The Beat the Picture Above You Game! WOOOT!!

[Dorundain]

Try shaving this:

http://img165.exs.cx/img165/2964/beard15be.jpg

[Shredder]

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/246/1083/1024/DSCF1446.jpg



Crush that guys head and the rock he skipped over somehow!

[Fossmo]

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/246/1083/1024/DSCF1446.jpg



Crush that guys head and the rock he skipped over somehow!The rock, as well as your picture, won't show up until you ind out the Image URL (using Quote) and open it up in your browser.

Anyhow:
http://img229.echo.cx/img229/8066/screenshot200501292247571mb.jpg
Frost Giant pwnz heroes!

[Filip]

Flamethrower > Frostgiant

http://www.45thdivision.org/Pictures/Photo_Gallery/reenacting_photos/flamethrower.jpg

[yamix]

That guy is screwed if he is shot in the tank of the flamethrower or shocked by lightning, luckily this baby does both
http://www.unreal-info.net/ut2004/images/lightninggun.jpg

[Ezekiel]

Frost Giant pwnz heroes!

dude.. If u can

[Jezrith]

[QUOTE=Ezekiel]
your lightning gun doesn

[yamix]

Electricity and fire just got nerfed

http://www.deskpicture.com/DPs/Nature/waveNo7_2.jpg

[Filip]

No wave can stop the Rockets!

http://www.josephashton.com/images/rocket_hawaii.jpg

[Goty]

Good response, Filip.

but...

Pwned by a far better show.

http://www.rugratonline.com/rmpinup.jpg

It's been years.

[Stark]

http://www.tvtome.com/images/shows/3/3/61-16851.jpg

Pwned by an even better show.

[Virtra]

Pwnd by best show on Nickelodeon evar!

http://www.tvtome.com/images/shows/5/7/25-431.jpg

[Fossmo]

Let's see what happens to that guy's already cracked head when it encounters mister hammer!
http://www.wisconsinmedicalsociety.org/health_news/yourdoctor/images/piggybank.jpg

[Sittingduck586]

Lightsaber pwns hammer!

http://img158.echo.cx/img158/2226/mylightsaber5dq.jpg

[Stark]

You need the force to go along with the lightsaber.

http://www.chinese-starwars.com/starwarsepisode3/charactors/004yoda003.jpg

[Khumash-Gor]

swamp owns yoda...

http://img39.echo.cx/img39/3954/60swamp14x202rk.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[Stark]

How so? Yoda lived in it for 20 years.

[Oiraeket]

Don't know how to post pics, so heres the link :

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/deadly_dragon/Raiden.png

Just try and beat him ^^

[Fossmo]

http://www.eriecoast.com/~talentagent/Tashev04.jpg
Man made out of rubber pwnz man who uses electricity.

PS. oiraeket, use [ IMG ]http://www.h.uh/whatever.jpg [/I MG ], just remove the spaces.

[Filip]

The man of rubber is stuffed in a case and shipped to Antarctica

http://www.can-arcoach.com/images/luggage.jpg

[Gil'Galad]

Sorry ...

http://www.manoir3portes.net/articles/pics/dcom/2004-10-23%2007-52-44-51.jpg

... but your ship is on fire.

[turbografx16]

phew...saved by those lovely men in the coast guard...

http://www.ocsbbs.com/featured_photo/Ship_on_fire.jpg

[Lamalas]

The oil barons raised their prices, you can't afford the fuel to get to land
http://www.ameinfo.com/images/news/7/2617-ball.jpg

[Fossmo]

Beards? Look at those clothes, and the oil. Could they be... yes, they're Arabs!!!
http://www.whitehousegiftshop.com/assets/images/WhiteHouseHalfStaff9112003_500x263s.jpg
Or are they Saudi-Arabians? If such is the case we'll have to think of something else...
Hewlett Packkard frop the endorsment deal and start endorsing this guy instead! In your face, Lamalas!
http://img58.echo.cx/img58/9393/intelcutspon0kw.png

Choose one of the pictures to beat, or if you're really leet,
beat two with one stick, you elitist prick!

[Lamalas]

Osama drops off his clothes at the white house,
http://www.randomperspective.com/images/thumbs/osamanaked.jpg

and leaves a little surpise with them:
http://www.trumanlibrary.org/hstpaper/85-7a.jpg

[Shredder]

http://img.gamespot.com/gamespot/images/boxshots/6/63576_pc.jpg

PWNed

[Lynus]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/ameda/CaptainPlanet.jpg

Captain Planet > Radiation

[Prezimonto]

This nintendo game beats the crap out of captain planet.
and btw, glad to be back, vacations are so nice.
http://img216.echo.cx/img216/2005/nes1hd.gif (http://www.imageshack.us)

[Sabrok]

Best... NES.... Game.... Ever....

http://www.thelegacy.de/pics/cover/Thumb/b/TNBurgerTime.jpg

[Lamalas]

One bite..... :D

http://sturgisrally.org/bt/pics/03/day%206/Fatboy.jpg

[Sittingduck586]

http://img153.echo.cx/img153/7180/ultraslimfastpowderchocolatefu.jpg

Slim fast that guy! :p

[Prezimonto]

Tyler Durden knows what to do with people's excess fat.
http://img141.echo.cx/img141/3666/tylerdurdenusesoap1pr.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[Darksoul_]

hope is lost...
http://users.skynet.be/fa109703/upload/savetehworld.jpg

[Goty]

Suicide is a SIN!

http://www.seejesuschrist.net/Angry-Jesus.jpg

Goddamn heathens!

