mr.t when youve got Hardcastle and McCormick!!!

http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/126/hmcc01s3ds.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

DreadNaught
11-04-2005, 03:46 PM
yeah...my mortar team are in desperate need of practice...but they'll get you eventualy...
http://www.army.mod.uk/img/equipment/pw/51mm%20mortar.jpg

focusinc83
11-04-2005, 11:25 PM
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0737302658.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

this guy is gonna get some PTSD

Ascanet
11-04-2005, 11:28 PM
http://phillips.blogs.com/goc/images/phil1.jpg

dr phil can handle that

Shadowcreep
11-04-2005, 11:30 PM
http://img323.imageshack.us/img323/5357/burningbooks5ft.th.jpg (http://img323.imageshack.us/my.php?image=burningbooks5ft.jpg)

Not if we burn the book.

Raybur Ravenloc
11-05-2005, 03:14 AM
this guy will put it out...
http://www.negative-g.com/Knoebels/PPP2004/Friday/Knoebels-2004-Walt-Fire-2.jpg
(in case you cant see, he is stamping out a fire.. couldn't find a better one)

Khumash-Gor
11-06-2005, 10:19 PM
Hey hes stealing our JOBS!!!!

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/9985/14398w3ma.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

doesnt he know we pay taxes for people to do things like - put out fires??

Norse
11-07-2005, 07:50 AM
[QUOTE=Khumash-Gor]your puppy has been nurfed by its new crowd

Knight
11-07-2005, 09:38 PM
http://x11.putfile.com/11/31014370835.jpg (http://www.putfile.com/)

But one day you lose the desire to burn.........

guy montag pwns you all, making people think about society one high schooler at a time.

Khumash-Gor
11-07-2005, 10:59 PM
Too bad society doesn

Raybur Ravenloc
11-08-2005, 01:26 AM
yes, but soon all the blue-collar jobs will be taken by this guy:
http://www.santegidio.org/pdm/img2004/perez.jpg
and his hundred million friends as soon as they make it over the fence. They take three jobs each and make no complaints working for minimum wage, born americans just cant compete.

Krush
11-08-2005, 01:45 AM
http://uploads.lostminions.org/Krush/other/lol.gif

Raybur Ravenloc
11-08-2005, 07:23 AM
ok, someone who A) doesn't understand the idea of this thread and B) doesn't know the rule against animations.. and C) has no concept of humor..
and since it has nothing to do with mexican immigrants.. i assume it can be ignored..

Khumash-Gor
11-08-2005, 09:24 AM
go ahead... hop the fence... i dare you

http://img476.imageshack.us/img476/8950/wires7km.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

gl with that :eek:

Virtra
11-08-2005, 09:45 AM
http://almostlucid.com/images/blogpics/blackout.jpg

Uh-oh, the power went out.

Droppin
11-08-2005, 06:43 PM
http://blog.lib.umn.edu/archives/snackeru/superg/lovepower.jpg

Love can power the world!!!! CareBear Stare!!!!

LeprechaunTFK
11-08-2005, 06:53 PM
Sunday Morning Football will keep em from going to church!

http://dunkinfritz40.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/smf.jpg

RavenLord
11-08-2005, 08:02 PM
No football without a ball!!
http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/w/f/wfw105/images/43539_NEW%20SOCCER%20BALL.JPG
I

Droppin
11-08-2005, 08:04 PM
Could post some fun ball pictures here, but will just say that I believe that he was refering to American Football as it is played on Sundays.

Droppin
11-08-2005, 08:06 PM
But I have a nice shirt for you to wear, "Been caught stealing...!"

http://www.law.mq.edu.au/Units/law205206414/Menu/Timetable/Week_5/W5S/thief.JPG

RavenLord
11-08-2005, 08:37 PM
oh yea...our "football" is "soccer" in america...I forgot about that :P...well imagine an american football ball there :P

Carl
11-08-2005, 09:18 PM
to save the child from his torture...

http://img323.imageshack.us/img323/6535/firematches8sq.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Raybur Ravenloc
11-08-2005, 09:33 PM
but he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll put the match out..
http://www.solarhaven.org/big_bad_wolf.gif

Droppin
11-09-2005, 06:16 PM
http://www.shamplade.com/store_ver02/images/foSheezy_RED.jpg

It's too bad the wolf has asthma...

