A drive for sex

[Death's Chill]

Yeah, so this isn't about some lame dude driving a hundred miles for a quick fuck, it's about a little question. How high do you consider your sex drive to be?

I'll say this, mine is relatively low compared to most people. It's definitely there, and in some cases it comes in... bursts, and it can be wild; but I'm very happy that I have a low sex drive. Why? Those with high sex drives tend to pursue girls like a hobby, it's... a passion for them. I'd hate that. It puts all the focus on women. That's no way to live imo.

I don't need a girl to be happy, which surprisingly enough seems to attract them to me. It's ridiculous and unfair if you think about it, but the less you seem to want something, the more it appears in your life. What's with that? :p

[Honorius]

My apathy is all encompassing.

[Aragoni]

Another e-peen contest this will be!! This thread will deliver!

[Zushakon]

If it has bewbz, I'd hit it!

[Vessol]

I have a sex drive, but don't think of it all the time and it doesn't influence me much.

[TheLeprachaun]

"Wouldn't say no to a hot chick, but it's rarely worth the trouble."

I wouldn't say 'rarely' but out of the four options,I'd go with this one.

[Caffy]

I'm so torn. There's a Bewbz option, and a lulz "I r virgin" option. I can't decide.

/wrists.

[Layedballer]

It's fun, I enjoy it. But it does not encompass my every thought

[Nexus]

Ouch, public poll is public. Gutted to those that didn't check and answered honestly :rolleyes:

[HedraFan3030]

I had to go for the first one for the lols...

[zango]

Eww, are you kidding? Have you seen what a vagina looks like?!

[Natdaprat]

Sex is awesome. Though it's not my main goal in life and such.

[Broockle]

the 2 people who voted the third option must be either gay or straight women......i hope
mine is quite low, i'm virgin, i almost never masturbate, i work out more and take a run when i get too bored in my apartment all by myself.
It's -6 C outside atm, which makes it hard to do that but still i try xD

[Death's Chill]

How far would you folks go for sex? How much is too much trouble? What do you even consider trouble?

I know only one girl out of half a dozen so far seem to be worth even talking to... why is it so hard to find a women with a personality that's not totally moronic and based off of nothing more than social conforming?

Ugh, the general rule seems to be, the hotter she is, the dumber. It can be proven down to society. The only exception to this would be if she grew up in a secluded location her entirely life. Then she might be actually interesting because she won't care about social crap. ;)

Ouch, public poll is public. Gutted to those that didn't check and answered honestly

Who in their right mind would assume that I'd make a poll about sex private? Do you think me mad?

[Layedballer]

the 2 people who voted the third option must be either gay or straight women......i hope
mine is quite low, i almost never masturbate, i work out more and take a run when i get too bored in my apartment all by myself.

Or the more likely option:
Trolls

[Tamural]

If it has bewbz, I'd hit it!

http://shinymedia.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/fat_man.jpg

[Walking Corpse]

First option. Boobs are awesome. :D

That is all.

[Broockle]

Ugh, the general rule seems to be, the hotter she is, the dumber. It can be proven down to society. The only exception to this would be if she grew up in a secluded location her entirely life. Then she might be actually interesting because she won't care about social crap. ;)

ironicaly the smarter a girl appears the more i am attracted to her. I am repeld by women who use lipstick, color their eyelids and darken eyelashes.

[Rourke]

I'm terrified of gurls, and touches around my peenal areas. :ohno:

[DarkLily]

the 2 people who voted the third option must be either gay or straight women......i hope


Well I just transfered it to male anatomy "eww have you seen what a penis looks like!" works just as well, as well as the others.

[BladeofHearts]

I like obscene amounts of sex with my girlfriend, but consider other women to be about as attractive as men with bewbz. Which is not at all. Where do I fall?

[holychicken]

Yeah, so this isn't about some lame dude driving a hundred miles for a quick fuck, it's about a little question. How high do you consider your sex drive to be?

