View Full Version : How can she slap?!
Silverhandorder
01-08-2009, 10:07 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJLTi0L3mPM
Oh man the guy is a pussy, I would have punched the bitch in her stomach.
Bissen
01-08-2009, 10:11 PM
Hahahahaha. Bitch didn't see that one coming.
But why the carebear cry from the dude?
Apex Vertigo
01-08-2009, 10:14 PM
That's what the bitch gets. That other guy that starts hitting him is a douche. I hate it when women hit men because they can just get away with it, some bullshit.
ExiliuM
01-08-2009, 10:15 PM
Haha I've seen that before.
HOW CAN YOU SLAP? HOW CAN YOU SLAP? HOW CAN SHE SLAP? HOW CAN SHSEHSHAF I FUCK YOU UP RIGHT NOW
BASTERD, DIRTY BASTEERD! MADER BENCHOD
akrippler
01-08-2009, 10:16 PM
lol It looked like some random americans from the audience ran up in there to get a few good slugs off on that dude lol.
AmonDominus
01-08-2009, 10:16 PM
Rofl. I love that indian accent.
Also I have a sudden urge to smack some womenz too nao.
akrippler
01-08-2009, 10:18 PM
That's what the bitch gets. That other guy that starts hitting him is a douche. I hate it when women hit men because they can just get away with it, some bullshit.
Doesnt mean your suppoed to start fucking hitting her, Be a fucking man you can take a hit without having to hand one back, especially from a little girl. Let her have her fucking way your supposed to be the bigger person and walk away from it.
Dont care how stupid a bitch is you dont hit them.
If I was there I would have done the same thing dude deserved more of an assbeating than he got.
Apex Vertigo
01-08-2009, 10:22 PM
Doesnt mean your suppoed to start fucking hitting her, Be a fucking man you can take a hit without having to hand one back, especially from a little girl. Let her have her fucking way your supposed to be the bigger person and walk away from it.
Dont care how stupid a bitch is you dont hit them.
If I was there I would have done the same thing dude deserved more of an assbeating than he got.
I wouldn't hit back.. but it's bullshit that that's how this society is. If you hit someone expect to be hit back, that's how it should be.
The Goatbreeder
01-08-2009, 10:25 PM
wat the fuck
1998altima
01-08-2009, 10:25 PM
Doesnt mean your suppoed to start fucking hitting her, Be a fucking man you can take a hit without having to hand one back, especially from a little girl. Let her have her fucking way your supposed to be the bigger person and walk away from it.
Dont care how stupid a bitch is you dont hit them.
If I was there I would have done the same thing dude deserved more of an assbeating than he got.
I'd almost call this sexist. So if a guy hit you exactly like this women did, under the same circumstances you'd knock the fuck out of him right? Just because he is a guy. Equal is not equal I guess?
Niles
01-08-2009, 10:30 PM
I can't understand what he says before she tells him to fuck off.
1998altima
01-08-2009, 10:32 PM
I can't understand what he says before she tells him to fuck off.
He says, "the thing is we don't want to talk with you actually." I guess they just want to talk to the other host.
Niles
01-08-2009, 10:33 PM
He says, "the thing is we don't want to talk with you actually." I guess they just want to talk to the other host.
Ah, sissy man started crying.
Kuruptix
01-08-2009, 10:35 PM
sucks to be that guy hah
Rourke
01-08-2009, 10:35 PM
I'd almost call this sexist. So if a guy hit you exactly like this women did, under the same circumstances you'd knock the fuck out of him right? Just because he is a guy. Equal is not equal I guess?
Nope...never has been.
That guy shoulda gotten WRECKED for hitting her. He hit her WAY harder too. Women can be bitches.....but they aren't nearly as strong as men either. If a girl can hurt you, you have issues, lol.
Anyone who would hit a chick needs to have his ass beat hard imo.
I love how the *** starts crying when he gets beat up by the mob, lol. Just a nother pussy who hits chicks.
akrippler
01-08-2009, 10:39 PM
I'd almost call this sexist. So if a guy hit you exactly like this women did, under the same circumstances you'd knock the fuck out of him right? Just because he is a guy. Equal is not equal I guess?
If the guy was the same size as me yeah he can defend himself as well as I can and decided to challenge me.
When a women hits you (just like old boy said before) they do it because they know you wont (or atleast shouldnt) hit them back, shes not challenging you shes a stupid bitch letting her anger out the wrong way. And it falls on you to make the decision wheither or not to hit back.
The guy that hit her deserved to have exactley what he did to her done to him. He deserved to get into a confrontation with somone who has a extreme advantage over him (in other words he deserves to have his ass beat by 2+ people)
Same thing I did when my moms boyfriend hit her. I fought him with an unfair advantage like he did my mom. Only takes 1 shot to the back of the head with a tire-iron. Then as many fists to the face as you want while hes laying on the ground. Me and my friends used to joke that I was gonna wear his tooth around like a necklace.
holychicken
01-08-2009, 10:40 PM
Nope...never has been.
That guy shoulda gotten WRECKED for hitting her. He hit her WAY harder too. Women can be bitches.....but they aren't nearly as strong as men either. If a girl can hurt you, you have issues, lol.
Anyone who would hit a chick needs to have his ass beat hard imo.
I love how the *** starts crying when he gets beat up by the mob, lol. Just a nother pussy who hits chicks.
What if the women was bigger and stronger than he? Would it be okay to hit back?
Personally, I am torn. Many women have been fighting for equality . . . but equality means you get your ass beat when you hit someone.
The Goatbreeder
01-08-2009, 10:40 PM
If the guy was the same size as me yeah he can defend himself as well as I can and decided to challenge me.
When a women hits you (just like old boy said before) they do it because they know you wont (or atleast shouldnt) hit them back, shes not challenging you shes a stupid bitch letting her anger out the wrong way. And it falls on you to make the decision wheither or not to hit back.
The guy that hit her deserved to have exactley what he did to her done to him. He deserved to get into a confrontation with somone who has a extreme advantage over him (in other words he deserves to have his ass beat by 2+ people)
Same thing I did when my moms boyfriend hit her. I fought him with an unfair advantage like he did my mom. Only takes 1 shot to the back of the head with a tire-iron.
You're totally right. Instead of hitting them, we should rape them!
Darkrabbit18
01-08-2009, 10:42 PM
This is betor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdn-e5SsdKc&feature=related
salany
01-08-2009, 10:42 PM
Dam her hit was so light. He just halls off and gives her a Happy Gilmore swing. Then Just as he says "How can she slap" for the first time he is saying to himself, oh fuck what did I just do. :lmao:
Screw hitting her back it's on film sue the TV show.
Funny stuff
ExiliuM
01-08-2009, 10:42 PM
I would just grab her and shake the shit out of her.
But yeah, they want equality. So we should kick their asses or what, huh.
Nope...never has been.
That guy shoulda gotten WRECKED for hitting her. He hit her WAY harder too. Women can be bitches.....but they aren't nearly as strong as men either. If a girl can hurt you, you have issues, lol.
Anyone who would hit a chick needs to have his ass beat hard imo.
I love how the *** starts crying when he gets beat up by the mob, lol. Just a nother pussy who hits chicks.
The discussion shouldn't be about this. If a bitch came up to me and slapped me for no reason, she'd be slapped back.
But she wasn't a bitch, the guy insulted her, and acted like a total asshole. The fact that he hit back after he instigated the incident shows real character. The bad kind.
ExiliuM
01-08-2009, 10:46 PM
This is betor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdn-e5SsdKc&feature=related
Too bad its not real. It would of been the best video evar.
salany
01-08-2009, 10:46 PM
This is betor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdn-e5SsdKc&feature=related
LOL Sit down!
1998altima
01-08-2009, 10:46 PM
Nope...never has been.
That guy shoulda gotten WRECKED for hitting her. He hit her WAY harder too. Women can be bitches.....but they aren't nearly as strong as men either. If a girl can hurt you, you have issues, lol.
Anyone who would hit a chick needs to have his ass beat hard imo.
I love how the *** starts crying when he gets beat up by the mob, lol. Just a nother pussy who hits chicks.
Hold up you didn't answer the question. If a guy hit you in the same situation then you would hit him right?
I'm pretty sure that he was crying because he was embarassed that he got slapped by a women on NATIONAL TV! In India shit is different, women are treated very low and for you to get hit by one is just fucked. I don't actually think he was crying because he was hurt. Maybe he was hurt but still it was probably from the other 10 guys that gang beat him.
