View Full Version : Aragorn (King of Gondor) vs Leonidas I (King of Sparta)
The Messiah
01-12-2009, 11:46 PM
Aragorn has chain mail... Flame of the west as his sword his bow and a shield.
Leonidas (guy from 300) has No armour, spear, shield and short sword.
In all fairness they are both pretty much fictional even though Leonidas was real... but 300 did push the limits of reality to the edge.
So compare the two characters from the movies.
Rokolith
01-12-2009, 11:47 PM
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Crazy Hermit
01-12-2009, 11:47 PM
Aragorn would kick his ass.
Aragoni
01-12-2009, 11:47 PM
Aragoni, king of the Norse.
Vessol
01-12-2009, 11:47 PM
Jesus fucking Christ, you fucking kids would've never even heard of the Battle of Thermopylae if it wasn't for that god damned movie.
ClownFoot
01-12-2009, 11:48 PM
Aragorn. No doubt about it. That man is a fucking badass.
Apex Vertigo
01-12-2009, 11:48 PM
I didn't care much for LotR but I did like 300 (despite everyone on forumfall being too cool for it). Also, Leonidas would fuck Aragorn up in a fist fight, be a close fight with the weaponry you suggested.
Death's Chill
01-12-2009, 11:48 PM
Well, how the fights are portrayed in both movies, I'd say Leonidas just has more skill; but it would be a close fight.
Crazy Hermit
01-12-2009, 11:49 PM
Jesus fucking Christ, you fucking kids would've never even heard of the Battle of Thermopylae if it wasn't for that god damned movie.
I would have. It just made it more interesting. I bet i know as much about history as you.
nick larking
01-12-2009, 11:49 PM
aragorn becasue hes better equiped.
Zushakon
01-12-2009, 11:50 PM
Jesus fucking Christ, you fucking kids would've never even heard of the Battle of Thermopylae if it wasn't for that god damned movie.
Where you from and what kind of fail schools do you have?
The Messiah
01-12-2009, 11:50 PM
Jesus fucking Christ, you fucking kids would've never even heard of the Battle of Thermopylae if it wasn't for that god damned movie.
I studied classics at university.
Rathynas
01-12-2009, 11:50 PM
Jesus fucking Christ, you fucking kids would've never even heard of the Battle of Thermopylae if it wasn't for that god damned movie.
I learned about it in middle school, long before the movie came out. Even then everyone thought Spartans kicked ass.
Leonidas because he was real. Ignoring realism, Aragon would win. In close combat, Leonidas.
kingpin
01-12-2009, 11:51 PM
Achilles beats them both. so what if he was finally killed by a faggot coward?
also Legolas beats Achilles and Palpatine beats Legolas.
Vessol
01-12-2009, 11:52 PM
Paul Atreides kills them all.
Aragoni
01-12-2009, 11:52 PM
Achilles beats them both. so what if he was finally killed by a faggot coward?
also Legolas beats Achilles and Palpatine beats Legolas.
And Beowulf beats Palpatine.
Crazy Hermit
01-12-2009, 11:53 PM
Aragorn's sword can chop off saurons finger, something no other weapon can do. http://www.animationarcade.com/animation/ring2.html
ClownFoot
01-12-2009, 11:54 PM
And Beowulf beats Palpatine.
Gilgamesh beats Beowulf.
kingpin
01-12-2009, 11:55 PM
Aragorn's sword can chop off saurons finger, something no other weapon can do. http://www.animationarcade.com/animation/ring2.html
Leonidas spear is the only weapon that could prove that a god can bleed.
Aragoni
01-12-2009, 11:55 PM
Gilgamesh beats Beowulf.
Fail. No one beats Beowulf..... Except the dragon.
taylor242424
01-12-2009, 11:56 PM
lol aragorn is destined to win, hes a fictional char. Leonidas is based on a dude who got raped by the persian army. HEZ GOT THE DEAD PEOPLE ON HIS SIDE!!!!! DOES LEO?
Vessol
01-12-2009, 11:57 PM
Gilgamesh beats Beowulf.
Duncan Idaho beats Gilgamesh
Someone
01-12-2009, 11:57 PM
Aragorn of course, Rayne would go gay for him so of course it's Aragorn.
Edit:
Fail. No one beats Beowulf..... Except the dragon.
Well to be honest that's just because he protects his womanfolk. Otherwise he would have ripped the heart out of his son without any problems. That and the bastard was over 60, dragonslaying is not something for the elderly really.
kingpin
01-12-2009, 11:57 PM
lol aragorn is destined to win, hes a fictional char. Leonidas is based on a dude who got raped by the persian army. HEZ GOT THE DEAD PEOPLE ON HIS SIDE!!!!! DOES LEO?
the dead people was a one time spell cast and he already used it.
Natdaprat
01-12-2009, 11:58 PM
Gimli wins.
ClownFoot
01-12-2009, 11:59 PM
the dead people was a one time spell cast and he already used it.
He's got HOBBITS!!!