I'll say this, mine is relatively low compared to most people. It's definitely there, and in some cases it comes in... bursts, and it can be wild; but I'm very happy that I have a low sex drive. Why? Those with high sex drives tend to pursue girls like a hobby, it's... a passion for them. I'd hate that. It puts all the focus on women. That's no way to live imo.

I don't need a girl to be happy, which surprisingly enough seems to attract them to me. It's ridiculous and unfair if you think about it, but the less you seem to want something, the more it appears in your life. What's with that? :p
Chicks dig confidence and flattery. Anyone who spews the "if you don't want it, they come" has never gotten laid. Not wanting girls is a surefire way to turn them away from you.

[Vessol]

chicks dig confidence and flattery. Anyone who spews the "if you don't want it, they come" has never gotten laid. Not wanting girls is a surefire way to turn them away from you.

qft, seriously.

[Scully]

Vaginas are nasty looking.

[holychicken]

the 2 people who voted the third option must be either gay or straight women......i hope
mine is quite low, i'm virgin, i almost never masturbate, i work out more and take a run when i get too bored in my apartment all by myself.
It's -6 C outside atm, which makes it hard to do that but still i try xD
I am as straight as an arrow. . . but even I have to say that the vagina is one ugly looking sexual organ. The penis is the better looking of the two sexual organs. . . it is about the only thing that men have on women when it comes to physical appearance.

Seriously, I like me some porn with two girls going at it with each other, but unless they are REAL hot, they gotta get boned by someone who knows how to use a penis at some point (girls don't seem to get it when they strap it on).

[Wickfield]

Badem, Broockle, Deadbeat, Honorius, lusok, Rourke, taylor242424


unfortunate... :ninja:

[Wickfield]

http://shinymedia.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/fat_man.jpg

you could get reported for that, it's technically nsfw. I'm not going to though, because I feel too sick now...

[alfaroverall]

Between 2 and 4. And no, 3 is on a completely different spectrum from 2 and 4. So I didn't vote.

[Zushakon]

I like obscene amounts of sex with my girlfriend, but consider other women to be about as attractive as men with bewbz. Which is not at all. Where do I fall?

Sorry, there was no "liar" option.

[kingpin]

but the less you seem to want something

gay.

[Lotharr]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVTN5o9Kgu8

[Slaker]

I wouldn't fuck every women because some are completely insane, I tend to have sex with women that I love or at least know very well.

[Rourke]

I am married. This means i get sex when:

a) My wife deems it.

b)for as long as my wife wants or as little.

c) see a.

d) anyone who says different has not fallen into the "marriage trap" yet, and still thinks thier sex life will ALWAYS be THAT good. Or is a straight up fucking liar. Married men can smell bullshit a mile away. (it's cause we're always pissed off)

Yes I love my wife and yes I speak the truth.

[kingpin]

I am married. This means i get sex when:

a) My wife deems it.

b)for as long as my wife wants or as little.

c) see a.

d) anyone who says different has not fallen into the "marriage trap" yet, and still thinks thier sex life will ALWAYS be THAT good. Or is a straight up fucking liar. Married men can smell bullshit a mile away. (it's cause we're always pissed off)

Yes I love my wife and yes I speak the truth.

so can you give a good reason for someone to get married? just to be able to say you are married?


what the hell man, you work your ass off to bring food at the table, have heart problems from stress to provide for your family etc etc and on top of that you lose the little reward potential.

isn't it better to have money and sex and be free?

[Zushakon]

Most men can't both have the cake and eat it.

[kingpin]

Most men can't both have the cake and eat it.

yes but most men not only don't eat the cake, but they also pay for cookies they don't even get to eat.

so it's a double loss.