Ezekiel
11-09-2005, 09:53 PM
saved by

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/45562/2/iso___asthma_inhaler.jpg

Khumash-Gor
11-10-2005, 11:29 PM
that inhaler wont help you when this guy starts shooting tear gas at you... =]

http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/6884/teargas6ek.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Shadowcreep
11-11-2005, 01:11 AM
Not if the tear gas troop gets sniped!

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/1040/sniperrifle2kt.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Regular
11-11-2005, 01:14 AM
http://www.cnykayakclub.com/images%202003/Paddle%20into%20the%20fog.jpg
Good luck sniping in the fog.

Raybur Ravenloc
11-11-2005, 07:32 PM
yey for thermal vision!
http://img222.exs.cx/img222/623/force82bc.jpg

Gunther TheBlack
11-11-2005, 07:56 PM
You just see one big white spot when i throw a couple of flares around

http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/fun/devivals/xxx-day/post-XXX/pics/Prostata-BestX/drmojo-flare.jpg

Metal Wolf
11-11-2005, 09:10 PM
I incinerate the tear gas guy, the sniper, the dude with the flares, and the whole freakin planet with orbital beam cannon fire, just for good mesure.

http://majincarne.lf3h.com./images/beam.jpg

Metal Wolf
11-12-2005, 04:56 AM
prevous post owned by a sorry web host here is whats supose to be there
http://img462.imageshack.us/img462/9328/beam8lu.jpg

Khumash-Gor
11-13-2005, 03:12 AM
That stationary heavy weapons platform is no match for this small agile fighter.

http://img482.imageshack.us/img482/5224/fighterspace8br.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Raybur Ravenloc
11-13-2005, 06:17 AM
unfortunately, this guy..
http://www.hasslefreeclipart.com/cart_people/mechanic3.gif
made a slight mistake building your space fighter.. he left out a small bolt in one of the wings, and within moments of being in deep space, the entire ship falls apart from internal pressure :p

RavenLord
11-13-2005, 07:36 PM
http://www.scherpzinnig.nl/images/wallpapers/bob_1024.jpg

Luckily good ol

Spikey
11-13-2005, 07:51 PM
http://www.houseblogs.net/images/tools_staplernailer.jpg

Real men use staplers, duck tape ftl

ngonzogo
11-13-2005, 08:24 PM
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a335/NoelG/zswi1991.jpg

Shadowcreep
11-14-2005, 12:18 AM
Stapler remover can't remove hot glue!

http://img376.imageshack.us/img376/8538/glueguns6nn.th.gif (http://img376.imageshack.us/my.php?image=glueguns6nn.gif)

ngonzogo
11-14-2005, 09:43 PM
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a335/NoelG/DeniseHosher000189.jpg

Poor glue don't stand a chance.

Spikey
11-14-2005, 10:06 PM
She really needs to use one of these

http://www.dinair.com/images/Kits/Beauty-kit_color_new.gif

Shadowcreep
11-15-2005, 02:54 AM
http://img344.imageshack.us/img344/6530/plasticsurgery1ji.png (http://imageshack.us)

Plastic surgery pwns makeover, no matter how FTL it is.

Sinical
11-15-2005, 10:23 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v359/sphinxer/internetsexualpredatorcrab3ue.jpg

GReat.. but you can't hide from the internet sexual predator crab!

Darius Black
11-15-2005, 03:09 PM
Sushi Chef takes care of that crab.

http://www.gotriad.com/ezimagecatalogue/catalogue/variations/10531-200x200.jpg

Rhynn
11-15-2005, 03:23 PM
And the sushi chef is destroyed by the world's greatest dining terror, the bottomless pit...

http://members.aol.com/stromb4179/film1/SALLY-STRUTHERS.jpg

Darius Black
11-15-2005, 03:31 PM
http://media.movieweb.com/dvd/hi/758445210026.jpg

Factor Jenny Craig into the equation a little later on and you have defeat in its purest form.

