Have you ever tried to get your internet baned?

[Angel_of_Mercy]

I was bored i so I was wondering did any one tried to get their internet banned on purpose?

[Morthor]

Yeah I do it every day, just for lulz.

[Rourke]

what?

[Fluffington]

I was bored i so I was wondering did any one tried to get their internet baned on purpose?

What the fuck are you tryuing to say?

Maybe it's my fault for not training my comprehension, I never though I would be dealing with people so stupid. I can only guess what "baned" would mean, I think "banned". Now to get my internet banned, well, that is tricky. It could mean my forum access, for some reason, my access to the internet or something so stupid I can't comprehend it. The third bieng the most probable answer, it's not concrete enough to use so I'll pick two. In which case I would say if I wanted to I would download child porn from the FBI's website while hacking some email and downloading music, all while sending threats to everyone who would take them seriously.

[Nevron]

Yeah, we brought plenty of siege weapons to break down the walls but we couldn't destroy the tree before the bane got destroyed.

[Zinsane]

paramount bitched to my ISP recently for 'illegal activities' of which i won't say but why the hell would you try to get 'baned'

[Ziegler]

Baned or banned?

I threatened AOL with bomb to get them to finally quit billing me. (this was in '97, way before 9/11)...

During that call though...I told hajib....your TOS states you will ban people uploading virii......I am doing that currently, ban me per your TOS....he wouldnt do it....
I am watching kiddie porn using your service...explicitly against your TOS...ban me.....he wouldnt.
Now mind you this is after 6 months of them billing my account. And they didnt start doing that til 6 months after I had cancelled. So at a year after I had cancelled and 3 times of calling in and telling them to quit billing me and then saying they would just to do it again I got with hajib to get him to ban me....
So I lost it on him...gave him the address for the Time Warner Aol offices, and stated if they ever billed me again I would blow the place up.

never got a visit either...which was odd but *shrugs* AOL is probably pretty used to getting bomb threats.

[sylent]

I was bored i so I was wondering did any one tried to get their internet baned on purpose?


Pull off your moms top, should get you off for a week

[Morthor]

paramount bitched to my ISP recently for 'illegal activities' of which i won't say but why the hell would you try to get 'baned'

One word: PeerGuardian2 ;) stfu mods, its 100% legal.

[Rourke]

Baned or banned?

I threatened AOL with bomb to get them to finally quit billing me. (this was in '97, way before 9/11)...

During that call though...I told hajib....your TOS states you will ban people uploading virii......I am doing that currently, ban me per your TOS....he wouldnt do it....
I am watching kiddie porn using your service...explicitly against your TOS...ban me.....he wouldnt.
Now mind you this is after 6 months of them billing my account. And they didnt start doing that til 6 months after I had cancelled. So at a year after I had cancelled and 3 times of calling in and telling them to quit billing me and then saying they would just to do it again I got with hajib to get him to ban me....
So I lost it on him...gave him the address for the Time Warner Aol offices, and stated if they ever billed me again I would blow the place up.

never got a visit either...which was odd but *shrugs* AOL is probably pretty used to getting bomb threats.


Like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmpDSBAh6RY

[Ezion]

This one time I was downloading gratuitous amounts of porn when an army of midget axethrowers showed up riding on giant blue birds. Their leader demanded I give up my 'tubes, but I yelled "THIS...IS...TEXAS" and shitkicked him into the giant pit that is my mailbox. Of course, the midget army broke down our walls and swarmed our router, but I'll be damned if I didn't take a lot of those blue bastards with me.

True story.

Yeah, we brought plenty of siege weapons to break down the walls but we couldn't destroy the tree before the bane got destroyed.

Beat me to it.

[Ziegler]

Like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmpDSBAh6RY

yeah...but alot more cussing and screaming on my part.

[Spineless_DoO]

I was bored i so I was wondering did any one tried to get their internet baned on purpose?

Inside of a year most cable users will be getting the boot because of the new limits. I will stick with Fios:)

[Angel_of_Mercy]

I was just asking and my english isnt fluent because iam from Lithuania so yeh basicly iam just a noob

[Rourke]

I was just asking and my english isnt fluent because iam from Lithuania so yeh basicly iam just a noob

I thought the Lithuania sunk in WW2?

[Angel_of_Mercy]

Lithuania is a small Eastern European country

[maskedtears]

Wow, I never even knew I could get my internet banned. Sweet.

[Nehemia]

I thought the Lithuania sunk in WW2?

America, land of education.



--
And oh, me & my friend talked in messenger about bombing the local library for whole night (Joking of course, but we actually made quite efficent plans!) to test if the police would actually arrive at our doors.
8 months and no signs of them, I'm dissappointed.

[Angel_of_Mercy]

Wow, I never even knew I could get my internet banned. Sweet.

yes you can but it is hard as triyng to warm up a pie with a flamethrower. Tried it once but the curtains set on fire.

[Rourke]

America, land of education.

.

How could I of NOT been more obvious with that one??

[jonyak]

Wow, I never even knew I could get my internet banned. Sweet.

he didn;t say banned... he said baned...

what that means.. I dunno.. but I assume it has something to do with the devil.