Fuck, next thing you know people are gonna be called racists next time they get hit by a black person and try to fight back.
lemmingsoup
01-08-2009, 10:47 PM
He's an asshole, she's an asshole, the male host's an asshole, the entire crowd there are assholes, i'm an asshole, you're an asshole...
There's a pattern here if you look closely enough.
Niles
01-08-2009, 10:48 PM
He's an asshole, she's an asshole, the male host's an asshole, the entire crowd there are assholes, i'm an asshole, you're an asshole...
There's a pattern here if you look closely enough.
I can't see it! :(
salany
01-08-2009, 10:50 PM
I can't see it! :(
Sorry let me shave alittle.
Darkrabbit18
01-08-2009, 10:50 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L0uokNp0aM&feature=related
Acceptable for children seal of approval.
Rourke
01-08-2009, 10:51 PM
The discussion shouldn't be about this. If a bitch came up to me and slapped me for no reason, she'd be slapped back.
But she wasn't a bitch, the guy insulted her, and acted like a total asshole. The fact that he hit back after he instigated the incident shows real character. The bad kind.
Well...not me. As much as I would WANT to hit back.....i would never. I would fume about it sure, but Man vs Woman is pretty lopsided for 99% of people.
Even a smaller guy could take a girl guys, lol. If not...holy shit. That guy deserved it anyways...you could tell he was a complete asshat. Most women don't go around slapping guys for no reason.
I love all the internet toughguys that are all gangsta about hitting a girl, lol.
Niles
01-08-2009, 10:52 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L0uokNp0aM&feature=related
Acceptable for children seal of approval.
Awesome.
RavingJester
01-08-2009, 10:52 PM
I'd almost call this sexist. So if a guy hit you exactly like this women did, under the same circumstances you'd knock the fuck out of him right? Just because he is a guy. Equal is not equal I guess?
Agreed.
People have been preaching equality for decades now, but apparently it only applies when it benefits those that want equality. If you want equality then you must take the bad with the good. There will never be equality until such double standards are gone.
akrippler
01-08-2009, 10:53 PM
I love all the internet toughguys that are all gangsta about hitting a girl, lol.
lol I dont understand is it supposed to be cool and edgy or something?
Well...not me. As much as I would WANT to hit back.....i would never. I would fume about it sure, but Man vs Woman is pretty lopsided for 99% of people.
It's not about being lopsided, it's about respect.
Painweaver
01-08-2009, 10:53 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJLTi0L3mPM
Oh man the guy is a pussy, I would have punched the bitch in her stomach.
Even my gramps is younger than this, and he's long gone.
Rourke
01-08-2009, 10:57 PM
Hold up you didn't answer the question. If a guy hit you in the same situation then you would hit him right?
I'm pretty sure that he was crying because he was embarassed that he got slapped by a women on NATIONAL TV! In India shit is different, women are treated very low and for you to get hit by one is just fucked. I don't actually think he was crying because he was hurt. Maybe he was hurt but still it was probably from the other 10 guys that gang beat him.
Fuck, next thing you know people are gonna be called racists next time they get hit by a black person and try to fight back.
Hell yes, if guy hit me it would be a brawl. Dude....guys fight GUYS...period. There is a certian code men live by. NOT HITTING women is ONE.
Race has nothing to do with this anyways..that's just stupid. Either way...that guy slapped her REALLY hard man, and you know it...it was WAY overboard, she gave him a love tap compared to what he laid out.
Just cause woman want equality, doesn't mean we can kick thier asses now, and they have been slapping us since Caveman days, lol. Get over it.
Rourke
01-08-2009, 11:00 PM
lol I dont understand is it supposed to be cool and edgy or something?
What? I was reffering to this...shoulda quoted.
I would just grab her and shake the shit out of her.
But yeah, they want equality. So we should kick their asses or what, huh.
1998altima
01-08-2009, 11:01 PM
What if the women was bigger and stronger than he? Would it be okay to hit back?
Personally, I am torn. Many women have been fighting for equality . . . but equality means you get your ass beat when you hit someone.
This is what I'm saying.
Same thing I did when my moms boyfriend hit her.
Don't mean to pry but did she hit him first?
Plus does nobody realize that this shit was caught on TV. MOTHERFUCKING NATIONAL TV! Would you be able to keep your cool knowing that 1 million people saw you just get hit by a woman?
I love all the internet toughguys that are all gangsta about hitting a girl, lol. You can take a chill pill gramps the war is over we won.
Rourke
01-08-2009, 11:01 PM
It's not about being lopsided, it's about respect.
Ok...well...where I'm from, we were taught NEVER to hit a woman. EVER. If we did, our Grandfathers would hunt us down and destroy us. And I am not close to joking.
Lethn
01-08-2009, 11:03 PM
I agree our society has been completely pussified, women have been openly bitching for centuries now about how unfairly they are treated but when they finally get it they scream sexism and hide behind the law.
If a girl ever wanted to pick a fight with me then thats fine but she should expect the exact same reaction I'd give to any idiot that would attempt to pick a fight, don't go grouping me with blatantly sexist people like Silverhandorder though.
This is why I've decided whenever an idiot does something idiotic I'll treat them like an idiot regardless of who they are, see Lamiosa and the little sexist train she started on me one time as an example because no one bothered reading my post properly. It was nothing personal at all but if your going to be a prick to me for no reason then you'd better be prepared to face the consequences.
There's a big difference between equal treatment and over-zealous political correctness.
Silverhandorder
01-08-2009, 11:03 PM
To all those thinking the guy is an asshole here is what led up to the slap http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IvmDDCnPKs&feature=related. They edit the slap out tho.
Jackhowitzer
01-08-2009, 11:04 PM
Nope...never has been.
That guy shoulda gotten WRECKED for hitting her. He hit her WAY harder too. Women can be bitches.....but they aren't nearly as strong as men either. If a girl can hurt you, you have issues, lol.
Anyone who would hit a chick needs to have his ass beat hard imo.
I love how the *** starts crying when he gets beat up by the mob, lol. Just a nother pussy who hits chicks.
Lol, well if a woman was about to kill you, would you hit/kill/maime her in self defense? Or would you go "oh that makes me a pussy I can't do it!" Seriously, fuck off with your bullshit morals, there are woman as strong as men, you're just stereotyping all of them as weak, that bitch deserved to get hit back lol.
akrippler
01-08-2009, 11:05 PM
Don't mean to pry but did she hit him first?
To be honest I couldnt tell you, and to be even more honest does it matter? He hit her and thats all that matterd, what happned before that is of no importance. The fact that he handled the situation by hitting a women is enough to warrent me knocking his teeth out. Even moreso that its my mom.
Rourke
01-08-2009, 11:05 PM
I agree our society has been completely pussified, women have been openly bitching for centuries now about how unfairly they are treated but when they finally get it they scream sexism and hide behind the law.
If a girl ever wanted to pick a fight with me then thats fine but she should expect the exact same reaction I'd give to any idiot that would attempt to pick a fight, don't go grouping me with blatantly sexist people like Silverhandorder though.
This is why I've decided whenever an idiot does something idiotic I'll treat them like an idiot regardless of who they are, see Lamiosa and the little sexist train she started on me one time as an example because no one bothered reading my post properly. It was nothing personal at all but if your going to be a prick to me for no reason then you'd better be prepared to face the consequences.
There's a big difference between equal treatment and over-zealous political correctness.
How many times have you been slapped by a chick though? And did you deserve it? This woman was pretty pissed off, so idk what the guy did previously to warrant the girl-slap, but I would assume something.
Niles
01-08-2009, 11:07 PM
To all those thinking the guy is an asshole here is what led up to the slap http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IvmDDCnPKs&feature=related. They edit the slap out tho.
Alright, now she really deserves it.
Lethn
01-08-2009, 11:07 PM
How many times have you been slapped by a chick though? And did you deserve it? This woman was pretty pissed off, so idk what the guy did previously to warrant the girl-slap, but I would assume something.
Believe it or not I have never in my life actually been slapped by a girl..... I remember being spanked one time or two though *cough* :p
He probably did something but clearly Silver's intention was to talk about our pussified western society :D
RavingJester
01-08-2009, 11:08 PM
To all those thinking the guy is an asshole here is what led up to the slap http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IvmDDCnPKs&feature=related. They edit the slap out tho.
lol she was asking for it
Rourke
01-08-2009, 11:08 PM
Lol, well if a woman was about to kill you, would you hit/kill/maime her in self defense? Or would you go "oh that makes me a pussy I can't do it!" Seriously, fuck off with your bullshit morals, there are woman as strong as men, you're just stereotyping all of them as weak, that bitch deserved to get hit back lol.
