The Beat the Picture Above You Game! WOOOT!!

[Shredder]

http://70.84.234.226/~wally/avatars/photos/fat_guy_150.jpg


... Do you think the fruit lasts a chance?

[Prezimonto]

Fine then my
this crane will take care of moving your fat man out of the way.
http://img93.echo.cx/img93/6517/finishedtowercraneforrobert4gi.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)


Shredder beat me to it...both trump so take your pick on which to follow up on.
lol
point of movie:
no food = old people get recycled for food.
oh yeah the Rainbow lorrikeet eats your fruit.
and in the future I'll try and expound on my my pictures a bit...they actually are relavent

[Shredder]

i beat you to the bunch edit in a new picture!

[Xytor]

How does Orc pwn Rambo?
Orcs are bigger, badder, stronger, have better armor, are scarier and make a sickening battle-yell.
Orcs Definately pwn Rambo, and everything else (except maybe a supernova)
RUUUUOOOOOORRAAHHH

[Khumash-Gor]

and this is what ill do...

http://img148.echo.cx/img148/3066/3453n0298db.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

melt it down!

[the Akorn]

http://gallery.maiman.net/albums/terragen/arctic.png
where will you get the heat?

[Khumash-Gor]

nuclear fusion in a glass all the power i need in your frozen desert

http://img83.echo.cx/img83/9294/20040618reactor3jd.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

sold at starbucks and participating k-marts

[Jezrith]

nuclear fusion in a glass all the power i need in your frozen desert




http://img233.exs.cx/img233/6102/moshowned7md.jpg


Mosh girl kicks over your glass, and then is ran over. The passenger is none to pleased...

Hah... a nested picture beating, my own picture beats itself.. top that!

Edit:
WTF... in line posting isn't working.... it keeps adding [/url] tag automagically

[Khumash-Gor]

Mosh girl kicks over your glass, and then is ran over. The passenger is none to pleased...

Hah... a nested picture beating, my own picture beats itself.. top that!



how does a retard beat a power source/ nuclear fusion?

[Xytor]

how does a retard beat a power source/ nuclear fusion?
You'd be surprised....

[Akill]

http://bblmedia.com/carandboat.jpg
yes... its a woman!

[Sabrok]

should have got a hummer, hummer pwns your boat...

http://www.lynchhummer.com/custom/v.red.20s.dring.700.jpg

[Khumash-Gor]

ohhh shouldnt have used those firestone tires....

http://img69.echo.cx/img69/6499/tire33ua.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

pop

[Goty]

Or..

Just lose the tires altogether.

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/308302/2/Tank_Tread.jpg

[Khumash-Gor]

... pwnd

http://img22.echo.cx/img22/6518/228976881czpebmph3mz.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

:D

[Jezrith]

how does a retard beat a power source/ nuclear fusion?


The tard doesn't... mosh girl kicked the glass over...duh! And then the tard pwned mosh girl.

[Ezekiel]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4a/CatD9Rdozer.jpeg
bulldozer getz rid of all that scrap metal crap

[the Akorn]

http://ew2.lysator.liu.se/pic/art/i/g/igg/risingdead.gif
oh no! your digging awakened a zombie!

[Akill]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000AQS18.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

meh she dosent just do vampires :P

[djief]

http://www.born-today.com/Today/pix/tyson_m.jpg

[Shredder]

The invincable ear of not being bitable-ness

http://www.researchmatters.harvard.edu/photos/649.jpg

Cant bite it off waht will you do?!

[the Akorn]

can it stand a lot of noise?

sprott.physics.wisc.edu/ fractals/chaos/NOISE.GIF

[Shredder]

It can with these handy dandy ear plugs!


http://www.goplanetgo.co.uk/images/products/322_large_image.jpg

[the Akorn]

http://www.reway.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/batcookie/recipes/chocyfudge/nearly%20melted%20small.jpg
mmmm, melted earplug...

[Shredder]

Lets see you melt anything in my new freezer!


http://www.caribebeach.com/kitchen/frige.jpg

[Xytor]

http://www.geo.mtu.edu/weather/aurora/images/sun/sun-flare.jpg
too hot to freeze

[Shredder]

http://pegasus.me.jhu.edu/~lpei/images/pei/ocean.jpg


Nothing stands agains the mighty power of the ocean!

[-DarkRaver-]

The invincable ear of not being bitable-ness


haha ^^
did you ever play munchkin shredder?

[Khumash-Gor]

your ocean is only good for making icebergs!

http://img251.echo.cx/img251/6323/iceberg1117wr.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

cool

[djief]

http://www.rickard.karoo.net/Pictures/mlrs.jpg

[the Akorn]

somebody screwed up the fuelsupplies. you got this instead.
http://el-campo-de-la-rhea-venezuela.org/images/Falcon%20sand%20dunes.JPG

[Shredder]

http://www.plasticknights.com/user/ARABIAN%20KNIGHT.JPG

The Arabian Knights rule the desert!!

[Goty]

Until they get bombed.

http://clinton-legacy.org/war10/imdf07102001143922a.jpg

Always seems to happen during lunch-time.

[Khumash-Gor]

youre not going to be dropping bombs anytime soon.

http://img245.echo.cx/img245/1729/6211fallendown3ge.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[Shredder]

http://www.theentertainmentbusiness.com/bob.jpg


Can he fix it?

Yes he can!

[myrath]

These guys were fixing (and breaking) things long before bob came along :P

http://www.marksbeefs.com/pictures/constructicons.jpg

[Ravenwaves]

Me Grimlock say Constructobutts pwned by Dinobots.

http://www.firsttvdrama.com/enterprise/images/transf2.jpg

[Khumash-Gor]

pwned by K-marts blue light special

http://img32.echo.cx/img32/390/dinobot1123346ze.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

get. in. my. box!