Praise the Lawd.

[Stark]

Satan is my favorite fictional villain. He has neat-o superpowers.

http://www.cinematrix.hu/honlapok/southpark/img/dd.desk.satan.gif

[Prezimonto]

Who's you daddy Satan!
http://img157.echo.cx/img157/308/saddamsplg6dx.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[nilsy]

a good picture that has been used many times on forums

http://mercury.walagata.com/w/nilsy/wtf_lightning_640.jpg

[Virtra]

??? please read the first post before you post ya noob.

[Sabrok]

http://www.fatwillie.net/cpg/albums/userpics/10006/newbie.jpg

[Shredder]

http://www.neville1.com/stuff/wallpapers/Godfather.jpg

their sooo fucked!

[Lamalas]

NOBODY fucks with the law

http://www.tonyrogers.com/news/images/cartman_cop.jpg
RESPECT MY AUTHORITAAAAH

[Khumash-Gor]

Shut up cartman....

http://img186.echo.cx/img186/9128/22284w1ni.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

Kyle

[Brannoc]

Nude photos - however much you can't see (work that one out if you didn't see the photo) - won't fly here. Don't do it.

[Tonak]

http://www.geocities.com/rocking_gothic666/billbord2.JPG

spraypaint pwnzt billboards

[Prezimonto]

Nothing like a little Singapore justice to deal with a vandal.
http://img31.echo.cx/img31/3981/3695es2ud.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[Jebsta16]

http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/MMPH/247824_a.jpg

Cane this guy... i dare you

[Pojo]

This cowboy is going to trade your indians's land for "firewater"

https://secure10.worldaxxs.net/ssl.horsetales1.com/plugins/MivaMerchants/graphics/00000001/Cowboy

Cowboy (https://https://secure10.worldaxxs.net/ssl.horsetales1.com/plugins/MivaMerchants/graphics/00000001/Cowboy)

[nilsy]

virta: i have read the first post i just didnt interpret it the way u and apperntly most did but ill form myself in line and if creator of thread saz im wrong then i admit defeat
"beat the picture before u" "try to be alittle creative" i thought i did

ok ill almost cheat with my next picture one angry girlfriend that knows kung fu what can beat that
http://mercury.walagata.com/w/nilsy/Kungfu1.gif

btw i cant see ur picture pojo

[Ravenwaves]

http://www.pinkdiamonds.co.uk/images/diamond025pinkmedium240.JPG

Big freakin diamond pwns pissed off girlfriend

[Prezimonto]

The price tag on a Big Freakin Diamond Pwns you.
http://img34.echo.cx/img34/7986/pricetag5gg.png (http://www.imageshack.us)

[turbografx16]

This man will make that troublesome little bill disappear...

http://img144.echo.cx/img144/540/image506780x1mt.jpg

[Jezrith]

This man will make that troublesome little bill disappear...


Not if his hands are handcuffed behind his back, which the po-pos are apt to do to criminals....

http://www.tiggypig.com/acatalog/handcuffs.jpg

[the Akorn]

http://stun-ningsales.com/SpyStore/spystoreimages/lockpick/WKS.jpg
lockpicks

[Lamalas]

http://www.ostwholesale.co.uk/SGKD%20KEY%20SAFE.gif

Lockpick this

[Ravenwaves]

Now what am I gonna do?????????

http://img229.echo.cx/img229/5504/lockpwning7an.jpg


I'd dig around and look for it.... but the cafeteria was serving chili....
*sigh*


BTW Nilsy... the lightning in the bottle pic? It was indeed wrong. But I'm sure you've figured out the way the game is played by now :cool: object in the picture has to be able to defeat the item in picture before it.... just a recap to noobs of the picture game.

[Fossmo]

GAH! So easy... ...must... ...resist... ...SCISSORS!!!

http://www.joelnakamura.com/portfolio/primitive/images/28-lg.jpg
AFRICAN CHILI MONSTER!!!

[Prezimonto]

wtf?
am i missing this one?
paper and scissors i understand...but don't see how that beats losing a combination, and an the actual pic? I do not understand.

[Fossmo]

wtf?
am i missing this one?
paper and scissors i understand...but don't see how that beats losing a combination, and an the actual pic? I do not understand.Read the comment.I'd dig around and look for it.... but the cafeteria was serving chili....
*sigh*The note was pwned by chili, so chili monster pwns note!

[the Akorn]

but nothing pwns the intense hotness of a chilimonster like good oldfashioned
http://www.bobmeyers.com/images/TIDDenver/summerdinner/Film/Cookbook/oreg%20bread%201.jpg

[Ezekiel]

The loaf of bread is an easy target for...


http://66.119.197.193/~perlcoder/trick/fat.jpg


the fat man!

[Lamalas]

Too bad Billy Banks is this boy's new trainer

http://www.vhqonline.ca/sv1/images/md/9576.jpg

no more snacks for you!

