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Crying Hyena
01-22-2009, 06:52 AM
It seems to be inevitable. Man made or not, we're kinda screwed.

http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2009/01/21/heat-temperatures.html

Heat to Become Major Threat by Century's End
Emily Sohn, Discovery News

Jan. 21, 2009 -- By the end of the century, the hottest temperatures in recent history will become typical, and the world's food supply will be in deep trouble as a result.

Those grim predictions come from a new study that looked at heat waves of the past as well as climate projections for the future to paint a frightening picture of what's to come: severe food shortages and rising malnutrition, especially in places where people are already poor and hungry.

"The changes are so big and in the wrong direction in places where it really matters," said agricultural economist David Bittisti, of the University of Washington, Seattle. He led the study, which appeared recently in the journal Science.


Battisti urges immediate reductions in fossil fuel emissions and agricultural preparations for a warmer world.

"If we don't adapt, we will have really serious problems," he told Discovery News. "People will need to either migrate or die."

Battisti and colleagues used 23 global climate models to forecast average growing season temperatures through the end of the century. All the models agreed: With our current rate of greenhouse gas emissions, there is a greater than 90 percent chance that by 2100, summers in the tropics and subtropics will be hotter than the hottest summers recorded between 1900 and 2006.

In temperate regions, last century's most extreme summers will be the norm.

To predict how such temperature changes might affect crop growth, the scientists looked at several past examples of extreme heat, including Western Europe's record hot summer of 2003. During that three-month heat wave, some 52,000 people died from heat-related stress, and corn yields dropped by more than 30 percent in Italy and France.

With time, growers can usually recover from events like these. But if temperatures get excessively hot and stay that way -- and not just locally but everywhere, the situation could be disastrous.

"We're looking at reductions in crop yield of 20, 30, or 40 percent in some cases," Battisti said. "The fact that this is a global impact all at the same time means that there [will be] no where to turn for food."

The tropics and subtropics include Africa, central Europe, Asia, the Middle East, Australia, Central America, the southern United States, and northern South America. More than 3 billion people live in those regions. One third of them are already malnourished, Battisti said. And the population will only continue to grow.

"They've given us an early glimpse into territory beyond charted human experience," said geographer Bill Easterling, of Pennsylvania State University in University Park. "We could be up against challenges for which we have no historical experience."

The study drives home the need to research and develop new agricultural strategies, Easterling added, such as more heat-resistant and drought-resistant crops, and production techniques that consume fewer fossil fuels.

"What was learned in this study was that we need to act now, not later," Easterling said. "We can't delay."

Natdaprat
01-22-2009, 06:53 AM
Should I have kids? I think not.

verlox2
01-22-2009, 06:54 AM
I thought we were heading for another Ice Age? Not Fun On the Sun.

Apex Vertigo
01-22-2009, 06:54 AM
People will need to either migrate or die.


Lmfao, priceless.

verlox2
01-22-2009, 06:55 AM
Wait, does this mean we have to become Canadians?

Judgement
01-22-2009, 06:57 AM
I'll be dead by then. You young-uns have fun.

Salaman
01-22-2009, 07:01 AM
I say we declare war on the sun before it's too late.

Ungraylessness
01-22-2009, 07:01 AM
I'll be dead by then. You young-uns have fun.

We'll be feeding you're remains to hungry immigrants

Ungraylessness
01-22-2009, 07:02 AM
I say we declare war on the sun before it's too late.

We have to nuke the sun, it's the only way.

AmonDominus
01-22-2009, 07:03 AM
See, the planet Earth is getting rid of us herself. About time.

There's way too many people who are hogging resources and precious space.

No food. Those 100 kids per family fuckers die off = Earth stabilizes.

Surly
01-22-2009, 07:03 AM
Warm weather rocks. It also yields far greater harvests and sustains much larger populations. Plus, I'm kind of sick of cold weather. It's been cold as hell the last few years.