[Shredder]

PWNED by the distrocter of all toys!


http://www.geocities.com/EnchantedForest/Tower/9989/images/sid.jpg


SID!

[the Akorn]

http://www.miamisci.org/store/images/a173ab501cfce34883afc31a70e88f87.jpg
his braces were pwnt by a magnet

[Shredder]

http://www.laserexcellence.com/postcards/galaxy/kissme/dentist.jpg


That are fixed by the dentist!

[Ezekiel]

http://www.sfu.ca/retirees/2003/audrey.jpg


Audrey eats the dentist!

[Shredder]

http://www.ukquad.com/jumanji.JPG


In jumanji its all just part of the game....


and gets reverted back to normal at the end ;)

[Shredder]

i gues this means i win and nobody can beat my picture... YAY!

[Alaytes]

http://images.usatoday.com/life/gallery/carrey/Dumb.jpg

Know who's funnier than Williams?

[Goty]

Yes I do.

http://www.whatarerecords.com/artist/stephen_lynch/superhero/SL.SuperheroMini250.jpg

Stephen Lynch.

After his song, Hermaphrodite, I knew he was the funniest damned singer ever.

[Achilles]

I know who beats all after his return fro mthe grave none other than Haaru( Chris Farley from beverly hills ninja)




Sorry pic didint work ill try and find one

[Ravenwaves]

Posted for Achilles

http://woonae.co.kr/images/userdif/goods/01221940301.jpg

[Goty]

Owned.

http://members.aol.com/homerbart2/cocaine.jpg

If only Heidi had stayed..

[Akill]

http://www.northern.police.uk/images/drugsdog.jpg
no crack gets past this guy
booka!

[Gil'Galad]

http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/anim21.jpg

Getting owned ..

(I hope it's still in the policy)

[Goty]

http://www.atlanticcathospital.ca/resources/images/tour/7-spay.jpg

The vet knows how to take care of that.

Poor bastard's gonna miss the twig'n berries.

[Ezekiel]

The vet knows how to take care of that.



http://pydracor.shitrockerz.de/Desert%20Eagle%20o.%20Blitz.jpg
I know how to take care of the vet!

[Sabrok]

http://www.geocities.co.jp/Hollywood/9060/mtrx/mt8.jpg

He busts you in the act :(

[Prezimonto]

"...your gun says replica..."
"....my gun says desert eagle .50 cal..."
movie reference fer teh win
http://img194.echo.cx/img194/6914/101qk.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[Shredder]

He'lll take them all down anyway!



http://movies.apple.com/trailers/columbia/swat/images/swat_trailer_img.jpg

[Gil'Galad]

http://le.cos.free.fr/photo/GIGN/intervention.jpg

They will take him down .. GIGN .. you're done man.

[StainlessSteelRat]

"...your gun says replica..."
"....my gun says desert eagle .50 cal..."
GREAT movie reference fer teh win
http://img194.echo.cx/img194/6914/101qk.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

edited for accuracy

[Shredder]

http://hometown.aol.ca/xliljan17x/images/al%20pacino-%20scarface%20say%20hello%20to%20my%20li ttle%20friend.jpg



He will take them all out.

[Khumash-Gor]

the true killer

http://img103.echo.cx/img103/2973/32227ravuw9qm.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

lol got coke??

[the Akorn]

mabye a little bit sun could get rid of that nasty paleness?
http://gw.marketingden.com/planets/images/fullsize/thesun.jpg

[Prezimonto]

meh who needs the sun when you grow without it, and give off you own light.
http://img95.echo.cx/img95/5193/fluorescence69ew.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[Khumash-Gor]

your computer generated shrooms just got pwned

http://img151.echo.cx/img151/7784/10339w0np.gif (http://www.imageshack.us)

gl w/out this :ninja:

[Ezekiel]

You may delete my photoshop, but you

[Akill]

i hope your not running that in windows....

http://www.palindrom.agava.ru/images/intro/bsod.gif

oooops!

[Prezimonto]

who needs windows and graphical OS's.
If you can't do it in FORTRAN, do it in assembly language. If you can't do it in assembly language, it isn't worth doing.
http://img49.echo.cx/img49/1989/fortran6cj.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[Khumash-Gor]

youre not so 1337

http://img138.echo.cx/img138/4803/200211274dr.gif (http://www.imageshack.us)

eheh

[Prezimonto]

Bender's used binary to own you all at the dinner table when he found religion.
http://img116.echo.cx/img116/2170/futuramabender8ib.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
edit:
that's another of my favorite CAD cartoon's btw.

[Shredder]

youre not so 1337

http://img138.echo.cx/img138/4803/200211274dr.gif (http://www.imageshack.us)

... BEST COMIC Ever!
eheh



O BTW Bender gets owned by Prohabition

http://www.reuther.wayne.edu/faces/prohibition%20raid.jpg

[Darkmatter]

http://img10.echo.cx/img10/1033/inthestorepaying18jj.jpg

"... Remember your pin number ..damnit..!"

[Stark]

Storm troopers need target practice because they can't hit shit!

http://www.kimdutoit.com/ee/images/uploads/RR32WinSpec-1st4.jpg

[Darkmatter]

hahaha :) I loved that reply, good one. Though that target seems to have some decent hits in it.

Edit: then again.. maybe the stormies stood like 1 feet away while firing..

[HoE-Drenath]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/drenath/pancake3.jpg
I'm not reading the whole thread to see if that's been posted or not, if so... too bad.

[Stark]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/drenath/pancake3.jpg
I'm not reading the whole thread to see if that's been posted or not, if so... too bad.

