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bdjhall
01-28-2009, 20:23
I've been gaming all out for about 3 years now. By "all out gaming" I mean, 3-4 hours sleep per day on average and 90% of leisure time is spent gaming (other 10% here and other forums and sites with articles), no social life at all, either. I'm in fact so hardcore that I'm beginning to suffer from mild seizures.

So, how hardcore are you guys?

Chemichonga
01-28-2009, 20:29
I've been gaming all out for about 3 years now. By "all out gaming" I mean, 3-4 hours sleep per day on average and 90% of leisure time is spent gaming (other 10% here and other forums and sites with articles), no social life at all, either. I'm in fact so hardcore that I'm beginning to suffer from mild seizures.

So, how hardcore are you guys?

I'm such a hardcore player I'm beginning to see no difference between stupid players I kill and the stupid people I want to kill.

bdjhall
01-28-2009, 20:30
I'm such a hardcore player I'm beginning to see no difference between stupid players I kill and the stupid people I want to kill.

Same here.

Brezick
01-28-2009, 20:30
Damn, at first I thought this was about hardcore fucking. dyslexic i guess.

When i was younger, i was able to spend days at a time sitting at my PC, on my leather recliner playing MMO's.

Now, it's more or less, go to work, get off, go online, do "quality time" stuff with g/f, go to bed.

bdjhall
01-28-2009, 20:31
Damn, at first I thought this was about hardcore fucking. dyslexic i guess.

When i was younger, i was able to spend days at a time sitting at my PC, on my leather recliner playing MMO's.

Now, it's more or less, go to work, get off, go online, do "quality time" stuff with g/f, go to bed.

Sucks dude. :(

Chemichonga
01-28-2009, 20:33
Damn, at first I thought this was about hardcore fucking. dyslexic i guess.

When i was younger, i was able to spend days at a time sitting at my PC, on my leather recliner playing MMO's.

Now, it's more or less, go to work, get off, go online, do "quality time" stuff with g/f, go to bed.

Although hardcore fucking is a good pass-time activity

Carl Ragadamn
01-28-2009, 20:35
I've been gaming all out for about 3 years now. By "all out gaming" I mean, 3-4 hours sleep per day on average and 90% of leisure time is spent gaming (other 10% here and other forums and sites with articles), no social life at all, either. I'm in fact so hardcore that I'm beginning to suffer from mild seizures.

So, how hardcore are you guys?
Was the point of this to make you seem hardcore, or to get me to feel pity for your sad life? Because only the second one happened.


Now, it's more or less, go to work, get off, go online, do "quality time" stuff with g/f, go to bed.
L2gamer chick, then quality time=game time.

awolff138
01-28-2009, 20:35
I'm so fucking hard core!!! I've got my fucking hardcore IV! My fucking hardcore clostomy bag! My fucking hardcore cathader! I even cut off my fucking eyelids and hard wired my mouse to my fucking brain bitches!!! Fucking HARDCORE fucker fuck fuckity fuck fuck shit!!!

Chemichonga
01-28-2009, 20:37
I'm so fucking hard core!!! I've got my fucking hardcore IV! My fucking hardcore clostomy bag! My fucking hardcore cathader! I even cut off my fucking eyelids and hard wired my mouse to my fucking brain bitches!!! Fucking HARDCORE fucker fuck fuckity fuck fuck shit!!!

Interesting.

Walking Corpse
01-28-2009, 20:39
Damn, at first I thought this was about hardcore fucking.

Wait, it's not? LAEM!


The first LAN I went to they were playing Medal of Honor and maybe Call of Duty and I got my ass kicked. I'd never really played video games much, let along FPSs. I went home, got the game and played 3-4 hours a night and 8 hours on the weekend for a few months. I went back and pwned their bitch asses. MWAAHAHAH!

But yeah. I'm totally not a hardcore gamer.

bdjhall
01-28-2009, 20:39
Was the point of this to make you seem hardcore, or to get me to feel pity for your sad life? Because only the second one happened.