What? Your a fucking retard for even trying to make that comparison, holy shit.
Yeah moron..if someone is trying to kill me, my morals would stand in the way of self-defense. GG.
IDK...I cut down fucking trees for a living, so if I run across a chick that can beat me up, I guess I am fucked. Jesus...I have never even seen a women try and beat up a dude in my whole life, lol. What kind of chicks do you know??
To all those thinking the guy is an asshole here is what led up to the slap http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IvmDDCnPKs&feature=related. They edit the slap out tho.
Woah, bitch deserved it then. Unless they came to the show with the knowledge that said bitch would be putting heat on them the whole time. In that case they would just be a couple of sissies.
akrippler
01-08-2009, 11:09 PM
To all those thinking the guy is an asshole here is what led up to the slap http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IvmDDCnPKs&feature=related. They edit the slap out tho.
Yep shes one stupid bitch just like I said in the first post, still doesnt mean you cant be the bigger man and not hit her back.
Rourke
01-08-2009, 11:10 PM
lol she was asking for it
Judging by her outfit, I would assume it's part of the act? Whole dominatrix thing?
Lethn
01-08-2009, 11:11 PM
IDK...I cut down fucking trees for a living, so if I run across a chick that can beat me up, I guess I am fucked. Jesus...I have never even seen a women try and beat up a dude in my whole life, lol. What kind of chicks do you know??
rofl you wusses
I know of quite a few girls in my martial arts club that could pretty easily kick your asses one or two of them are black belts :D Seriously go and train at a martial arts club that has some girls in it, you'll learn to respect them fast and stop being a sexist git.
Salaman
01-08-2009, 11:11 PM
Pretty sad so many of you would hit a girl if she slapped you. A real internet tough guy would be able to stop her arm a foot away from his face and then laugh at her futility.
Jezrith
01-08-2009, 11:12 PM
Slapping a chick isn't acceptable, but donkey-punches on the other hand, that's a different story... :sly:
SirStalker
01-08-2009, 11:13 PM
Doesnt mean your suppoed to start fucking hitting her, Be a fucking man you can take a hit without having to hand one back, especially from a little girl. Let her have her fucking way your supposed to be the bigger person and walk away from it.
Dont care how stupid a bitch is you dont hit them.
If I was there I would have done the same thing dude deserved more of an assbeating than he got.
no.
Women use their sexuality as advantage to get away with things even if they shouldnt do it to begin with....
I agree with OP
Lethn
01-08-2009, 11:13 PM
Pretty sad so many of you would hit a girl if she slapped you. A real internet tough guy would be able to stop her arm a foot away from his face and then laugh at her futility.
No no no, you've got it all wrong.
A REAL man would block her, throw her down on the floor, strip off her clothes and proceed to have sex with her while making out.
Rourke
01-08-2009, 11:14 PM
rofl you wusses
I know of quite a few girls in my martial arts club that could pretty easily kick your asses one or two of them are black belts :D Seriously go and train at a martial arts club that has some girls in it, you'll learn to respect them fast and stop being a sexist git.
Yeah...i took White Dragon for a long while, and there was a cheerleader in our class that was frightening. But in the same respect, the whole point of Martial Arts is to NOT fight.
I remember being a stand-in for a little move called "Removal of the Jewels" I did not like it. At all.
Jackhowitzer
01-08-2009, 11:15 PM
What? Your a fucking retard for even trying to make that comparison, holy shit.
Yeah moron..if someone is trying to kill me, my morals would stand in the way of self-defense. GG.
IDK...I cut down fucking trees for a living, so if I run across a chick that can beat me up, I guess I am fucked. Jesus...I have never even seen a women try and beat up a dude in my whole life, lol. What kind of chicks do you know??
Hey, I'm just making an exaggerated point, you can stick with your pussy morals thank you. I'm not a wife beater, I'm just saying that if some bitch is going to hit you, I'd hit her back if she really deserved it.
Silverhandorder
01-08-2009, 11:15 PM
I still don't get whats wrong with punching her in the stomach. Leaves no bruises, teaches her a lesson and stops her dead in her tracks Would be better if he wasn't a bitch and caught her hand and avoided the whole retaliation part.
My parents generation would have ripped off his ball sack for hitting her tho :(.
RavingJester
01-08-2009, 11:15 PM
Judging by her outfit, I would assume it's part of the act? Whole dominatrix thing?
Probably, and since the guys were on the show they may have been expecting her to act that way. Either way the woman took her act to far. Then the guy probably slapped her back due to a combination of anger and suprise.
akrippler
01-08-2009, 11:16 PM
no.
Women use their sexuality as advantage to get away with things even if they shouldnt do it to begin with....
I agree with OP
K then, the next time a 5 year old child uses his age as an advantage you go right ahead and beat the living shit out of him.
You guys are redic.....
Just because somone else is wrong doesnt make it ok for you to be wrong too. I sound like a fucking mom but you people are being ignorant as hell.
Rourke
01-08-2009, 11:16 PM
no.
Women use their sexuality as advantage to get away with things even if they shouldnt do it to begin with....
I agree with OP
Damn those women, and thier sexual advantages.
kiasta
01-08-2009, 11:17 PM
Hahahahaha. Bitch didn't see that one coming.
But why the carebear cry from the dude?
Well I assume it's because he can only hit women, men on the other hand intimidates him. She deserved the slap back.
Jackhowitzer
01-08-2009, 11:17 PM
K then, the next time a 5 year old child uses his age as an advantage you go right ahead and beat the living shit out of him.
See, now your taking him out of context. He's obviously referring to able bodied women who can actually do shit, not a kid, hitting a kid is probably the most pussiest thing ever.
RavingJester
01-08-2009, 11:17 PM
No no no, you've got it all wrong.
A REAL man would block her, throw her down on the floor, strip off her clothes and proceed to have sex with her while making out.
...Is it possible to ban teenagers from the forums?
Rourke
01-08-2009, 11:18 PM
Probably, and since the guys where on the show they may have been expecting her to act that way. Either way the woman took her act to far. Then the guy probably slapped her back due to a combination of anger and suprise.
Still a pussy move.
Chucky
01-08-2009, 11:18 PM
Nope...never has been.
If a girl can hurt you, you have issues, lol.
haha if you think that you are severely mistaken, ive trained with many women who would most likely kick the living shit out of you
Jackhowitzer
01-08-2009, 11:19 PM
haha if you think that you are severely mistaken, ive trained with many women who would most likely kick the living shit out of you
Don't forget that he's being e-tough.. I'd like to see him go against a fucking mob.
akrippler
01-08-2009, 11:19 PM
See, now your taking him out of context. He's obviously referring to able bodied women who can actually do shit, not a kid, hitting a kid is probably the most pussiest thing ever.
Most women are not "able-bodied" when compared to the man in question now are they? The man in this video was obviously stronger/faster/more coordinated the list goes on.
Rourke
01-08-2009, 11:20 PM
Hey, I'm just making an exaggerated point, you can stick with your pussy morals thank you. I'm not a wife beater, I'm just saying that if some bitch is going to hit you, I'd hit her back if she really deserved it.
I would love to see the reaction of other guys around you if this happened. I daresay it would go badly for you. I can live with my pussy morals tough guy.
Lethn
01-08-2009, 11:20 PM
Just because somone else is wrong doesnt make it ok for you to be wrong too. I sound like a fucking mom but you people are being ignorant as hell.
I'm amazed there are still people that think that way, unfortunately the world has never worked that way, there are still a lot of humans that follow base instinct of the strong dominating the weak when you've got some bitch manipulating you or getting guys to beat you up for something you didn't do then feel free to try that kind of logic and see what happens.
There's nothing wrong with that way of thinking but that only works after you've taught them a lesson in self-defense, if all you do is just take everything they throw at you then they'll just keep on walking all over you the rest of your life.
1998altima
01-08-2009, 11:20 PM
Pretty sad so many of you would hit a girl if she slapped you. A real internet tough guy would be able to stop her arm a foot away from his face and then laugh at her futility.
You are a fucking twat who just decided to jump into this conversation. So I'll break it down for you nice and slow. If a bitch hit slapped me for something I deserved, like cheating on her, of course I would not retaliate because I was in the wrong. If a bitch hit me on NATIONAL TELEVISION on a GAME SHOW because she was trying to embarass I seriously might think a little bit about retaliation.