Did you read the thead? At all?

[Ezekiel]

http://www.history.navy.mil/photos/images/h81000/h81481.jpg
This here ol

[Darkmatter]

http://www.lvrj.com/lvrj_home/2000/Jul-02-Sun-2000/photos/cannon.jpg

That cannon is harmless when you load it with clowns. Well. At least more harmless :)

[Blade]

http://img15.echo.cx/img15/2272/it5zm.jpg

Its not harmles if you load it with THIS clown!

[Shredder]

Wee to the CCG's


I cast this spell and burn all of Stephens Kings books!


http://www.wizards.com/global/images/magic/general/Book_Burning.jpg

(Im too lazy to change the caption so bear with me)

[Khumash-Gor]

calvin's 1337 reasoning/logic skills nerf the necessity of books and writen materials :D

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/6801/calvin9ac.gif (http://www.imageshack.us)

beware enlightend world for a monster has been released, and hes only in the sixth grade

[Athos]

Calvin has no power on the interest of todays youth. He's way too old school

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v441/Dillinger4/moshboy.jpg

[HoE-Drenath]

Did you read the thead? At all?
Did you read the caption under the picture? At all?

[Stark]

That's why I said "at all." Either the first or second page addressed the issue.

Here's how the game is played:
Someone posts a picture, a piece of paper for example. Then the next person must counter with that, say they use scissors. Then, the next person must beat that with something like a rock. Then we just keep going.

It's not about who has the funniest or best picture.

[HoE-Drenath]

And my point was that a bunny with a pancake on it's head is more powerful than god. It beats all, it's just that simple.

[Stark]

k.....


(10 characters, pfft)

[Khumash-Gor]

HoE-Drenath and Stark your argument gave me a great idea about how to nerf todays youth.... :D

http://img103.echo.cx/img103/8702/mormon3ez.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

hahaha thatll take all the fun out of... everything!

lol and btw hoe-drenath bunny w/pancake < god ;)

[HoE-Drenath]

Good pic but the bunny is definitely >*... I asked.

[Shredder]

Ther ewill be non more mormons after


http://www.christcenteredmall.com/stores/art/sallman/portrait-of-Jesus-zoom.jpg

Is reborn :)



(Edit: Had to change the pic because the girl i posted was not hotterthan yours :()

[Khumash-Gor]

lol thats too bad i had a good one to beat your porn star with... oh well

this is how real cristians act, non of that lovey dovey crap

http://img40.echo.cx/img40/1589/productimagephp0md.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

you know its true!!

[Shredder]

(God damnit i was really hoping someone would post the roman army to defeate jesus... lol... anyway)


http://personal.inet.fi/tiede/rooma/kuvat/toga.jpg

why wear a shirt when you have a toga?

[Gil'Galad]

What for when you can have ..

http://www.kashi.info.waseda.ac.jp/~yuichit/pic3.jpg

... an armor.

[Darkmatter]

Nice. However, that`s old.

http://www.defenselink.mil/news/Jul2004/2004072705b_72.jpg

These are the future.

[Khumash-Gor]

the military isnt very macho anymore....

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/3148/58939agifw4bi.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

lol in the navy in the navy

[Darkmatter]

Those guys may have colored uniforms..but

Sometimes, a regular tank just isnt enough.

http://img179.echo.cx/img179/1007/4020w0wv.jpg

[Akill]

http://events.clowningaround.com/images/Lookalike%20Photos/Austin%20Powers%20shagadelic.jpg

no one can pull off spaco dressin like austin powers

[Shredder]

Those colors wont last long after i wash them with...


http://www.vanessasgift.com/images/allPurposeGal.jpg

BLEACH!


(bleach also is poisanouse incase the lack of color doesnt kill them i could alwase shove it down their throught!)


(Edit: God Damn it Akill beat me to the punch... wait my solution works for Auston Power too!)

[Khumash-Gor]

damnit shredder didnt you read the tags!! its said gental cycle ONLY!!

http://img228.echo.cx/img228/2116/41washingmachines1ef.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

look at the mess youve made... LOL you think youd learn after the first 5 washers....

[Ezekiel]

busted washing machines ... haha... just try killing this one with bleach!

http://www.heritagefarmmuseum.com/images/mus_washing_machines_old.jpg

[-DarkRaver-]

Ther ewill be non more mormons after


http://www.christcenteredmall.com/stores/art/sallman/portrait-of-Jesus-zoom.jpg

Is reborn :)



(Edit: Had to change the pic because the girl i posted was not hotterthan yours :()

ROFL i didnt think you had it in you^^

Edit: sorry for no pic just had to say somethin :>

[Khumash-Gor]

Chicago learned the hard way. if its made of wood it will burn!

http://img190.echo.cx/img190/1494/chicagofire9hc.gif (http://www.imageshack.us)

somemores anyone?

[Shredder]

That would never have happoned if we just shot that fucking cow that started it ...

http://www.buckstix.com/images/Camels4.jpg


lol

[Shredder]

Those guys may have colored uniforms..but

Sometimes, a regular tank just isnt enough.

http://img179.echo.cx/img179/1007/4020w0wv.jpg

Last edited by Brannoc : Today at 04:33 PM.



dont ruin the cahin by editing your posts! :(

[Darkmatter]

That picture was there from the beginning. the link stopped working, so i had Brannoc help me exchange the url to a working one from imageshack. Dont be so quick to judge.