[CrystalUO]

I am married. This means i get sex when:

a) My wife deems it.

b)for as long as my wife wants or as little.

c) see a.

d) anyone who says different has not fallen into the "marriage trap" yet, and still thinks thier sex life will ALWAYS be THAT good. Or is a straight up fucking liar. Married men can smell bullshit a mile away. (it's cause we're always pissed off)

Yes I love my wife and yes I speak the truth.

The reason for that Rouke is because you guys can get a random hard-on, a hard-on while drinking coffee, a hard-on when opening the fridge, a hard-on when... you get the point. And the thing is, it functions all on its own even if you are not sexually turned on.

We don't exactly work that way. There isn't much randomness. It doesn't "work" unless its sexually turned on.

Of course getting surprised by nice things and romantic gestures can make "randomness"

Not very fair I know. But imagine every time we tried to get you turned on, things stayed soft? We just get a harder rap.

[Kagetora8151]

I am terrified of women.

Not really. I am a virgin though. Don't pity me either. Its a personal choice for now.

[Ultimo]

If it has bewbz, I'd hit it!

I don't know if anyone has mentioned this yet, but many men have boobs.

[Zushakon]

Who gives a fuck? O.o

[jonyak]

god death's, you are such a douche.

[jonyak]

I am married. This means i get sex when:

a) My wife deems it.

b)for as long as my wife wants or as little.

c) see a.

d) anyone who says different has not fallen into the "marriage trap" yet, and still thinks thier sex life will ALWAYS be THAT good. Or is a straight up fucking liar. Married men can smell bullshit a mile away. (it's cause we're always pissed off)

Yes I love my wife and yes I speak the truth.

truth.

[Kusghuul]

Sex.

[Ankh]

Gurls?????

*pant*

*pant*

*pant*

[Vessol]

The reason for that Rouke is because you guys can get a random hard-on, a hard-on while drinking coffee, a hard-on when opening the fridge, a hard-on when... you get the point. And the thing is, it functions all on its own even if you are not sexually turned on.

We don't exactly work that way. There isn't much randomness. It doesn't "work" unless its sexually turned on.

Of course getting surprised by nice things and romantic gestures can make "randomness"

Not very fair I know. But imagine every time we tried to get you turned on, things stayed soft? We just get a harder rap.

I dunno, I've had my partner get randomly turned on and want things pretty often. I'd even venture to say she has a little more active sex drive then me.

[ClownFoot]

I had to pick 1 because the poll sucks. Why is it either you're a walking sex machine or you're a fat fuck too lazy to have sex? Where's "I don't go whoring myself out at bars but I like to have sex as often as possible in a relationship"?

[kingpin]

The reason for that Rouke is because you guys can get a random hard-on, a hard-on while drinking coffee, a hard-on when opening the fridge, a hard-on when... you get the point. And the thing is, it functions all on its own even if you are not sexually turned on.

We don't exactly work that way. There isn't much randomness. It doesn't "work" unless its sexually turned on.

Of course getting surprised by nice things and romantic gestures can make "randomness"

Not very fair I know. But imagine every time we tried to get you turned on, things stayed soft? We just get a harder rap.

so what exactly do men get out of a marriage in your opinion?

i'll tell you what. 12 days of sex yearly, 14 if you count christmas and birthday and 351 days of stress, work, yelling and whining.

there is a reason i want a wife, if i wanted company i'd marry my best friend and get done with it.

[Vessol]

so what exactly do men get out of a marriage in your opinion?

i'll tell you what. 12 days of sex yearly, 14 if you count christmas and birthday and 351 days of stress, work, yelling and whining.

there is a reason i want a wife, if i wanted company i'd marry my best friend and get done with it.

Legalize gay marriage!

[CrystalUO]

I dunno, I've had my partner get randomly turned on and want things pretty often. I'd even venture to say she has a little more active sex drive then me.

This is correct.

My point was... when girls get randomly turned on, it doesn't take much to turn you on and things can happen.

And to the other marriage comment. Marriage is about a lot more than sex. 12 Days of sex? Sheesh, your marriage must suck.

