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Thaeds
01-22-2009, 07:25 AM
I found something in my gmail account that made me think a lot about my life, and gaming. I'm posting this because I figure that there are people here who could use some perspective on their own lives. Especially today, the day before Darkfall comes out. You can make fun of me if you like and I will enjoy the lols as much as you.

I wrote this six years ago, when I was sixteen, and playing EverQuest. You can skip to the part with "***" if you don't want to read it all.


The date is May 22nd 2003. The location, my room, London, England,
sitting quietly at my computer in a semi-catatonic state. Only
occasionally remembering to blink. Most assuredly a calm, passive
state to be in. At least to the outside observer. But what they can't
tell, is that I'm not in my room. I'm not even in England. I'm deep
underground in the Qeynos Catacombs searching an elusive monster by
the name of Qbert. Every moment of my being consumed with
life-threatening decisions. I cannot drop my guard for even a second
and have any hope of surviving. Exhausted from a previous fight I have
no choice but to rest and regain my composure. Casting fearful glances
in all directions, like a mouse ready to leave its hole, I search for
potential danger. The walls to my sides remind me of a coffin,
defining, and absolute. The ceiling is low, scraping my head in some
places. The only thing warding off claustrophobia is a dim light at
the end of a long, but meager hallway. This is a false illusion
however, toward the light awaits nothing but a band of thugs, who
would end my life just as quickly as anything I may flee to them from.
But the light comforts me nonetheless. When satisfied safety is to be
had at the moment, I grudgingly adjust myself and prepare to sit down.
The ground slides easily beneath my feet, coated in sewage and blood.
Several corpses lay just around the corner, but I've long since grown
used to such sights. Pushing the world out of my mind momentarily, I
attempt to recover myself. Footsteps. Boots, heavy boots, coming from
around the corner! With much effort I awaken from my meditation,
instantly realizing that I assumed safety too soon, and that this
mistake could cost me my life. Sure enough a sentry spots me, and with
a precise blow to my side cleaves me in two. Lying on the ground I
feel my life flow out of my ribs. In the world of EverQuest, there is
a low tolerance for failure, and I know I have failed.

***Glancing at my watch, I notice it's 9:11pm. I have a paper due
tomorrow that I have not even started, and I know it will take my a
few hours to complete. I should log off and recover from my
embarrassment tomorrow. I should. I don't. I appear back in town,
without any of my items. To get back to my body and recover my
belongings takes the help of several willing strangers, and over an
hour. By the time I am ready to start fighting through the catacombs
again, its 10:40pm, I look at my watch, and note the time, but I've
conditioned myself not to realize its significance. To do so would end
my adventure prematurely. Ever vigilant, I begin again, fighting my
way through the catacombs. A plan that met with failure or success
always ends badly.
1:22am I can no longer hold my eyes open for any significant duration
of time. It's time for bed. For a brief moment my mind vaguely
considers the paper due tomorrow. A very brief moment. After all, who
can even think about writing an understandable sentence at this hour,
in this state of mind, much less an entire paper? The thought actually
amuses me briefly before my attention drifts back to my bed, and
softer, warmer, pillowy, comforting things…
Not to my surprise I wake up late for school. I'll skip breakfast,
leave my hair unbrushed and only be ten minutes late. It's not like
this happens every day, and I can make up the paper with a negligible
penalty. I'll just have to do a really good job to balance it out. No
harm done.