Ion_StormH
01-22-2009, 07:04 AM
Meh, that's what more science is for. And archologies! :idea:

Edit: Seriously though, if we would cover only 25% of the earth's surface in orbital solar panels ...

Carl Ragadamn
01-22-2009, 07:05 AM
Warm weather rocks. It also yields far greater harvests and sustains much larger populations. Plus, I'm kind of sick of cold weather. It's been cold as hell the last few years.

This because droughts become less of a problem when we get better at transporting water.

Slypieguy
01-22-2009, 07:07 AM
Sound the alarms!

Jhokhoso
01-22-2009, 07:16 AM
Well thank zeus I don't expect to live long enough to see the world turn into a sauna.

Duffren
01-22-2009, 07:22 AM
End of the century? Fuck that, Ill either be too old or dead to care.

Jezrith
01-22-2009, 07:39 AM
Chicken Little called, he wants his study back...

Sarukia
01-22-2009, 07:48 AM
I'll still be around long after that don't plan on dieing for a few 100 billion years maybe alot longer.

Watch star trek they got tech that can turn matter into energy and energy into matter. Might be scifi but if you think about it 20,000 legues under the sea was scifi too and we have subs now that can sail the depths of the ocean. Just because we don't have tech like that don't mean it won't exist by then.

Tzacharu
01-22-2009, 07:57 AM
Yay more doomsday news.

Bonney Goatbeard
01-22-2009, 08:00 AM
My theory is that Earth will heal itself, it will cause a new ice-age to stop the rising temperatures.

Vessol
01-22-2009, 08:05 AM
Warm weather rocks. It also yields far greater harvests and sustains much larger populations. Plus, I'm kind of sick of cold weather. It's been cold as hell the last few years.

This. Look at the warmest places in the world and see how great of soil and food production they have..wait..what? Oh shit, nevermind. Temperate places that have definite seasons and rich soil have good crops, ie: The Midwest. The U.S is the top producer of Wheat in the world.

It's not talking about warm weather, it's talking about scorching hot weather that kills crops and stretches are already limited fresh water supplies.

But w/e. They're just a bunch of liberal socialist pussies! Fuck them! Global Warming is a LIE! The Earth has never been better.

Slypieguy
01-22-2009, 08:30 AM
This. Look at the warmest places in the world and see how great of soil and food production they have..wait..what? Oh shit, nevermind. Temperate places that have definite seasons and rich soil have good crops, ie: The Midwest. The U.S is the top producer of Wheat in the world.

It's not talking about warm weather, it's talking about scorching hot weather that kills crops and stretches are already limited fresh water supplies.

But w/e. They're just a bunch of liberal socialist pussies! Fuck them! Global Warming is a LIE! The Earth has never been better.

And all those other zones that are just below optimal crop weather currently will then become optimal for crops. WE MIGHT HAVE TO MOVE OUR CROPS TO A DIFFERENT AREA, FUCK! I DON'T KNOW IF WE WILL BE ABLE TO ADAPT.

Judgement
01-22-2009, 08:34 AM
We'll be feeding you're remains to hungry immigrants

Best of luck! With the amount of alcohol I consume and cigarettes I smoke, anyone who tries to eat me by then will die of cancer. On the bright side, they may also get drunk in the process.

saltwaterteffy
01-22-2009, 08:37 AM
speculation is going to kill us all! run for your lives!

Darstar
01-22-2009, 08:37 AM
Actually a fair amount of current scientists have in the last year came out with studies showing that the world is heading for a Maunder Minimum like event where a new ice age will happen.

In the last thousand years alone we have had 3 minor ice ages all from Maunder Minimum type events where sun spot cycles were very low.

Mordare
01-22-2009, 08:51 AM
I'm no climatologist or anything...but wouldn't warmer weather extend the time you can successfully grow crops?