[Zushakon]

Still... 12 days of sex is 288 hours that's not that awful for a year.. I think that's better than my current ratio =(


And ye I know what he actually meant x)

[Spinewire]

I would say i have a high sex drive as i would never refuse my girlfriend and would rather be molesting her than doing pretty much anything else.

[Zushakon]

Molseting her? :ninja:

[kingpin]

Legalize gay marriage!

the time will come that artificial cyborg women will fill the void women leave to our sex life.

plus no more periods, whining, yelling, fighting and expensive launches and gifts.

[Kusghuul]

I had to pick 1 because the poll sucks. Why is it either you're a walking sex machine or you're a fat fuck too lazy to have sex? Where's "I don't go whoring myself out at bars but I like to have sex as often as possible in a relationship"?

Aww, but... Damn. That ruined my plan of how to get into ClownFoot's shoes.

[Zushakon]

the time will come that artificial cyborg women will fill the void women leave to our sex life.

plus no more periods, whining, yelling, fighting and expensive launches and gifts.

Would kinda take away the whole sense of accomplishment with succeeding with a good sexlife tho =(

[Kusghuul]

I am terrified of women.

Not really. I am a virgin though. Don't pity me either. Its a personal choice for now.

Religious reasons? You mean God made you ugly?

[Spinewire]

Molseting her? :ninja:
Molesting, sometimes i just feel a bit rapey and bend her to my sexual will.

[kingpin]

And to the other marriage comment. Marriage is about a lot more than sex. 12 Days of sex? Sheesh, your marriage must suck.

of course marriage is about a lot more, for women. you never need to work, always have someone solving your problems, you get to satisfy your needs every time you feel like it, you get to have babies to please your biological clock etc.

compare that to men and you'll get the idea.

[Zushakon]

Molesting, sometimes i just feel a bit rapey and bend her to my sexual will.

:( meh, that just my lame way of saying:

HA! You misspelled!

[DarkLily]

the time will come that artificial cyborg women will fill the void women leave to our sex life.

plus no more periods, whining, yelling, fighting and expensive launches and gifts.

So what's the difference between a cyborg and the blow up dolls you already have?

[kingpin]

Would kinda take away the whole sense of accomplishment with succeeding with a good sexlife tho =(

you could increase difficulty to "hard to get" or "gief a bottle of vodka kk?" depending on your needs :D

[kingpin]

So what's the difference between a cyborg and the blow up dolls you already have?

skin and AI.

[Zushakon]

So what's the difference between a cyborg and the blow up dolls you already have?

With the Cyborg you won't have to do all the work!

[jonyak]

of course marriage is about a lot more, for women. you never need to work, always have someone solving your problems, you get to satisfy your needs every time you feel like it, you get to have babies to please your biological clock etc.

compare that to men and you'll get the idea.

its true...

men get almost NOTHING out of marriage.

[Zushakon]

you could increase difficulty to "hard to get" or "gief a bottle of vodka kk?" depending on your needs :D

Haha great ;)

[CrystalUO]

of course marriage is about a lot more, for women. you never need to work, always have someone solving your problems, you get to satisfy your needs every time you feel like it, you get to have babies to please your biological clock etc.

compare that to men and you'll get the idea.

Well, with that attitude I wouldn't wish any woman on you :D

May you be happily single for the rest of your life.

[Kusghuul]

Well, with that attitude I wouldn't wish any woman on you :D

May you be happily single for the rest of your life.

Grass may not be greener on the other side though.

[Xinnro]

Really depends. Awhile ago, pretty much all I thought about was sex non stop...Now I'm pretty chilled out..

Hit that "I need to fuck something" mood every now and then, but once that is out of the way I can deal without for a while.

I've come to learn that you don't have to cuddle and buy shit for your hand after it gets you off...Tends me a lot lower maitnence.