[the Akorn]

you'll find that this cow wont die easily
http://wow.stratics.com/content/features/art/tauren.jpg

[Stark]

Tauren make great beef jerky!
http://www.taquitos.net/dbimages13/JackLinks-HotSpicy.jpg

[Darkmatter]

Meat is a difficult thing to get hold of.. if you can`t see the darn thing.

http://img108.echo.cx/img108/3315/chpic3207re.jpg

[Stark]

Then how come I always see so much roadkill?

http://cardhouse.com/drcliff/studio/gallery/deer3.JPG

[Shredder]

Roadkill.... whats Roadkilll?
.... Whats a C.A.R?

http://www.mgm.com/mgm/images/box-dvd/1984-box_hires_dvd.jpg


None of that noncence exists.... you lie... that has never happoned!

[yamix]

That is when Rip your DVD via...

http://www.videohelp.com/sefy/images/Backup_-_DVD2one_-_Step_1b.png

[Shredder]

I dont understand how that beast 1984 at all but ill take your word for it and get the RIAA on your ass for copying (and downlaoding if you did) moveis and music on your computer!

http://www.diariaa.com/images/photo-RIAA-cops.jpg

[Alaytes]

http://www.sachsreport.com/napster%20p2p%20riaa%20mp3%20pirate.jpg

You can't win, RIAA...

[yamix]

Until he is distracted by his illegally downloaded version of...
http://img239.echo.cx/img239/5851/pong2fw.png

[Khumash-Gor]

if youre downloading pong... well youve got some problems to work out

http://img115.echo.cx/img115/1549/02148sb.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

you can get help

[Shredder]

NOT WHEN YOUR STUCK INSIDE THE MATRIX YOU CANT!@!!!



http://dev.gentoo.org/~spyderous/wallpaper/1030-matrix-1400.jpg

[yamix]

Sure he can! Megaman blew up the matrix! (found while searching for Matrix Dead lol >.<)
http://www.megaman.co.uk/gallery/albums/userpics/10004/41.jpg

[yamix]

oh no, Megaman was Unplugged!

http://www.art.net/~kiyotei/unplug.jpg

[Shredder]

Thats why he uses...........



http://www.math.montana.edu/frankw/ccp/CBL/voltage/batteries.gif



They jsut keep going and going!

[yamix]

nothing like water and a fighter jet to defeat your batteries!
http://www.vterrain.org/Water/HarmonyOcean.jpg

[Ravenwaves]

Army love beats air force!!!

http://img120.echo.cx/img120/2557/armylove7ua.th.jpg (http://img120.echo.cx/my.php?image=armylove7ua.jpg)

[Khumash-Gor]

not sure how much army love these guys contribute...

http://img220.echo.cx/img220/862/2miapowflag3nk.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

but i doubt its much ;) therefore your cute bunnies in a heart are nerfed

[Ravenwaves]

USMC TO THE RESCUE!!!! MARINE CORPS PWNS ALL OTHER BRANCHES OF THE ARMED FORCES!!!!!

http://www.campdoha.org/images/downloads/USMC%2002.jpg

[the Akorn]

Only the US armed forces. These are french.
http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/europe/9908/11/yugo.01/french.soldiers.jpg

[Khumash-Gor]

hmm... seems to me that the french kinda nerf themselves...

http://img216.echo.cx/img216/7889/french14ut.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

lol :D

[Prezimonto]

This Frechman wtfpwns with silliness.
http://img257.echo.cx/img257/8374/holygrail0549nu.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[Stark]

He wouldn't last long with the killer rabbit:
http://orangecow.org/pythonet/pics/killerab.jpg

[Shredder]

http://www.calvin.edu/academic/cas/gpa/postersgdr/stalin.jpg


Will not stand for that fury niceness.

[Stark]

Go Lenin!

http://biografieonline.it/img/bio/Lenin.jpg

[Ezekiel]

Lenin died as a result of a heart attack....die Lenin die!!!

http://www.theatre64.org.uk/Playlist/2000s/2003/Double-Bill/Photos/Dad-Heart-attack.jpg

[yamix]

Not to worry Mr. Lenin!
http://www.meteo.uni-bonn.de/deutsch/fachschaft/Bilder/defibrillator.jpg

[Ezekiel]

I have no idea what that is?? anyone?

[Prezimonto]

lol its hte shock paddles you see in cheesy movies that gets a heart going again.
and the defib. ain't gonna save you if you doctor is Buck.
http://img225.echo.cx/img225/6972/buck8nw.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[yamix]

What doctor?
http://city.hokkai.or.jp/~otomihsi/novel/gun/beretta.jpg

[Khumash-Gor]

hmm not gunna be shooting this gun anytime soon

http://img105.echo.cx/img105/5426/atrainwreck2ro.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

hmm yep not gunna happen

[Ravenwaves]

Gunsmith Cats are here to fix that sorry looking rifle

http://www.fut.es/~axpa/Imatges/varies/gunsmith/gun2.jpg

[Prezimonto]

3, 2, 1, let's go!
Cowboy Bebop = greatest anime ever.
And yes I truly believe that. The plot, character develpment, music, art, and pacing are all superb: better that 99.9% of RL or cartoon dramas. And the creators didn't let the series drag into crapulance for money. They told a wonderful story, and ended it at its peak. This show truly is the Led Zepplin of anime.
http://img149.echo.cx/img149/7822/258cowboybebop1ov.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[Ravenwaves]

Akira pwns Bebop.

http://web.pdx.edu/~fzal/Arch280-2004/04-Motion/Akira-SoundClip.jpg

[Shredder]

:ninja: http://www.arosnet.com/~abco/images/da2.jpg :ninja:


PWNes all cartoons! :ninja:

[Khumash-Gor]

i think that duster is an eraser... so im going to go with this

http://img251.echo.cx/img251/4296/penspilledink5le.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

fear the ink stain

[the Akorn]

what ink?
http://ase.tufts.edu/arted/images/BigBlackSquare.gif

[Ezekiel]

http://www.mcsplivens.com/lightbulb.jpg
Ding!