Someone is totally jealous of my level of insane hardcore ass-rapage,


I'm so fucking hard core!!! I've got my fucking hardcore IV! My fucking hardcore clostomy bag! My fucking hardcore cathader! I even cut off my fucking eyelids and hard wired my mouse to my fucking brain bitches!!! Fucking HARDCORE fucker fuck fuckity fuck fuck shit!!!

I'm saving up for the eyelids thing.

can u rly hardwire mouse 2 brain?????????

tyrecies
01-28-2009, 20:42
hehehe Kids.....

Carl Ragadamn
01-28-2009, 20:44
Someone is totally jealous of my level of insane hardcore ass-rapage,


Life experience tells me that anyone that tells you how hardcore/tough/awesome they are, is really none of those things.

Forumfall experience tells me that when a poster reeks of troll this much and tries this hard, they are doomed to be a failbot.

Chemichonga
01-28-2009, 20:44
hehehe Kids.....

Only bitches hehe, I Ha-ha..

psycho91
01-28-2009, 20:45
I fight zombies.

I married a lemon.

Makestro
01-28-2009, 20:45
I'm so fucking hardcore I'm like a dead planet.

bdjhall
01-28-2009, 20:45
Life experience tells me that anyone that tells you how hardcore/tough/awesome they are, is really none of those things.

Forumfall experience tells me that when a poster reeks of troll this much and tries this hard, they are doomed to be a failbot.

It's always funny when someone calls troll and goes for the exact bait they're trying to point out to everyone else.

popsaregood230
01-28-2009, 20:48
I type with my penis 24/7.

how hardcore is that?

Carl Ragadamn
01-28-2009, 20:48
It's always funny when someone calls troll and goes for the exact bait they're trying to point out to everyone else.

Just because I know you are a troll, doesnt mean I cant find a way to pass a few seconds more at work, by posting.

Makestro
01-28-2009, 20:50
I type with my penis 24/7.

how hardcore is that?

I think that falls under the category softcore.

Harijan
01-28-2009, 20:50
Life experience tells me that anyone that tells you how hardcore/tough/awesome they are, is really none of those things.

Forumfall experience tells me that when a poster reeks of troll this much and tries this hard, they are doomed to be a failbot.

Carl is hardcore/tough/awesome.

Alavar0
01-28-2009, 20:52
I'm so fucking hard core!!! I've got my fucking hardcore IV! My fucking hardcore clostomy bag! My fucking hardcore cathader! I even cut off my fucking eyelids and hard wired my mouse to my fucking brain bitches!!! Fucking HARDCORE fucker fuck fuckity fuck fuck shit!!!

It's catheter hun... :lmao:

Time for a grammar dissection
Fucking hardcore fucker fuck fuckity fuck fuck shit

So:
Fucking - used as adverb here to modify hardcore; possible unnecessary with other uses of fuck

hardcore - good use of an adjective; used here to describe fucker

fucker - noun; proper usage

fuck - verb; what is it doing here? no usage as infinitive, necessary to have "to", perhaps you should try a passive verb, to make it "was fucking" or "have fucked"

fuckity - unknown usage, possible attempt to modify fuck? ity is used to change an adjective into a noun, unnecessary to have it, fuck is a verb, not an adjective

fuck - another usage of the same verb, try something like "screw" or "anally rape" to get your point across

fuck - improper usage of modifier, needs to have been connected to shit

shit - with combination of fuck, denotes another noun, possibility of attempt to be subject of verb, fuck;

Final thoughts: You need to try harder Mr. Corpse, your efforts will not get you past your current state, F-

Makestro
01-28-2009, 20:53
It's catheter hun... :lmao:

Time for a grammar dissection
Fucking hardcore fucker fuck fuckity fuck fuck shit