[jonyak]

Well, with that attitude I wouldn't wish any woman on you :D

May you be happily single for the rest of your life.

well then tell us...

what does the man get?

[DarkLily]

Ah fair enough, just checking :)

[Kusghuul]

well then tell us...

what does the man get?

Cooking. Shirts ironed. Clothes washed. House cleaned on a regular basis. 'Tis like a cheap housemaid.

[Nirgal]

If it has bewbz, I'd hit it!


hawt (http://cdn.faniq.com/images/blog/manboobs2.jpg)

[jonyak]

Cooking. Shirts ironed. Clothes washed. House cleaned on a regular basis. 'Tis like a cheap housemaid.

bwahaha... what kind of woman do you have...

I clean the house... I cook, ok she does my laundry...

but most women I know are pigs in a house...

and they are definately not cheap...

[CrystalUO]

well then tell us...

what does the man get?

You think I'm gonna make an attempt on a forum full of hostile men who may or may not have even talked to a woman?

I already take up the underdogs in net threads, but I'm not suicidal :p

[Kusghuul]

bwahaha... what kind of woman do you have...

I clean the house... I cook, ok she does my laundry...

but most women I know are pigs in a house...

and they are definately not cheap...

Do you discipline her with violence? A lot of women must be broken in first. Have their spirits and hopes crushed, that sort of stuff, before they release übermensch have a Y chromosome.

[CrystalUO]

bwahaha... what kind of woman do you have...

I clean the house... I cook, ok she does my laundry...

but most women I know are pigs in a house...

and they are definately not cheap...

You need to step up a class then. The ones you know aren't that great.

[kingpin]

Well, with that attitude I wouldn't wish any woman on you :D

May you be happily single for the rest of your life.

if you can guaranty that i'll never have to work, never have to worry about anything but my kids growing up, get sex whenever i want, have no boss, no stress, have 1000 different excuses to avoid contact and live longer then i'd gladly get married and lecture everyone about how great being married is.

[Kusghuul]

You need to step up a class then. The ones you know aren't that great.

One of my female associates once threatened her boyfriend with a kitchen knife, who was in charge of my chocolate stash. All that for chocolate.

[jonyak]

You think I'm gonna make an attempt on a forum full of hostile men who may or may not have even talked to a woman?

I already take up the underdogs in net threads, but I'm not suicidal :p

haha...

I am just being forumfalliscious...

I love my wife and she is my best friend...

but she is also very different from alot of women. and sometimes I wonder why my friends are married to the people they are married to. they seem to get nothing out of it at all. other than an empty wallet.

but in reality, women do get the upper hand in relationships.. which is why I have always thought that even though we may think men are in charge... we really know who is.:D

[jonyak]

You need to step up a class then. The ones you know aren't that great.

its not about class...

trust me... some of the classiest women I have known are pigs at home. by that I mean messy.

[Xinnro]

Do you discipline her with violence? A lot of women must be broken in first. Have their spirits and hopes crushed, that sort of stuff, before they release übermensch have a Y chromosome.

Real men discipline with their penis.


Cooking. Shirts ironed. Clothes washed. House cleaned on a regular basis. 'Tis like a cheap housemaid.

Like a cheap housemaid? Most men pay their wife A LOT more money than you would pay a maid.

Let's see..

Wedding...
Wedding Ring..
Wedding Dress..

That alone could pay for like 4 years of maid service if you find a good illegal immigrant..

Plus most women want to have kids...and most men don't, but are latched into by their wives.

So 18 years of raising up some stupid brat, and if you have more than that you can be locked in even longer..


Men who get married tend to be caught up in the moment of "love" before the honey moon is over. Which is why I ALWAYS suggest a guy moves in with a girl for at least 6 months to a year before he marries her.

[Natdaprat]

One of my female associates once threatened her boyfriend with a kitchen knife, who was in charge of my chocolate stash. All that for chocolate.