[Jezrith]

Too bad Billy Banks is this boy's new trainer

Too bad Billy Banks can't hang with a real martial artist... even a dead martial artists.

http://www.mindconnection.com/images/martialarts/BruceLee_01.jpg

[Zahgurim]

Technologically advanced, pissed off, and fully armed predator from space pwns bruce lee
http://www-db.embl-heidelberg.de/jss/servlet/de.embl.bk.wwwTools.GroupLeftEMBL/argos/predator/pred1.gif

[Jezrith]

Technologically advanced, pissed off, and fully armed predator from space pwns bruce lee


bah... if a guy like Arnold can take him down, Bruce Lee should have had no problem with this guy. But I'll give it to you. And as I mentioned before Arnold owned the Predator...

http://images.art.com/images/PRODUCTS/large/10104000/10104031.jpg

[Sabrok]

http://www.bestsoftwareprice.com/images/Merriam%20Websters%20Dictionary%20Thesau rus%20v2.6.jpg

enough said

[Zahgurim]

And as I mentioned before Arnold owned the Predator...
Guess the "search thread" function is broken then. and note that i said fully armed, if i remember correctly, predator was without most of his equip when arnold beat him.

Anyway, a man is allways owned by his wife:http://www.enzogiobbe.com/celebs/Maria_Shriver.jpg

[the Akorn]

dictionaries won't help if you suffer from dyslectica (sp?) :(
http://www.spidanet.de/images/bilder/shcool.jpg

[Jezrith]

dictionaries won't help if you suffer from dyslectica (sp?) :(


Which as luck would have it... this picture would pwn Maria Schiver as well...

[Virtra]

deleted................................. ...

[Ravenwaves]

Thomas "Stonewall" Jackson, Virginia Military Institute Proffesor, Brigadier General
http://www.lausd.k12.ca.us/Belmont_HS/tkm/Pics/Stonewall%20Jackson%20pic/stonewall.gif

One of many to defeat dyslexia.

[Khumash-Gor]

haha civil war classic gets pwnd

http://img206.echo.cx/img206/6001/55830jornw6da.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

Mr. Jackson is a classic so he will suffer the fate that Arnie has bestowed upon him

[Ravenwaves]

huh.... the obvious Jackson pwnage was friendly fire..... but... oh well.


WARNING *WEAK STOMACHS SKIP THIS PICTURE*

Not even Arnie can protect himself from the rampant flesh eating viruses found in american Civil War field hospitals.

http://www.crsd.org/buildings/hs/academics/science/Fiedler/period2/febj3a/cassiefeet2.JPG
Nasty.

[Fossmo]

Anybody who's played Metal Gear Solid 2 [Sons of Liberty] knows that GW has some freakin' sweet anti-bodies!
http://homepages.ihug.com.au/~sandhu/b/bush-money.jpg

[Ravenwaves]

too easy. Middle School English Teacher.

http://img292.echo.cx/img292/4523/englishteacher4ts.jpg

[Fossmo]

too easy. Middle School English Teacher./startlaughing
You start laughing
/stoplaughing
You fail to stop laughing

[Lamalas]

Who needs an education

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/02/14/kanyewest_gallery__389x550.jpg

College dropout millionaire

[the Akorn]

http://www.alabamafurniture.com/assets/images/Money_wheelbarrow.gif
inflation :)

[Ravenwaves]

Alan Greenspan says it's recession time.

http://www.financialsense.com/resources/fed/images/greenspan.jpg

[Lamalas]

Recession or not,

You are not the money you have on the bank!!

http://69.72.190.105/weekend_game/images/durden11.jpg

[Lionhearted]

The blob eats Brad Pitt http://www.spacefem.com/blobs/blobnonanim3d.gif

[Fossmo]

http://www.woodus.com/den/gallery/graphics/dwm1gbc/monster/dracky.png

Drak uses SleepAll
Blob falls asleep
Drak is charging its attack
Blob is fast asleep
Drak is pumped!
Drak attacks!
104 HP is lost!
Blob was defeated!
Found a TinyMedal!
Found 54 GP!
Wow! Blob is up and talking!
Let Blob into your party?
(No)
Blob returns to the wilderness, where it commits suicide.

[Prezimonto]

I see your drak(which looks suspiciously like a crappily drawn Mong bat) and raise you by a Ratman.
http://img165.echo.cx/img165/1144/ratman6nb.gif (http://www.imageshack.us)

[Filip]

I see your rat and raise it with a...

http://www.crittercontrol.com/catalog/media/M326.JPG

so obvious...

[Lamalas]

That kind of trap means nothing to a veteran mouse

http://www.clp.co.za/character_profiles/characters/cartoon_network/NEW/Jerry.jpg

[Jezrith]

That kind of trap means nothing to a veteran mouse


Jerry might have been able to pull that wack shit on Tom, but he can't fuck with these kitties

http://english.people.com.cn/200407/20/images/0719_008.jpg

[Gorgoroth]

Poachers just say NO to wildlife

http://seiryu.or.tv/upcoming/Poacher-top.jpg

[Ezekiel]

http://georgiawildlife.dnr.state.ga.us/assets/images/110.jpg
the rangers take care of poachers

[Gorgoroth]

Force Recon pwns Rangers anyday

http://www.andgor.com/AA%20AndGor%20Images/FF_USMC_Force_Recon.jpg

[Khumash-Gor]

haha

http://img108.echo.cx/img108/1053/164321hmolw8rl.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

damn hippies

[Fossmo]

U.S. Presidents are great at killing hippies, and in that field the indisputable champion is without a doubt Richard Milhous Nixon!

http://www.nndb.com/people/110/000024038/richard-m-nixon-sm.jpg

[Gorgoroth]

Deep Throat for teh win

http://daily.greencine.com/archives/inside-deep-throat.jpg

[the Akorn]

what would this priest say if he knew about this filth?
http://www.morbid.demon.co.uk/priest-costume.jpg

[Virtra]

Nothing... this boy isn't just crying...
http://www.norfon.org/priest-boy.jpg

[Stark]

http://img168.echo.cx/img168/2928/popecry7et.jpg

The Pope shall shelter them.