ExiliuM
01-08-2009, 11:22 PM
To all those thinking the guy is an asshole here is what led up to the slap http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IvmDDCnPKs&feature=related. They edit the slap out tho.
Why is she all pissed?
Fucking ho..
You can't slap a woman, but you can slap a ho.
Rourke
01-08-2009, 11:22 PM
haha if you think that you are severely mistaken, ive trained with many women who would most likely kick the living shit out of you
Sigh...so maybe you should ask this 1st. Why would a woman go and kick the shit out of me in the 1st place? Did I deserve it? Probably.
I never said there are no tough chicks around. We have plenty in our own military that could kill me with a finger I would assume.
akrippler
01-08-2009, 11:22 PM
I'm amazed there are still people that think that way, unfortunately the world has never worked that way, there are still a lot of humans that follow base instinct of the strong dominating the weak when you've got some bitch manipulating you or getting guys to beat you up for something you didn't do then feel free to try that kind of logic and see what happens.
There's nothing wrong with that way of thinking but that only works after you've taught them a lesson in self-defense, if all you do is just take everything they throw at you then they'll just keep on walking all over you the rest of your life.
Now taking too much shit from somone and being the bigger person and walking away from a pointless confrontation are 2 completley different things.
Yeah the worlds unfair whats new? Doesnt mean you cant live your life to the best.
Jackhowitzer
01-08-2009, 11:23 PM
I would love to see the reaction of other guys around you if this happened. I daresay it would go badly for you. I can live with my pussy morals tough guy.
Your the one acting all tough saying "oh I'd never hit a woman back" "I'm a lumberjack most woman can't hurt me (Insert deep baritone laugh here)" I would love to see your ass get beat by a mob, you'd be bawling your eyes out getting trampled on and being hit by 2-3 people that are a bunch of pussies for gaining up on one guy.
Rourke
01-08-2009, 11:23 PM
Don't forget that he's being e-tough.. I'd like to see him go against a fucking mob.
I can;t see a "mob" attacking me in the near future..but if it happen, I will record it on my phone for you. I'll die, before I cry though.
KaneK89
01-08-2009, 11:23 PM
Doesnt mean your suppoed to start fucking hitting her, Be a fucking man you can take a hit without having to hand one back, especially from a little girl. Let her have her fucking way your supposed to be the bigger person and walk away from it.
Dont care how stupid a bitch is you dont hit them.
If I was there I would have done the same thing dude deserved more of an assbeating than he got.
If you're man enough to hit me, you better be man enough to get hit back.
People who separate men and women into two different categories like that are the reason feminists exist.
1998altima
01-08-2009, 11:23 PM
K then, the next time a 5 year old child uses his age as an advantage you go right ahead and beat the living shit out of him.
No but you would definately spank him for doing that. By the way, can you give me an example of said situation that directly relates to what were talking about?
akrippler
01-08-2009, 11:24 PM
Why is she all pissed?
Fucking ho..
You can't slap a woman, but you can slap a ho.
Ho's are different a ho is property nukka.
No but you would definately spank him for doing that. By the way, can you give me an example of said situation that directly relates to what were talking about?
Ummmm said child slaps you for no reason, you decide to beat him up for it?
If you're man enough to hit me, you better be man enough to get hit back.
People who separate men and women into two different categories like that are the reason feminists exist.
Hell man you can do whatever makes you happy. You know what makes me happy? Not beating the shit out of people when I own an extreme advantage over them. If thats your cup of tea, then hey who am I to tell you what your doing is wrong?
Jackhowitzer
01-08-2009, 11:24 PM
If you're man enough to hit me, you better be man enough to get hit back.
People who separate men and women into two different categories like that are the reason feminists exist.
/thread
Nevron
01-08-2009, 11:27 PM
rofl you wusses
I know of quite a few girls in my martial arts club that could pretty easily kick your asses one or two of them are black belts :D Seriously go and train at a martial arts club that has some girls in it, you'll learn to respect them fast and stop being a sexist git.
Many martial arts are impractical in realistic situations. Besides, you don't apply an extreme to a generalization and assume that's the average.
Daccus
01-08-2009, 11:28 PM
Watch some of the other episodes, the whole game show is about her being a bitch to the contestants, so they should have known that they were going to be humiliated. I agree with Rourke here, you just don't hit women it's a man law.
Lethn
01-08-2009, 11:28 PM
Many martial arts are impractical in realistic situations. Besides, you don't apply an extreme to a generalization and assume that's the average.
And your a poo poo head
Stop trying to act e-tough plx kkthx bai
akrippler
01-08-2009, 11:28 PM
/thread
Definantly not /thread seeing as this has been said 20 times before in this thread.
kiasta
01-08-2009, 11:29 PM
Nope...never has been.
That guy shoulda gotten WRECKED for hitting her. He hit her WAY harder too. Women can be bitches.....but they aren't nearly as strong as men either. If a girl can hurt you, you have issues, lol.
Anyone who would hit a chick needs to have his ass beat hard imo.
I love how the *** starts crying when he gets beat up by the mob, lol. Just a nother pussy who hits chicks.
Lol I guess it would feel better if you just started laughing at her call her a whore and than sue the fuck out of her and the show.
Yamamoto
01-08-2009, 11:29 PM
Why is she all pissed?
Fucking ho..
You can't slap a woman, but you can slap a ho.
Still wrong. Remember: it's wrong to slap a hoe, but choking is fair game.
RavingJester
01-08-2009, 11:29 PM
Watch some of the other episodes, the whole game show is about her being a bitch to the contestants, so they should have known that they were going to be humiliated. I agree with Rourke here, you just don't hit women it's a man law.
They may have known she would play the part of a bitch but she took it to far when she slapped him.
akrippler
01-08-2009, 11:30 PM
Many martial arts are impractical in realistic situations. Besides, you don't apply an extreme to a generalization and assume that's the average.
Krav maga would have been EXTREMLEY pratical in that situation for the guy takin the beating from the crowd.
Rourke
01-08-2009, 11:30 PM
Your the one acting all tough saying "oh I'd never hit a woman back" "I'm a lumberjack most woman can't hurt me (Insert deep baritone laugh here)" I would love to see your ass get beat by a mob, you'd be bawling your eyes out getting trampled on and being hit by 2-3 people that are a bunch of pussies for gaining up on one guy.
Ok...your just not smart at all. My job makes me pretty strong...my point is not a lot of woman I know are lifting 300 lb logs up and dragging brush all day. If I hit a girl...i would seriously hurt them. If a girl hit me...not so much...unless it's some MMA fighter..then it would hurt.
And I HAVE been beaten up by a mob. When I was 19..by a bunch of gangbangers. No..i didnt cry. Never had time anyways, as my eyes were being punched into red balls of blood by 2 huge black guys. Yes I got destroyed. Hence how I ended up in Kung-Fu. I learned a lot that day. Mainly to NEVER tell gangbagers to "Fuck themselves"
Crying is one thing anyways...constantly whining and crying out "How can she SLAP??" is just lame man.
Grahf
01-08-2009, 11:30 PM
She deserved it and any asshole in the audience that decided to slug him needs beaten with a baseball bat.
akrippler
01-08-2009, 11:31 PM
Lol I guess it would feel better if you just started laughing at her call her a whore and than sue the fuck out of her and the show.
See! there you go thats the right thing to do, and laughing at the stupid bitch would almost sate your primal urges as much as hitting her. (well maybe not but the money definantley would.)
1998altima
01-08-2009, 11:31 PM
Ho's are different a ho is property nukka.
Ummmm said child slaps you for no reason, you decide to beat him up for it?
No you spank him like I just said, or did you not get that part?
Nevron
01-08-2009, 11:31 PM
And your a poo poo head
Stop trying to act e-tough plx kkthx bai
What the fuck are you talking about? I simply said that many martial arts are impractical in realistic situations. How is that acting e-tough? You're the one touting that you're in a martial arts club that has chicks that can kick all of our asses. If I wanted to be e-tough I'd simply say that I pit my military combatives training over your little martial arts club's black belts. OH NOES! I'm an e-badass now, just like you.
Lethn
01-08-2009, 11:32 PM
*pokes Nevron with a stick*
Maybe I should make it angrier and set it on Brannoc?
akrippler
01-08-2009, 11:32 PM
No you spank him like I just said, or did you not get that part?
Ok you spank him to teach him discipline thats the smart way to do it. Unlike hitting him like the guy hit her did you not understand that? There is a right and a wrong way to deal with these situations.
