Viluin
01-15-2009, 11:11 PM
Greetings, Forumfallers.
Today, I will share a secret with you. A secret that has been in my family for many years, passed down from father to son for multiple generations. It's called: The Scorched Anus Policy. It is mostly applicable to men in prison, although it can be used in any situation where there is a threat of sexual aggression. The idea is to ruin yourself for your aggressor and make sure he no longer wants to touch you in any way.
I hereby bring you a step-by-step walkthrough of the Scorched Anus Policy!
Step 1: Identify the severity of the situation. If you feel that you may be in danger, proceed.
Step 2: Shit yourself.
Step 3: If there is a threat of violence, cover yourself in your own feces. Start with the most sensitive parts (Crotch, stomach, face) and then the rest of your body.
It's that simple! Tip: If you want to be able to use this technique at all times, only take "half-shits". Interrupt your bowel movements halfway through, to make sure there's always something left should you need it.
Demonstrative video, starring yours truly (No, not really)
(EDIT: Link removed to stay within the limits of the ToS)
I hope this technique will never be of use to you, but keep it in the back of your head in case an appropriate situation arises. God bless you.
Today, I will share a secret with you. A secret that has been in my family for many years, passed down from father to son for multiple generations. It's called: The Scorched Anus Policy. It is mostly applicable to men in prison, although it can be used in any situation where there is a threat of sexual aggression. The idea is to ruin yourself for your aggressor and make sure he no longer wants to touch you in any way.
I hereby bring you a step-by-step walkthrough of the Scorched Anus Policy!
Step 1: Identify the severity of the situation. If you feel that you may be in danger, proceed.
Step 2: Shit yourself.
Step 3: If there is a threat of violence, cover yourself in your own feces. Start with the most sensitive parts (Crotch, stomach, face) and then the rest of your body.
It's that simple! Tip: If you want to be able to use this technique at all times, only take "half-shits". Interrupt your bowel movements halfway through, to make sure there's always something left should you need it.
Demonstrative video, starring yours truly (No, not really)
(EDIT: Link removed to stay within the limits of the ToS)
I hope this technique will never be of use to you, but keep it in the back of your head in case an appropriate situation arises. God bless you.