After spending my waking hours at school psyching myself up in
preparation of my paper I finally arrive home. Ready as I've ever been
in my life to get to work, honestly. I set down my backpack and am
about to open it, when I coincidentally decide I am hungry. Assessing
the pro's and con's of delaying my work just long enough to eat, I
decide I had best limit all possible distractions before I get to
work, including hunger. I prepare a fairly large snack, as is my usual
habit, and make my way back to my room. Only this time the food seems
to have averted my attention, and I casually sit down at my computer,
ignorant of the absolutely dedicated mindset I held only moments
earlier. The words "LOADING, PLEASE WAIT" greet me as I enter my
virtual playground, and calm any still-lingering doubts that my trip
to the kitchen may have missed. In the back of my mind I scream,
hoping that I can snap myself out of the hypnosis exacted on me by
this game, in vain however, like always.
Somehow, in my junior year, I managed to pass all my classes. I
accredit this to my incredible intelligence, for it was surely not
thanks to hard work, good study habits, or effort that I managed
through. Nevertheless I was rewarded well – almost three full months
off school, and I had tickets to the hottest show, every night, and
every day, whenever I had a waking moment I could log onto my computer
and become absorbed in my virtual world, without having to worry about
schoolwork, or grades. I took full advantage of this gift. In a few
short months school would start again, this time in America though,
and I had to make the most of my time, while I had it.
I knew I was starting school in the States next year, but the idea
that we would have to actually pack up and move that summer never
crossed my mind. Which is why it came as a shock to me when two weeks
after school let out I found myself packing up my computer, and
sending it off to some unknown destination in another country. I can't
say I felt any strong emotions whatsoever in doing this, after all,
it's just a computer.
The next two months were spent bouncing around America visiting
family, renewing ties and doing odd favors for elderly aunts and
uncles. I did a lot of work during the summer, repairing this and
that, mowing too many lawns to count, cutting brush, chipping paint,
dry walling bathrooms, sanding, and many other less exciting household
chores. But I enjoyed the change of pace. When we finally moved into
our new house in Virginia, got setup in school, and received our sea
freight from London, containing among other things, my computer. I had
been without my fantasy world for more than ten weeks.
I never really even missed it, and after logging in once or twice more
I couldn't tell you what I ever saw in the game. I soon sold my
account for a cool two grand, and moved on with my life. This was just
last summer, but it seems much, much further away.
This experience has changed my life much more than anyone can hope to
understand, so you'll have to take my word for it. I've experienced
something that a select few people in the world will ever experience,
absolute dedication. At least that's what I like to refer to it as.
You may call it addiction, I don't mind. I stopped defending it long
ago, I recognize now that defending it is futile, since any good
habits I gained from this experience are easily counterbalanced by my
new ability of unfailing procrastination in almost all aspects of my
life. However, no matter how much bad has come of it, I am still left
with a mind full of good memories of dungeons, dragons, mages and
magic - like my aunts and uncles in Tennessee, I reminisce of the
past, unable to live it again.


And here is something I wrote just now, I haven't edited it much so sorry if it reads crappily, but it's the follow up to what's happened in my life since.

Um, so after I moved to the states I went to my senior year of highschool, I started playing WOW, literally barely passed, I had some Ds that should have been Fs (my SATs are r670 w610 m800 btw), and took a year off after highschool to do nothing but GM my guild. I played WOW every day all day for about 14 hours or so. To my credit, it wasn't so much that I loved WOW, it was that I loved GMing my guild. We were the top on our server and learned the game from Lucifron to Nefarian to AQ and BWL bosses, and I managed to get us through countless hard times in the process. Yadda yadda.

Then two and a half years ago I started community college. I didn't have any idea what I was doing, but I knew that it wasn't going to include games in it. I quit all games, WOW, online games, even console games, my guild disbanded without me. I still didn't dedicate myself completely to school, I spent a lot of time goofing around on the internet, but it was alright.

I got mostly As in school. I started to get some actual social interaction going, as I pretty much spent the last 16 months alone in front of my computer. I still didn't have any real life friends, which isn't as bad as it sounds. I have moved 10+ times in my life so I was used to gaining/losing friends, it's just hard to make new ones when you're in front of your computer all day long.

I also got the balls to sign up for online dating. Online dating is more trouble than it's worth, but if you are afraid of asking girls out in real life, I highly suggest it to build social skills. I went out with several different girls, some more than once even. I started to talk to girls more in real life as well.

Last fall I switched my major to mechanical engineering, got some more As, and took (among others) physics over the summer. I met a girl in my physics class and got her number, well, I gave her mine and she reciprocated.

Our first date was on the fourth of July, and we were going to go out on my dad's boat with my dad and his girlfriend and watch fireworks, but it was raining lots, so we went for a walk waiting for the rain to stop, I grabbed her hand and we ran across the sand and sat in someones back yard and watched the storm.