Yobaj
01-13-2009, 12:00 AM
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Pigor
01-13-2009, 12:03 AM
Jesus fucking Christ, you fucking kids would've never even heard of the Battle of Thermopylae if it wasn't for that god damned movie.
Now now Gramps, the last time you started yelling you shit your pants.
Crazy Hermit
01-13-2009, 12:06 AM
Leonidas spear is the only weapon that could prove that a god can bleed.
Aragorns sword made sauron explode. That beats the shit out of bleeding.
kingpin
01-13-2009, 12:11 AM
Aragorns sword made sauron explode. That beats the shit out of bleeding.
no it didn't. the lack of the ring made him explode, the sword just seperated them.
plus who cares about Aragorn, he is the protagonist and loses from Legolas, what's with that? oh and also gandalf who took on the Balrog and possibly golum.
and what kind of a retard says no to a night with a hot princess just to stay faithful to an elf that cries all the time.
sorros
01-13-2009, 12:13 AM
Aragorn. He has a magical ring that can go pew pew pew. He just never uses it, I'm not sure why...plus his sword can roflstomp any silly man in underwear with a spear and shield.
tallefred
01-13-2009, 12:16 AM
As much as I love Lord of the Rings... Leonidas was a real person with a pair of watermelons for balls.
Bawlin
01-13-2009, 12:16 AM
You are such a fucking idiot, honestly.
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR POLLS!
Crazy Hermit
01-13-2009, 12:21 AM
no it didn't. the lack of the ring made him explode, the sword just seperated them.
plus who cares about Aragorn, he is the protagonist and loses from Legolas, what's with that? oh and also gandalf who took on the Balrog and possibly golum.
and what kind of a retard says no to a night with a hot princess just to stay faithful to an elf that cries all the time.
Xerxes is not an actual god. However sauron is a demi-god. A weapon that can harm a demigod=ftw. Plus the book trilogy was written in the 50's. Taboo to cheat on your girlfriend in the 50's. I like Gandalf the best out of all of the LOTR characters, but aragorn could still kill leonidas. Lets see leonidas survive on 1 on 5 fight with some ringwraiths.
The Messiah
01-13-2009, 12:30 AM
'You are such a fucking idiot, honestly.
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR POLLS!'
40 votes paedo
Kusghuul
01-13-2009, 12:36 AM
We would all win.
Tyler
01-13-2009, 01:02 AM
If we were to juxtapose both characters into reality, Leonidas would win, why? B ecause Aragorn is a depressed little hippie, bleeding heart wanna be fairy. Leonidas is a genetically superior, dyed in the wool killing machine.
I rest my case.
Volture777
01-13-2009, 01:11 AM
RESULTS
aragorn VS. leonidas
aragorn 3,780,000 (view)
leonidas 5,260,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 9,040,000
GoogleBattle winner is leonidas
Tzacharu
01-13-2009, 01:47 AM
Aragorn is more balanced, and probably endured more than Leonidas ever did considering he's over 80 years old. I give Leonidas the win for overall strength, but Aragorn has above average strength, wisdom, and intellect, so is, in my opinion, a better fighter than Leonidas.
ForzikTheFeared
01-13-2009, 01:48 AM
Achilles beats them both. so what if he was finally killed by a faggot coward?
also Legolas beats Achilles and Palpatine beats Legolas.
It was Apollo's guided arrow that struck Achilles. The film lets that aspect out.
Oh and Aragorn would kick Leonidas's ass, he has magically items; half of which he doesn't even use.
Kael009
01-13-2009, 02:05 AM
Jesus fucking Christ, you fucking kids would've never even heard of the Battle of Thermopylae if it wasn't for that god damned movie.
it was also mentioned by a Mr Tom Cruise in The Last Samurai :)
Natdaprat
01-13-2009, 02:07 AM
RESULTS
aragorn VS. leonidas
aragorn 3,780,000 (view)
leonidas 5,260,000 (view)
Total Pages Searched: 9,040,000
GoogleBattle winner is leonidas
But you have to take into account leonidas was pretty much naked in that movie, so he's going to attract a large google search rating.
Aragon lulz.
Spartans are gay anyways.
Durindana
01-13-2009, 02:19 AM
You are such a fucking idiot, honestly.
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR POLLS!
fucking this. I saw the poll I immediately assumed the implied question was "who would I the OP rather give it to me up the tailpipe"
Hammin'Em
01-13-2009, 02:23 AM
Aragorn has an elf girlfriend and it aint Arwen.
Leonidas shaves with an axe blindfolded and doesnt even wince in his chaff-inflicting leather underwear.
Ganon
01-13-2009, 02:59 AM
he first one didnt exist the latter did and even if he wasnt so badass as in the movie it surely pwns the inivisible character
Rokolith
01-13-2009, 03:05 AM
tell me where is gandalf
for I much desire to speak with him
Rancid727
01-13-2009, 03:07 AM
OMG
Goku
His power is over 9000...............
Thrudgelmir
01-13-2009, 04:08 AM
Aragorn. He's fucking an elf.
for I much desire to speak with him
a balrog of morgoth?
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