[Ravenwaves]

http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/pix/popefuneralcasket_cp_742486.jpg

Not even His Holiness can put off this forever...

[turbografx16]

Something tells me the next pope will be lasting a lot longer...

http://www.jucaushii.ro/wallpapers/files/U-Z/Vampire_-_The_Masquerade/Vampire-TheMasquerade_01.jpg

[Gorgoroth]

Vampire es no problem for Van Helsing

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0002J1GRU.03.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[Prezimonto]

This movies is light years better than Van Helsing...and Howard teh Duck is a horrible movie.
http://img249.echo.cx/img249/8282/630018578801lzzzzzzz0sq.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[Gorgoroth]

Duckman pwns Howard any day

http://www.creighton.edu/~jduche/pix/duckwire.jpg

[Ezekiel]

duck hunting season is on...

http://www.worldclassexpeditions.com/argentina/don00.jpg



nice knowing you duckman!

[Stark]

Goodbye, hunter.
http://img140.echo.cx/img140/6416/deersrevenge8rg.jpg

[Lamalas]

Santa owns reindeer

http://www.physorg.com/newman/gfx/news/Santa-In-Sleigh.jpg

Ho Ho Ho :D

[Jezrith]

Santa owns reindeer Ho Ho Ho :D


http://www.dvd.net.au/movies/f/04019-3.jpg

Robot santa would kick that santa's ass any day.

HO! HO! HO! >=O

[Nadric]

Without Christmas, there can be no Santa, robot or otherwise.

http://www.americanpopularculture.com/assets/grinch.gif

It has been stoled!

[Jezrith]

Without Christmas, there can be no Santa, robot or otherwise.
It has been stoled!

The Chimney Sweep makes it hard to get down the chimney. I don't think that the sweep would be a good thing to slide down on.

http://www.wwnorton.com/nael/images/victorian/sweep.jpg

[Nadric]

http://jensencompany.com/images/blowoutsale/1800c_o_blowout.jpg

The gas burning fireplace says to chimeny sweep, "The unemployment line is two blocks down."

[Lamalas]

Female mechanic shrews up your gas pipe........women and technology ;)

http://xnet.rrc.mb.ca/rcharney/apprenticeship%20pictures/female%20apprentice%20setting%20up%20mix ing%20valve%20for%20tempered%20water.jpg

[[Guildless]Opium]

http://www.mrstott.com/files/Feudal_Europe.jpg

The feudal system says keep women at home where they belong!

[Nadric]

http://www.jhu.edu/feminist/events.gif

These feminists will nag your ears off until the feudal system is thrown out!

[Ravenwaves]

The ducking stool was a chair fixed to the end of a movable beam, in which shrewish offenders in England and American Puritan settlements were bound and ducked in water as a punishment and torture. The penalty was inflicted on scolds of both sexes, quarrelsome married couples being immersed tied back-to-back.
http://212.84.179.117/i/Ducking%20Stool.jpg

Your daily history lesson.... and one of the easiest ways to get a femenist back in the kitchen and to obey her husband.

[Lamalas]

I'd like to see the fellow that ties her to that chair

http://users.frii.com/suzannem/chakram/old_chakram_finger_Xena.jpg

[Nadric]

http://www.stevereeves.com/images/Hercules.jpg

Hercules > Xena

crushT.

[Lamalas]

Hercules was always being owned by Hera, no match against a god
http://www.mythweb.com/encyc/zooms/hera.gif

[[Guildless]Opium]

http://www.aviewoncities.com/img/rome/kveit0115p.jpg

What, no worshippers? Your religion is DEAD.

[yamix]

sure, you just need to find the right cult.
http://www.kade.ca/Pictures/JPGs/simple_cultist.jpg

[the Akorn]

Oh No! His robes couldnt handle washing, and now he cant play with the other cultists :(
http://www.authenticwardrobe.com/Wizards_Witches/druid.jpg

[Spades Felligan]

http://homepages.rootsweb.com/~sam/wight.jpg

Remember what happened to such types of people back in the Middle ages? :D

[Filip]

http://www.beyondthebakesale.com/images/illustrations/bksl_illus-rainclouds.gif

Raindrops are falling on their heads, lalala

[Ezekiel]

well if there are no clouds, how can it rain?

http://smerritt.com/photos/tahoe2/Jan%2018%202003/No-clouds.jpg

[Prezimonto]

I'm sure it's going to rain, this guy is plotting something.
http://img9.echo.cx/img9/8295/ras5rd.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[Nadric]

If there's one weakness all cartoon characters have, it's this:

http://www.auctionbytes.com/cab/abu/y203/m02/abu0089/images/fig2-eraser.jpg

Who needs super powers, or mad fighting skills when you've got the rubber?