Figrix Voidstar
11-15-2005, 03:55 PM
http://www.nautilus.com/media/products/Stairmaster/Detail/stm_SM200003.main_det_v1_m56577569830472 608.jpg


Fat has-been actresses cringe in fear when they behold: The Stairmaster!

Darius Black
11-15-2005, 06:26 PM
Not if you can't POWER IT!!!

Oh yeah, try to beat this, baby.

https://ssl2.chi.us.securedata.net/babiesfirstchoice.com/merchantmanager/v2/images/s360

Raybur Ravenloc
11-15-2005, 07:28 PM
you can get those plugs out with... THIS!
http://www.rm-r.net/howto/toast/img/knife.jpg

Jezrith
11-15-2005, 07:35 PM
you can get those plugs out with... THIS!

Hah! A knife is no match for the ultimate in dining utility!
http://404.realmud.com/Beeramid/metalspork.jpg

Spikey
11-15-2005, 08:08 PM
http://www.magiclibrary.net/rarities/inquest-there-is-no-spoon.jpg

This kid > cuttlery

Jezrith
11-15-2005, 08:38 PM
This kid > cuttlery

Sure, there is no spoon, but that folks, ain't no spoon! I think the spork can take that kid. :D

ngonzogo
11-15-2005, 08:51 PM
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a335/NoelG/deflectorbeanie.jpg

everyone knows the aluminum foil deflector beanie > brain waves

Spikey
11-15-2005, 08:56 PM
That might stop the alien brain waves, but can it stop this!

http://www.mvps.org/st-software/Movie_Collection/images/1042f.jpg

ngonzogo
11-15-2005, 09:10 PM
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a335/NoelG/bacteria.jpg

Aliens have no defense for our disease-ridden corpses

Shadowcreep
11-16-2005, 02:40 AM
Need I explain?

http://img310.imageshack.us/img310/6565/cartoonvaccine0zd.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

P.S. Sorry for the size.

Jezrith
11-16-2005, 02:48 AM
Need I explain?


http://www.john-bauer.com/movies.rainman.jpg

Due to the amounts of Thimerasol found in your vaccine it is banned from production.

Figrix Voidstar
11-16-2005, 03:15 PM
http://www.nwhu.on.ca/images/Bathtub.gif

HOT WATER BURN BABY! HOT WATER BURN BABY! HOT WATER BURN BABY! AAAAAUUUGHGHGH




:D

Darius Black
11-16-2005, 05:06 PM
The obvious solution:

http://biomed.brown.edu/Courses/BI108/BI108_2003_Groups/Spinal_Cord/images/ice_cube.jpg

ngonzogo
11-17-2005, 04:53 AM
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a335/NoelG/images.jpg

"Yeeee-haaaww! Where's that ice cube?"

Khumash-Gor
11-17-2005, 05:58 AM
http://img350.imageshack.us/img350/9121/gasx6gr.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

el gone-o. for those of you who dont hablo espanyol thats spanish for "the gone-o"

Shadowcreep
11-17-2005, 07:21 AM
http://img387.imageshack.us/img387/9296/image52av.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

These guys will not be pleased with 60 pills a box.

Raybur Ravenloc
11-18-2005, 01:23 AM
sumo wrestlers KERPWNED by this guy..
http://www.cardboardcutout.net/sites/1/images/prod37/primary/medium/100439.jpg

ngonzogo
11-18-2005, 01:59 AM
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a335/NoelG/AustinPowers.jpg

I got my mojo back, baby. Yeaaahhh!

Snog
11-18-2005, 02:20 AM
http://www.eastman.ucl.ac.uk/climages/big/gumdisease2.jpg

British people = bad teeth

ngonzogo
11-18-2005, 05:41 AM
http://www.eastman.ucl.ac.uk/climages/big/gumdisease2.jpg

British people = bad teeth

No doubt but read the rules in the O.P.