Nevron
01-08-2009, 11:32 PM
*pokes Nevron with a stick*
Maybe I should make it angrier and set it on Brannoc?
Typical Lethn, if you can't handle it, report it. Right?
Lethn
01-08-2009, 11:33 PM
*pokes Nevron with a stick again*
Kusghuul
01-08-2009, 11:33 PM
Hahahahha!
Rourke
01-08-2009, 11:34 PM
They may have known she would play the part of a bitch but she took it to far when she slapped him.
Still....it wasn't even that hard man. My mom hits harder.
1998altima
01-08-2009, 11:35 PM
Ok you spank him to teach him discipline thats the smart way to do it. Unlike hitting him like the guy hit her did you not understand that?
But you are wrong, the hostess did get discipline. I guarantee you that she will never slap another contestant on the show again, be it man or woman.
Ok you spank him to teach him discipline thats the smart way to do it. Unlike hitting him like the guy hit her did you not understand that? There is a right and a wrong way to deal with these situations.
So.. The guy should have spanked her?
1998altima
01-08-2009, 11:36 PM
So.. The guy should have spanked her?
This would have been funnier.
Lethn
01-08-2009, 11:37 PM
This would have been funnier.
She'd have probably enjoyed it :p
Mr.LichTwitch
01-08-2009, 11:38 PM
I don't hit girls, but I would've definitely spit right in her face. That's what we do where I come from. Don't hit. SPIT. I would've spit all in her mouth and eyes, and there would definitely be some snot in the mix too :D
Silverhandorder
01-08-2009, 11:39 PM
Ok you spank him to teach him discipline thats the smart way to do it. Unlike hitting him like the guy hit her did you not understand that? There is a right and a wrong way to deal with these situations.
Are you trying to liken her to a child? Now that s just sexist.
ExiliuM
01-08-2009, 11:41 PM
Still wrong. Remember: it's wrong to slap a hoe, but choking is fair game.
Nah, a pimp slap will keep dem bitches on track
Silverhandorder
01-08-2009, 11:44 PM
Nah, a pimp slap will keep dem bitches on track
Yeah back handing her would have looked better. But then you can't claim you were surprised.
Salaman
01-08-2009, 11:46 PM
You are a fucking twat who just decided to jump into this conversation. So I'll break it down for you nice and slow. If a bitch hit slapped me for something I deserved, like cheating on her, of course I would not retaliate because I was in the wrong. If a bitch hit me on NATIONAL TELEVISION on a GAME SHOW because she was trying to embarass I seriously might think a little bit about retaliation.
Welcome to a publicly accessible forum? Not sure what you were expecting but maybe you should jump on MSN with the rest of your boyfriends if you just want to circle jerk about how women should be beat down for a puny slap.
Anyways, raging never makes anyone look good, ever.
As far as I'm concerned, men and women aren't equal on a physical level (they compete separately in sports, and can't serve in combat duties in the military) and the whole "well they want to be equal on a social level so we should get to hit them back hurhurhur" is a gross generalization of their position.
1998altima
01-08-2009, 11:52 PM
As far as I'm concerned, men and women aren't equal on a physical level (they compete separately in sports, and can't serve in combat duties in the military) and the whole "well they want to be equal on a social level so we should get to hit them back hurhurhur" is a gross generalization of their position.
You know what I love the most about this. I bet your one of those assholes who would help the host to beat on this motherfucker. We can't hit women who deserves it but we can beat up one guy with our 20 buddies that is surely fair by societies standards. Amirite?
Salaman
01-08-2009, 11:56 PM
I'm proud to say that I sure as hell would do so if I was sitting near the stage, and I'd give high fives to everyone involved afterwards, regardless if I got to participate or not.
ForzikTheFeared
01-08-2009, 11:59 PM
Ok...your just not smart at all. My job makes me pretty strong...my point is not a lot of woman I know are lifting 300 lb logs up and dragging brush all day. If I hit a girl...i would seriously hurt them. If a girl hit me...not so much...unless it's some MMA fighter..then it would hurt.
And I HAVE been beaten up by a mob. When I was 19..by a bunch of gangbangers. No..i didnt cry. Never had time anyways, as my eyes were being punched into red balls of blood by 2 huge black guys. Yes I got destroyed. Hence how I ended up in Kung-Fu. I learned a lot that day. Mainly to NEVER tell gangbagers to "Fuck themselves"
Crying is one thing anyways...constantly whining and crying out "How can she SLAP??" is just lame man.
I like how you pull shit out of your ass to make you look cool over the internet. It doesn't serve its purpose. Please stop trying to be a badass.
Now I would probably never hit a girl, since that was my upbringing, I'd take it(Unless it was seriously trying to injure me). However that is me, she deserved the whole hit. I agree about women being seperate by certain things, but they do want equality. The worse part is the bitches in the mob trying to hit him. Also if that host(Male) was swinging at me, I would be swinging back.
Villa
01-08-2009, 11:59 PM
Women need to be taught equal rights.
A slap in the face often suffices.
Rourke
01-09-2009, 12:02 AM
I like how you pull shit out of your ass to make you look cool over the internet. It doesn't serve its purpose. Please stop trying to be a badass.
Now I would probably never hit a girl, since that was my upbringing, I'd take it(Unless it was seriously trying to injure me). However that is me, she deserved the whole hit. I agree about women being seperate by certain things, but they do want equality. The worse part is the bitches in the mob trying to hit him. Also if that host(Male) was swinging at me, I would be swinging back.
beleive what you want bud. I really went for the tough guy angle didnt I?
1998altima
01-09-2009, 12:03 AM
I'm proud to say that I sure as hell would do so if I was sitting near the stage, and I'd give high fives to everyone involved afterwards, regardless if I got to participate or not.
Well damn son, do you still go to lynching parties too?
Jackhowitzer
01-09-2009, 12:03 AM
Ok...your just not smart at all. My job makes me pretty strong...my point is not a lot of woman I know are lifting 300 lb logs up and dragging brush all day. If I hit a girl...i would seriously hurt them. If a girl hit me...not so much...unless it's some MMA fighter..then it would hurt.
And I HAVE been beaten up by a mob. When I was 19..by a bunch of gangbangers. No..i didnt cry. Never had time anyways, as my eyes were being punched into red balls of blood by 2 huge black guys. Yes I got destroyed. Hence how I ended up in Kung-Fu. I learned a lot that day. Mainly to NEVER tell gangbagers to "Fuck themselves"
Crying is one thing anyways...constantly whining and crying out "How can she SLAP??" is just lame man.
You're not smart at all thinking somebody gives a shit that your a lumberjack who's most likely overweight on the internet acting like a tough guy. :D
DoveAlexa
01-09-2009, 12:05 AM
Doesnt mean your suppoed to start fucking hitting her, Be a fucking man you can take a hit without having to hand one back, especially from a little girl. Let her have her fucking way your supposed to be the bigger person and walk away from it.
Dont care how stupid a bitch is you dont hit them.
If I was there I would have done the same thing dude deserved more of an assbeating than he got.
I believe that you can ask another woman to hit said stupid bitches, though. We'll even pull hair and scratch them without you even asking us too ;D.
Salaman
01-09-2009, 12:05 AM
Well damn son, do you still go to lynching parties too?
Nah I stopped doing that about three years ago. It's one of those "you seen one, you've seen them all" kind of things.
akrippler
01-09-2009, 12:07 AM
But you are wrong, the hostess did get discipline. I guarantee you that she will never slap another contestant on the show again, be it man or woman.
Like I said theres a right and wrong way to deal with the situation. Hitting her back was wrong. Yeah she learned a lesson but it wasnt his job to teach her. That was her bosses job, she should have gotten fired for it.
You know what I love the most about this. I bet your one of those assholes who would help the host to beat on this motherfucker. We can't hit women who deserves it but we can beat up one guy with our 20 buddies that is surely fair by societies standards. Amirite?
He struck her with a extreme advantage, therefore he got his ass beat with an extreme disadvantage, seems fair to me.
DoveAlexa
01-09-2009, 12:11 AM
I believe in equal rights pummelings, she had it comming, shes to screwed up and violitile to even be on tv.
I don't care about 'don't hit women, especially if you are stronger'. Equal rights. I also don't care about 'rise above'. Sure it would have been impressive for him to have done nothing, but I bet you'd all be saying hes pussey whipped and cowed.
1998altima
01-09-2009, 12:16 AM
He struck her with a extreme advantage, therefore he got his ass beat with an extreme disadvantage, seems fair to me.