[Prezimonto]

rubber? what rubber?
deforstation takes care of that nasty bit of anti-villainism.
http://img258.echo.cx/img258/4094/burn2tj.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[Nadric]

Arbour Day will save the...day!

http://www.neat.bc.ca/images/Arbourday%20photos/2003/images/NEAT%20arbour%20day%20jun%202003%20(19)_ JPG.jpg

Put your back into it granny.

[Imagination]

Ahem. I'd bet their moms will own them. All of them.

http://img39.echo.cx/img39/8841/malcolm46ba.th.jpg (http://img39.echo.cx/my.php?image=malcolm46ba.jpg)

Beware, the angry mother is a very strong force to be reckoned with!

[[Guildless]Opium]

http://www.ladies-drug-store.com/images/pills.jpg

Oops, I accidentily micked your angry mother with an rather large dose of sleeping pills!

[Lamalas]

A nice adrenaline shot from old Vincent VVVVega will get that mommy up and tripping

http://picnic.ciao.com/uk/62961.jpg

[Stark]

John Travolta is fighting aliens for the control of his body! Help him scientology!

http://img168.echo.cx/img168/5439/scientology13of.jpg

[Nadric]

Heretics! The Spanish Inquisition will take care of them!

http://www.journeywithjesus.net/Essays/spanish_inquisition_small.jpg

[Lamalas]

Another history lesson then, the Spanjards and their foolish little inquisition may have succeeded in many places, but they were kicked out of the Netherlands, hard. Led by none other then Willem of Orange :D

http://www.deloodsboot.nl/oranjenassau/images/troonkoningwillen1.jpg

[yamix]

Willem of Orange really should be more careful about picking his foes.
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/209442/2/Tangelo_Peeled.jpg

[Ravenwaves]

And how did William of Orange pay his soldiers you ask? With land deeds of course. The currency of choice among European nobles. Oh, and did I mention that this was for land in the "new world" (Virginia) that he did not in any way own?

http://archive.liveauctioneers.com/archive/121/0031_1_cat.jpg

[Nadric]

http://www.zippoclubitalia.it/immagini/zippo-ordinari.jpg

[Stark]

http://www.terrygoodkind.com/images/Terry1.jpg

Terry says fire is bad. Ban fire! RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!

[Lamalas]

And how did William of Orange pay his soldiers you ask? With land deeds of course. The currency of choice among European nobles. Oh, and did I mention that this was for land in the "new world" (Virginia) that he did not in any way own?

hehe yeah, trading was always a Dutch speciality

On the picture, Terry may be a badass, but I'd like to see him put this flame out:

Flame of Udun:
http://badgerherald.com/artsetc/2004/11/29/lotr_balrog_EA_400.jpg

[Blade]

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!!!!


http://www.warofthering.net/quintessential/decipher_cards/028_wielderoftheflame.jpg


Gandalf pwns Balrog!

[Ezekiel]

Gandalf will eventually die of old age, that

[Goty]

http://network.news.com.au/image/0,10114,5021178,00.jpg

Death pwned by reanimation!

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,15739502-13762,00.html?name=otherside

[Khumash-Gor]

owned by some girl... LOL

http://img291.echo.cx/img291/9365/wolfpelt7kt.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

dead dog lol

[Lamalas]

Cruella de Ville will take that fur if it pleases you, and also if it doens't :D

http://home.online.no/~kgroenn/disney/101/cruella5.gif

[Jax]

peta owns cruella. and... yea. propaganda ftw.
http://www.mikesjournal.com/PETA%20Lovers%20stunt.jpg

[Stark]

Yeah right, they're too sickly to vibrate, and that guy has a vagina.

http://www.americancandy.de/images/beef_jerky.jpg

[jesot]

not a picture, but Tom Cruise will pwn you! (http://mirror.randomfoo.net/memes/2005/06/Tom_Cruise_Kills_Oprah.mov)

[AnoXia]

not a picture, but Tom Cruise will pwn you! (http://mirror.randomfoo.net/memes/2005/06/Tom_Cruise_Kills_Oprah.mov)

Tom Cruise got owned (http://www.tampabays10.com/video/player.aspx?aid=18920&sid=15047&bw=hi)

Some english prankster TV Show. English guy spits on Tom Cruise.

[Gorgoroth]

Monty Python beats any british comedy act.

http://www.union.ic.ac.uk/scc/icsf/library/tragic/tragic_cards/monty%20python%20video.jpg

[yamix]

But you can't play the monty python card in Type II !

[AnoXia]

But you can't play the monty python card in Type II !
You forgot a picture. Besides:
http://mi.wizards.com/global/images/magic/general/counterspell.jpg

[turbografx16]

Its only a card game...and you know what happens to those when the fad is over...

http://www.campearth.org/campfire_photos.jpg

[[Guildless]Opium]

http://www.geocities.com/murderize/squirtle5.jpg

Pokemon transcends all fads! Squirtle here will put out that fire!