Darius Black
11-18-2005, 04:47 PM
Curb smiley anyone? Better than going to the dentist with teeth like that...

http://www.sustainableseattle.org/Programs/SNIP/Photos/ComNET/folder.2005-02-10.0184360221/Curb%20Broken%203rd%20View.jpg

ngonzogo
11-18-2005, 06:33 PM
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a335/NoelG/jackhammer.jpg

"Concrete, schmoncrete."

subtitled, "Bastard told me it was a pogo stick."

Khumash-Gor
11-25-2005, 01:17 AM
the workers all call in sick and go fishing... no more construction...

http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/345/fishing6320008hv.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Spikey
11-25-2005, 01:28 AM
http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Jaws_close.gif

Jaws will make short work of them.

Khumash-Gor
11-25-2005, 01:41 AM
giant squid ftw

http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/3373/giantsquid7cx.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Aeakos
11-25-2005, 03:14 AM
The giant squid just got wasted:

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a87/aeakos/owned.jpg

Khumash-Gor
11-25-2005, 04:30 AM
that meteor is no match for the deathstar!

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/2627/deathstar7wp.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Gunther TheBlack
11-25-2005, 01:11 PM
giant squid ftw

http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/3373/giantsquid7cx.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Actually the giant squid is on the diet of that whale and is about to get eaten hehe

Rincewind01
11-25-2005, 01:13 PM
SO nothing can beat the deathstar??

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/164/darthpope7gj1zh.jpg

brutalbengt
11-25-2005, 01:24 PM
http://www.warnbro.org.au/blog/archives/the%20next%20pope.JPG
this pope pwns that pope!

Darius Black
11-25-2005, 04:38 PM
http://www.artshole.co.uk/arts/artists/Naomi%20Devil/manson.jpg

RavenLord
11-25-2005, 04:53 PM
What the hell is that thing?!?!
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d34/Crackler/gpara04.jpg
DIE YOU UGLY PIECE OF SHIATE
:p

Darius Black
11-25-2005, 05:08 PM
If it wasn't for the rest of the party and Cloud, Bahamut would have kicked Vincent's gothic little ass.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b316/realjibbajabba/Final%20Fantasy/bahamut4.jpg

Rincewind01
11-25-2005, 05:24 PM
The passion of Christ repels you
http://www.narrowpathbookstore.com/PRODUCTS/HOLY_WATER_BOTTLE_Lg.jpg

Khumash-Gor
11-25-2005, 06:29 PM
The power of christ is nothing compared to the power of Big Tobacco!

http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/4802/155892vcebw9xd.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

give in to your addictions

ngonzogo
11-25-2005, 06:33 PM
That dude would get sooo bitch-slapped:

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a335/NoelG/hindu_kali.jpg

Darius Black
11-25-2005, 08:56 PM
You think four arms is impressive?


Note: Don't ban me, the nipples are covered!

-nono pic! (Selena)

Khumash-Gor
11-25-2005, 09:44 PM
The chick with four tits is pwned by her demanding kids!

http://img354.imageshack.us/img354/181/fm14612pv.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

note: if in the event that the pic above gets removed

RavenLord
11-25-2005, 11:35 PM
http://www.mraceman.com/Humor/Pics/matador%20gets%20horn%20up%20crotch%20-%20nasty.jpg
Me pet will gladly do it....he needs practice..

Khumash-Gor
11-26-2005, 12:10 AM
got beef!!??

http://img330.imageshack.us/img330/7273/grilledsteak6lj.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

note: selena's newfound powers may be inflating her head ;p....

Rincewind01
11-26-2005, 12:23 AM
NOoooooooooooo0o0o0o0 the picture of the girl being milked is gone :'(

anyway

http://www.allfunpix.com/humor/pics/yodamilk.jpg

ngonzogo
11-26-2005, 01:04 AM
got beef!!??



Beef ftl. Fish is the real health food.

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a335/NoelG/fat_people.jpg

Khumash-Gor
11-26-2005, 01:08 AM
who said anything about being healthy!!!??? i want flavor and goodness and BEEF!

http://img459.imageshack.us/img459/2723/monsterthickburger9im.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

lol read this article about that burger... wowzors http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6498304/

ngonzogo
11-26-2005, 06:15 AM
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a335/NoelG/madcow.jpg

Rincewind01
11-27-2005, 01:20 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v176/jfbautista/subway_sandwich_sm.jpg

Darius Black
11-27-2005, 06:54 PM
She was just jealous. I mean, who wouldn't want four breasts?