The Golden Rule: "Treat others how you want to be treated."
/thread
Rourke
01-09-2009, 12:18 AM
You're not smart at all thinking somebody gives a shit that your a lumberjack who's most likely overweight on the internet acting like a tough guy. :D
Ok Jack-Howitzer. You got me...I'm a huge fat guy who worships lumberjacks. Cept we do residential pruning, and removals...not logging. Never claimed to be a tough guy...just not a wife-beater.
Pcheez
01-09-2009, 12:19 AM
You have NO idea how satisfying it is to backhand a bitch that had it coming.
My audience reaction ? "WAY TO GO PUT THE BITCH IN HER PLACE".
God, i love patriarchal societies.
The blood took a while to get off my gloves tho.
Slap|= backhand, backhanding women is legit and according to the code of gentlemanry AND chivalry.
Those who claim both are dead can go to hell and will receive severe beatings in due time.
akrippler
01-09-2009, 12:22 AM
You know the "rule of thumb" came from men beating their wives. It was acceptable as long as the bruise was no larger than your thumb.
Niles
01-09-2009, 12:24 AM
You know the "rule of thumb" came from men beating their wives. It was acceptable as long as the bruise was no larger than your thumb.
This is wrong how?
Dayzd
01-09-2009, 12:25 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IvmDDCnPKs
This is what she said before the slap, explains a lot more of the incident.
She deserved the slap to the face.
1998altima
01-09-2009, 12:25 AM
You know the "rule of thumb" came from men beating their wives. It was acceptable as long as the bruise was no larger than your thumb.
And what exactly does this have to do with The Golden Rule? Or are you just handing out random information? If so then thank you I guess.
DoveAlexa
01-09-2009, 12:25 AM
This is wrong how?
Well, now a days the woman will just leave you, or never be with you in the first place. Problem solved. Also, she might shoot you too.
Carbonlegend
01-09-2009, 12:26 AM
I agree our society has been completely pussified, women have been openly bitching for centuries now about how unfairly they are treated but when they finally get it they scream sexism and hide behind the law.
If a girl ever wanted to pick a fight with me then thats fine but she should expect the exact same reaction I'd give to any idiot that would attempt to pick a fight, don't go grouping me with blatantly sexist people like Silverhandorder though.
This is why I've decided whenever an idiot does something idiotic I'll treat them like an idiot regardless of who they are, see Lamiosa and the little sexist train she started on me one time as an example because no one bothered reading my post properly. It was nothing personal at all but if your going to be a prick to me for no reason then you'd better be prepared to face the consequences.
There's a big difference between equal treatment and over-zealous political correctness.
This is not about you. If it helps make a tape of your problems and send it to E as your life story.
Niles
01-09-2009, 12:26 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IvmDDCnPKs
This is what she said before the slap, explains a lot more of the incident.
She deserved the slap to the face.
Old.
1998altima
01-09-2009, 12:27 AM
This is wrong how?
Beating your wife for not making you a sandwich is wrong.
A random woman hitting you for no reason is disrespectful and should be dealt with according to The Golden Rule.
Niles
01-09-2009, 12:28 AM
Beating your wife for not making you a sandwich is wrong.
A random woman hitting you is disrespectful and should be dealt with according to The Golden Rule.
But I'm hungry :(
Nevron
01-09-2009, 12:29 AM
The Golden Rule: "Treat others how you want to be treated."
/thread
Declaring /thread for your own post is a forumfall no go.
/unthread
There's another Golden Rule: Never hit a woman. When a woman slaps a man, it's not to cause physical harm or to challenge the man, it's simply an insult. When a guy hits a guy, it's not an insult, it's with an intent to cause physical harm and it's a challenge. That's generally speaking of course. Then again, even if the woman intends to cause physical harm I still don't advocate hitting her, because it should be easy enough for the guy to restrain her. Generally, we're already physically superior, so going on the offensive isn't necessary unless you're the type of guy who actually feels physically threatened by a woman. In that case, I pity the guy.
chodie4u
01-09-2009, 12:31 AM
Bottom line is that guy's a pussy; he cried. She has a pussy, so it would have been a fair fight.
The fact that bitch slapped him in the first place just goes to show how she can't control her emotions or express herself in a constructive, rational way.
If she slapped me I would have laughed at her face and told her to GTFO; come back when you can rationalize, which may be never. No reason to slap a bitch unless you're fucking her, but that's an entirely different scenario in which choking is allowed as well.
Rourke
01-09-2009, 12:32 AM
Declaring /thread for your own post is a forumfall no go.
/unthread
There's another Golden Rule: Never hit a woman. When a woman slaps a man, it's not to cause physical harm or to challenge the man, it's simply an insult. When a guy hits a guy, it's not an insult, it's with an intent to cause physical harm and it's a challenge. That's generally speaking of course. Then again, even if the woman intends to cause physical harm I still don't advocate hitting her, because it should be easy enough for the guy to restrain her. Generally, we're already physically superior, so going on the offensive isn't necessary unless you're the type of guy who actually feels physically threatened by a woman. In that case, I pity the guy.
QFT...but there is no explaining this to others it seems.
akrippler
01-09-2009, 12:33 AM
And what exactly does this have to do with The Golden Rule? Or are you just handing out random information? If so then thank you I guess.
The post above me was talking about chivalry.
I didnt say anything about the golden rule.
In hindsight I should have quoted the post I meant to reply to.
Pcheez
01-09-2009, 12:34 AM
I believe in equal rights pummelings, she had it comming, shes to screwed up and violitile to even be on tv.
I don't care about 'don't hit women, especially if you are stronger'. Equal rights. I also don't care about 'rise above'. Sure it would have been impressive for him to have done nothing, but I bet you'd all be saying hes pussey whipped and cowed.
Yar.
I have modified my behaviour over the years to adapt to this supposed equality thing. Women want their cake, they shall have to eat it too. Equal rights and pay come with equal susceptibility to scorn, belitlement, responsibility for actions, increased likelihood of physical violence, etc.
-Never hold the door open, slam it intentionally in face if seems extra feminist.
-Look at women who need your seat with a smug grin, especially if pregnant, those looks of despair are priceless.
-Always walk out the door first.
-Always tell women when they gained weight, in the crudest manner possible. Hey, i would tell a guy hes gotten fat, why not women.
-Slam the most workload possible on female employees. When they complain just ask with a smug grin "what, maybe we should get a man to do it or ?"
Hey, i overload my guys a lot, as such its only fair she gets to work as much.
- When the end of the year draws near, female employees call in sick on when aunt flow visits, i will remind them they are out of both sick and vacationa days as such must come in. Then suggest a cork.
- State "Stop being such a whore" if they sound remotely flirty while talking, hey id tell a guy "man stop being so gay" if he did the same.
-If attacked, i almost always retaliate with devastating consequences, but hey would i hold back in pummeling a guy ? no.
-Always point out any flaw in their dress/hair, i do so to guys.
-When walking, never move out of the way for a woman, simply slam shoulders usually sending her spinning to the ground. Hey, i dont dodge for men.
Equality is such a bitch isnt it.
Note, i only do this to strangers, everyone's a softie when it comes to females you like.
Ps: This post is NOT sexist, it is simply an explanation of what comes along with equality.
Above post won't get you any poon though, that's the flaw with equality. We are too easy to manipulate.
DoveAlexa
01-09-2009, 12:37 AM
Yar.
I have modified my behaviour over the years to adapt to this supposed equality thing. Women want their cake, they shall have to eat it too. Equal rights and pay come with equal susceptibility to scorn, belitlement, responsibility for actions, increased likelihood of physical violence, etc.
-Never hold the door open, slam it intentionally in face if seems extra feminist.
-Look at women who need your seat with a smug grin, especially if pregnant, those looks of despair are priceless.
-Always walk out the door first.
-Always tell women when they gained weight, in the crudest manner possible. Hey, i would tell a guy hes gotten fat, why not women.
-Slam the most workload possible on female employees. When they complain just ask with a smug grin "what, maybe we should get a man to do it or ?"
Hey, i overload my guys a lot, as such its only fair she gets to work as much.
- When the end of the year draws near, female employees call in sick on when aunt flow visits, i will remind them they are out of both sick and vacationa days as such must come in. Then suggest a cork.
- State "Stop being such a whore" if they sound remotely flirty while talking, hey id tell a guy "man stop being so gay" if he did the same.
