The Beat the Picture Above You Game! WOOOT!!

[Alaytes]

http://isurvived.org/Pictures_Isurvived/Book-burning.gif

Nazis pwn books, even the necronminion

[myrath]

oo quick quick! Put it out!

http://www.nesec.org/hazards/images/fire_plane.jpg

[Gamelore]

Add more gasoline...
http://users.cwnet.com/luke/zoolander2.jpg

[Stark]

Be careful when playing with fire, kids.

http://www.strawserart.com/shooflypie/images/giftshop%20pics/sfp%20match%20books.jpg

[B-Prime]

You have made a grave mistake by challenging a goon to a picture thread. My files are beyond any of you.
http://img234.exs.cx/img234/2782/alteredpoolbaby9oy.jpg
Thanks to ImageShack for Free Image Hosting (http://www.imageshack.us)

[Gamelore]

I want my baby back baby baby back baby back
http://users.cwnet.com/luke/taboo2.jpg

[Kmac]

Oh my god Gamelord. That is disgusting. For some odd reason, I'm not surprised that someone was sick enough to manipulate a pic into that.

I am even less surprised that someone would post it here.

[DreadNaught]

You have made a grave mistake by challenging a goon to a picture thread. My files are beyond any of you.
http://img234.exs.cx/img234/2782/alteredpoolbaby9oy.jpg
Thanks to ImageShack for Free Image Hosting (http://www.imageshack.us)
have you read the rules?

It's not who has the best pictures. You have to post a picture that would out do the picture above IRL, and if it is a fantasy option, then you explain why.

[myrath]

yuck. not a pleasent picture. Although the thread took a little turn, and I have no clue what to respond to shoo fly pie I will continue the baby.

Small picture but..
It's a good thing we put freaky cannibals away for a long long time.
http://paginas.terra.com.br/lazer/crisonline/weblog/hannibal_cage.jpg

[Porthios]

This beats your fucked up picture you crazy asshole.

http://www.base.com/gordoni/thoughts/censored.gif

Even I was disturbed by that one. Hell, I started having flashbacks of when some other crazy student brought that to school 4.5 years ago.

[Stark]

Here's what I got to say about your censors:

http://img224.exs.cx/img224/7092/stfu3eu.gif
(Image Size is 500kbs, so I'll just link it.)

[Goty]

Aww..

Looks like someone won't be telling me to shut the fuck up anymore!

Aaaaahahaha. ha. ha..

http://cooltech.iafrica.com/cm_pics/technology/12-248-0-0_91258.gif

[myrath]

nono... It's important that we help the poor guy out. What he was doing was very useful :P

Her's some blund scissors.

http://www.spiralfoundation.org/catalog-vietnam/S1010%20Lge%20Scissors.jpg

[Pashta]

Rock beats scissors. ;)

http://www.kaarinalisa.com/gallery/Photography/images/Black%20Rock.jpg

[Porthios]

Hydrochloric Acid beats rock.

http://www.biology.clc.uc.edu/fankhauser/Labs/Genetics/Root_tip_chromosomes/06_add_HCl_P1152747.JPG
And the size of my picture beats yours too.

[mysta]

http://www2.gsu.edu/~wwwnsc/image/cso004.jpg

neutralizes right?:)

[Teth]

Unfortunately, human error can defeat even otherwise surefire chemical reactions.

http://www.usi.edu/virtualtour/images/science/chemistry.jpg

"Wait, wait, are you sure this is the right stuff? Is it supposed to be catching on fire? Uh...teacher?!"

[myrath]

But luckily nody will get hurt, as we got the building properly shielded and secluded :P

http://avalon.gargoyles-fans.org/ftp/pictures/tv/gather/shield.jpg

[Jax]

http://www.decepticon-matrix.com/dw_genesis_artbook_g2megatron.jpg

your building just got owned.

http://www.rpgfrance.net/~frenchvault/images/city-explosion-lg.jpg

[Stark]

Come get some..

http://www.transfan-asylum.org/screencap/caps/optimus16.jpg

[Goty]

I'm gonna have to pull the plug.. on you two. Aww haw haw.

http://www.art.net/~kiyotei/unplug.jpg

This is why Humans will always beat robots.

[Stark]

Optimus Prime doesn't use plugs, silly.

[Porthios]

http://photobucket.com/albums/v190/Porthios/th_Yeshedoes.jpg

Beat that biatch!

And I'm going to beat your inevitable "Yes He Does!" with a preemptive:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v190/Porthios/YoureWRONG.jpg

[mysta]

Keep away from water.
http://www.chem.agilent.com/cag/feature/10-03/feature_graphics/SBSE_main.jpg

[Jax]

It's a FACT: Mercury makes water DELICIOUS!
http://www.epa.gov/epaoswer/images/mercury.gif

[myrath]

In fact.. it tasted that good, that they named a whole planet after it!

http://www.biochem.szote.u-szeged.hu/astrojan/Mercur1.jpg

[Stark]

But then it was destroyed by my rocket ship machine!

http://www.whimsie.com/rocket%20ship.jpg

[Porthios]

I'll turn your copper hunk of crap into a copper pool of crap. With this:
http://www.lightlink.com/history/us/img/products/zippo2.jpg

[DreadNaught]

http://server3.uploadit.org/files/Gnaahh-fernandothepurplebuttmonkey2.JPG
Fernando the Purple Butt Monkey eats your lighter!