Anyway. Sub, meet your worst enemy...

http://www.newyouexpo.com/2005seminars/jared.1.jpg

Khumash-Gor
11-27-2005, 09:08 PM
John would kick Jareds ass

http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/839/sixpackabsfitnessmadesimple8xa.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Khumash-Gor
11-30-2005, 03:59 AM
bump!

someone beat this skinny little prick!! im bored w/out the picture game! :D

Mordakai
11-30-2005, 05:09 AM
http://img499.imageshack.us/img499/7232/pic20755ap.jpg

Happy?
And yeah... I'm SURE he didnt take Gorilla Hormones or anything!

ngonzogo
11-30-2005, 05:38 AM
One of these ought to send him flying from one end of the room to the other.

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a335/NoelG/CAMVGDQD.jpg

Seether
11-30-2005, 06:32 AM
Are you aware of the D's rocket sauce? Just a little bit of rocket sauce and it's no contest.

Anyway, here's my new champion:
http://www.xenafan.com/army/arm01.gif
http://yuchtar.users4.50megs.com/Gallery/Bruce_aod.jpg

"Listen up you primative screwheads! This is my BOOMSTICK!!"

Khumash-Gor
11-30-2005, 08:14 AM
safty pin ftw

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/4057/saftypin244nn.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Carl
11-30-2005, 11:57 PM
i trump your safety pin with my...

http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/7585/magnet1ny.th.jpg (http://img129.imageshack.us/my.php?image=magnet1ny.jpg)

magnet!?

ngonzogo
12-01-2005, 02:31 AM
Just try to resist the pull of these Carebears.

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a335/NoelG/BearsBustingOut.jpg

RavenLord
12-01-2005, 09:31 PM
Damn...I couldn

Khumash-Gor
12-01-2005, 11:27 PM
this calls for a message of peace, equality, and understanding... who better than

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/219/65868pg.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Aeakos
12-07-2005, 03:31 AM
Owned...

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a87/aeakos/carnage2.jpg

CaptainPJ
12-07-2005, 04:21 AM
http://freemasonry.bcy.ca/anti-masonry/all_seeing_eye/sauron.jpg

Sabata
12-07-2005, 05:51 AM
http://www.members.aol.com/springdestiny/troll.gif

Gorgoroth
12-07-2005, 09:25 AM
ok, lets try to get back to how the game is supposed to be played. Please feel free to read the rules on page 1. Thus far Eminem is in the lead.

Khumash-Gor
12-07-2005, 09:49 AM
ok, lets try to get back to how the game is supposed to be played. Please feel free to read the rules on page 1. Thus far Eminem is in the lead.

i may be mistaken, but i took it that aeakos 'evil' looking thing was even more hatefull than eminem... and then lotr beat that... and sabata is a retard troll :D

so lotr is the pic to beat

DreadNaught
12-07-2005, 10:54 AM
you hug your mother with those hands?! ><
http://www.geocities.com/Augusta/1660/chainsaw.jpg

edit: to the guy beneath me...

ok, lets try to get back to how the game is supposed to be played. Please feel free to read the rules on page 1. Thus far Eminem is in the lead.
^^

but now...I'M IN ZEE LEAD! :D

beat me to it, gg. :)

Peacekeeper
12-07-2005, 10:55 AM
hiho neighbourino

http://www.jasonbennion.com/photos/albums/Misc/flanders.jpg

redirect the killers rage

losinglife
12-07-2005, 01:58 PM
http://perso.wanadoo.fr/kwik-e-simpsons/merchandising/produit/ventbart.gif

edit: had the homer with the chainsaw up .... i am slow this morning :p

Arden
12-07-2005, 07:37 PM
Are you aware of the D's rocket sauce? Just a little bit of rocket sauce and it's no contest.