I remember reading a girl killed her boyfriend with a knife because he was eating pot noodle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pot_noodle) too loud after she asked him to be quiet.

[jonyak]

Men who get married tend to be caught up in the moment of "love" before the honey moon is over. Which is why I ALWAYS suggest a guy moves in with a girl for at least 6 months to a year before he marries her.

truth.

which is why I had been going out with my wife for 9 years and living together for 5 before we got married.

[Kusghuul]

Real men discipline with their penis.

Like a cheap housemaid? Most men pay their wife A LOT more money than you would pay a maid.

Let's see..

Wedding...
Wedding Ring..
Wedding Dress..

That alone could pay for like 4 years of maid service if you find a good illegal immigrant..

Plus most women want to have kids...and most men don't, but are latched into by their wives.

So 18 years of raising up some stupid brat, and if you have more than that you can be locked in even longer..


Men who get married tend to be caught up in the moment of "love" before the honey moon is over. Which is why I ALWAYS suggest a guy moves in with a girl for at least 6 months to a year before he marries her.

if costs rise, make a Fritzl brood. it's pretty easy.
1 - Marriage
2 - Basement
3 - Create drow
4 - ???
5 - Profit!

[DarkLily]

I remember reading a girl killed her boyfriend with a knife because he was eating pot noodle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pot_noodle) too loud after she asked him to be quiet.

I'd never realised that the Pot Noodle brand was UK only. Well you live and learn.

[Xinnro]

truth.

which is why I had been going out with my wife for 9 years and living together for 5 before we got married.

Got lucky, most women won't spend that much time "Dating" without some form of a commitment. I've known girls to break up with guys they spent 3-5 years with just because they didn't pop the question yet.

[Natdaprat]

I'd never realised that the Pot Noodle brand was UK only. Well you live and learn.

I put the link there for the yanks.

[kingpin]

You think I'm gonna make an attempt on a forum full of hostile men who may or may not have even talked to a woman?

I already take up the underdogs in net threads, but I'm not suicidal :p

as opposed to us that speak with you that you have a 99% probability of NOT being a woman in the first place?

don't try to insult just because you have no counter argument.

just be glad that you have a sucker to dry his wallet while exploiting his hopes for a better sex life.

ok gurl?

[Kusghuul]

I remember reading a girl killed her boyfriend with a knife because he was eating pot noodle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pot_noodle) too loud after she asked him to be quiet.

You get pot noodle in Norway too.

[kingpin]

ZOMG!! i just passed 1000 posts!!! i am a 1000+ now!

yay just accomblished a goal in my life that had a higher priority than marriage.

i can't believe i did it before the game launch i feel so happy! :D:D:D:D

beers to everyone!

[Death's Chill]

Chicks dig confidence and flattery. Anyone who spews the "if you don't want it, they come" has never gotten laid. Not wanting girls is a surefire way to turn them away from you.

Indifference is sometimes part of confidence, and even on occasion quite a crucial element for some people. I don't know what it is, but girls do seem attracted to me when I just don't give a fuck about them.

[Natdaprat]

ZOMG!! i just passed 1000 posts!!! i am a 1000+ now!

yay just accomblished a goal in my life that had a higher priority than marriage.

i can't believe i did it before the game launch i feel so happy! :D:D:D:D

beers to everyone!

Welcome to the club mate! I'm such a forumwhore I have nearly 2000 now.

[Kusghuul]

ZOMG!! i just passed 1000 posts!!! i am a 1000+ now!

yay just accomblished a goal in my life that had a higher priority than marriage.

i can't believe i did it before the game launch i feel so happy! :D:D:D:D

beers to everyone!

Congrats. Working on my 3rd K myself. Trying to catch up with Matriel. The scoundrel!

[Kusghuul]

Welcome to the club mate! I'm such a forumwhore I have nearly 2000 now.