[Shredder]

We dont have electircal power in



http://www.cnn.com/US/9910/23/no.crack.babies/california.oakland.jpg !!!!!!!1

[Khumash-Gor]

no power is the least of california's worries...

http://img148.echo.cx/img148/5243/eq139gq.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

everyone knows that cali is going to fall into the ocean one of these days!

[Goty]

There can be no earthquakes...



http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/372025/2/Exploding_Planet.jpg




If there is no Earth.

[Khumash-Gor]

cheezy sifi movie ftw!!

http://img172.echo.cx/img172/1636/moviecovers1421414214earth23ht.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

anyone remember this from late nights on the sifi channel... anyone... no?... didnt think so...

[Ravenwaves]

Death to aliens

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000648WZ.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[Khumash-Gor]

calculus beats the crap out of those space jockeys

http://img89.echo.cx/img89/2879/calculuscomp9za.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

rofl!!

[Ravenwaves]

Japanese High School Students pwnzer calculus


http://www.homeworks.jp/mt/archives/photo2004/040209h.jpg

[yamix]

only in America...

http://www.granta.com/shop/product-file/53/howt1453/product.jpg
Do we learn how to bomb Nagasaki again if we really wanted to.

[Khumash-Gor]

why do mass destruction when mini will do

http://img153.echo.cx/img153/7905/117225puwtw5uz.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

precision targeting

[Filip]

SWAT

https://www.storesonline.com/members/690283/uploaded/flyswatter.jpg

That'll 'shock' him...

[Shredder]

lets see you squish this


http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~pw2t-mnwk/Album/Phuket/Elephant.gif


wit hthat punny racket.

[Prezimonto]

A break action double-barreled rifle or a bolt action repeating rifle are the traditional choices for the African big bore cartridges. A rifle for these big boomers should weigh at least 9.5 pounds in use, and 11 pounds is better, to help absorb some of the recoil. Barrels are usually 24" to 26" in length. The recoil of these cartridges is so severe that only the most experienced shooters should attempt them. Everyone else should pass on elephant and rhino hunting and use their powerful medium bore rifle on the world's bovines, should the opportunity to hunt them be presented.

Nothing like a side-by-side large calibar rifle to pwn that elephant.
http://img68.echo.cx/img68/485/246kl.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[yamix]

it be broken
https://www.benswenson.com/images/archive/brokenGun.jpg

[Jezrith]

Nothing like a side-by-side large calibar rifle to pwn that elephant.

http://infowars.safeshopper.com/images/bf0u4m45.jpg

Well if the anti-gun nuts have their way you won't be able to have that gun in the first place.

[Prezimonto]

don't remind me Jezrith...
lol yer talkin to a tha hick who did a research paper in high school on why concealed carry of firearms lowers violent crime rates. It didn't fly overly well, and this was before Columbine--liberal Nazi's. Fuck you and your slander too Michael Moore.

And for the record I'm a proud American who exercises his second ammendment rights. I love shooting, its a great sport and a great method of self defense. Most gun accidents are caused because people have no respect, less knoweldge about guns and gun safety. And they're too scared themselves to even think that maybe teaching thier children gun safety might be a viable option. Too bad I'm living in a liberal state.

and as a nod to all those who find makin guns an artform, or even make thier own re-loads: this get that gun workin again.
http://img13.echo.cx/img13/9261/gunsmithing3003vy.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[Prezimonto]

lol sorry jezrith, your link was broken so i didn't see your pic. Fortunatly, my pic still works: Fight The Man! Make your Own Guns!

[Khumash-Gor]

automated factories nerf the individual gun smiths :D

http://img104.echo.cx/img104/6567/sws21128hb.gif (http://www.imageshack.us)

leave it to mass production boys

Prezimonto its good to see people around who actually have personal beliefs and values... im so sick of the hippy duche bags flip flopping every 15 minutes :rolleyes:

[Shredder]

http://www.motorsportshalloffame.com/halloffame/1993/Henry_Ford_400.jpg


PWNes Mass production.

[Ezekiel]

http://www.carbuyingtips.com/pics/crash20.jpg
Guess Ford was PWND

[Ravenwaves]

It can always be worse... Look what that Ford owner had to look forward to when he got home from vacation.

http://www.cdnn.info/travel/hurricane_charley_250300.jpg

[Ezekiel]

http://www.seismo.unr.edu/ftp/pub/louie/class/100/kobe/house-wood+concr.gif
see what happenes when you build a house made out of wood... the CONCRETE house didn

[Shredder]

i have a solution to that!

http://www.centreregioncode.org/images/wreckingball.jpg

[Ezekiel]

had teh feeling next post would include this :)

[Filip]

That thing won't be any good when no one is operating it...

http://depts.washington.edu/pcls/images/Strike-saveourjobsbg.jpg

[Elemancer]

http://www.ocpathink.org/UpcomingEventsImages/Reagan.jpg

Owned by The Honorable Mr. Ronald Reagan

[Filip]

He won't be so quickly back in office after an attack of a real hitman...

http://www.aoqz76.dsl.pipex.com/Web%20Page%20Components/Wallpaper/Games/Hitman%202.jpg

EDIT: Sorry for the large size of the picture...

[Khumash-Gor]

the original badass gunslinger 4tw

http://img42.echo.cx/img42/880/28583ta.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

dont cross me

[Filip]

Oh what's this? Mr. Harmonica shoots faster than Mr. Badass gunslinger?