-If attacked, i almost always retaliate with devastating consequences, but hey would i hold back in pummeling a guy ? no.
-Always point out any flaw in their dress/hair, i do so to guys.
-When walking, never move out of the way for a woman, simply slam shoulders usually sending her spinning to the ground. Hey, i dont dodge for men.
Equality is such a bitch isnt it.
Note, i only do this to strangers, everyone's a softie when it comes to females you like.
Ps: This post is NOT sexist, it is simply an explanation of what comes along with equality.
I feel insulted being quoted in your pro-wife beater post. Also, your actions are not equality, you're just an asshole who was raised very very VERY badly by the worst people imaginable. Equality does not mean the world loses manner, empathy or anything good.
Mother FUCK I hate you.
Rourke
01-09-2009, 12:39 AM
Yar.
I have modified my behaviour over the years to adapt to this supposed equality thing. Women want their cake, they shall have to eat it too. Equal rights and pay come with equal susceptibility to scorn, belitlement, responsibility for actions, increased likelihood of physical violence, etc.
-Never hold the door open, slam it intentionally in face if seems extra feminist.
-Look at women who need your seat with a smug grin, especially if pregnant, those looks of despair are priceless.
-Always walk out the door first.
-Always tell women when they gained weight, in the crudest manner possible. Hey, i would tell a guy hes gotten fat, why not women.
-Slam the most workload possible on female employees. When they complain just ask with a smug grin "what, maybe we should get a man to do it or ?"
Hey, i overload my guys a lot, as such its only fair she gets to work as much.
- When the end of the year draws near, female employees call in sick on when aunt flow visits, i will remind them they are out of both sick and vacationa days as such must come in. Then suggest a cork.
- State "Stop being such a whore" if they sound remotely flirty while talking, hey id tell a guy "man stop being so gay" if he did the same.
-If attacked, i almost always retaliate with devastating consequences, but hey would i hold back in pummeling a guy ? no.
-Always point out any flaw in their dress/hair, i do so to guys.
-When walking, never move out of the way for a woman, simply slam shoulders usually sending her spinning to the ground. Hey, i dont dodge for men.
Equality is such a bitch isnt it.
Note, i only do this to strangers, everyone's a softie when it comes to females you like.
Ps: This post is NOT sexist, it is simply an explanation of what comes along with equality.
So....you treat people like this daily? You slam doors on people and call them fat? Trying to imagine this.
Jo0wZ
01-09-2009, 12:39 AM
I'd almost call this sexist. So if a guy hit you exactly like this women did, under the same circumstances you'd knock the fuck out of him right? Just because he is a guy. Equal is not equal I guess?
Women are the weaker sex. It is in our genes to protect them.
Nevron
01-09-2009, 12:39 AM
Chivalry isn't dead, it's just rare because a lot of guys use the equality issue as an excuse to be a dick.
Silverhandorder
01-09-2009, 12:40 AM
I feel insulted being quoted in your pro-wife beater post. Also, your actions are not equality, you're just an asshole who was raised very very VERY badly by the worst people imaginable. Equality does not mean the world loses manner, empathy or anything good.
Mother FUCK I hate you.
I dunno the work part was spot on.
Jangang
01-09-2009, 12:41 AM
I wouldn't have slapped her back, though she deserved every bit of it. I'd have spit in her face and called it good. Then sued the show, and everyone who worked for it when they attacked me for spitting on her. (Everything would go down the same after the slap, or spitting, so...)
AlexanderWolffe
01-09-2009, 12:45 AM
He had every right to hit her and I'm glad he did, I would have. Obviously not a hit to try and kill the girl, but one to make her realize that hitting people is not ok.
In a court of law, he would win. If you read up on the backstory of what happened after, he is suing the show and the people in the audience for the equivalent of millions of US dollars. He will win.
I mean whats this teach people? It's ok for women to hit guys, and if you get hit by a girl, stand there and do nothing. Wtf is that shit? Some society "Code of Honor"? Fuck that shit. We live in a world where an elite group of men dominate the entire planet, where pictures of 14 year old girls in bikini's littering the mall advertisements is acceptable, and where every facet of corporate business is corrupt.
If you watch closely again, you know he wasn't hitting her to hurt her. It was more of a reaction "wtf" slap. I think your the pussy for saying it's the right thing to do nothing when you just got assaulted.
pookums
01-09-2009, 12:45 AM
Lol, this is the lead up to it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IvmDDCnPKs&feature=related
1998altima
01-09-2009, 12:46 AM
I wouldn't have slapped her back, though she deserved every bit of it. I'd have spit in her face and called it good. Then sued the show, and everyone who worked for it when they attacked me for spitting on her. (Everything would go down the same after the slap, or spitting, so...)
Are you sure? According to this it would not have.
There's another Golden Rule: Never hit a woman.
Since he did not hit her then they don't have a reason to hit him back.
Rathynas
01-09-2009, 12:48 AM
Gotta agree with treating women the same as men... But whoa, Pcheez, ever heard of respect? You know, that thing your parents beat you over? That thing that you get if you use? If you treated me as how you described in your post, prepare to eat your own eyes and have your balls shoves up your ass.
AtanasRikard
01-09-2009, 12:48 AM
If I was that guy I'd turn around and say "Come on baby!! I've been a bad boy and need a spanking!!" Then proceed to make out with her.
Rourke
01-09-2009, 12:49 AM
If you watch closely again, you know he wasn't hitting her to hurt her. It was more of a reaction "wtf" slap. I think your the pussy for saying it's the right thing to do nothing when you just got assaulted.
Your insane..he frigging creamed her. Man...you must not be married yet, if women hitting men is new to you, lol.
1998altima
01-09-2009, 12:52 AM
Your insane..he frigging creamed her. Man...you must not be married yet, if women hitting men is new to you, lol.
He hit her pretty firmly but I don't know about "frigging creamed her." I believe he showed a lot of resistance because lets face it he could have done a lot, lot, LOT worse. Think about it he could have actually punched her which might have led to a black eye or unconsiousness.
DoveAlexa
01-09-2009, 12:52 AM
Gotta agree with treating women the same as men... But whoa, Pcheez, ever heard of respect? You know, that thing your parents beat you over? That thing that you get if you use? If you treated me as how you described in your post, prepare to eat your own eyes and have your balls shoves up your ass.
Yeah! //knocks Pcheez down and punches him in the balls till he passes out. Lets Rathynas finish him off. >:{
If I was that guy I'd turn around and say "Come on baby!! I've been a bad boy and need a spanking!!" Then proceed to make out with her.
You made me feel better. Ty //cookie
Pcheez
01-09-2009, 12:53 AM
Above post won't get you any poon though, that's the flaw with equality. We are too easy to manipulate.
Nein, when one is adept at mindfucking and reasonably wealthy, women are like putty. The most intelligent cynical and independant women will still give you that wry grin with a proper display of what you think they may like of your traits !
I feel insulted being quoted in your pro-wife beater post. Also, your actions are not equality, you're just an asshole who was raised very very VERY badly by the worst people imaginable. Equality does not mean the world loses manner, empathy or anything good.
Mother FUCK I hate you.
Now now, settle down, there is no need for profanity. See what i like about women is that its far too easy to rile you up regarding equality. I hope you didnt break anything valuable in your proximity. I was kidding.
Arab blood you see, chivalry undiluted. I have smacked a woman previously, but that was because she was going batshit hysterical on me, just a little slap to get her back to her senses.
So....you treat people like this daily? You slam doors on people and call them fat? Trying to imagine this.
No, that would be a horrible thing to do.
I dunno the work part was spot on.
Naturally, that part i was not kidding about. I give both maternity and paternity leave, both 40 days even though legally i dont have to give such long paternity. But run out of sick days and claim your period is so strong you've flooded your living room, i dont give a shit, you are coming in if i have to plug you and drag you over.
Chivalry isn't dead, it's just rare because a lot of guys use the equality issue as an excuse to be a dick.
And they dont really get far in life.
Broockle
01-09-2009, 12:54 AM
what's wrong with everysingle person in this video?! y did she slapp him? y did he slapp back and then shout like a little girl? and y did so many people start getting mad at this guy and beating him up? and y wouldn't that dude just shut the hell up already instead of repeating the same emberassing dialog over and over again? "HOW CAN SHE SLAPP?".
that was just silly
Pcheez
01-09-2009, 12:56 AM
Gotta agree with treating women the same as men... But whoa, Pcheez, ever heard of respect? You know, that thing your parents beat you over? That thing that you get if you use? If you treated me as how you described in your post, prepare to eat your own eyes and have your balls shoves up your ass.