So:
Fucking - used as adverb here to modify hardcore; possible unnecessary with other uses of fuck

hardcore - good use of an adjective; used here to describe fucker

fucker - noun; proper usage

fuck - verb; what is it doing here? no usage as infinitive, necessary to have "to", perhaps you should try a passive verb, to make it "was fucking" or "have fucked"

fuckity - unknown usage, possible attempt to modify fuck? ity is used to change an adjective into a noun, unnecessary to have it, fuck is a verb, not an adjective

fuck - another usage of the same verb, try something like "screw" or "anally rape" to get your point across

fuck - improper usage of modifier, needs to have been connected to shit

shit - with combination of fuck, denotes another noun, possibility of attempt to be subject of verb, fuck;

Final thoughts: You need to try harder Mr. Corpse, your efforts will not get you past your current state, F-

The fucking fuckers fucked

Harijan
01-28-2009, 20:55
I'm so fucking hardcore I'm like a dead planet.

I see what you did there, clever clever.

bdjhall
01-28-2009, 20:57
Just because I know you are a troll, doesnt mean I cant find a way to pass a few seconds more at work, by posting.

No better than myself then :lmao:

chimp
01-28-2009, 20:59
Im so hardcore I regularly complain at shops or in restaurants about the air humidity and moisture being incorrect, and how its chapping my skin.

bdjhall
01-28-2009, 21:02
Im so hardcore I regularly complain at shops or in restaurants about the air humidity and moisture being incorrect, and how its chapping my skin.

. . . That's going too far. That's fucking disgusting. gtfo this thread

























:lmao:

Carl Ragadamn
01-28-2009, 21:02
No better than myself then :lmao:

The difference is style, I have it and you lack it in spades.

Walking Corpse
01-28-2009, 21:02
Final thoughts: You need to try harder Mr. Corpse, your efforts will not get you past your current state, F-

Who you calling Mr.?

I totally suck now. I got on a server a few weeks ago and realized how terrible I am if I don't play every day. Meh. I'll practice up before the next LAN so I can stay somewhere near the top. :)

bdjhall
01-28-2009, 21:04
The difference is style, I have it and you lack it in spades.

I top you in grammerz tho ; )

Kalizkhan
01-28-2009, 21:06
I'm so fucking hardcore I fucked your fucking mother while I shot that fuck down the street with my goddamn fucking 9mm AUTOMATIC pistol. With fucking BADASS scribed on to the side. IT SHOOTS FLYING FUCKS, FOR GODS SAKE. Fuck on that, bitches.



Word. To your mother.

bdjhall
01-28-2009, 21:08
I'm so fucking hardcore I fucked your fucking mother while I shot that fuck down the street with my goddamn fucking 9mm AUTOMATIC pistol. With fucking BADASS scribed on to the side. IT SHOOTS FLYING FUCKS, FOR GODS SAKE. Fuck on that, bitches.



Word. To your mother.

That was so hardcore it made me blush.

Kalizkhan
01-28-2009, 21:09
That was so hardcore it made me blush.


You're from Canada. It's to be expected.

bdjhall
01-28-2009, 21:11
I want you to warm up my freezing nether regions.

Carl Ragadamn
01-28-2009, 21:11
I top you in grammerz tho ; )

Ok, you can hold that grammar rodeo trophy up and cheer with the other helmet clad kids on your bus.

Kalizkhan
01-28-2009, 21:11
I want you to warm up my freezing nether regions.

Have you ever been taken by a real Mountain Man?

bdjhall
01-28-2009, 21:12
have you ever been taken by a real mountain man?

AHAHAHAAHAH :D

I know a dude who used to say that a lot.

Kalizkhan
01-28-2009, 21:14
AHAHAHAAHAH :D

I know a dude who used to say that a lot.

I can see your innermost thoughts. You're from Canadia, it's to be expected.

bdjhall
01-28-2009, 21:16
I can see your innermost thoughts. You're from Canadia, it's to be expected.

What am I thinking about right now? No, it's not maple syrup.