[Jangang]

This guy WTFPWn'Z monkeys!

http://www.bloodofkings.net/pics/funny-cerven2004.jpg

[Jax]

and yet he cant tangle with Lou Diamond Phillips. Lou Diamond Phillips is completely badass.

http://www.americanphoto.co.jp/pages/eiga/YA/Previews/Plans-37571.jpg

[Teth]

Anybody who looks like some sort of KISS reject is eventually going to have a run-in with...

http://www.leoffonline.com/images/superstakerscards/fashionpolicecard.gif

[Porthios]

Your Fashion Police is no match for my RedNeck. Go RedNeck, it's morphin' time!
http://www.amithink.com/JC11/red-neck%20neighbor.jpg

[Tonka]

Terminator masters the art of morphing and kills red-necks

I dont know if you can find any CG work better than this image

http://www.3dtotal.com/home2/gallery/images/big/1610.jpg

Author Marti Miller
Url http://mmarti.deviantart.com
Email mmarti@hot.ee
Notes Model of the head of the Terminator (T-800 or T-101). Modeling technique was subdivision
Tools: 3D Studio Max 4.26, V-Ray, Photoshop

FUGN OUTSTANDING WORK!

[myrath]

Your model is soooo obsolete

http://www.moviematrix.de/mov/t/img/terminator_2_08.jpg

and more importantly

http://sportsmed.starwave.com/i/magazine/new/terminator_3.jpg

[NewRage]

We all know what beats Terminators (except maybe the third one... never saw that...)

http://www.grinningplanet.com/2004/01-15/steel-plant.jpg

[Jangang]

You may be able to take out the Terminator with that, but you cant' touch Jesus...

http://www.bloodofkings.net/pics/jesuslol.jpg

[Jezrith]

You may be able to take out the Terminator with that, but you cant' touch Jesus...

But unfortunately Ponchus Pilot did =(...

http://www.anniescostumes.com/glad.jpg

[Sabrok]

http://www.jeffbots.com/peewee.jpg

um... ya

[NewRage]

um.. no

http://tvtoymemories.com/pee-wee-herman.jpg

[Sabrok]

I knew that was coming :D

[Porthios]

At least give a small effort to make the pictures somewhat relevant to the picture before you. Like if you could get a picture with Herman hold a spear and charging the screen, then that would have defeated Pilot.

[Sabrok]

you kidding? herman is a crazy mofo... he could take anyone :p

[Pashta]

The Pee-Wee pics made me laugh out loud, that was worth it! :D

Ok, I know what will pwn Pee-Wee.... Large Marge!!!

http://www.digitalprozac.com/images/gallery/moviepics/peeweebiga/largemarge2.jpg

[myrath]

hmm.. This kid goes into stealth mode... approaches your pee-wee (what the hell are those??) and starts with a precision strike in the right eye ball :P

http://www.dpeasley.com/images/Zoo_poking_gorilla_small.jpg

[Pashta]

Lollipop transfixes child. :)


http://www.hoffstetter-oneal.com/Disney_web/images/100_lollipop.jpg

[Goty]

Boogeywoman eats child.

http://www.jenecio.com/images/zombiegirl2.jpg

[Porthios]

The age of 12, and puberty, abolishes all boogey-people.

http://mediant.leeds.ac.uk/vtcatalogue/images/hagp001v.jpg

[NewRage]

You know what else happens at puberty though...

http://www.collegehumor.com/img/h/hot_ass_bartender.w492.jpg

[Jezrith]

You know what else happens at puberty though...

http://www.coba.unt.edu/acct/images/dlrsign.jpg

Money PWNS whore everytime...

[Trille]

Well you know what they say, hapiness cant be bought with money.

http://perso.wanadoo.fr/mike.werner/BlogPics/Hapiness.jpg

[Goty]

Oh, but love can.

*wink*

http://www.georgeblowfish.com/prostitute.jpg

http://www.vet.uga.edu/ots/Pictures/20011102%20OTS%20Halloween%20party/web%20quality/prostitute.jpg

[Teth]

Those prostitutes don't appear to have their licenses.

Time to call in the...

http://home.swipnet.se/%7Ew-91520/MoonMartin/Pictures/HollyViceSquad4.jpg

[Agrovale]

Their pimp comes in to hassle the fuzz

http://img99.exs.cx/img99/4827/boxturtle.gif

[NewRage]

Box pimp doesn't stand a chance...

http://www.ups.com/img/glo_ups_brandmark_v2.gif

[Porthios]

Neither do you.

http://www.dhl.com/art/headillu.gif

[DreadNaught]

nor do you...

http://www.cs.virginia.edu/~robins/photos/stinger.gif

[myrath]

Smashing ya rocket riight back at ya.

http://members.rediff.com/mjagadish/tennis.jpg

[Agrovale]

http://www.griefers.net/cutenews/data/upimages/ninjasquirrel.jpg

My ninja-squirrel will deal with the rocket soldier!

[Saxon]

http://img229.exs.cx/img229/5851/042020treelined20roads2hf.jpg
Bahh your ninja-squirrel would be totally pwned by "The Chosen One" armed with his mighty wood-chucks.

[Sabrok]

http://www.omelete.com.br/imagens/cinema/artigos/matrix2/kung_pow.jpg

Ninja Cow!

[Porthios]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v190/Porthios/Iswear.jpg

[Trille]

Holy shit, that just about beats everything.