[FraBaktos]

The op has the English comprehension skills of a walrus.

[akrippler]

Baned or banned?

I threatened AOL with bomb to get them to finally quit billing me. (this was in '97, way before 9/11)...

During that call though...I told hajib....your TOS states you will ban people uploading virii......I am doing that currently, ban me per your TOS....he wouldnt do it....
I am watching kiddie porn using your service...explicitly against your TOS...ban me.....he wouldnt.
Now mind you this is after 6 months of them billing my account. And they didnt start doing that til 6 months after I had cancelled. So at a year after I had cancelled and 3 times of calling in and telling them to quit billing me and then saying they would just to do it again I got with hajib to get him to ban me....
So I lost it on him...gave him the address for the Time Warner Aol offices, and stated if they ever billed me again I would blow the place up.

never got a visit either...which was odd but *shrugs* AOL is probably pretty used to getting bomb threats.

Dude im getting this, fucking haji keeps calling me atleast once a day trying to get some guy named todd to renew his prescription. Every day these people call me and everyday i try to politley get them to stop. I swear to god the next time they call me I am going to shit a brick all over his face, no more mr nice guy, the next they call its fucking game on bitches.

[Angel_of_Mercy]

Dude im getting this, fucking haji keeps calling me atleast once a day trying to get some guy named todd to renew his prescription. Every day these people call me and everyday i try to politley get them to stop. I swear to god the next time they call me I am going to shit a brick all over his face, no more mr nice guy, the next they call its fucking game on bitches.

Thats the spirit!:D

[Ludo]

./netsend

[akrippler]

Thats the spirit!:D

I dont like to be mean to random people for no reason, but there is no toher way to get through to them, They wont let me talk to their managers, and everytime I start to get pissed they just say " ok im sorry goodbye" and hang up, without taking my number off their list. So next time right from the get go I am going to start yelling as loud as possible.

[Yuppa]

How could I of NOT been more obvious with that one??
Theres no such thing as sarcasm in europe

[Lifestone]

I fully bane my internet all the time

impen/slash/pierce/blud/acid/light/fire/cold

If I didnt, the melees of the internet would win

You cast Acid Bane VI on Hoary Mattekar Robe, surpassing Acid Bane VI

[Angel_of_Mercy]

I dont like to be mean to random people for no reason, but there is no toher way to get through to them, They wont let me talk to their managers, and everytime I start to get pissed they just say " ok im sorry goodbye" and hang up, without taking my number off their list. So next time right from the get go I am going to start yelling as loud as possible.

I know what you mean neither do i. I dont even get angry at school at people that hate me and want me dead, but sometimes they go just too far.

[Rourke]

I know what you mean neither do i. I dont even get angry at school at people that hate me and want me dead, but sometimes they go just too far.

See...that there is not....hmmm..dead? Really? Wow kiddo. Do tell.

[Ziegler]

Dude im getting this, fucking haji keeps calling me atleast once a day trying to get some guy named todd to renew his prescription. Every day these people call me and everyday i try to politley get them to stop. I swear to god the next time they call me I am going to shit a brick all over his face, no more mr nice guy, the next they call its fucking game on bitches.

You should know...I did this a couple years prior to 9/11....I'd seriously consider not doing this now days.....I'd wager it will get you a visits from the suits.

[Niles]

Ban my internet? What fucked up shit is that?

[akrippler]

You should know...I did this a couple years prior to 9/11....I'd seriously consider not doing this now days.....I'd wager it will get you a visits from the suits.

Lol I just dont know what else to do, Not to be a dick but I cant understand a word they say so every sentance has to be repeated 3 or 4 times, and when they eventually figure out I am not this "todd" guy they just hang up without taking me off their list. so like I said next time, the first words out of my mouth are going to be "PUT YOUR FUCKING MANAGER ON THE PHONE"

[Ziegler]

Lol I just dont know what else to do, Not to be a dick but I cant understand a word they say so every sentance has to be repeated 3 or 4 times, and when they eventually figure out I am not this "todd" guy they just hang up without taking me off their list. so like I said next time, the first words out of my mouth are going to be "PUT YOUR FUCKING MANAGER ON THE PHONE"

https://www.donotcall.gov/


Then get a answering machine that can record calls, and record them and get their company name in the recording and call a lawyer...this is easy money for lawyers.

[akrippler]

https://www.donotcall.gov/


Then get a answering machine that can record calls, and record them and get their company name in the recording and call a lawyer...this is easy money for lawyers.

What I think happned is that the guy that had my phone number before I got it used to use this company.

[Jdslayers]

I fully bane my internet all the time

impen/slash/pierce/blud/acid/light/fire/cold

If I didnt, the melees of the internet would win

You cast Acid Bane VI on Hoary Mattekar Robe, surpassing Acid Bane VI


Bahaha, level sixes, you would be a snack to my fire swordie. (Yes, I am implying that I would, in fact, eat you.)

[aruzo]

I've been banned 3 times from my internet cause I was trolling their chatrooms etc... Just pleaded my case each time, eventually changed ISP.