Skyborn
01-28-2009, 21:16
Ok, you can hold that grammar rodeo trophy up and cheer with the other helmet clad kids on your bus.

This is why Carl wins...he's a funny motherfucker...

Justinian
01-28-2009, 21:17
This is why Carl wins...he's a funny motherfucker...

It's partially a Simpsons quote. For that, he gets the win trophy.

Kalizkhan
01-28-2009, 21:17
What am I thinking about right now? No, it's not maple syrup.

You're thinking that your mother is the luckiest woman alive, to have received my giant cock.


And Skywhatsyourface? Nobody cares about your opinion.

bdjhall
01-28-2009, 21:19
You're thinking that your mother is the luckiest woman alive, to have received my giant cock.


And Skywhatsyourface? Nobody cares about your opinion.

Get out of my head. GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

Chemichonga
01-28-2009, 21:23
I'm so hardcore I take the self produced mayonnaise from my friends man boobs and eat it.

Skyborn
01-28-2009, 21:26
And Skywhatsyourface? Nobody cares about your opinion.

Nice try newblet.

Carl Ragadamn
01-28-2009, 21:26
You're thinking that your mother is the luckiest woman alive, to have received my giant cock.


And Skywhatsyourface? Nobody cares about your opinion.

Sorry we will let you get back to posting back and forth with your alt.

FivosRazor1
01-28-2009, 21:27
I'm so fucking fucking I fucked your fucking fucker while I fucked that fuck down the street with my goddamn fucking 9mm fucking fucktool. With fucking fucker fucked on to the side. IT FUCKS FUCKING FUCKS, FOR FUCKS SAKE. Fuck on that, fuckers.



Fuck. To your fucker.

*fixed*

cosimo84
01-28-2009, 21:27
for the most part
...give or take

Skyborn
01-28-2009, 21:29
I love nerd-rage...it makes my day.

Makestro
01-28-2009, 21:29
I'm so hardcore I take the self produced mayonnaise from my friends man boobs and eat it.

Damn, your friends lactate eggs?

bdjhall
01-28-2009, 21:30
Sorry we will let you get back to posting back and forth with your alt.

Not my alt.

I didn't even know about this game until I read: http://www.cracked.com/article_16152_10-highly-anticipated-video-games-youll-never-get-play.html

Mo0rbid
01-28-2009, 21:36
I'm so hardcore I listen to popmusic and wear knitted jammies

Skyborn
01-28-2009, 21:37
I'm so hardcore I listen to popmusic and wear knitted jammies

Do you have ducks or clowns on your Jammies? Cause ducks are cool, clowns totally suck.

Killuminati
01-28-2009, 21:38
Even though video games are probably the most important thing in my life, I refrain from calling myself hardcore in order to not look infantile.

bdjhall
01-28-2009, 21:39
Even though video games are probably the most important thing in my life, I refrain from calling myself hardcore in order to not look infantile.

Damn noob.

Chemichonga
01-28-2009, 21:39
Quiero sexo que implica a su trasero.

Killuminati
01-28-2009, 21:40
Damn noob.

que

Thunderjohn
01-28-2009, 21:50
IM SO FUCKING HARDCORE THAT I ALWAYS WRITE IN CAPS AND USE AS MANY :bang:s AS POSSIBLE

:bang::bang::bang::bang:
:bang::bang::bang::bang:
:bang:

bdjhall
01-28-2009, 21:52
IM SO FUCKING HARDCORE THAT I ALWAYS WRITE IN CAPS AND USE AS MANY :bang:s AS POSSIBLE


I:bang::bang:think i will:bang::bang::bang:learn from you:bang::bang::bang::bang:

Sarukia
01-28-2009, 21:53
I've been gaming all out for about 3 years now. By "all out gaming" I mean, 3-4 hours sleep per day on average and 90% of leisure time is spent gaming (other 10% here and other forums and sites with articles), no social life at all, either. I'm in fact so hardcore that I'm beginning to suffer from mild seizures.