Paw Paw...

http://www.vafilm.com/1995/images/once_upon_a_time.gif

[Goty]

None of those gunslingers have anything on...

http://www.the-trades.com/hprice/Gunslinger.jpg

The Gunslinger.

pwned.

[yamix]

and exactly what do they have on my cruise missle?
http://www.armedforces.co.uk/navy/listings/navytomahawkb.jpg

[Shredder]

my anti-Ari jeep pwns it out of the sky!
'

http://www.strange-mecha.com/jsdf/jgsdf/93ssam.jpg

[yamix]

Too bad congress won't armor your jeeps.

http://www.nlgaming.com/games/2010/mp_new_terrorist_rpg3.jpg

[Jezrith]

Too bad congress won't armor your jeeps.


Too bad the don't ask don't tell policy is in effect, your "soldier" missed the target due to distracting thoughts of hot man-love by these two.

http://www.tgsrm.org/images/Gay%20Men.jpg

Edit: And no... you don't want to know what I had to do to find this picture... 3 showers later and I still don't feel clean.

[Khumash-Gor]

homosexuality is just a fad...kinda like bottled water

http://img216.echo.cx/img216/4185/snowman200571fz.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

and the gay army posts are getting old btw...

[Jezrith]

homosexuality is just a fad...kinda like bottled water

Too easy...

http://www.pearlstudios.com/images/Blowtorch.JPG


and the gay army posts are getting old btw...


Not as old as the Ice vs. Fire paradigm...

Edit: and to be technical... the last series was the gay navy thing... Get your branches straight son... lol =)

[yamix]

unfortunately Mr. Torch is wtfowned by... SHREDDER!

http://www.upperdeckentertainment.com/tmnt/images/gallery/shredder.gif

[Stark]

Who is wtfowned by TMNT!

http://web.syr.edu/~wwmecum/tmnt.jpg

[Fossmo]

The giant Asian lady fingers the Turtles and then makes turtle soup out of them!
http://www.gokuta.com/images/not-turtle-soup.jpg

[Ravenwaves]

Oh no, what's the poor asian lady going to do when she sees the sexy and ever so edible frog legs?

http://www.archcarving.com/Pattern%20Making/Frog_legs_2003.jpg

Yummy yummy yummy, I've got frogs in my tummy.

[Alliziz]

The facist hippo, Dolph, will crush anything and everything with his bassballbat! including that little poor frog!
http://www.darkandlight.dk/images/dolph.jpg

[Ezekiel]

http://wiredpixie.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/hippo.JPG
this particular hippo has no saying against poor listeners

[Khumash-Gor]

just give those poor listeners a hearing aid... thatll fix it

http://img187.echo.cx/img187/2789/hearingaidupto100ts23280sh.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

not too loud now or youll dmg your hearing?? >< doh

[Filip]

Not too loud? oh sorry...

http://www.securityequipment.nl/b_5516.jpg


ps: hehe, Khumash, this one was too easy...

[Shredder]

umm your pictures not their but im guessing its something loud... but wut will it do in this...


http://www.musc.edu/cando/semp98/show/sousa3/sld002.jpeg

[Khumash-Gor]

bet your "sound proof room" isnt good enough to keep out a sonic boom...

http://img138.echo.cx/img138/1091/f14319co.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[ lol its beat the picture above... not anticipate the attack! ;) ]

[Shredder]

WEll ok, that plain is going down!


http://www5e.biglobe.ne.jp/~vandy-1/web_040911-N-0989T-066.jpg

[Fossmo]

WEll ok, that plain is going down!Wouldn't you need something that would defeat a sonic boom? Like a rock Pok

[Shredder]

btu the missile will sink that boat.



http://photos1.blogger.com/img/143/1570/320/Pendleton_Sinking_Ship.jpg



P.S. that missle was shot into the air buddy :D

[Khumash-Gor]

ill take care of both your boats....

http://img8.echo.cx/img8/5589/torpedo0xg.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

torps away!!

[Gil'Galad]

No use against ...

http://www.netmarine.net/bat/be/chacal/ancien01.jpg


... contre-torpilleur (anti-torps boat)

[Shredder]

http://www.areyougame.com/images/items/HB4730.jpg


I SUNK YOUR BATTLESHIP!

[Jezrith]

I SUNK YOUR BATTLESHIP!

http://www.timewarptoys.com/twister.jpg

Twister is soooo much cooler than battle ship. And yes, cooler means its pwned... cause everyone else wants to play twister not your piddly Battleship.

[Shredder]

wh othe hell plays games like twister when we have


http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0002H0EO8.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Now, :)

[Ezekiel]

Why watch telie when you can enjoy the great outdoors?
http://www.bonjourquebec.com/photos/vacances/nature_tq_002988_g.jpg

[Khumash-Gor]

the evil woodland creatures nerf the great outdoors

http://img156.echo.cx/img156/5493/4986w9tj.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

:eek:

[Shredder]

http://www.epa.gov/owow/wetlands/vital/epa_media/hunters.jpg

They are so going to kill that bird thing.

[Fossmo]

http://www.worldmkting.com/images/Hunter_in_Blind.jpgHey, are those two reindeer standin' out there?

[Shredder]

http://www.sporteyes.com/bush150842.jpg


PWNes bad vision!


Edit: Ehh sorry its so big :(

[Khumash-Gor]

GEEZE does there have to be a catch to everything!!!?

http://img89.echo.cx/img89/5504/bushhoax3f1oj.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

gosh dangit!

[yamix]

"Hey Sarge, look! I think I see a flashbang!"
"I see it too!"
http://www.airsoftscotland.com/acatalog/flashbang.jpg
"I don't see anything! (at all)"

[Ezekiel]

It

[Khumash-Gor]

bruce willis sex appeal is nerfed by male pattern baldness...

http://www.commercemarketplace.com/shops/exechair/bald.gif

sucks for you....