Later we went back to my house and watched some fireworks from my roof, which was not nearly as romantic as it sounds, as they were really far away. Lots of stuff went wrong on that date, but it didn't matter, because we kept seeing each other.

When school started that fall she was going to UVA, and I was finishing my last semester in community college. Her school was about two and a half hours away, so we stayed together. We saw each other about every three weeks. We spent a lot of time together during Christmas break as well.

That was about a month ago. I'm now at Georgia Tech, the fourth ranked school for Mechanical Engineering in the country (remember I barely passed high school?), and we're still together. I've already made some friends here, which is a plus. Social situations don't scare me anymore, and I'm more than comfortable flirting and talking with girls. There's a good chance my girlfriend is going to transfer here so we can be together, but if we break up, the only thing keeping me from finding someone else, is getting over her. As it should be.

Anyway, I thought maybe some people would like to read that to help them get some perspective on their own lives. I really only posted it in the hopes that it will help someone here, as I think right when Darkfall is releasing is a good time to take stock of your life.

I resisted a very large temptation to bel-air you guys, I hope you appreciate it!

tl;dr

Step 1: Quit Games
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit!

EndWorld
01-22-2009, 07:27 AM
"odd favors for elderly aunts and
uncles." You say? What kind of Odd favors?

Painweaver
01-22-2009, 07:28 AM
"odd favors for elderly aunts and
uncles." You say? What kind of Odd favors?


I stopped reading there as well...The drama quickly turned into horror.

Slypieguy
01-22-2009, 07:30 AM
You keep a journal? What a faggot lol

Surly
01-22-2009, 07:36 AM
Man, if people keep posting this kind of shit they're going to tip me over the edge I've been teetering on for years and I'll go forth into the real world and do something constructive.

Like binge drinking.

Gloomrender
01-22-2009, 07:36 AM
tldr version plz?

Thaeds
01-22-2009, 07:39 AM
tldr version plz?

Step 1: Quit Games
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit!

Natdaprat
01-22-2009, 07:42 AM
Sounds like he had a blast gaming, so good for him.

Lord Belphegor
01-22-2009, 07:46 AM
I didn't bother to read this WALL OF TEXT, mainly because of the failed and flawed title. Life... and gaming? What kind of bullshit is that.

Honest Bill
01-22-2009, 07:46 AM
Cliff notes?

Forgin
01-22-2009, 07:48 AM
Why, exactly why should I care enough about your life to read that wall of text?

Thaeds
01-22-2009, 07:51 AM
Why, exactly why should I care enough about your life to read that wall of text?

Why should I care if you do?

Surly
01-22-2009, 07:52 AM
Cliff notes?
He used to play EQ all the time to the detriment of his schooling. Then, he moved to America and didn't have a computer for a couple of months. During that time he did real life stuff, and liked it. When he got his computer back, he didn't understand why he ever played EQ and sold his account.

Then he played WoW, and delayed going to college for a year just to GM his WoW guild. But he got tired of that, sold his account, and went to college while still dicking around on the internets some. He did e-dating for a while to get over his fear of girls, and eventually started dating some girl from one of his classes. Now, he's no longer socially inept, and is enjoying life for all of its natural splendors. He advocates that people who post on video game forums learn to prioritize what is important in life.

(I extrapolated the last sentence)

It's the classic tale! Boy meets computer, boy faps every day for six years and suddenly wakes up from an ecstacy-induced haze realizing he's in his 20s with no friends or social skills. Boy laments, and changes his life. Boy shares his changes with the people who live in his computer box.

Agge
01-22-2009, 07:54 AM
I don't want to change >:

Honest Bill
01-22-2009, 07:54 AM
He used to play EQ all the time to the detriment of his schooling. Then, he moved to America and didn't have a computer for a couple of months. During that time he did real life stuff, and liked it. When he got his computer back, he didn't understand why he ever played EQ and sold his account.

Then he played WoW, and delayed going to college for a year just to GM his WoW guild. But he got tired of that, sold his account, and went to college while still dicking around on the internets some. He did e-dating for a while to get over his fear of girls, and eventually started dating some girl from one of his classes. Now, he's no longer socially inept, and is enjoying life for all of its natural splendors. He advocates that people who post on video game forums learn to prioritize what is important in life.