[DreadNaught]

Porthios is right...ever since these new people started getting involved, the whole thing's gone down hill. :(

The first 15 pages or so were amazing. Then people started posting random pictures which they think are funny and could in no way, shape or form, beat the previous picture!

Let's sort it out. We had numerous people saying that it was the best thread ever within those first 15 pages. Now you people are destroying it!

Think about the picture you post before posting it. Hell...think about the picture you want to use before you search for it!

[myrath]

hmm.. my smashing tennisplayer disappeared. Weird.

[Jezrith]

So... is The Chosen One the picture to beat now? Or are we saying that the Ninja Squirrel wouldn't beat the rocket guy? Or do I have to make a picture to beat Porthio's? I'm sooooo confused....

[Virtra]

I know just how to make sure Porth's document never sees the light of day.
http://media.portland.indymedia.org/images/2004/08/295489.jpg

[Sabrok]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v190/Porthios/Iswear.jpg

Porthios, STFU, apparently you havn't seen kung pow, you do this to everyone of my posts and you don't know wtf you talken about. I'm getting tired of YOUR uselsss posts, thats all I can see. Watch Kung Pow then get back with us. You have to much damn time on your hands...

[Agrovale]

Porthios, STFU, apparently you havn't seen kung pow, you do this to everyone of my posts and you don't know wtf you talken about. I'm getting tired of YOUR uselsss posts, thats all I can see. Watch Kung Pow then get back with us. You have to much damn time on your hands...

Dammit. You beat me to it.

[Pashta]

Well, since ninjas and squirrels have nothing to do with a tennis player... Here is what beats the tennis player. :)

http://www.tennis-elbow.net/images/tetitle2.gif

[Stark]

Porthios is right...ever since these new people started getting involved, the whole thing's gone down hill. :(

The first 15 pages or so were amazing. Then people started posting random pictures which they think are funny and could in no way, shape or form, beat the previous picture!

Let's sort it out. We had numerous people saying that it was the best thread ever within those first 15 pages. Now you people are destroying it!

Think about the picture you post before posting it. Hell...think about the picture you want to use before you search for it!

Doesn't matter, I've won this thread numerous times. What with the Ash and Optimus Prime, how could I lose?

[DreadNaught]

http://server2.uploadit.org/files/Gnaahh-tospwn.jpg

You have been pwned by Brannoc and his TOS!
No...I was proclaimed the winner by the person below me. You my man, are self proclaimed. Which makes you a loooooz0r!!111one

[myrath]

Come on guys.. lets see if we can get this show back on the road...


nor do you...
http://www.cs.virginia.edu/~robins/photos/stinger.gif

Smashing ya rocket riight back at ya.
http://members.rediff.com/mjagadish/tennis.jpg

Well, since ninjas and squirrels have nothing to do with a tennis player... Here is what beats the tennis player. :)
http://www.tennis-elbow.net/images/tetitle2.gif

Lets see... Tennis elbow. Ah I know! We can fix this right up! This here state of the art cyborg arm will get rid of that nasty tennis elbow and get us right back on track. And just in time to smash back that bazooka :P

http://www.art-of-dark.de/pics/shop/cyberwear/armschienen/80-ct004.jpg

[DreadNaught]

http://www.wfrfire.com/website/misc/tools/sledham.gif
Now I smashy up your tennis elbow device with a mighty big hammer!

[myrath]

You would think so! But I have this here shield!

http://www.romans-in-britain.org.uk/Photos/mil_roman_soldier_2_thrusting_shield.jpg

[Trille]

Shields didnt stop these babies in the middle ages!

http://www.castlewales.com/trebucht.jpg

[the Akorn]

http://www.uncoveror.com/termites.gif
(forgot how to post a picture...)
Hah! Your wooden trebuchet wont stand against the might of my termites!

[myrath]

In the following example replace all the {} with []

{IMG}HTTP://WWW.YOURPICTURESITE.COM/YOURPICTURE.JPG{/IMG}

That's all.



This is how you place images.
here's your termintes
http://www.uncoveror.com/termites.gif

[myrath]

Hmm.. Termites.. Good one. I'm adding some ants to your termites and then bringing in these guys.

I'm not sure this will work, but I'm sending in some of these babies. I'm hoping they'll fall for it...

http://www.afunk.com/mammals/anteater/pictures/003.jpg

[Elemancer]

Put a cork in it?

http://www.bugspray.net/pictures/cork.jpg

eh, eh?

[Jezrith]

Put a cork in it?

eh, eh?


Hmmm... I was gonna post a picture of fire but it has been posted to beat something else I'm sure... we should add a new rule, you can't use the same thing twice... maybe? Allthough I think you could develop an algorithm from the cycle of how things are repated and in what order... interesting...

Ahhh screw it... my fire burns up your corks...

http://www.circusmalabaristas.co.uk/Graphics/Fire/fire1.jpg

</waits for picture of water... then a picture of mr. freeze... then another picture of fire....ahhhhhhh noooooo infinte loop!!!!!! >

[Elemancer]

http://www.firstaidsuppliesonline.com/images/products/images/11036.jpg

Now, I wanna see what'll beat this!

[Kamakizz]

http://img156.exs.cx/img156/3167/sickchild5zu.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us) One sick child will fix that up.

[Trille]

Put a cork in it?

eh, eh?

Haha, good one, made me laugh.

[Sabrok]

ought o, you didn't post a picture, your going to get porthios the forum ninja on you... Crap now I'm on his hitlist to. Looks like he will waste his time making paint documents again...