Anyway, here's my new champion:
http://www.xenafan.com/army/arm01.gif
http://yuchtar.users4.50megs.com/Gallery/Bruce_aod.jpg

This thread was over here.

Spikey
12-07-2005, 09:57 PM
That's a wooden slingshot right?

http://electricocean.com/albums2/userpics/10319/La%20marcia%20degli%20Ent%20Barbalbero%2 0Grog%20oro%202003.jpg

The trees don't like that!

Raybur Ravenloc
12-08-2005, 12:29 AM
http://www.dragonsart.com/gallery/HighElfFireball2Thumb.jpg
pwnd by a grl

deer
12-08-2005, 02:32 AM
http://members.lycos.nl/superherochat/shutitbitch.jpg


Nothing says i love you like spousal abuse.

Sinical
12-08-2005, 03:13 AM
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00028A0RS.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Mr freeze.. yeah put fanatastic's ass on ice..

Shadowcreep
12-08-2005, 03:22 AM
Thaw!
http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/678/ice1zx.png (http://imageshack.us)

ngonzogo
12-08-2005, 06:43 AM
You just thought you "thaw" (a puddycat).

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a335/NoelG/tweety-pictures.jpg

losinglife
12-08-2005, 10:02 AM
watch out for the anvil lil birdy

http://home.nc.rr.com/tuco/looney/acme/acmeanvil2.jpg

Raybur Ravenloc
12-08-2005, 07:49 PM
lol, that NEVER ends well for Mr Coyote.
http://img415.imageshack.us/img415/5554/untitled3yp.jpg

Khumash-Gor
12-12-2005, 08:27 AM
you just need some real cartoon violence
http://img465.imageshack.us/img465/8241/itchyandscratchy3yg.gif (http://imageshack.us)

no more of that wimpy anvil crap

DreadNaught
12-12-2005, 03:50 PM
Well, my bad ass Dog ravages both Itchy and Scratchy.
http://www.schussman.com/images/53.jpg

Khumash-Gor
12-15-2005, 07:44 PM
fluffy ftw

http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/9398/fluffy5ng.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

the end is near

brutalbengt
12-15-2005, 08:06 PM
since he is fluffy, i bet he burns good
http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/1984/eskimofire7xr.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Raybur Ravenloc
12-15-2005, 08:28 PM
see that grill in the background?.. its gas
http://berks.extension.psu.edu/Images/gasGrill.gif
and somebody forgot to turn the valve off almost an hour ago....
http://unit.aist.go.jp/rces/image2.gif

paade
12-15-2005, 08:49 PM
Veni, vidi, vici

http://www.misterdonut.ph/powerpuff.jpg

oly
12-15-2005, 09:19 PM
Real Life Def Lock.
http://ruthlessreviews.com/pics5/bm2/bm9.jpg

Pheniox24
12-19-2005, 02:58 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v198/Pheniox/Insult/bunny-pancake.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v198/Pheniox/Insult/catscared.jpg
where do i collect my prize :)

Surly
12-19-2005, 03:11 AM
http://www.freedomworks.org/images/michigan/102904/web/DSC_0115%20copy.jpg

Ted Nugent eats bunnies, and cats.... (and babies)

HighOnLife-FA
12-19-2005, 07:44 AM
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/lopan2.jpg

Surly
12-19-2005, 08:26 AM
http://www.movieactors.com/freezeframes5/bigtrouble44.jpeg
C'mon, that one's obvious. Kurt Russell wtfpwns that dude.

Ancalagon the Black
12-19-2005, 10:35 AM
http://www.weht.net/pics/ralph1.jpg

pwned

Reigngod
12-19-2005, 11:03 AM
http://www.turtlewax.com/consumer/img/top4.jpg

Pwned Karate kid's time to pwn anyone else.