[Shredder]

http://www.medicalhairrestoration.com/images/hairloss_alt_01.jpg

[Fossmo]

People, people! If you need a smaller picture, right-click, Save target as..., modify the image and host it at ImageShack (http://www.imageshack.us)!

http://www.rael.org/int/common_resources/eloha.jpg
When the Elohim come, you can have do-it-yourself hair transplant kits, and the Rogaine peoplew will go out of business!

[Darkmatter]

Oh please, just get a wig. Like this guy. Look how happy he is! It can be YOU I tell you! :)


http://img5.echo.cx/img5/8356/megahugeafro8vm.jpg

[Khumash-Gor]

hair/wigs nerfed

http://www.msstate.edu/dept/biosciences/fish.jpg

:eek:

[Ezekiel]

Here fishy fishy fishy

http://www.sillylily.com/images/tackelpart2.JPG

[Shredder]

http://www.gothamist.com/ask/images/scissors-thumb.jpg


Snip Snip... lets see you use those now!

[Fossmo]

http://www.gothamist.com/ask/images/scissors-thumb.jpg


Snip Snip... lets see you use those now!Good god, it's just... ...it's just too easy! Must... ...resist...

ArrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrMAGNET!
http://store.miniscience.com/graphics/00000001/Horseshoe%20Magnet%20Set-tn.jpg

[Filip]

Blah, your puny earth magnets can't match MAGNETO'S powers

http://www.super-herois.com.br/magneto.gif

Neutralized

[yamix]

Magneto is nothing if the magnetic fields of the atoms are randomly alligned!
http://theory.uwinnipeg.ca/mod_tech/img150.gif

[Shredder]

http://www.norborg.com/bilete2/x-men.jpg

could so kick magnitoes ass!

[Deleted]

Actually Wolfie could never beat magneto. Only in bad episodes where Magneto has braindamage or something...

Claws made of metal= nerfed

[Fossmo]

Actually Wolfie could never beat magneto. Only in bad episodes where Magneto has braindamage or something...

Claws made of metal= nerfedNo, Magneto is totally nerfed by the randomly aligned magnetic fields.
Besides, it depends on what metal Wolverine's claws are made up of. Not all that many metals are magntic, y'know. Mostly just iron and cobalt.
http://img262.echo.cx/img262/6337/mewtwo7yu.jpg
Mewtwo owns Wolverine, as Wolverine is a fighting type character.

[StainlessSteelRat]

No, Magneto is totally nerfed by the randomly aligned magnetic fields.
Besides, it depends on what metal Wolverine's claws are made up of. Not all that many metals are magntic, y'know. Mostly just iron and cobalt.
http://img262.echo.cx/img262/6337/mewtwo7yu.jpg
Mewtwo owns Wolverine, as Wolverine is a fighting type character.

Uh duh! Didn't you watch the movies?

His claws and skeleton are titanium and Magneto > Wolverine. ;)

http://www.dimensional.com/~bkelly/bgpage/

I can't do images (noob) so here's a link.

Magneto = pwned.

[Filip]

Gumball gets owned by sharp objects

http://www.colpaert-ceramic.be/producten/fotos/MVC-293F.JPG

ps: I don't see how a gumball could own magneto, though o_O.
pps: Fossmo, you can make every metal magnetic by holding a magnet next to them, some are just easier than others, like Iron. The hard ones, however stay magnets, once they are magnetic...

[Fossmo]

Uh duh! Didn't you watch the movies?

His claws and skeleton are titanium and Magneto > Wolverine. ;)

http://www.dimensional.com/~bkelly/bgpage/

I can't do images (noob) so here's a link.

Magneto = pwned.If the magnetic fields are randomly aligend then his magnetic powers are useless.

Oh, and I don't lknow what those movies have taught you, but Titanium is hardly magnetic, and I think only certain isotopes are magnetic.

[StainlessSteelRat]

If the magnetic fields are randomly aligend then his magnetic powers are useless.

Oh, and I don't lknow what those movies have taught you, but Titanium is hardly magnetic, and I think only certain isotopes are magnetic.

Well, they didn't teach me anything. It's a cartoon made into a movie......

Magneto rips ol' Wolfy a new one in the movie was my point. Whether Titanium is actually magnetic or not is irrelevant as, if my memory serves me, Magneto was successful against Wofly in both the original 'new' x-men series as well as the movie. So, since someone else made up his power, he can decide exactly how it works and whether the actual metals need to be magnetized in order to respond to the will of Magneto. ;)

Bubble beats Magneto, he is a weak old man w/o his powers and he can't use them in a bubble.

BTW - how do you know his powers don't simply re-align the magnetic fields?

[Fossmo]

BTW - how do you know his powers don't simply re-align the magnetic fields?Because, uhm... BECAUSE!
http://www.super-herois.com.br/magneto.gif
Magneto owns your sharp objects!
No? Oh, alright...
http://athens.arch.ox.ac.uk/schoolarch/institute/skeleton.gif
Sharp objects are useless against skeletons!

[Shredder]

http://oz.irtc.org/ftp/pub/stills/1996-10-31/death.jpg

he must have owned you if your a skelly :-P

[Filip]

Peter owns Death.

http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/cms/2004/realguide_162x198/tvc_familyguy_peter_tall.5173204.jpg

ps: Wolverines claws and rest of it's body are not made of titanium, but a fictional metal called adamantium, or something like that, which would be the strongest material on the face of earth, like I said, FICTIONAL.

[Shredder]

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/58/1251/640/Homer%20simpson%20beer%20guide.jpg

Classic humor for the win.