[Luke]

http://www.rotten.com/library/death/abortion/abortion_two_victims_truck.jpg

Say no to babies... :ninja:

[Porthios]

ought o, you didn't post a picture, your going to get porthios the forum ninja on you... Crap now I'm on his hitlist to. Looks like he will waste his time making paint documents again...
He's got two things going for him.

1.) I've got no problems with him.

2.) He's not a dumbass.

[NewRage]

adoption>abortion

http://www.adoptivefamilies.com/covers/coverMarApr05.jpg

[Luke]

http://www.pulitzer.org/year/2001/breaking-news-reporting/works/jreno0423.jpg
Reno pwns jooz adoptive children.
(Elian anyone?)

[NewRage]

Just the thing for that...

http://www.vanderbilt.edu/AnS/psychology/health_psychology/botox008.gif

[Alaytes]

http://www.histar.com/mornings/starchive/2002/11/images/michael_jackson.jpg

Nothing absorbs botox like plastic.

[Porthios]

Did somebody say plastic?

http://allmalaysia.info/archives/2004/8/28/people/burn.jpg

[Virtra]

bah, this is easy!
http://www.kgap.co.uk/Large/CG%20fire%20extinguisher.jpg

[the Akorn]

http://www.farsideafrica.com/pics/morocco/desert/large/desert.jpg
no, it isnt.

[Porthios]

Yes it is.

http://www.teamten.com/Postings/EastwardDays2and3/Desert%20rain.jpg
However, I don't think she was spraying water. Oh well, I'll play along anyway.

[Jezrith]

Yes it is.
However, I don't think she was spraying water. Oh well, I'll play along anyway.

http://members.aol.com/PoeSpecs/umb.jpg

"Singggggggggginnnnnnnnn' in the rain"

[Virtra]

Har!
http://www.fema.gov/kids/images/k2k/fzapbrlla.jpg

And yeah, it wasn't water.

[Elemancer]

Nice FEMA Pic, that's a riot
http://static.zoovy.com/img/dealyard/-/conair17_pc_haircut_kit.jpg

Kitty=pwned

[valique_001]

Cant shave it if you dont have hair ;)
http://www3.estart.com/stores/media/bald.jpg

[myrath]

This here stuff will help... Get ya hair right back!

http://www.affordablesupplements.com/hair_no_more_trio.jpg

[NewRage]

Worked wonders...
http://www.horror-wood.com/PENTGRM1.jpg

[Gyder]

http://img209.exs.cx/img209/4113/lice5lw.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

Sucks to have hair with lice!

[the Akorn]

http://wwwrc.obs-azur.fr/cerga/lassat/slrfixe.jpg
But my giant precision laser got rid of 'em...

[Elemancer]

hehe...this ones good...made me chuckle...


http://www.emindme.com/pixpages/halloween01/me/image/me2.jpg

My armor of reflecting +2 and visor of laser-thwarting repels your feeble lazer!

[Alaytes]

http://www.roger-one.net/pix/fanarts/florence/x-wing.jpg

Is that the death star?

[monkeyofsquirrel]

psh! that X-Win will fall before... this!!
http://www.starwars.com/databank/starship/tieinterceptor/img/movie_bg.jpg

[Porthios]

You can't take this.

http://www.despodata.pt/aml/falcon.jpg

[monkeyofsquirrel]

*chomp chomp*
http://www.starwars.com/databank/creature/spaceslug/img/movie_sm.jpg

[NewRage]

Poor worm...

http://www.brucelinn.org/Images/birdnworm.jpg

[Porthios]

Birds can go to hell. They can go to hell and die.
http://www.mauihuntingsafari.com/pic/2003/bird_hunting_1.jpg

[monkeyofsquirrel]

kaboom! bye bye mr guy

http://www.wogwoe.com/Idiots/Tnt.JPG

[Elemancer]

Where's the Kaboom?

http://www.animationartwork.com/images/sku2284.jpg

[Goty]

But then..

Mmm..

Bunny Stew.

http://www.iowala.org/images/lapaincom.jpg

[Luke]

http://www.nemendur.ru.is/aegir01/Pistlar/PistillMyndir/Fat_Bastard.gif

He can eat every last drop... trust me...

[Porthios]

He won't when he gets on these babies.

http://www.glomail.co.za/Products/images/img_bioslim_special_fatatta.gif

P.S. The last three posts have been classic. Damn near brought a tear to me eye.

[Harabec]

BOOYAH!! THE NEW YEAR RESOLUTION KILLA!!
http://www.krispykreme.com/images/fund_r5_c1.jpg

me 4tw!!

[Elemancer]

This damn thread just doesn't get dull...
http://www.armchairempire.com/images/action-figures/pigcop.jpg

Though the trick here is two fold...not to offend any law figures and two...not to state the obvious.

[Virtra]

Teenage mutant ninja turtles! Teenage mutant ninja turtles! Teenage mutant ninja turtles! Turtles on the halfshell. Turtle power!

http://brinatello.splunkyard.com/tmnt-group.jpg

[Jezrith]

Though the trick here is two fold...not to offend any law figures and two...not to state the obvious.