[Lamalas]

We all know lightning is "SUPER EFFECTIVE" against water pokemon: "Squirtle has Fainted" :D

http://www.spc.noaa.gov/faq/tornado/oswalt.jpg

[Ravenwaves]

get back to your roots
http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/9459/ebolt3kn.png

[Stark]

This bag of shit is better than the game you're playing:
http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/5247/bagoshit7xj.jpg

[Blade]

Your bags of shit have no chance when they are flushed down the toilet!!

http://www.plasticpipe.com.cn/pics/sanitary/sanitary.jpg

[Lamalas]

Toilet water comes up when it rains alot

http://www.creativepro.com/img/story/060403_fg1.jpg

[the Akorn]

sponge-houses pwnz rain!
http://www.realpagessites.com/aeheatingandairinc/images/page3d.jpg

edit: changed picture

[Gorgoroth]

Mold Pwns sponge house, especially artsy mold

http://www.raphaelk.co.uk/web%20pics/Spain/first/Beginnings%20of%20mold.jpg

[Saxon]

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/4341/mildewtopleftbot2fk.jpg

[Gorgoroth]

scrubbing bubbles are much better for cleaning pretty much anything than tilex

http://www.digitalartist.com/WEBART/logo/scrubbing.gif

They are so much better when you are in the official club

[[Guildless]Opium]

http://www.bio.davidson.edu/people/midorcas/GISclass/GISwebsites/maloney/landfill2.jpg

Your pitiful conventional household cleaners are no match for the dirtyness (sp?) of a landfill!

[Ezekiel]

http://www.ci.santa-cruz.ca.us/pw/graphics/landfill.JPG

The bulldozer always wins in the end

[Lamalas]

Bulldozers are just tanks without the weapons

http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/land/m1a1-tank-iny.jpg

[AnoXia]

Tanks are no much for whatever did this
http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/15812.JPG

[CownoseCat]

A nuke at 1/100,000,000th of a second.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v638/cownosecat/Anything/Edgerton4.jpg

[[Guildless]Opium]

http://melbourneprotests.bravehost.com/20march04/greenpeace.jpg

Those anti-nuclear protesters will really put the government on the spot.

[xuande]

This chupacabra Owns with anti-nuke protestors

http://www.uncoveror.com/chupa.jpg

Also known as the grizzly goat sucker

[Nadric]

http://www.texasbigfoot.com/bigfoot-lg.jpg

Bigfoot will poop all over that chupacabra. Then run over it in his monster truck.

[Lamalas]

Chewbacca is bigger and Hairier than Bigfoot
http://swg.stratics.com/content/lore/personas/images/chewbacca.gif

[Nadric]

But he doesn't have a monster truck!

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0000DHL9D.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

And without his hair, Chewwy is nothing!

[Bluemoon]

Shavers is owned by nair

http://www.churchdwight.com/Conprods/personal/images/nair-men.jpg

[Khumash-Gor]

el nerfio <-- spanish for: the nerf

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/2180/fda123251251mn.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)


ohhh sukzors

[Surly]

Ok, seriously... I wasn't going to post anything on this thread, but how the fuck can you led the FDA win? You people make me sick.

Anyway:
http://www.kengrimes.com/lp.jpg
The libertarian party destroys all government organizations.

[Avitus]

Ok, seriously... I wasn't going to post anything on this thread, but how the fuck can you led the FDA win? You people make me sick.

Anyway:
http://www.kengrimes.com/lp.jpg
The libertarian party destroys all government organizations.

ya too bad it only consists of you and Ted Nugent. And we all know 80's hair bands beat ted nugent and the libertarian party. http://www.xeni.net/images/boingboing/posed_01.jpg

[Khumash-Gor]

Cartman PWNS hippies and liberals !!

:mad: GOD DAMN HIppIES!! :mad:

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/5628/news9028we.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/7268/cphsheadtilt34cy.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[hekx]

Yeah well hippies get beat by! ... ah f**k it. =(

[Surly]

Libertarians aren't hippy liberals :P Reference: Ted Nugent... 'course he's more of an anarchist. Cartman gets pwnt by alien anal probes:
http://www.ecardecals.com/a_Cartman-Probe.gif
OMGH4X!

[Ankh]

Little do the aliens know the earthly viruses will wipe them all out !

http://web.uct.ac.za/depts/mmi/stannard/flu3c.gif

wTfpWnEd!

[Filip]

Hurah for immune systems that destroy virusses

http://nobelprize.org/medicine/educational/immunity/images/detail/fig15_killert.gif

[Surly]

Your immune system is rendered helpless by....
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2b/AdParody-anti-gaySlogan.png

[Khumash-Gor]

yay for nanobots!

http://img334.imageshack.us/img334/7922/concept19yb.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I like chocolate milk...

[Ankh]

Too bad my Electro Magnetic Pulse bomb shatters the puny bots.

http://storm_sector.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/emp_bomb.jpg

[Surly]

http://www.kengrimes.com/images/mt.jpg
Mediatemple destroys Tripod...

Hehehe, I know it's kinda cheeky, but your stupid host won't let you share images! So I win.

[Ezekiel]

sorry to say... but when the hacker gets into the mediatemple system, there will not be much left of it...

http://www.pixy.cz/pixylophone/obrazky/absolut-hacker.gif

[Ezekiel]

*Bump*

You

[Prezimonto]

The bane of computer nerds everywhere: a pretty girl.

http://img302.imageshack.us/img302/6185/divers052me.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Saiith]

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/8339/foodpyramidkh0zf.th.gif (http://img339.imageshack.us/my.php?image=foodpyramidkh0zf.gif)

Food, the bane of any pretty girl

[Buckk Dich]

http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/news/gifs/breaking/0811ton2.jpg

Man who weighed 1000 lbs and had to have a wall destroyed to get him to the hospitol.

