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Gondus
01-16-2009, 02:53 AM
The mighty white board that has been given birth by the Almighty Darkfall website is the newest Craze.

Origin of the White Border (http://www.mmorpg.com/gamelist.cfm/game/4/view/forums/thread/218994/page/1)

All shall bask in its glory that it is!

You must Recite the Holy Mantra of the White Border to be converted.

Our Border, which art in Tasos,
hallowed be thy name;
thy border come;
thy will be done,
in earth as it is in Darkfall.
Give us this day our daily white border
And forgive us our grey borders,
as we forgive them that grey border against us.
And lead us not into off-white;
but deliver us from grey.
For thine is the white border,
the Tasos, and the Darkfall,
For ever and ever.

All all believers, Please do not be fooled by the Gray Boarder Propaganda. Those are false truths to confused with the true that is the White Border.

And the Lord Tasos spoke, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of the White Border towards thou foe of the Grey Border Fanatics, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

Praise be the White Border!

palo god
01-16-2009, 02:56 AM
How many gods are in your cult?

Morthor
01-16-2009, 02:56 AM
For those who don't know what this man is ranting about: http://darkfallonline.com/

Maybe this is old news, but I didnt see it. (If you even consider this news...)

Gondus
01-16-2009, 02:58 AM
There is only one to be praised in this holy of days....THE WHITE BORDER!

Salaman
01-16-2009, 03:07 AM
White? That looks grey to me, heretic. Clearly the message from on high was lost upon you and for that you must be purged.

Natdaprat
01-16-2009, 03:08 AM
DON'T EVER LINK ME TO MMORPG.COM AGAIN! You ass hole.

1998altima
01-16-2009, 03:11 AM
A new border? Well whoop dee doo Basil!

Hammin'Em
01-16-2009, 03:11 AM
Heretic.

That belongs to Brannoc (http://forums.darkfallonline.com/showthread.php?t=86323&highlight=batshit)

Vessol
01-16-2009, 03:14 AM
Stop copying and pasting movie quotes and editing them. Do something original for once.

Duffren
01-16-2009, 03:16 AM
The site isn't loading for me. Could I have done something to anger the white border?

Vessol
01-16-2009, 03:18 AM
The site isn't loading for me. Could I have done something to anger the white border?

OMG OMG OMG

THE SITE IS DOWN!

I WONDER WHT THEY R CHANGIN!

:ohno:

Gondus
01-16-2009, 03:20 AM
Stop copying and pasting movie quotes and editing them. Do something original for once.

If your talking about that hallow be thy name thing....sorry to say that came from the Christian's first...so anyone else is a copy cat....so you can't really say crap about that.

L07u5
01-16-2009, 03:20 AM
Yeah it isnt loading for me either. Thinking maybe its an update to a pink border.

Rossco
01-16-2009, 03:27 AM
I think the website crashed when I opened it after reading this.

Vessol
01-16-2009, 03:28 AM
Yeah it isnt loading for me either. Thinking maybe its an update to a pink border.

They're adding the invisible pink unicorn :ohno:

Gondus
01-16-2009, 03:28 AM
The Holy White Border'd site still works for me : /


Edit: NVM when i hit the refresh button it stopped working lol.

L07u5
01-16-2009, 03:40 AM
They're adding the invisible pink unicorn :ohno:

Oh noes how will I know if its there when the site comes back up again? I think I will explode in pink puffy cloud of cotton candy. (as you can tell Im in the silly stange of sleepyness) Now Im going to work lets see if the pink stuff is up again when I get home.

Tzacharu
01-16-2009, 04:11 AM
For those who don't know what this man is ranting about: http://darkfallonline.com/

Maybe this is old news, but I didnt see it. (If you even consider this news...)

Of course it's news. It's a message from Tasos that the website has indeed been updated.

popsaregood230
01-16-2009, 04:30 AM
They must be adding boobs

Gondus
01-16-2009, 04:40 AM
They must be adding boobs

What are Boobs????

Do you mean Bewbs?

Can someone tell me what boobs are??????

Thee Leprechaun
01-16-2009, 04:43 AM
What are Boobs????

Do you mean Bewbs?

Can someone tell me what boobs are??????

Boobs are one of the infamous weapons used by the heretic grey heathens to combat against our natural non-inflated bewbs!!!

L07u5
01-16-2009, 07:06 AM
Just got home from work and still no working site. Seams like they have a hard time figuring out how to change the color of the border. Maybe there is something to the white being holy.

Gondus
01-16-2009, 10:35 AM
They better not remove the Holy White Border of Darkfall......humans can NOT destroy a god!

Badem
01-16-2009, 11:48 AM
Sadly the Holy WHITE Border appears to be slightly Smudged Gray Border now

The Grays are winning the battel against the White Borderers!!

:ohno:

Honest Bill
01-16-2009, 11:50 AM
Looks pretty white to me

Lictor
01-16-2009, 01:11 PM
White border... lol.

nepila
01-16-2009, 01:46 PM
Hasn't it been there like forever? Since the new site was made.

Mo0rbid
01-16-2009, 01:48 PM
what the feck`? the border seems a little gray at the top right

Lictor
01-16-2009, 01:55 PM
Hasn't it been there like forever? Since the new site was made.

What new site?! Stop smoking that shit!

Gondus
01-16-2009, 02:02 PM
Sadly the Holy WHITE Border appears to be slightly Smudged Gray Border now

The Grays are winning the battel against the White Borderers!!

:ohno:

Do not be deceived by the grays. That is a optical illusion from the black surrounding it. You must place ALL your belief in the Almighty White Border.