I wouldn't worry about offending them, they offend me on a daily basis. But I find this usually keeps the bastards at bay, here in the US that is. (well, it will until they finally legislate it out of exsistance, which ain't too far off.)

http://www.lneilsmith.com/tools/borlogo1.gif

[tjtaylorjr]

http://img238.exs.cx/img238/5770/dubyacampaignadpatriotact3eh.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

Patriot Act trumps Bill of rights

[Alaytes]

http://www.econ.uiuc.edu/%7Ekoenker/serov.gif

Nothing like a socialist revolt to brake all capitalist tools of law!

[tjtaylorjr]

http://img94.exs.cx/img94/1007/mccarthy3ju.th.png (http://img94.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img94&image=mccarthy3ju.png)


Nothing a good ol'fashion McCarthy-esque witch hunt couldn't quell

[Virtra]

"Have you no decency sir, at long last?" -Joseph Welch

http://www.walpoletimes.com/images/archive%20pics/Welch.jpg

[tjtaylorjr]

Why get welch when everyone knows if you need a good lawyer you turn to this guy...

http://img194.exs.cx/img194/3830/cochran0yg.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[NewRage]

Good for who's side?

http://www.crimelibrary.com/graphics/photos/criminal_mind/forensics/dna/1a.jpg

[Pashta]

We know what takes care of lawyers.... :D

http://www.wpcu.net/images/Deposits/Cash-pile-thumb.jpg

[Deleted]

http://www.filmcafe.nu/mem/users/s/sanni/%7B6984-1263-6851%7D.jpg

We all know who eats money....

[Tonak]

http://www.rit.edu/~andpph/photofile-b/condom-bursts-1.jpg
Hole in Condom Pwnz hottie and makes her
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v81/ponchoblue/pregnant.jpg
PREGNANT AND UNWANTED!!

[Sath]

Are you aware of the D's rocket sauce? Just a little bit of rocket sauce and it's no contest.

Anyway, here's my new champion:
http://www.xenafan.com/army/arm01.gif
http://yuchtar.users4.50megs.com/Gallery/Bruce_aod.jpg

Shop smart, shop S-mart!

:D

[Elemancer]

I'm going to call your department store chains...and raise you...

http://www.cardweb.com/graphic/federaltrade/ftclogo.gif


Cower before the might of beauracracy, mwhahaha!

[Khumash-Gor]

above the law

http://img92.exs.cx/img92/4488/007fvg076nj.th.jpg (http://img92.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img92&image=007fvg076nj.jpg)

dont mess with the family business

[Legend]

Are you aware of the D's rocket sauce? Just a little bit of rocket sauce and it's no contest.

Anyway, here's my new champion:
http://www.xenafan.com/army/arm01.gif
http://yuchtar.users4.50megs.com/Gallery/Bruce_aod.jpg

WE HAVE A WINNER!

[Ezekiel]

posting Ash over and over again doesn

[Elemancer]

Its not what you have or what you know...its...who ya know:
http://www.opec.org/headers/library/images/logo.gif

Can someone say...$2/gal?

[Fikk]

Thats when we all start doing this...

http://www.kaios.com/rodeo/rp/bb11.jpg

[the Akorn]

http://www.foodsubs.com/Photos/hungariansausage.jpg

mmmm, horse...

[Virtra]

Mmmmmmm... Ground meat based food product in edible wrapping...
http://www.tidningen.aland.net/gallery/temp/04081309382365.jpg

[Sawn]

Mmmmmmm... Ground meat based food product in edible wrapping...
http://www.tidningen.aland.net/gallery/temp/04081309382365.jpg

You broke the rules!

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/user_images/pics/1/4648000/ngbbs423627f71b944.gif


"Sorry Homer, this is the no Homers club"

[Goty]

Playin the race card!

http://baldilocks.typepad.com/baldilocks/race_card.gif

Just cause he's yellow.

*sigh*

[Khumash-Gor]

discrimination is bad bad things happen when ppl are bad nothing good all bad just like the movie...

http://img88.exs.cx/img88/236/21amefxah10pm.th.jpg (http://img88.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img88&image=21amefxah10pm.jpg)

BAD

[Alaytes]

http://www.marxists.org/glossary/people/s/pics/stalin.jpg

Well, who killed more nazi's than Stalin?

[the Akorn]

http://www.fakharint.com/products/walk_through_metal_detector.jpg
Sorry, Stalin cant be entered in this thread, as his medals beeped when he walked through security checkpoint.

[Fikk]

Your metal detector can not stop....

































Mr. Invisable.

[Ravenwaves]

Mr. Invisible Pwned by Krylon glossy spraypaint.

Kinda hard to be invisible when ur painted.

http://www.currys.com/paintimage/spraypaint.jpg

[Prezimonto]

Unfortunatly, I used your spray paint last week to make this:
http://img33.exs.cx/img33/470/buddha7vw.jpg

[Khumash-Gor]

police brutality will teach you not to write on the walls...

http://img204.exs.cx/img204/7853/14405w6dh.th.jpg (http://img204.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img204&image=14405w6dh.jpg)

[Elemancer]

Thou Art myeth Heroeth!

http://images.allposters.com/images/102/039_BLACK_KNIGHT.jpg

Armor works wonders vs those riot sticks.

[Uzik]

http://www.fareasttravelonline.co.uk/fried%20chicken.jpg

He couldnt beat the cops cuz he stopped for some fried chicken!

[the Akorn]

http://www.astrosurf.com/lombry/Bio/bact-salmonella.jpg
eeek! salmonella!