I think he owns food.

[Prezimonto]

cholesterol, need i say more?
http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/7645/cholesterol1xo.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[Ravenwaves]

A walk-a-thon to raise cholesterol awareness... not to mention getting people off thier asses.


http://www.hssbv.org/images/2004%20Walkathon%20-%2006.JPG

Cholesterol sufficiently pwned.

[Gloomrender]

A walk-a-thon to raise cholesterol awareness... not to mention getting people off thier asses.


http://www.hssbv.org/images/2004%20Walkathon%20-%2006.JPG

Cholesterol sufficiently pwned.

Fast food owns your walking!

http://209.172.55.13/loc204/th_64c_41921lq6P_small.jpg

[Prezimonto]

too many hot dogs can lead to cancer...you wouldn't want to look as f'ed up as this dog would you?
http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/6235/ugliestdog3go.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Ezekiel]

The grim reaper owns Cancer

http://www.freewebs.com/morbid_lifeless/Grim%20reaper-black%20rose%20wrapped%20around%20cleave r.jpg

[Khumash-Gor]

the grim reaper has never had much luck with the Griffins

http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/3277/20000321familyguy7nc.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[LeprechaunTFK]

Stewies Ach nemesis

Broccoli

http://www.cffresh.com/fresh/broccoli.jpg

[Jezrith]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/lutchan/fondue.jpg

Melted cheese can make anything taste good.

[Figrix Voidstar]

unless it's toothpaste~

http://img358.imageshack.us/img358/3227/toothpastetube3io.gif

[Thalion]

http://www.owlnet.rice.edu/~fell/photos/renfest2002/centaur.JPG

Centaurs dont bruch their teeth :mad:

[Figrix Voidstar]

http://www.vetmed.vt.edu/centaur/images/banner.jpg

The Center for Animal Human Relationships (http://www.vetmed.vt.edu/centaur/service.htm) (CENTAUR) might have something to say about that!

Toothpaste still pwns all, even plaque.

[LeprechaunTFK]

Ever wonder where all the Centaurs went after Shadowbane got a new Flavour of the month?

http://www.purina.ca/products/alpo/images/bottomRight3.gif

[Khumash-Gor]

found this post on page 7!!!! wtf!!!

Apparently this guy doesn

[BU-TEST]

nice

:)

thanks

[Evill]

some ex-lax takes care of that!

http://www.manekineko.us/catalog/images/product/ExLax_Chocolate_Laxative48_enlarge.jpg

[Nuker]

The Killer Tomatoes attack:

http://groucho.typepad.com/ff/tomato1w-thumb.jpg


Victims of their merciless rampage; you can't stop them!
http://www.sdff.org/root/files/1318.jpg

wow some people do funny things

[Mrpickle]

some ex-lax takes care of that!

http://www.manekineko.us/catalog/images/product/ExLax_Chocolate_Laxative48_enlarge.jpg
http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/2551/35155bt.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[LeprechaunTFK]

http://www.newint.org/issue112/pics/updatep1.gif

keep that grit away from me bum

[Sage[GoD]]

The Badass To Beat All
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/RAYBB18/hulkhogan.jpg

...Nuff Said

[Dragor]

oh god ... and i thought everyone is clever and smart here ,,, no 1 gussed what is the most powerful thing in the world ..



they offend anyone .. they turn you crazy... they bitch alot.... they make u cry at sometimes ... they pwn everysingle emotion within you and make your heart stoned ..

they are who Wtf Pwn J00 Leet Talkers .. they are who all the pkers sworn to smash ...they are who all the world stood against them ...
















"drums"


















"drums"





































Ladies and gentelmen ... Welcome ... Theeeee
















The 1337 CAREBEARS TATA !!
"claps"

http://www.freewebs.com/widdlebabybrenny/CareBearsline.gif

[Alexandre]

http://www.newint.org/issue112/pics/updatep1.gif

keep that grit away from me bum

That may stop the big D but no astronaut can escape!


http://ly.lygo.com/ly/wired/wired/archive/13.08/images/FF_82_urine_f.jpg

[Surly]

http://www.poster.net/costner-kevin/costner-kevin-photo-kevin-costner-6200328.jpg
Ol' Costner will take care of that... mmmm, nummy num num

[Alexandre]

Don't forget.... I will always love you! Will you be my bodyguard!


http://www.askmen.com/imagesmusician/feb00/whitneyhouston/whitney_houston_151a.JPG

[Evill]

this guy will take care of her
http://www.nasta.ws/Iraq%20pictures%202004/burns%20the%20sniper.jpg

[Alexandre]

This is my rifle.... this is my doll?

http://www.dustcatchers.com/toys/sideshow/sideshow/ermey-box.jpg

[Evill]

and this is gumper pile!

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews9/full-metal-jacket/full-metal-jacket-PDVD_00901.jpg

[LeprechaunTFK]

Some soap in a sock will take care of that Jarhead

http://www.simplerthyme.com/store/cotton_soap_sock2.JPEG

[Ravenwaves]

Sometimes the mother of the thread has to come back and check on her baby

And as any woman can tell you, Body wash and a shower puff is much nicer than bar soap... and lasts longer too!
http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/2347/bodywash3sc.png

[Talraven [C*D]]

Body wash and a shower puff is much nicer than bar soap... and lasts longer too!