(I extrapolated the last sentence)

It's the classic tale! Boy meets computer, boy faps every day for six years and suddenly wakes up from an ecstacy-induced haze realizing he's in his 20s with no friends or social skills. Boy laments, and changes his life. Boy shares his changes with the people who live in his computer box.


Sounds like a heart warming, 'coming of age' yarn. Any idea if there's going to be a sequel where interesting stuff happens?

Pigor
01-22-2009, 07:56 AM
With all due respect, that is/was fucking pathetic. Though you probably wouldn't argue me this point.

All in all, I never understood the crack jobs that take the gaming this far. Where is your friend/roomate to tell you to fuck off and wake up? Your parents? Someone? Jesus people, this kind of shit brings a bad name to all of us MMO'rs, not just the creepy ones.

Thaeds
01-22-2009, 07:57 AM
Sounds like a heart warming, 'coming of age' yarn. Any idea if there's going to be a sequel where interesting stuff happens?

If my girlfriend comes to school with me we will do all sorts of things that I will endure infractions for posting on these forums. Stay tuned!

With all due respect, that is/was fucking pathetic. Though you probably wouldn't argue me this point.

All in all, I never understood the crack jobs that take the gaming this far. Where is your friend/roomate to tell you to fuck off and wake up? Your parents? Someone? Jesus people, this kind of shit brings a bad name to all of us MMO'rs, not just the creepy ones.

There are more people like this than you think. At least 30 people in the guild I ran were about as bad as me. And yah, I agree it's pathetic.

Honest Bill
01-22-2009, 07:58 AM
If my girlfriend comes to school with me we will do all sorts of things that I will endure infractions for posting on these forums. Stay tuned!


Nice...... But remember kids ..... PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!

greenwood
01-22-2009, 08:04 AM
But your gonna play darkfall right?

Hypseos
01-22-2009, 08:05 AM
You are trying to convince everyone not to play MMOs? Are you intending to play Darkfall?

Also you still haven’t taken my advice from your last thread. Its never to late for a refund.

pimmoulijn
01-22-2009, 08:05 AM
It's actually a well written story. If you don't bother to read it, please don't bother to reply.

Have you ever considered writing more than a journal? You are quiet good at it and your writing is oddly entertaining.

Good luck with whatever your up to ingenius writer and engineer sir mr.

Honest Bill
01-22-2009, 08:07 AM
It's actually a well written story. If you don't bother to read it, please don't bother to reply.


I think I speak for us all when i say; Go fuck yourself until it bleeds

Vessol
01-22-2009, 08:10 AM
If you can't manage video games effectively in your life and not become some obsessed freak who plays them all the time, that sucks for you. It's not that hard to balance them out in your life.

Temet nosce
01-22-2009, 08:11 AM
I think I speak for us all when i say; Go fuck yourself until it bleeds

No, you don't. I want him to fuck himself with a spiked dildo until he dies, bleeding doesn't cut it.

As for the Op... You don't need to quit to make a profit.

Delewin
01-22-2009, 08:12 AM
My left side of my face is actually numb after reading that wanna be thought provoking narrative. Let me give you alittle advice. First, dont write sht like that again here and second,
Don't take life too seriously, no one makes it out alive.

Bamboopanda
01-22-2009, 08:13 AM
This is your second post about this shit.

Nobody cares about your pissant life, stop posting your bio and post something interesting and worth reading, like the next flame war over something OTHER than bitching at you for trying to get us interested in your life.

Yea, your girl is in a different school nailing other guys and your moping around because you refuse to do the same. No matter how you feel about the girl, you are not married, and even if you where she would still nail something else while gone from you. There, happy? Would you like to hear more?

Since when did OT become emo central?

Temet nosce
01-22-2009, 08:15 AM
Since when did OT become emo central?

Same time the morons started breeding at a six to one ratio. August 08.

Honest Bill
01-22-2009, 08:16 AM
No, you don't. I want him to fuck himself with a spiked dildo until he dies, bleeding doesn't cut it.