[Khumash-Gor]

pork the other white meat

http://img26.exs.cx/img26/8536/piggcuredham0gk.jpg

Mmm pigs

[Ravenwaves]

Roast pork beats pork sandwich any day!

http://www.apsupermarket.com/recipes/images/roast_pork_horseradish_crust.jpg

[Khumash-Gor]

oh forget the main course lets skip straight to dessert!!


http://img46.exs.cx/img46/7524/30682ihupw5dm.jpg

Mmm dive right in

[theletteryes]

Thou Art myeth Heroeth!

http://images.allposters.com/images/102/039_BLACK_KNIGHT.jpg

Armor works wonders vs those riot sticks.


Ok guys, I am a genius, how about in DF you can play Martin Lawrence as a pretiege class!

[Alaytes]

http://www.sapkowski.ru/bestiariy/images/ghoul.jpg


Kids? Kids are a good snack.

[the Akorn]

http://www.sexybloomers.com/HalloweenSneakyKid/GhostKid.JPG
unfortunately, the kids ghost is after vengance!

[Khumash-Gor]

well if you would have gotten rid of the kids like you were suposed to we wouldnt have a ghost problem....

http://img107.exs.cx/img107/2053/14359w3ry.gif (http://www.imageshack.us)

no remains no ghosts =]

[Elemancer]

http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/EYW/EYW204/mel_009.jpg

This Thread will not die, and neither will the kids...birth control works wonders!*
________________________________________ __________

*95% of the time

[the Akorn]

http://www.sigov.si/pope/images/pope-small.jpg
the Pope says "no"

[Goty]

But.. then he forgot what he was saying No to..

Damned Alzheimer's...

http://www.rnw.nl/health/assets/images/alzheimer.jpg

[Alaytes]

Maddox no likey old people.http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/bpitu_logo1d.gif

[Khumash-Gor]

WTF old ppl can use the computer too... and well were on the topic of religion...

http://img115.exs.cx/img115/1485/00780hp.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

"the best page in the universe" is now opent to ppl of all ages!

[Sabrok]

http://www.cbu.edu/~aross/biodept/reaper-shirt.jpg

she can't hide forever!

[Ravenwaves]

delete, nvm, broke the God rule

[Ravenwaves]

Superman pwns death

http://www.retrogaming.it/snes/superman1.gif

[Khumash-Gor]

Superman... too easy

http://img186.exs.cx/img186/1535/kryptonite2yy.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

this little green cystal will keep him six feet under where he belongs!

[Shredder]

I will crush your crystal with my ...


http://www.hamusutaa.net/fanime2003/3.jpg

GIANT HAMMER!

[Khumash-Gor]

to bad its not a claw hammer...

http://img33.exs.cx/img33/3438/134113ekmjw7nv.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

youll need one to get that spike out of your foot!

[the Akorn]

http://www.postmortemstudiorental.com/images/Instruments/Hand%20Saw%202453.JPG
what foot?

[Goty]

THIS ONE!

http://download.lavadomefive.com/members/BigClawz/Artwork-BarooBear-Dino1.jpg

Har har har!

*Stomp*

[Khumash-Gor]

nature has a way of killing everything....

http://img107.exs.cx/img107/7494/pbf043adthirsty2th.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

your dino is no match for uncontrolable cosmological events... or a funky sun that talks...

[Ezekiel]

http://www.weatherpictures.50g.com/pictures/2002/11/t01112003001.jpg

the sun doesn

[Khumash-Gor]

haha I made your clouds into cubes... try blocking any sunlight now!

http://img91.exs.cx/img91/517/108757mrtqw7cp.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

nothing can withstand cubizm

[Shredder]

http://www.1st-in-vacuum-cleaners.com/client_images/hoover-vacuum.jpg

I vacuum up your cloudes what now?!

[Elemancer]

http://www.iaaa.org/exhibit/images/space-rush-r-hart.jpg

Vaccuums don't work in space homie-g funk....

[Shredder]

The Black hole sucks space in!

http://lisa.jpl.nasa.gov/gallery/images/stellar-mass-black-hole.jpg

[the Akorn]

http://people.csail.mit.edu/people/hammond/comic/angry_old_woman.jpg
The rightwing nutjobs all say that black holes are a jewish conspiracy! (andthat they dont exist)

[Alaytes]

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/trash3a.jpg

Right wing nut jobs can go on and on, we don't listen to them.

Hrmm so far I've used almost nothing but socialism and maddox...and...star wars.

[Khumash-Gor]

Hehe politics...

http://img185.exs.cx/img185/3770/14417w0jb.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

Ill show you how to get things changed!

This message brought to you by your friendly nieghborhood 'Black holes do exist' green party subsideary, because all of natures little quarks deserve to be recognized!

[Shredder]

Pollution kills the earth and without the green there is no green party :)

http://www.deh.gov.au/heritage/programs/rnhp/images/coastal-pollution.jpg

[Khumash-Gor]

one mans trash is another mans.... welll you know

http://img86.exs.cx/img86/7899/10365w7va.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[Uzik]

That hick is pwned by incest.
http://www.enduringvision.com/hick.jpg

[Khumash-Gor]

you know what dirty freaks like that all around the world have dont you... mmm hmmm

http://img225.exs.cx/img225/9397/143860qvyuw1pg.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

crabs

[Shredder]

You know the best way to get the crabs off?

http://www.huatki.com/topsite/members/photob1/Razor.jpg

Get rid of the hair!

[Metamorphosis]

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/44974/2/close_up_rusty_razor_blade_005.jpg
rusty blades don't work too well.