Wax on, Wax off

StandardAI
12-19-2005, 04:23 PM
Original Pictures
http://alexstram.com/albums/2005-01-03/IMG_0335.jpg
http://alexstram.com/albums/2005-01-03/IMG_0336.jpg


Edits:

http://img100.exs.cx/img100/347/moshgirleliantgorman2dm.jpg
http://www.linenoiz.com/pics/funny/skanking_godzilla.jpg
http://img81.exs.cx/img81/3325/breakin0rv.jpg

Nakir
12-19-2005, 04:56 PM
Janet > Big fat Kungfu Dancer

http://www.shira.net/Photos/janet.gif

Gorgoroth
01-04-2006, 11:51 PM
http://www.alwaysjustforfun.com/Hula+Girl%5B1%5D.jpg

Hot hula dancer much easier on the eyes

note: I had a better hula dancer pic, but sadly she wasnt wearing panties

Xinnro
01-05-2006, 12:01 AM
http://ps3world.canalblog.com/images/ME0000609097_2.jpg

Dante

From the PS3 DM4

Gorgoroth
01-05-2006, 12:13 AM
how does dante pwn hot hula dancer?

edit - spelling error

Raybur Ravenloc
01-05-2006, 01:45 AM
hmm, i could answer that, but it would be inappropriate..

anyway, hopefully these guys will arrive before he can do any 'pwn'ing....
http://www.krdotv.com/upload/denverpolicecar1.jpg

Gorgoroth
01-05-2006, 01:51 AM
Military, namely, the United States Marine Corps, pwn any law enforcement

http://www.checkpoint-online.ch/CheckPoint/Images/A-USMC-Artillerie.jpg

Sabrok
01-05-2006, 01:53 AM
ok my picture not working go on :/

Raybur Ravenloc
01-05-2006, 02:32 AM
hippies screw the military bigtime
http://www.rose-hulman.edu/~stapleta/Hippy%20Mady%20Oct%2002.jpg

Xinnro
01-05-2006, 02:32 AM
http://www.gamecritics.com/feature/preview/mgs2add/screen13.jpg

Hippies can't attack what they can't see!
Sneak up behind and knife!

Snake from MGS in his l33t Box.

Siriel
01-05-2006, 03:22 AM
http://www.cinemazone.dk/images/image5465.JPG
Some guys are just unsneakable ;)

Xinnro
01-05-2006, 03:29 AM
http://www.cinemazone.dk/images/image5465.JPG
Some guys are just unsneakable ;)
LOL. That was the greatest comeback ever (seriously)

That was a helluva good movie too


http://network.news.com.au/image/0,10114,5057981,00.jpg

Fear David Hasselhoff

Siriel
01-05-2006, 03:42 AM
i don't post that often but i just could'nt resist this one :p
.......i've been looking for freedom.... :rolleyes:

Klapton
01-05-2006, 04:26 AM
LOL. That was the greatest comeback ever (seriously)

That was a helluva good movie too


http://network.news.com.au/image/0,10114,5057981,00.jpg

Fear David Hasselhoff

http://images.art.com/images/-/Pamela-Anderson---Baywatch--C10101960.jpeg

She's got TWO floatation devices!

Achilles
01-05-2006, 04:48 AM
omg i loved this thread i wasted so i mean spent so many lovely hours here uhh i cant find a picture so just givin props to all of you lol

Raybur Ravenloc
01-05-2006, 05:21 AM
but i think you could probably pop those things with this:
http://www.cleavageonline.com/surgery.jpg
[read: fake]

ngonzogo
01-05-2006, 05:35 AM
If we're talking blades AND flotation devices....

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a335/NoelG/sithra-at-gateway.jpg

RavenLord
01-05-2006, 05:44 AM
the only good thing in Lineage2... :p
Otherwise it

paade
01-05-2006, 10:15 AM
http://www.metalpage.de/bigcover/1237.jpg

I think the coolness rating of this thread is now rised to a new level :)

(Iron Cross is a finnish band from the glorious 80's)

Surly
01-05-2006, 10:37 AM
http://www.cdk.ru/about/stratovarius.jpg
Stratovarius owns Iron Cross.

Siriel
01-05-2006, 05:46 PM
http://www.spacejunk.com.au/catalog/images/acefrehley.jpg
not that i like kiss but hey, they have ACTION FIGURES :D

Senisa
01-05-2006, 06:03 PM
Barbie > All other Action Figures

http://www.users.qwest.net/~eponine/frontbarbie.jpg

Jezrith
01-05-2006, 06:08 PM
not that i like kiss but hey, they have ACTION FIGURES :D

Bah! GWAR would kick the crap out KISS.