You don't even have 1k, Saxon!;p

[DarkLily]

You get pot noodle in Norway too.

I'm glad we're not the only country that consider that a kettle and a fork is all you need for a meal :)

[Kusghuul]

I'm glad we're not the only country that consider that a kettle and a fork is all you need for a meal :)

Think you can get it mostly anywhere tbh, it's not the height of Earth's cuisine tbh!;p

[DarkLily]

Think you can get it mostly anywhere tbh, it's not the height of Earth's cuisine tbh!;p

Blasphemer! Nothing beats a pot noodle, coffee and ciggie after a heavy night.

[Natdaprat]

You don't even have 1k, Saxon!;p

I do mate, my clan tag hides it. Want me to shove my sexy +1000 up? ;)

[BladeofHearts]

Sorry, there was no "liar" option.

Now why would I go about lying on such a topic on a website my girlfriend doesn't even know exists? Why wouldn't I be like the rest of the men who need e-peen extenders and lie by saying "lol! I get sex with so many women it's crazy. I don't care who they are, or what they look like. I want to bang em and they always let me!" Thar do be a gap in the logic, methinx.

[Kusghuul]

Another heavy night always cures the night before.

Oh, you dirty, fiendish Southerner, Nat! You've tricked me for the last time!

[ClownFoot]

I remember reading a girl killed her boyfriend with a knife because he was eating pot noodle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pot_noodle) too loud after she asked him to be quiet.

Some people could buy this and be very, very disappointed. False advertising!

[Natdaprat]

Oh, you dirty, fiendish Southerner, Nat! You've tricked me for the last time!

Thin ice, very very thin ice. I'm a Northerner! Never call me a Southerner :rolleyes:

[DarkLily]

Now why would I go about lying on such a topic on a website my girlfriend doesn't even know exists? Why wouldn't I be like the rest of the men who need e-peen extenders and lie by saying "lol! I get sex with so many women it's crazy. I don't care who they are, or what they look like. I want to bang em and they always let me!" Thar do be a gap in the logic, methinx.

To be fair, the poll asks about the quantity of sex, not different partners.

[Kusghuul]

Thin ice, very very thin ice. I'm a Northerner! Never call me a Southerner :rolleyes:

You're south of the border!;p

But yeah, you're a Northerner. Knew there was some reason to like you.

[Bamboopanda]

the time will come that artificial cyborg women will fill the void women leave to our sex life.

plus no more periods, whining, yelling, fighting and expensive launches and gifts.

They will be illegal the same year they come out. Womenz would make sure of that, they cannot deal with competition very well at all. Women would come back and say "oh yea, invitro baby!" and men (who have not already been dominated) would just lulz and buy the nifty new toy or 20.

/I would so invest in that company even if I had to sell the house. Millions overnight.

[Bamboopanda]

its true...

men get almost NOTHING out of marriage.

To be fair, a lot of men get other guys kids... even if they don't know it.

[cugine]

I have a girlfriend. We have been dating on and off for just about 10 years. We have (seriously) sex almost once a day. It has been like this since we started dating. I consider my sex drive through the roof. I think about sex every 30 seconds or so. My testosterone level is in the 900's. Average for males is around 200 or so. I masturbate at least once maybe twice everyday. The thing that gets me the most is strange pussy. What I mean by 'strange' for those that are nerds and never get any is this... new.. a new vagina that has not been slayed(sp?). The thought of being with a new woman for the first time overwhelms me and when it does happen I get a super boner. This is no ordinary boner. It throbs it is so hard. Maybe I'm like David Dachvony (sp?). Sex addict?

[Death's Chill]

of course marriage is about a lot more, for women. you never need to work, always have someone solving your problems, you get to satisfy your needs every time you feel like it, you get to have babies to please your biological clock etc.

compare that to men and you'll get the idea.

I generally agree, yep. Marriage is a fucking sweet deal for women. Hell, even just a semi-attractive girl can play her cards right and never have to work a day in her life. They have the easy road, it's not even funny.