As for the Op... You don't need to quit to make a profit.


I stand corrected; I apologise. I shouldn't have put words in your mouth

Thaeds
01-22-2009, 08:18 AM
Nobody cares about your pissant life, stop posting your bio and post something interesting and worth reading, like the next flame war over something OTHER than bitching at you for trying to get us interested in your life.

This thread wasn't intended for you, or people like you, maybe you'd like this other thread of mine better (seriously)...

Ron Paul said it, I said it, why the fuck are you acting like this is unknown to most of us who haven't been blindly following the media?
And who the fuck are you? The top economists disagreed about whether the bailout was a good idea or not, and we won't know for a long time, if ever, who was right. You're opinion was given to you by some e-warrior who managed to sound convincing. You have absolutely no ability to judge the bailout because you don't have anywhere near the education or experience to know the first thing about it.

You are such a fucking generic piece of shit it's actually intriguing. In fact, in order to both show everyone how unique you are, and explore the topic a little further, I present to you, and the rest of forumfall, e-warrior 101, a guide in correctly formed internet arguments. Enjoy!

All of these posts were made in the last 12 hours, and represent half of Lethn's total posts in that time.

This first quote is a classic example of "There is a huge conspiracy and I'm the only one too smart to fall for it"
As with all games I'll just study the gameplay videos and decide myself, frankly I think games reviews are so fucking annoyingly biased towards publishers I wouldn't want to see what people have to say about Darkfall, especially with the vaporware tag it's been given by idiots who haven't bothered checking out the game properly.
Now we have "I'm such a seasoned veteran I don't even have emotions anymore". A great way to show people how in control of everything you really are.
The times they post news and stuff is almost completely random so I'm not going to get my hopes up until I see a news item saying "We're sending out beta emails now" quite frankly.
Possibly the best example of "I don't conform to typical social norms" I've ever seen... His resistance to realize that if not for his extreme social phobia he would fuck anything that moved is remarkable.
She is hot, I just don't find her all that attractive personally :p
Ahh, a classic. The "you are so lucky I decided not to flame you". No e-warrior should be without this in their repertoire.
Must resist... Temptation to flame...
Here our e-warrior unleashes his first combo, starting with "it's okay for me to do whatever I want because I am on a whole other level than the rest of you". It's then followed by an "I can post like a troll, and still call you a troll cause I'm better than you". Really does get the point across.
I ranted about how I cheated and I enjoyed it because of shitty stats based games that force you to play by their rules in order to enjoy the game, kkthxbai troll.
Not only has our friend mastered the use of forum style arguments, but he even tries to educate the masses, as you can see in this explination of "post a lot so anyone who doesn't read it is wrong".
This is why I write walls of texts so people who don't read them look incredibly stupid.
Perhaps in a frenzy of intellectualness we catch a rare glimpse indeed. It seems despite knowing better Lethn very nearly makes a blunder in this timeless "I have a plan so awesome I shouldn't even be talking about it". Whew that was a close one!
Who said anything about anarchy? I'm just going to kill any enemies I see and carve out my own underground criminal empi-.... woops! Almost gave my plan away.
One of the more deceptive and below the belt moves, in my opinion, "I know you are but what am I" does wonders to defray attention from yourself onto another, weaker, e-warrior. Anything goes in e-wars. This move tries to shift public opinion by asserting the e-warriors dominance, thus, only the most powerful e-warriors should attempt it.
Will those fucking assholes stop attention whoring already? As if their clan isn't filled with idiots enough, I can't wait to kill those scumbags in game, they will be on my KoS list.
When you've spent twelve hours or so posting, your fingers and mind can get a little tired, so, much like a kung-fu master uses an opponents own force against them, so will a true e-warrior use his opponents efforts against them. Here we see this in use with "if you understood what you were saying, you'd see you already proved yourself wrong". This is a particularly useful skill both for the brevity, and because of the circularness of the argument. If your opponent didn't even know what they said the first time, then all future posts are invalidated as well, the argument is won in less than a sentence!
Cry more and read your previous posts.
When your opponents own force isn't great enough to use against them, use their weakness instead with "no source, no truth!". It's a doubly whammy to your victim because not only does finding a source take a lot of effort, but that effort also validates your argument by showing that a source was needed! This move is best used in arguments against common knowledge facts.
Okay fucking source please
"I'm so cool I don't even have to act like I'm cool"
bewbz! *runs in circles*
For our grand finale we see something only expert e-warriors should dare attempt. A five part combo which will surely leave any opponent decimated. It gets complicated so I'll break it down to it's parts. It's also safer than viewing the entire attack at once.