[Shredder]

Ill fix those blades!

http://www.oxisolv.com/assets/images/degrrust.gif

[Metamorphosis]

http://www.patent.cz/picture/logo.gif
Patent Office notices that all rust removing products are infringing on a patent and must be returned to shipper.

[Shredder]

The Lawyer finds a way to remarket the product

http://www.wvbar.org/barinfo/lawyer/oct97c~1.gif

[Metamorphosis]

Murder She Wrote star seduces lawyer to drop the case
http://www.museum.tv/archives/etv/M/htmlM/murdershew/murdershewIMAGE/murdershew.jpg

[Shredder]

The Black Knight of Darkfall slices her head off

http://www.darkfallonline.com/gallery/albums/visuals/2004_12_8.jpg

[Metamorphosis]

Who was defeated by Monty Python

http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/grail/large/HolyGrail021.jpg

[Shredder]

*notes that in that situation the black knight was never deafeted, the white knight simply ran away when he couldnt run after him.*

Which was defeated by the producers that took it off the air at ABC

http://www.uni-saarland.de/verwalt/presse/campus/2003/2/bilder/orga-tv-studio.jpg

[Spades Felligan]

http://www.dpeasley.com/images/Zoo_poking_gorilla_small.jpg


I know where that statue is.


San Diego Zoo. Ape exihibit! :D

[Spades Felligan]

*notes that in that situation the black knight was never deafeted, the white knight simply ran away when he couldnt run after him.*

Which was defeated by the producers that took it off the air at ABC



But then was pwned by independant media that aired by the defiant rebels against the corporate evil empire


http://perth.indymedia.org/uploads/0/make_your_own.jpg

[Shredder]

Who got their asses owned by....










....

















....













http://originaldo.com/richard-nixon-scarface.jpg

[Metamorphosis]

Who was booted from office because of certain scandals at a certain Watergate Hotel

http://sc94.ameslab.gov/TOUR/watergate.gif

[Shredder]

That can easily be blown up


http://911research.wtc7.net/wtc/analysis/collapses/docs/eh_wtc4.jpg

[Metamorphosis]

Not if the bomber is in jail
http://www.victoryingrace.org/Portals/0/jail-bars.gif

[Xytor]

http://www.innermostimagery.com/s2gallerypa/s2gallerypic/jailbreak.JPG
Nuh-uh!

[Shredder]

And have these guys waiting for him


http://www.pandemonia.com/pandemonia/occupation/jpegs/cops1.jpg

[Metamorphosis]

Who sadly can't touch this guy

http://www.hillebrandt-j.com/gfx/ghandi.jpg

Come on.. not even the british empire could beat this guy.

[Shredder]

If the brits couldnt do it


http://www.hartfordmi.com/hartfordhistory/Military/Military%20Personnel/Afghanistan/Keller,%20Michael%20US%20Army-Afghanistan%202002.jpg

The US army definatly can! lol

[Khumash-Gor]

lol armies

http://img98.echo.cx/img98/7681/pbf039bcspacelove5en.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[Metamorphosis]

You know what stars are afraid of?

http://legacy.gsfc.nasa.gov/Images/animation/supernova.gif
SUPERNOVA!

[the Akorn]

all that light wont help if your blind
http://www.adminconsulting.com/GBC/photos/benton_thumbnail-1.jpg

[Prezimonto]

Microsoft ownz you and your seeing eye dog too!
http://img106.echo.cx/img106/9001/msmktg6ze.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[Khumash-Gor]

not sure if this wins anything but if fits =]

http://img207.echo.cx/img207/7278/00858wc.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[Xytor]

http://www.triode.net.au/~charcoal/images/fire.gif
Go to hell command overridden

[Shredder]

you cant send something you inside to hell!

http://library.thinkquest.org/11091/tracker_med.gif

[Alaytes]

I do recall a commercial from my early childhood
http://www.philsp.com/data/images/sports_illustrated_2001win.jpg


Reality pwns virtual reality. So, go for a swim.

[Khumash-Gor]

once again computer pwnz

http://img99.echo.cx/img99/7947/00554er.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

/click

[myrath]

To stay with sending computers to hell.... and fleeing to the internet :p

http://securityresponse.symantec.com/avcenter/graphics/w32.sober.e@mm.1.gif

[Khumash-Gor]

your firewall cant stop me!

http://img64.echo.cx/img64/2682/146094ubdaw3mj.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

my software is omnipotent!

[Shredder]

Blow that thing up!

http://www.vision.caltech.edu/feifeili/101_ObjectCategories/cannon/image_0002.jpg

[Akill]

http://www.81x.com/Authors/potccostume/Jack/fullength.jpg

pwnz0rs any cannon

[Xytor]

http://www.kprf.ru/clipart/misc/gallows.jpg
Not when you're hanging from this.

[Khumash-Gor]

your gallows are useless against this technological wonder!

http://img19.echo.cx/img19/4138/115024mruqw5lk.gif (http://www.imageshack.us)

breathing... so yesterday

[Ezekiel]

This will blow your brains out


http://www.4kevin.com/weblog/images/sledge-hammer.jpg

[Akill]

http://www.theentertainmentbusiness.com/bob.jpg

i rest my case

[Shredder]

PWNED




http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/screenshots/images/screenoftheday/ss0028.jpg

[Khumash-Gor]

grr i was beat to the punch.... i could have destroyed bob... oh how he would have suffered

[Shredder]

next time post faster... jsut put the same thing you would put for bob, it can pwn that dwarf ;)

[Khumash-Gor]

How to destroy a computer game:

http://img142.echo.cx/img142/7145/mostefficientkeyboardw4925un.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

I simply reduce your computer to its two most basic functions!! ahahahhaha

[Shredder]

How to distroy any computer?


http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:TXU6QKJkU-8J:http://www.aperfectworld.org/clipart/industry/magnet.gif



A REALLY BIG MAGNET!