[the Akorn]

why sing about beer when you can have...
http://www.fosters.com.au/wine/images/home_wine_image.jpg

[StainlessSteelRat]

ps: Wolverines claws and rest of it's body are not made of titanium, but a fictional metal called adamantium, or something like that, which would be the strongest material on the face of earth, like I said, FICTIONAL.

oops! yeah, i think that's right. It's been awhile.....

/end hijack ;)

[Unknewn]

GL of GoD

Arent you EB? this is getting nerves, I know you wanna play with us but....

[Ezekiel]

Once my Sledge Hammer breaks the glass, there won

[Filip]

Sorry, but I'll be needing that wood of your sledgehammer for my stove...

http://www.janus-kachel.nl/images/janus-kachel-6.jpg

[Kageru]

Did you just ask him to put his wood in your stove?

[Fossmo]

Did you just ask him to put his wood in your stove?Maybe he's Swedish?
Although for it to really be naughty he'd have to use the word oven.

What good is a stove at 0 Kelvin?
http://img261.echo.cx/img261/365/0kelvin4bi.png

[Elemancer]

Law of Conservation of Mass quickly disperses your crack-pot physics


http://www.chem.ufl.edu/~chm2040/Images/Chapter/Chap_2/c2f2.gif

[Fossmo]

Law of Conservation of Mass quickly disperses your crack-pot physicsDAMNIT, NOT AGAIN!!! This happens like every time I use my Kelvin card...

[Virtra]

Uh duh! Didn't you watch the movies?

His claws and skeleton are titanium and Magneto > Wolverine. ;)

http://www.dimensional.com/~bkelly/bgpage/

I can't do images (noob) so here's a link.

Magneto = pwned.Titanium??? how could no one catch this? His claws are made of Adamantium (a mythological/fictional metal)... geez...

As for your puny Law of Conservation of Mass... You are now entering...

http://www.inhi-fi.com/robots/01/tzone4.jpg

[the Akorn]

twilight? nono, its day!
http://www.tropical-island.de/CPT%20Camps%20Bay%20beach%20with%20Twelv e%20Apostles%20mountains%20in%20the%20mo rning%20b.jpg

[Shredder]

How can you tell in the


http://www.strategyplanet.com/warzone2100/eyecandy/fmv/Nuclear%20Winter.jpg

Nuclear winter!

[yamix]

I stop this tragic nuclear winter with
http://www.young-sounds.com/Images/My%20Amazing%20Time%20Machine.jpg

[Filip]

EDIT: Hadn't seen there had been already a post for the nuclear winter...

Crap, seems your time machine has taken us back a little bit too far..

http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v415/n6875/images/415971a-f1.0.jpg

Titanium??? how could no one catch this? His claws are made of Adamantium (a mythological/fictional metal)... geez...

Apparently someone did know it wasn't titanium and had already said this, if only you had read the other posts as well before making that statement ;).

ps: Wolverines claws and rest of it's body are not made of titanium, but a fictional metal called adamantium, or something like that, which would be the strongest material on the face of earth, like I said, FICTIONAL.

[Jezrith]

I stop this tragic nuclear winter with


Unfortunately you forgot to plug in your Time Machine... it no go no where
http://www.muenchnerphilharmoniker.de/online/images/e-card/_notes/unplugged.gif

[Shredder]

(who needs a plug when you have nuclear bombs.. o wait no nukes.. thats cheating?... well then)


Who need a plug whe nyou have an..

http://www.chemie.uni-greifswald.de/~analytik/Images/Images/Electrochemical%20Cell.jpg

ELECTROCHEMICAL CELL!

[yamix]

But that can't match
http://www.petratherm.com.au/hotrock/schematic.jpg

[the Akorn]

no need for electricity when you can use good ol' fashioned steam!
http://www.history.rochester.edu/steam/thurston/1878/f121p363.gif

[Stark]

Transformers > all technology

http://www.ytmnd.com/site_data//60000/60792/image.gif

http://transformersrave.ytmnd.com/

[Shredder]

http://www.peterhager.com/gallery/plat6.jpg

PWNed into parts.

[Ravenwaves]

Idle parts lying around our environment? pwned by earth activist/recycling nazis!

http://www.umich.edu/~gs265/society/image5BI.JPG

[turbografx16]

Palpatine pwns activists just as he does rebel scum!!

http://mellody.co.za/michaela/palpatine/gallery/emperor11.jpg

[turbografx16]

But then again senator Lieberman pwns Palpatine in one of his anti-violence in movies/video games fits!!!
http://www.theforce.net/humor/pics/palpatine_lieberman.jpg

[yamix]

But then again senator Lieberman pwns Palpatine in one of his anti-violence in movies/video games fits!!!
http://www.theforce.net/humor/pics/palpatine_lieberman.jpg
Anyone else see an eerie resemblance in the two? That's... just... freaky......

[Fossmo]

http://img277.echo.cx/img277/7652/0906041fv.jpg
Cheney pwned Lieberman in 2000 (sort of).

[Shredder]

Mr. Dick over there is Pwned By BUSH!

http://www.kevincannon.org/portfolio/nyo-nuclear-bush.jpg

[Ezekiel]

http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/africa/9808/22/air.strikes.follow/link.bin.laden.jpg


Osama laughs at Bush, for Bush will never get him

[Filip]

Haha, but who laughs last when Osama runs around without beard, mocked by it's own people...

http://www.torquato.de/pic/pkat_102497_102497.jpg

pwned by razors...

[Ezekiel]

http://www.owlfish.com/weblog/2004/03/rock-on-beach-small.jpg
I crush your razor with a rock!