He starts off with a solid "you don't read right" questioning his opponents abilities right off the bat.
Clearly you didn't read
Then he moves into a "I have much better things to do" transition which negates the importance of the original point, which then invalidates even the best responses!
I was almost at the end but couldn't be fucking bothered
Another one-two combo, to make it even more embarrassing for someone to correct him, because he "doesn't care"! Masterful.
I don't care
This part of the chain is tricky as an inexperienced e-warrior could easily damage himself with this move, but Lethn is no regular e-warrior! He easily makes his point again with "I'm only good at good games", which not only invalidates arguments for the games, but also increases his skills as a gamer. Remarkable.
getting pissed off because the game wouldn't let me progress anymore.
Rounding out his lethal combo, we see the e-warrior shows how powerful he is with "rules only effect me if I say they do, and that's okay".
I've never cheated in any other games like Morrowind because they allow you to use some tactics instead of just force you to go back.
Now that I've gone over the individual parts, I don't think it can do any serious damage to show you this post in it's entirety... Study it, you can learn a lot.
Clearly you didn't read, I was almost at the end but couldn't be fucking bothered constantly dying and trying to figure out what it was that I did wrong and I don't care, I found it far more fun than just getting pissed off because the game wouldn't let me progress anymore.

Also for the record I've never cheated in any other games like Morrowind because they allow you to use some tactics instead of just force you to go back.

That's it for me guys. Join me next time for e-warrior 102 when we'll go over Rick-Rolls, YTMNDs, Photoshop and other advanced techniques.

Peace out and remember to take care of your ego, it's by far the best defense out there! Stay safe!

That was the most pathetic troll attempt I've ever seen Thaeds as someone who supposedly joined in 2005 I honestly expected better than the usual "Put words into peoples mouth and pretend they're saying something else" tactics that only the trolls on MMORPG.com use.

Seriously, why did you even bother? I'm rather impressed you actually went to the lengths you did to dig up so many quotes but they don't make any point nor do they actually verify anything that you say, you should take a lesson from Jon Stewart on how to dig up peoples' quotes and use it against them he does it very well against politicians.

Not only that, did you even think this would actually bother me in the slightest? Pathetic e-peen stroking like that is something I just laugh at right now because when you resort to trying to personally attack someone then you yourself end up looking like the utter douchebag instead of the person your trying to target.


That was the most pathetic troll attempt I've ever seen
You don't read right.

Thaeds as someone who supposedly joined in 2005 I honestly expected better than the usual "Put words into peoples mouth and pretend they're saying something else" tactics that only the trolls on MMORPG.com use.
I don't conform to typical social norms.

Seriously, why did you even bother?
It's okay for me to do what I want because I'm on a whole other level than you.

I'm rather impressed you actually went to the lengths you did to dig up so many quotes but they don't make any point nor do they actually verify anything that you say
I don't care.

You should take a lesson from Jon Stewart on how to dig up peoples' quotes and use it against them he does it very well against politicians.
Do you have a source for this?

Not only that, did you even think this would actually bother me in the slightest? Pathetic e-peen stroking like that is something I just laugh at right now
If you understood what you were saying, you'd see that you already proved yourself wrong.

when you resort to trying to personally attack someone then you yourself end up looking like the utter douchebag instead of the person your trying to target.
I'm such a seasoned veteran I don't even have emotions anymore.
there's a limit to how much of an asshole you can be.

...Wall of hilarity...And this boys and girls is the difference between an '05er and an '07er.
Bronson;1929518']Wow, bravo and well done!
Holy shit.
pretty hilarious read
Hahaha, thank you so much. I will always be able to look at Lethn's ramblings with a smile on my face now.