(for some reason the picture wont post)

[Xytor]

http://www.martiniere.com/bigteeth.jpg
I eat your magnet

[Metamorphosis]

Is it just me or has the last 7 posts not had any pictures in them? (minus the one that is just a link to a picture)

-NM it was just me.. refreshing a few times fix'd.

[Shredder]

Is it just me or has the last 7 posts not had any pictures in them? (minus the one that is just a link to a picture)

-NM it was just me.. refreshing a few times fix'd.


Its jsut you and...



http://forfeit.electromaz.com/lufia1/art/hero-sc.jpg


Slice the hell otu of your monster!

[Khumash-Gor]

i havent had any truble with pics until you said that. now i cant see shredders last pic lol

so im going to destroy that goblin with my killer toad!!

http://img226.echo.cx/img226/2112/117295otvsw3ev.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

sry shredder if your post was good :ninja:

[the Akorn]

toad or frog, it makes no difference
http://www.taylors-shop.co.uk/media/21305.300.jpg
French people eat them all!

[Khumash-Gor]

toad is a gateway drug... it only leads to truble and harder drugs

http://img109.echo.cx/img109/8954/31932fppiw4lq.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

dont be like crammit de frog here

(this is a duble nerf btw :ninja: )

[Shredder]

Machetty PWNS YOU ALL!



http://students.oswego.org/ohs/sboyer/pisite/machetty.jpg

[Akill]

http://www.gamona.de/images/upload/grafiken/405640409c331.jpg

Sam fisher is the only master of the knife, whether its in his hands or the hands of his enemies

TRY TO FIND SOMETHING THAT BEATS HIM! I DARE YOU!
(solid snake could just work :P )

[Khumash-Gor]

poor ol sammy boy... he was getting kinda old.... rather careless

http://img13.echo.cx/img13/7236/147434dikhw7px.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

shoulda cut the green wire!

[Prezimonto]

Something to cheer up the guy with no hands who has nothing better to do:
ponder the melding of math and the real world:
http://img199.echo.cx/img199/7069/mathquiz9ju.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[Shredder]

2v1 for the win!!!

http://www.ralphcc.com/main/uploads/myalbum/photos/114.jpg

[Akill]

http://www.affichescinema.com/insc_a/austin_powers.jpg

pwned

[Shredder]

PWNED 10X


http://www.chasingthefrog.com/Posters%20Big%202002/dieanotherdaybond.jpg

[Prezimonto]

Car battery + wire lead = torture, which pwns Bond in Die Another Day
http://img184.echo.cx/img184/3158/carbattery2iq.gif (http://www.imageshack.us)
http://img184.echo.cx/img184/3451/batteryclips6tp.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[Shredder]

(not the greatest picture of him)

But...





http://www.waxmuseum.com/pressimages/rambo.jpg



Rambo PWNes the shit out of torture in his movie ;)

[Xytor]

Not the best picture of him buuut
http://www.worldofgothic.de/gothic/images/monster/ork_krieger.jpg
http://www.g4ce.pl/images/dnd/rasy/ork.jpg
http://www.gothic.g4ce.pl/img/potwory-dg2/Orkspaeher.jpg
http://www.rpgamer.com/games/gothic/gothic2/art/heavy_orc_warrior_color.jpg
Orc pwns you all, even Rambo.

[Ravenwaves]

How does Orc pwn Rambo?

[Khumash-Gor]

How does Orc pwn Rambo?


they are noobs.... lol not everyone gets the point of the thread anymore =]

but this guy pwnz goblinzezzzs

http://img18.echo.cx/img18/3660/bilbo4rc.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

gg

[the Akorn]

Sorry, hes busy eatin'
http://www.xtremecentral.com/Food/pie.gif

[Prezimonto]

oops these guys used your pie in an episode.
http://img233.echo.cx/img233/7971/stooges34yh.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[Khumash-Gor]

sorry boys no food with crumbs in space...

http://img216.echo.cx/img216/2452/stoogesorbit1af.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

gunna have to leave the pie at home

[Prezimonto]

Nice trump btw.
but....
I don't think this guy would give that movie a thumbs up.
http://img114.echo.cx/img114/3272/ebert9xz.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[Khumash-Gor]

ahahahah NERFED old dude!!

http://img232.echo.cx/img232/7453/oldpeoplegolf8yu.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

lol soon as i saw that guy i knew exactly which pic i was gunna use haha

[Shredder]

http://www.bic.uci.edu/images/alz3d.jpg



PWNES THE HELL OUTA OLD PEOPLE!

[Prezimonto]

You both refer to old people...do you know who that guy is? Even still he his old so old nerfs work.
but....
I know what to do with nerfed and/or disease old people.
http://img106.echo.cx/img106/3677/soylentgreen1zd.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[Shredder]

... i ahve no idea what that is... :(

[Ezekiel]

http://www.lef.org/magazine/mag99/images/fruit-bowl.jpg
A bowl of fresh fruit makes this movie obsolete