EDIT- And they would gang rape Barbie... so I guess I beat that one too.

http://www.totalproductionus.com/images/gwar_001.gif

Sabrok
01-05-2006, 06:26 PM
http://www.fox.com/idol2/media/images/simon.jpg

Simon Cowell says GWAR sucks!

Jezrith
01-05-2006, 06:35 PM
Simon Cowell says GWAR sucks!

That's only because Simon Cowell has smaller balls than a ken doll.

Yup, the pic proves it. Ken is more hung than Simon.
http://www.marysspidersweb.com/Page77_pict01416.jpeg

DreadNaught
01-05-2006, 07:19 PM
http://simonperry.org/images/Rowlan-Tower-Homemade-Flamethrower.jpg
This cazy bitch'll rectify that!

Siriel
01-05-2006, 08:05 PM
Bah! GWAR would kick the crap out KISS.



http://www.totalproductionus.com/images/gwar_001.gif
haha...those guys don't have action figures, they look like action figures :p

ngonzogo
01-06-2006, 01:06 AM
I need a judge's ruling. Where is this thread?

Surly
01-06-2006, 01:32 AM
Well, there have been worse infractions on the rules. Just count it, and bring back Gwar as the winner against the flamethrower.

Their Nitro Burning Funny Bong thrives on large flame.

Gloomrender
01-06-2006, 01:46 AM
Bah! GWAR would kick the crap out KISS.

EDIT- And they would gang rape Barbie... so I guess I beat that one too.

http://www.totalproductionus.com/images/gwar_001.gif

Damn, it must be hard to play a guitar with all that shit on you like that.

ngonzogo
01-07-2006, 03:57 PM
It took a while to figure out how to beat Gwar. But you want freakish space alien in wierd costume? I present .....

William Hung as ELVIS!!!!

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a335/NoelG/159282DIlh_w.jpg

losinglife
01-10-2006, 01:13 PM
http://puffergal.tripod.com/1998/pictures/220298e.jpg

hung is chinese right? well the nanjing massacre will take of him!... hope that wasnt his head ;)

Fenril
01-10-2006, 01:33 PM
http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/3366/singingcowboys9xz.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Froy
01-11-2006, 05:03 AM
Users/Cory/Desktop/World of Warcraft/Screenshots/Sc

Pwns every pic ever

Sry couldnt find the whole link

LeprechaunTFK
01-11-2006, 05:24 AM
No Gay cowboy can resist

http://www.fremenknights.com/albums/Angry-Ghandi/hamuhamusecks.jpg

TheHybrid
01-11-2006, 05:27 AM
According to Stephen Colbert, whatever it is that makes people go "Aww, isn't that CUTE!?!?!" is related to the thing that makes sex and drugs so awesome.

Just thought I'd give you your daily dose of Truthiness.

losinglife
01-11-2006, 06:16 AM
:edited... i figured since it didnt show anything it was cool.. my bad yo

i shall try again :D

Ravenwaves
01-11-2006, 06:27 AM
I think that falls under the type of picture thats.. not.. um.. allowed, and I.. er... move that you find some sort of replacement image, or no one will ever look at the thread again............. *shudder*

Dryball
01-11-2006, 06:29 AM
No nude sex pics retard. You'll just get the thread locked.


Foamy says, "COFFEEHOUSE PROPAGANDA NO MORE!!!"

http://www.illwillpress.com/coffeehouse.html

losinglife
01-11-2006, 06:38 AM
No Gay cowboy can resist

http://www.fremenknights.com/albums/Angry-Ghandi/hamuhamusecks.jpg


http://press.comedycentral.com/images/press/gallery/l/southpark/708_South_Park_Is_Gay_2.jpg

ok NOW there is ok gay men.. and NOW i feel sorry for the rodent.. fo real this time

Dryball
01-11-2006, 06:42 AM
Thank god you got rid of that crap.