So, how hardcore are you guys?

If I have a game worth playing 8-12hrs a day. No online game right now all of them suck hopeing DF will be worth it.

Sharpshooter
01-28-2009, 21:54
I'm so hardcore they had to ban me for 10 days so I couldn't spread my hardcorness. Since when is talking about piracy illegal :/

Skyborn
01-28-2009, 21:57
IM SO FUCKING HARDCORE THAT I ALWAYS WRITE IN CAPS AND USE AS MANY :bang:s AS POSSIBLE


:bang::bang::bang::bang:
:bang:


I:bang:think i will:bang:learn from you:bang::bang:

Thanks for proving my theory that only douche bags use smilies (I actually had to take some out of the quotes cause the forum wouldn't let me add that many...)

BladyKillher
01-28-2009, 22:03
I'm so hardcore I can RP naked vampire unicorn biatch in a third person gear based flight sim biatch and facefucking impregnate the dwarf pornqueen biatch on the nuclear megacarrier biatch using only emotes

And your milf threesome too, IRL biatch!

Ion_StormH
01-28-2009, 22:20
I am so hardcore that I don't even have to post in this thread to prove my point.




But I could if I wanted to.




Damn.

HauptmannHP
01-28-2009, 22:21
I fight zombies.

I married a lemon.

Wow. I was going to say I'm megahardcore, and then I saw this post.

Ion_StormH
01-28-2009, 22:23
Wow. I was going to say I'm megahardcore, and then I saw this post.

You still are a wee bit hardcore though. So don't kill yourself.

HauptmannHP
01-28-2009, 22:24
You still are a wee bit hardcore though. So don't kill yourself.

Ok, I'll write that down somewhere.

Zinsane
01-28-2009, 22:25
ding, fries are done.

Zushakon
01-28-2009, 22:45
How FUCKING hardcore am I?

Geez, I broke up with the girl that I had been in love with for 8 years for AoC.. that's how hardcore I am.

Rilman
01-28-2009, 22:47
I'm so fucking hardcore i cant bend in the middle anymore!

Skyborn
01-28-2009, 22:49
How FUCKING hardcore am I?

Geez, I broke up with the girl that I had been in love with for 8 years for AoC.. that's how hardcore I am.

Wow you got fucked...and unfucked simultaneously...I would sue Failcom if I were you.

Cyle
01-28-2009, 22:49
I'm so hardcore I have a life.

Drock
01-28-2009, 23:13
Life experience tells me that anyone that tells you how hardcore/tough/awesome they are, is really none of those things.

Forumfall experience tells me that when a poster reeks of troll this much and tries this hard, they are doomed to be a failbot.

....you must be blind since you cant tell he is just messing around, joke is on you Mr serious..



...I mean he is fucking hardcore, im so fucking hardcore I sell BJ's and handjobs just so i can pay the comcast bill.

Drock
01-28-2009, 23:15
Im so hardcore I accidentally the whole fleshlight...........3 times.

Carl Ragadamn
01-28-2009, 23:16
....you must be blind since you cant tell he is just messing around, joke is on you Mr serious..



...I mean he is fucking hardcore, im so fucking hardcore I sell BJ's and handjobs just so i can pay the comcast bill.

The point of my post was to engage the OP for my own entertainment, which is what happened, and you would know that if you had read the thread.

wertyn
01-28-2009, 23:19
So, how much of a loser are you guys?

fix't

Killuminati
01-29-2009, 00:18
fix't

weren't you the one who said he bullies people cuz it was fun?

Rycon
01-29-2009, 00:27
Was hardcore for a summer.
----------------------------------------
Before (3 months ago maybe)
Went out like only 1 in a month for a weekend partying then stayed at home always playing my fucking games.
-----------------------------------------
After(Now)
Going out all weekend partying and getting drunk/laughing my ass off.Spending countless times searching websites.Only playing bf2 instead of 13 different games anddd... Emm i guess a much more social life and a balance on gaming.