Carl Ragadamn
01-22-2009, 09:08 AM
Best of luck! With the amount of alcohol I consume and cigarettes I smoke, anyone who tries to eat me by then will die of cancer. On the bright side, they may also get drunk in the process.

It is kind of you to pre-smoke and marinate the immigrants food supply.

Chernobog
01-22-2009, 09:16 AM
Humanity as a whole should be focused on much more serious threats (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEI0inxSDFE).

Carl Ragadamn
01-22-2009, 09:17 AM
Humanity as a whole should be focused on much more serious threats (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEI0inxSDFE).

That is a very cereal problem, infact it is so super cereal that we cannot address it.

Limboo
01-22-2009, 09:18 AM
WAIT! WHAT IF IT WHIPS US WITH ONE OF ITS SOLAR FLARES... Then we will surley be dead.... or the part of the world it hits atleast........

Limboo
01-22-2009, 09:22 AM
oops i meant to post a quote IM CEREAL GUYS!!!
I mean Manbearpig could wipe us out, then again we have shotguns!

Chernobog
01-22-2009, 09:23 AM
That is a very cereal problem, infact it is so super cereal that we cannot address it.

The only thing that can save you is the urine of a mongoose, coincidentally I have a company that sells such a urine.

o4saken
01-22-2009, 09:23 AM
Soylent green is people.

hachre
01-22-2009, 09:55 AM
The war on sun has to begin NOW.

padge
01-22-2009, 10:03 AM
I thought we were heading for another Ice Age? Not Fun On the Sun.

we are, and we have not even reached the the temps of the renaissance.
more info here.
http://www.oism.org/pproject/GWReview_OISM600.pdf

Chmero
01-22-2009, 12:47 PM
Uhm you do see the pattern.

Unless you live in a third world country, you won't starve, civilization wins! Now I better go refuel my car to add to the contamination, while I'm at it I'm going to shoot a polar bear or two. Happy days and jubilations.

Rourke
01-22-2009, 12:48 PM
I'll be dead by then. You young-uns have fun.

Likewise. YAY for DEAD!!

Felidaeus
01-22-2009, 12:52 PM
Wait, does this mean we have to become Canadians?

bugger off eh? we don't want you.

Magnum1
01-22-2009, 12:53 PM
Warm weather rocks. It also yields far greater harvests and sustains much larger populations. Plus, I'm kind of sick of cold weather. It's been cold as hell the last few years.

israel will nuke the middle east soon when that shit finally starts ... w00t ... should warm things up a bit

Tanitha
01-22-2009, 12:56 PM
Yeah not a problem, before the worlds totally screwed the petrol companies will release the patents they have bought out and hidden. Fossil fuels have been a thing of the past for decades, they are only still used, so people have a means to milk you of your money.

Barbarossa
01-22-2009, 01:38 PM
It's all bullshit.

Global warming, this news article posted by the OP, it's all bullshit.


Ever think why they always put these things just a few years past any possible chance of you being alive when it happens?

Because it isn't going to happen, that's why.


Humans will believe anything, superior intellect my ass. :lmao:

saltwaterteffy
01-22-2009, 01:39 PM
The only thing that can save you is the urine of a mongoose, coincidentally I have a company that sells such a urine.

are they shipping it in a box labeled "darkfall" next month?

Ziegler
01-22-2009, 01:43 PM
people people.....please calm down....We have elected the great Obamasiah and he will deliver us from the threat.
*in best waterboy cheerleader voice*...he can do it!!!!

saltwaterteffy
01-22-2009, 01:47 PM
people people.....please calm down....We have elected the great Obamasiah and he will deliver us from the threat.
*in best waterboy cheerleader voice*...he can do it!!!!

puppets can't pull their own strings

[Leon]
01-22-2009, 02:10 PM
I am liveing in canada- Should survive the century there.

Nehemia
01-22-2009, 02:14 PM
And how is this my problem?

The polar bears will die out from Finland?

Oh fuck.