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cugine
01-12-2009, 10:51 PM
Do you still masterbate when your girl is not around to please you?
Donald Duck
01-12-2009, 10:53 PM
yes
Nexus
01-12-2009, 10:53 PM
No one can respond because no one has one?
EDIT: Donald Duck masturbates? Good thing I was more of a Loony Tunes guy anyway.
Silverhandorder
01-12-2009, 10:53 PM
yes
Layedballer
01-12-2009, 10:54 PM
What the hell is masterbate?
You'd think someone who masturbates as much as the people of forumfall, you'd be able to spell it
Tiarilir
01-12-2009, 10:54 PM
Why wouldn't they?
Eldaran
01-12-2009, 10:54 PM
Yessir. I want a fresh one for her.
Brezick
01-12-2009, 10:55 PM
Yes, Single, married, G/f, hell even gay. A guy needs to beat his shit at least a couple times a day to keep the stress level down.
holychicken
01-12-2009, 10:55 PM
When she isn't around?
Damn, I often rub one out when she is around.
Sometimes you just want to please yourself.
Honorius
01-12-2009, 10:55 PM
I believe this is very insensitive to gays, they may masturbate when their partner is not around.
Zushakon
01-12-2009, 10:57 PM
Do you still masterbate when your girl is not around to please you?
lol of course. Not that I have a gf atm but I've spent most of the latest years with a gf. =(
Whindanser
01-12-2009, 10:57 PM
Sperm spewing is a man's job. The manner in which it happens is simply details.
Unless you're in prison...:eek:
huapua
01-12-2009, 10:57 PM
May God punish you all!
kensha
01-12-2009, 10:57 PM
Yes at least with the real life sex experience with mine girlfriend I have much better mastrubation then before I didn't had any sex experience.
tyranical
01-12-2009, 10:57 PM
What the hell is masterbate?
You'd think someone who masturbates as much as the people of forumfall, you'd be able to spell it
They have spent all their spare time masturbating and not learning how to spell it.
obv.
cugine
01-12-2009, 11:00 PM
What the hell is masterbate?
You'd think someone who masturbates as much as the people of forumfall, you'd be able to spell it
ROFL, shame on me. I'm usually a really good speller. I had a relapse of tardation. Maybe it had to do with the posting. :D
Zushakon
01-12-2009, 11:01 PM
Sounds likely.
jonyak
01-12-2009, 11:07 PM
sometimes I go tug one off after I have gotten some pussy...
just because...
DarkLily
01-12-2009, 11:08 PM
No one can respond because no one has one?
EDIT: Donald Duck masturbates? Good thing I was more of a Loony Tunes guy anyway.
Dunno about masturbating, but he sure gets blowjobs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t75x7lxPaE
applesarejesus
01-12-2009, 11:09 PM
I am a bate master
Nexus
01-12-2009, 11:37 PM
dunno about masturbating, but he sure gets blowjobs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t75x7lxpae
:d
Vessol
01-12-2009, 11:37 PM
Do you still masterbate when your girl is not around to please you?
Yes. She's completely fine with it too.
zango
01-12-2009, 11:38 PM
Ofc they do
Natdaprat
01-12-2009, 11:38 PM
Yes. There are some things porn offers that your girlfriend does not. It's nice to have a bit of both.
Vessol
01-12-2009, 11:39 PM
Yes. There are some things porn offers that your girlfriend does not. It's nice to have a bit of both.
Ever tried watching porn with your girlfriend?
Esudar
01-12-2009, 11:41 PM
Ever tried watching porn with your girlfriend?
yes. epic fail
ikhoefnix
01-12-2009, 11:41 PM
I masturbate.. always.
Vessol
01-12-2009, 11:42 PM
yes. epic fail
It can get pretty hot sometimes.
Yobaj
01-12-2009, 11:43 PM
Ever tried watching porn with your girlfriend?
Ever tried making porn with your girlfriend whilst watching porn!?
Zushakon
01-12-2009, 11:43 PM
Ever tried watching porn with your girlfriend?
Yes it sucks ass.. not like I could watch the stuff I usually do when I was with her o.O
Vessol
01-12-2009, 11:44 PM
Ever tried making porn with your girlfriend whilst watching porn!?
Not with a video camera, but recreating it. Pretty fucked up if you record it. Why the hell would you do that? That's just asking for it to be uploaded or stolen by others.
Yes it sucks ass.. not like I could watch the stuff I usually do when I was with her o.O
Sucks for you, unless you watch some weird ass stuff. I'm pretty vanilla so she's never had issues with the stuff I watch.
Zushakon
01-12-2009, 11:47 PM
Not with a video camera, but recreating it. Pretty fucked up if you record it. Why the hell would you do that? That's just asking for it to be uploaded or stolen by others.
Sucks for you, unless you watch some weird ass stuff. I'm pretty vanilla so she's never had issues with the stuff I watch.
Dunno about "weird ass stuff" but it's pretty hardcore and I'd guess most people consider it to be a little too much. Could only watch softcore with my ex-gf pretty much.
Vessol
01-12-2009, 11:49 PM
Dunno about "weird ass stuff" but it's pretty hardcore and I'd guess most people consider it to be a little too much. Could only watch softcore with my ex-gf pretty much.
I was thinking you were more along the lines of watching fetish stuff, s&m, pissing, etc. Ah well.
Ribbin
01-12-2009, 11:49 PM
yes
ClownFoot
01-12-2009, 11:51 PM
While I was getting it I still masturbated. Why? Most girls don't want to do it 3-4 times a day at regular intervals. Maybe 2-3 times a day if it's the weekend and you are really lucking out, but that's as close as you are going to get. Sex is more like an added bonus to my regular masturbation.
Tir McDohl
01-12-2009, 11:56 PM
While I was getting it I still masturbated. Why? Most girls don't want to do it 3-4 times a day at regular intervals. Maybe 2-3 times a day if it's the weekend and you are really lucking out, but that's as close as you are going to get. Sex is more like an added bonus to my regular masturbation.
Sucks for you. I have a hard time with my girlfriend. I swear she is a nympho or something, at least six times daily >_<.
Apex Vertigo
01-13-2009, 12:00 AM
Why wouldn't I?
Silverhandorder
01-13-2009, 01:23 AM
When she isn't around?
Damn, I often rub one out when she is around.
Sometimes you just want to please yourself.
I dunno that is foreplay in my book.
Kusghuul
01-13-2009, 01:24 AM
No one can respond because no one has one?
EDIT: Donald Duck masturbates? Good thing I was more of a Loony Tunes guy anyway.
Doesn't Donald Duck go out with his cousin though?
cugine
01-13-2009, 01:33 AM
Sucks for you. I have a hard time with my girlfriend. I swear she is a nympho or something, at least six times daily >_<.
Careful for what you wish for hehe.. Watch out for those types of girls. No joke, in the beginning those are always the best in the end they end up being trouble.
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