There's absolutely no reason for a man to get married. There are only two reasons why a man would ever do so, either he's highly brainwashed by organized religion, or he's heavily infatuated with the girl who convinces him to get married right away for the hell of it.

It's a trap, of course.

I never understood why women get half. Why don't men get half instead? What the fuck is up with that, seriously? Marriage not only serves no purpose towards men, but it's just a trap waiting to be sprung.

I had to pick 1 because the poll sucks. Why is it either you're a walking sex machine or you're a fat fuck too lazy to have sex? Where's "I don't go whoring myself out at bars but I like to have sex as often as possible in a relationship"?

You're in the first option than, as I said nothing of whoring yourself our in a filthy bar; but if the troubles and expenses of women are nothing to you... you absolutely belong in the first category.

god death's, you are such a douche.

Something about how you phrased this made me lol so hard. :lmao:

[Dizzle]

I have 4x children and possibly more on the way. :bang:

high sex drive is high :)

[Kusghuul]

I have 4x children and possibly more on the way. :bang:

high sex drive is high :)

Aussies! Bring on the Scottish criminal genes!

[Natdaprat]

I have a girlfriend. We have been dating on and off for just about 10 years. We have (seriously) sex almost once a day. It has been like this since we started dating. I consider my sex drive through the roof. I think about sex every 30 seconds or so. My testosterone level is in the 900's. Average for males is around 200 or so. I masturbate at least once maybe twice everyday. The thing that gets me the most is strange pussy. What I mean by 'strange' for those that are nerds and never get any is this... new.. a new vagina that has not been slayed(sp?). The thought of being with a new woman for the first time overwhelms me and when it does happen I get a super boner. This is no ordinary boner. It throbs it is so hard. Maybe I'm like David Dachvony (sp?). Sex addict?

Nope, you sound like an average guy to me.

[CrystalUO]

its not about class...

trust me... some of the classiest women I have known are pigs at home. by that I mean messy.

Sorry, I misunderstood you. I thought you meant "pig" as in the other way.

In that case, I'd agree with you, its very probable.

And yes, some of my friends, I wonder why they heck they stay married as well.

[Rourke]

I have a girlfriend. We have been dating on and off for just about 10 years. We have (seriously) sex almost once a day. It has been like this since we started dating. I consider my sex drive through the roof. I think about sex every 30 seconds or so. My testosterone level is in the 900's. Average for males is around 200 or so. I masturbate at least once maybe twice everyday. The thing that gets me the most is strange pussy. What I mean by 'strange' for those that are nerds and never get any is this... new.. a new vagina that has not been slayed(sp?). The thought of being with a new woman for the first time overwhelms me and when it does happen I get a super boner. This is no ordinary boner. It throbs it is so hard. Maybe I'm like David Dachvony (sp?). Sex addict?


Call Loveline, and stfu?

[Dizzle]

Aussies! Bring on the Scottish criminal genes!

If you're Gov't gave you 5 Grand per child born, I'm sure you'd make your Rugby team with cheer leaders. :D :p

[Kusghuul]

If you're Gov't gave you 5 Grand per child born, I'm sure you'd make your Rugby team with cheer leaders. :D :p

Don't mock us, you fiend! i was at Murrayfield last time we played you over here; 40-odd - 10 to you! Scotland was 10-0 up after 20 minutes and collapsed, was truely stupendous. if we only could score tries, we'd be good!;p

[Pigor]

To be fair, a lot of men get other guys kids... even if they don't know it.

Maybe in Fantasy Land?

[Indah]

Where is the married option?

[Melora]

Sexist pole ftl! :sly:

[Mr. Bloke]

Heh i used to place the all mighty tang above all else but eventually i learned that sticking my dick in a mouse trap wasn't usually worth the trouble :)

[Shillelagh]

This thread is just one big money shot :(