I salute you.
oh god many lulz..many lulz....
That was pretty epic.
Thaeds, pat on the back for making me laugh.
Can't believe I just read through all of that. Lol, that was win.
Perfect.
That was a true epic fukking win.

I humbly salute you and changing my grade to 11/10.
This thread should be a sticky.
You are my e-hero.
Your work is godly.
I once had a discussion on verbal abuse. My argument was that attacking someone verbally is pointless because no matter what you say it's just words, and words can me easily dismissed.

While the other guy was saying that I just had never seen a master at work. unfortunately he was unable to come up with any good examples of a master's work and I walked away unconvinced.

Then I saw your sig. You verbally decimated that dude! you are a true master, and that was a work of art.

Temet nosce
01-22-2009, 08:19 AM
I stand corrected; I apologise. I shouldn't have put words in your mouth

Quite right old boy, still at least you had your sentiments in the right place, eh?

Lord Belphegor
01-22-2009, 08:19 AM
Thaeds, try www.blogspot.com or www.myspace.com

FraBaktos
01-22-2009, 08:26 AM
Man, if people keep posting this kind of shit they're going to tip me over the edge I've been teetering on for years and I'll go forth into the real world and do something constructive.

Like binge drinking.

Looks like Surly is getting bored of being in beta :/

Medieval
01-22-2009, 08:29 AM
tl;dr

Step 1: Quit Games
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit!

Games have absolutely no crossing with real-life such as friends, work and either. If they do, you're just a nerd.

Xzi
01-22-2009, 08:34 AM
I tried quitting video games once. After I was let out of jail twenty years later I was ordered by the courts to play a minimum of twelve hours a day, though.

Slypieguy
01-22-2009, 08:34 AM
Games have absolutely no crossing with real-life such as friends, work and either. If they do, you're just a nerd.

Yea, who has friends with similar interests? Bunch of crazies

BlackVolgan
01-22-2009, 08:51 AM
He used to play EQ all the time to the detriment of his schooling. Then, he moved to America and didn't have a computer for a couple of months. During that time he did real life stuff, and liked it. When he got his computer back, he didn't understand why he ever played EQ and sold his account.

Then he played WoW, and delayed going to college for a year just to GM his WoW guild. But he got tired of that, sold his account, and went to college while still dicking around on the internets some. He did e-dating for a while to get over his fear of girls, and eventually started dating some girl from one of his classes. Now, he's no longer socially inept, and is enjoying life for all of its natural splendors. He advocates that people who post on video game forums learn to prioritize what is important in life.

(I extrapolated the last sentence)

It's the classic tale! Boy meets computer, boy faps every day for six years and suddenly wakes up from an ecstacy-induced haze realizing he's in his 20s with no friends or social skills. Boy laments, and changes his life. Boy shares his changes with the people who live in his computer box.

sounds like you can relate

Surly
01-22-2009, 09:23 AM
Just spitballing here, let me know how likely you think a rough outline like this is to happen.
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2010, It was just a few months into the new year. Having successfully turned the entire population of forumfall away from games and on to real lives with false promises of poontang and true love, I was free to roam the wastes of Agon as the uncontested King. Or so I thought... things in my life were about to get flip-turned upside down in a way that would make Will Smith jealous.

I rushed home from work early that day, eager to snap my bulbous ass into the framed arms of my computer chair, like a perfectly formed lego piece grasping into its defined place. Sure, Darkfall had been such a piece of shit that it'd been delayed by another year, but I was finally ready to face release as I always knew I was meant to: as the ruler, the man... the oppressive and evil Thaeds! Known and revered across the world of Agon, whose name invoked horror in the hearts of e-men! But, sadly, this was still not to be... not for me, anyway, not today.