This guy last longer than yer body wash:

http://www.energyquest.ca.gov/story/images/chap05_energizer_bunny.jpg

[Jezrith]

']This guy last longer than yer body wash:

This is what rabits usually look like when I am done with them.... mmmmm dinner!

http://www.texasselectseasonings.com/images/jdusted_rabbit_06.gif

[Alexandre]

GG is pissed you missed him on that dinner plate!

http://www.adage.com/century/graphics/icon_giant.jpg

[Jezrith]

GG is pissed you missed him on that dinner plate!

http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/images/mn/MNBLUjolly.jpg

doh! broken img link...

[Evill]

some napalm with sort out his greens...
http://www.danshistory.com/napalm.jpg

[Alexandre]

What's your fire got now?

http://www.coindespetits.com/fetes/halloween/halloweenp5/fireman.gif

[Ezekiel]

you want Ice with that napalm?

http://blog.andreashalter.ch/uploads/media/011.jpg

[Mistereo]

Here is some salt for your ice.

http://www.health.state.ny.us/nysdoh/face/images/04ny002_figure2_491x353.jpg

[Alexandre]

This chick pwns your salt!

http://www.atticusbooks.com/images/books/paycock/morton.jpg

[Evill]

Acid rain would wtfpwn that umbrella and whatever is underneath...

http://www.cleartheair.org/images/cta/acidrain.gif

[Alexandre]

Behold! The heroes of the environment to stop the acid rain!

http://www.artichokedesign.com.au/logo/greenpeace.gif

[Hetzle]

http://www.swedin.net/Fun-Images/12.jpg
Nobody can beat Fluffy.

[Evill]

Unless he wanders in front of...

http://www.airx.com/old%20site/images/truck.jpg

[Hetzle]

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/3274/emo8vr.jpg
Pwned.

THERE IS NO POINT IN RESISTING, NOBODY CAN STOP THE EMO-O's!!!! :ninja:

[Alexandre]

Unless he wanders in front of...

http://www.airx.com/old%20site/images/truck.jpg


Then the driver of the truck realizes he ran over a destroyer of worlds

http://www.stonemonkeys.moonfruit.com/communities/004/005/095/222/images/4508542962.jpg

[Mistereo]

This is just in a dump truck driver was just arrested by the

http://www.cathappy.com/images/ASPCA%20CAT.gif

[LeprechaunTFK]

I love animals to

(bah not worried about shrinikng it.. monkey boy already killed the forum

http://www.fortliberty.org/patriotic-humor/patriotic-pictures/gods-creatures.jpg

[Alexandre]

lol monkey boy could not be shrunk, it had to be life size!

[Khumash-Gor]

animals are only good for human entertainment

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/2350/ownedcatshaved7pk.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

(sry if this is a repeat)

[Evill]

World largest bear trap will take care of him...

http://www.doe.mtu.edu/news/news_images/worlds_largest_bear_trap1.jpg

[Khumash-Gor]

forget the bear trap....

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/3241/44661in54w7eq.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

just kick it in the head!

[Mrpickle]

forget the bear trap....

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/3241/44661in54w7eq.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

just kick it in the head!
http://www.vh.org/adult/patient/neurosurgery/braininjury/images/edemabrain.gif
A brain edema will take care of bruce lee

[Mistereo]

http://www.vh.org/adult/patient/neurosurgery/braininjury/images/edemabrain.gif


A good doctor can fix that.

http://bensguide.gpo.gov/images/ben/ben_doctor.jpg

[Khumash-Gor]

but a bad dr. will make it worse....

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/8273/drphil4ce.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

ahhh daytime TV :eek:

[Ravenwaves]

Eeeew!!! Daytime TV??? you must be joking.
Dr. Phil, Soap Opera Drama, I get a lot more drama and self help from this during my days as a lonely housewife:


http://img400.imageshack.us/img400/630/untitled2cx.jpg

Instruction on how not to be a forum Noob & Flame wars, OR, How not to make my marriage suck & living vicariously through the extramarital affairs of fictional people.
which do you pick?

[Khumash-Gor]

this will cure your DF forum addiction whether you like it or not!

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/6458/03011vt.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

damn unreliable internet connections....

[LeprechaunTFK]

This little fella is on duty and ready to eridicate all forum shenanigans!



http://www.fremenknights.com/albums/Sigs-and-Avatars/banhamster1.jpg

[Evill]

uh oh!

http://www.bikersrights.com/general/images/roadkill.jpg

[Khumash-Gor]

education will win the day!

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/4772/lookbothways9cj.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

with this useful informaion the rodent can avoid disaster!

[klarrix]

whoops forget it.

[LeprechaunTFK]

Sweet baby jebus

Another life size one

[Faithless]

http://x28.xanga.com/01119066716a514303663/z10253152.jpg

[Khumash-Gor]

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/3685/roadkillcafe4oo.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

no unlucky critter shall go to waste!

[Gunther TheBlack]

Too bad it burned down

http://www.selwebsite.com/pages/images/burning_house1.jpg

[W I N]

W I N for teh win

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y208/ihithigher/dancinggir.gif

[Visage]

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/4821/jaha1pz.jpg

[Khumash-Gor]

you cant stick your head up your ass if you dont have a head...

http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/5808/headless1ty.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

btw read the thread concept before posting... newb ;)