Shit i am not going to quit gaming.

Rourke
01-29-2009, 00:35
OP is a fatty. Just pointing that out.

Paganini
01-29-2009, 01:07
I was once hardcore but have since given up my hardcoreness

Teutates
01-29-2009, 01:21
Beer and cigarettes killed my hardcoreness.

Honorius
01-29-2009, 01:23
I'm so hardcore I played Final Fantasy 11 for 4 years. Where I roleplayed a Taru the entire time, and yes I was the only person who was roleplaying.

ArtemisBD
01-29-2009, 01:28
really?

strayfe
01-29-2009, 01:32
I'm so hardcore I played Final Fantasy 11 for 4 years. Where I roleplayed a Taru the entire time, and yes I was the only person who was roleplaying.

I'm even more harcore, I played Final Fantasy 11 for 6 months!! I roleplayed a Galka that humped little Taru Taru's around every hardcore corner and allyway! the whole time!! Because my galka was roleplaying hardcore too!



Ps.. Maybe you missed me because you where sleeping

megx
01-29-2009, 01:34
If I say fuck a lot does that make me hardcore too?

strayfe
01-29-2009, 01:35
If I say fuck a lot does that make me hardcore too?

Fuck yea. Fuck. For fuck sake man, the more fucking often you fucking say fuck, the fucking more you fucking become a hardcore stone fucking cold fucking mother fucker of fucking hardcore fuck essence, the absolute fucking king fucker of fucking hardcoreness, for the love of fuck... Fuck.

Fuck! My torretes is fucking aggrovating me.

wertyn
01-29-2009, 01:41
weren't you the one who said he bullies people cuz it was fun?

weren't u the only one that figured out i was a troll?

PhreakShow
01-29-2009, 01:46
i don't get it.

ikhoefnix
01-29-2009, 01:48
i used to be 'hardcore' gamer.
then i got a motorcycle.

Carl Ragadamn
01-29-2009, 01:58
weren't u the only one that figured out i was a troll?

If you havent figured out that alot of times people here will respond to a troll post even though they know what it is just for something to do, then you should reroll as an '09er.

Makestro
01-29-2009, 02:04
If you havent figured out that alot of times people here will respond to a troll post even though they know what it is just for something to do, then you should reroll as an '09er.

This is the truth, and there is no denying it. That is how hardcore it is.

Bloody blade
01-29-2009, 02:25
Fucking as mild as a declawed kitten with its eyes not even open compared to that

VorpalSpork
01-29-2009, 02:30
I've been gaming all out for about 3 years now. By "all out gaming" I mean, 3-4 hours sleep per day on average and 90% of leisure time is spent gaming (other 10% here and other forums and sites with articles), no social life at all, either. I'm in fact so hardcore that I'm beginning to suffer from mild seizures.

So, how hardcore are you guys?

Jesus man, go get laid or something.

wertyn
01-29-2009, 02:33
If you havent figured out that alot of times people here will respond to a troll post even though they know what it is just for something to do, then you should reroll as an '09er.

says the guy who flamed my troll

ho ho ho loser

bdjhall
01-29-2009, 03:08
OP is a fatty. Just pointing that out.

I'm skin and bones, bitch.

bdjhall
01-29-2009, 03:09
Jesus man, go get laid or something.

Sex is nowhere near as good as pornos make it look.

Carl Ragadamn
01-29-2009, 03:18
says the guy who flamed my troll

ho ho ho loser
Have you not noticed that I flame almost every thread? I get VERY bored at work.


I'm skin and bones, bitch.

Thats what all the fatties say

Makestro
01-29-2009, 03:30
Sex is nowhere near as good as pornos make it look.

If you're good at it, it is.

bdjhall
01-29-2009, 03:42
If you're good at it, it is.

Sucks for me then.