As I stepped off the city bus to my house, the stomach wrenching moan of twisted steel echoed behind me. This, at least, was normal since the agony of my chariot was eased as my tremendous bulk returned to the solid ground. I turned my cheek to the windows of the bus as children laughed, glaring from under my stylish and very cool looking black emo haircut. They laughed now, but soon I would ascend from this pathetic world into the embrace of my fantasies, so I decided to spare their lives... this time. I turned back to my house, and began to waddle in the direction of my front door. Suddenly, I heard another wail from behind me... but this time, it wasn't the familiar echo of grinding bolts and steel which crawled up my spine. It was faint at first, but grew rapidly louder, and louder, until the vibrations of the noise shook the earth around me and one of my garden gnomes tipped over into the dirt. I clinched my first in rage! No one befouls David the Gnome and gets away with it!

I spun around like banana cream pie on a lazy-susan before having a chance to devour it whole, only to be greeted to the face with the wailing of a stainless steel double-neck fender guitar glistening in the afternoon sun with the brilliance of a thousand sticks of rock candy. Behind the blinding reflection of the sun, I barely made out the silhouette of a man standing on the bus... a very small man, flailing his arms around the guitar and belting out face melters like a nazi opening up the ark of the covenant. Without thinking, I crouched into my combat stance with the speed of dropped scoop of ice cream slumping into the ground on a hot summer day, and made ready for the hell I knew would be unleashed! Suddenly, the little man threw his guitar into the air and screamed in a tongue I dare not remember, babbling and heaving words from his mouth unintelligibly. He lunged at me, obscured by the sun's glare, and landed a mighty kick to my face which would send me tumbling through my yard like a beach ball.

I rolled around for a few moments on the ground to get my barings, and looked towards the tiny man's location. To my horror, he wasn't obscured by the sun's rays at all! He was in fact a black midget, and he grinned at me with a smile made of golden teeth with diamond studded rims. Before I had a chance to yell any pejorative comments at him, he whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. When the passenger's door to the cab burst open, it gave way to a throng of miniature black people just like my first assailant, pouring from the cab like a chocolate rain. Just then, an explosion expelled itself from the bowels of the Earth in front of me, sending debris flying up into the sky, and forcing behind it a flood of naked supermodels hurtling up from the depths of hell with red colored bat-wings and pitch forks. The fender guitar landed in my lap while the swarm of bat-winged naked supermodel devils descended upon the horde of midgets.

An epic battle ensued between the black midgets and the naked devil-women, with lots of explosions, and cakes that rained from the sky so I could eat them. And then I totally rocked out on the fender, because I'm a great guitar player, which fueled the fervor of the fighting midgets and nudist succibusses so they could fight on forever while I ate cake and rocked out.

The end.....

............ ?

Lord Belphegor
01-22-2009, 09:27 AM
Can we stop the WALLLS OF TEXT?

Pigor
01-22-2009, 09:33 AM
The end.....

............ ?

Thought provocative. Spellbinding.

Ankh
01-22-2009, 09:41 AM
You took a year off just to play wow?

Classic.

Pcheez
01-22-2009, 09:41 AM
Eh gotta strike a balance.

Everyone gets hooked to mmos at some point, just gotta be able to snap out of it before it becomes too much.

Slypieguy
01-22-2009, 09:49 AM
Wow Surly, does beta suck that bad?

Hypseos
01-22-2009, 09:49 AM
succibusses
?

I got a hunch I’d regret it if I troll you but that isn’t right is it?:ohno:

Surly
01-22-2009, 09:50 AM
Wow Surly, does beta suck that bad?
Since I can't directly answer that....

On an unrelated subject entirely: It's fucking awful.

mythos383
01-22-2009, 09:51 AM
You keep a journal? What a faggot lol

I loled

Dremik
01-22-2009, 10:14 AM
Good read, Thanks for posting it. I probably won't heed its warning though.

chewbaccasdad
01-22-2009, 11:08 AM
So when does the movie come out?

Marley and Me was the shit.

Temet nosce
01-22-2009, 11:13 AM
When's the sequel Surly?

Nexus
01-22-2009, 11:18 AM
Step 1: Quit Games
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit![/B]

Well duh.

theubner
01-22-2009, 11:19 AM
Why should anyone quit gaming just because you can't manage yourself? I play computer-games since about 20 years, got an university degree, a well paid job and a sweet girlfriend who not only accepts that I game, but also games with me. Can't see anything wrong with that...