Yeah! //knocks Pcheez down and punches him in the balls till he passes out. Lets Rathynas finish him off. >:{
2 on 1 ?
Its still fair, im an expert tickler, you both stand no chance tbh.
DoveAlexa
01-09-2009, 12:57 AM
Nein, when one is adept at mindfucking and reasonably wealthy, women are like putty. The most intelligent cynical and independant women will still give you that wry grin with a proper display of what you think they may like of your traits !
Now now, settle down, there is no need for profanity. See what i like about women is that its far too easy to rile you up regarding equality. I hope you didnt break anything valuable in your proximity. I was kidding.
Arab blood you see, chivalry undiluted. I have smacked a woman previously, but that was because she was going batshit hysterical on me, just a little slap to get her back to her senses.
No, that would be a horrible thing to do.
Naturally, that part i was not kidding about. I give both maternity and paternity leave, both 40 days even though legally i dont have to give such long paternity. But run out of sick days and claim your period is so strong you've flooded your living room, i dont give a shit, you are coming in if i have to plug you and drag you over.
And they dont really get far in life.
I don't believe a word of this. I guarantee you'd do at least half of this and feel very proud of yourself. I do believe you hit a woman before, as hysterical is an insult like any other. "She's upset cause I hit her, I don't like her being upset, lets claim shes insane so we can treat her like shit even more! Hurray!"
I still hate you.
Scum.
Pcheez
01-09-2009, 01:03 AM
I don't believe a word of this. I guarantee you'd do at least half of this and feel very proud of yourself. I do believe you hit a woman before, as hysterical is an insult like any other. "She's upset cause I hit her, I don't like her being upset, lets claim shes insane so we can treat her like shit even more! Hurray!"
I still hate you.
Scum.
So you believe one post but not the other.
This keen display of whatever it is amuses me to a fair degree.
You guarantee based on what ?
I did say it was a light slap didnt i ? Didnt exactly dragon punch her out the window, although that would have made for a good story. It was on a matter that well, would raise serious arguements between a couple if they dont agree and can get messy if they split over it. We did split over it, but not before she decided to do some scrambling you see. As such while deciding that, she was turning quite hysterical, probably due to the inflicted hormonal imbalance.
Tsk, so judgemental and indicisive, as i said you make it too fun.
kiasta
01-09-2009, 01:03 AM
I don't believe a word of this. I guarantee you'd do at least half of this and feel very proud of yourself. I do believe you hit a woman before, as hysterical is an insult like any other. "She's upset cause I hit her, I don't like her being upset, lets claim shes insane so we can treat her like shit even more! Hurray!"
I still hate you.
Scum.
Let me guess you beat on your husband and as soon as he pushes you away you phone the police and cry domestic violence. If some chick is going apeshit and hitting me over and over I will do whatever is needed to make her stop no matter who she is. Women don't have the right to hit men.
Silverhandorder
01-09-2009, 01:03 AM
I don't believe a word of this. I guarantee you'd do at least half of this and feel very proud of yourself. I do believe you hit a woman before, as hysterical is an insult like any other. "She's upset cause I hit her, I don't like her being upset, lets claim shes insane so we can treat her like shit even more! Hurray!"
I still hate you.
Scum.
Stop pretending that you are a woman. We know you got a wang.
Pcheez
01-09-2009, 01:04 AM
Stop pretending that you are a woman. We know you got a wang.
Chicks with Dicks.
2x the fun.
Duke Nukem lives in all our hearts forever.
Silverhandorder
01-09-2009, 01:05 AM
Chicks with Dicks.
2x the fun.
Duke Nukem lives in all our hearts forever.
Eat shit and die :D.
Pcheez
01-09-2009, 01:09 AM
Eat shit and die :D.
Shake it baby $.$
Then proceed to freeze them all and take delight in slaughtering the poor defenceless frozen strippers.
OMFG I JUST HAD AN EPIPHANY.
DUKE, NUKEM, now get this, is one SEXIST son of a GUN !?!
DoveAlexa
01-09-2009, 01:09 AM
Let me guess you beat on your husband and as soon as he pushes you away you phone the police and cry domestic violence. If some chick is going apeshit and hitting me over and over I will do whatever is needed to make her stop no matter who she is. Women don't have the right to hit men.
Uh, I never said I want to do what he said he'd do to women to men.
Also, if it ever comes to hitting in a relationship, its time to leave. As such, I don't hit my loved ones.
And @ Pcheez, I am far more willing to believe you are an asshole than "me so sowwy" guy, cause you took the time to think up that whole first post, without feeling like shit.
Tribaja
01-09-2009, 01:13 AM
There have been no comments on her looks.
She looks OK, I'd hit that.
Now the you gals can go on talking about hitting women.
kiasta
01-09-2009, 01:14 AM
There have been no comments on her looks.
She looks OK, I'd hit that.
Now the you gals can go on talking about hitting women.
I think she enjoyed the slap...did you see her reaction?
Pcheez
01-09-2009, 01:16 AM
Uh, I never said I want to do what he said he'd do to women to men.
Also, if it ever comes to hitting in a relationship, its time to leave. As such, I don't hit my loved ones.
And @ Pcheez, I am far more willing to believe you are an asshole than "me so sowwy" guy, cause you took the time to think up that whole first post, without feeling like shit.
Im sorry, i dont really do emotions, feeling like shit is not something i am familiar with.
I can swing from both extremeties at a whim (anyone makes a gay joke i will hurt you).
You are quite sorely mistaken if you believe i give my posts any thought, i dont waste precious time formulating the perfect watertight or politically correct replu. This is entertainment, 4% of what i type is my actual opinion on matters, as if one was to post his thoughts on anything, they would be so elaborate and eloquent that they would neccesitate more than 2 consecutive posts.
Never said i was sorry, i simply informed you that what i had posted was in fact untrue, and had served its purpose at getting a rise out of people.
Now my dear, how on earth am i supposed to sleep peacefully if i am not forgiven ? It would be ever such a daunting task, i need closure !
I wrote that with a straight face, i swear.
DR.NUMBERS
01-09-2009, 01:16 AM
Which one is Villa?
Nexus
01-09-2009, 01:17 AM
To all those thinking the guy is an asshole here is what led up to the slap http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IvmDDCnPKs&feature=related. They edit the slap out tho.
That's no fun.
Pcheez
01-09-2009, 01:17 AM
Which one is Villa?
The one quietly nibbling on the chapati and nan in the corner dipping his cock into curry to avenge his slap smitten brother.
1998altima
01-09-2009, 01:17 AM
which one is villa?
El OH El!
DoveAlexa
01-09-2009, 01:18 AM
Im sorry, i dont really do emotions, feeling like shit is not something i am familiar with.
I can swing from both extremeties at a whim (anyone makes a gay joke i will hurt you).
You are quite sorely mistaken if you believe i give my posts any thought, i dont waste precious time formulating the perfect watertight or politically correct replu. This is entertainment, 4% of what i type is my actual opinion on matters, as if one was to post his thoughts on anything, they would be so elaborate and eloquent that they would neccesitate more than 2 consecutive posts.
Never said i was sorry, i simply informed you that what i had posted was in fact untrue, and had served its purpose at getting a rise out of people.
Now my dear, how on earth am i supposed to sleep peacefully if i am not forgiven ? It would be ever such a daunting task, i need closure !
I wrote that with a straight face, i swear.
...Yeah whatever, I vented and am done with this.
Pcheez
01-09-2009, 01:19 AM
...Yeah whatever, I vented and am done with this.
Well, thats a showstopper.
Fine have it your way, ill probably take some panadol night and cry myself to sleep.
Rourke
01-09-2009, 01:26 AM
Letting your wife read this thread is a bad idea.....:ohno:
DR.NUMBERS
01-09-2009, 01:26 AM
To all those thinking the guy is an asshole here is what led up to the slap http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IvmDDCnPKs&feature=related. They edit the slap out tho.
What a cunt. *FALCON PUNCH*
Pcheez
01-09-2009, 01:28 AM
Letting your wife read this thread is a bad idea.....:ohno:
Protip: Anything i write is unsuitable for female eyes it seems.
When you see the silly avatar of mine make sure to panic and scamper off to the safety of the real world where i cannot get to you.
nate4449
01-09-2009, 01:30 AM
See what happens when we treat women equally? We get mobbed to death by hypocrites and noobs chasing poon-points.
Pcheez
01-09-2009, 01:32 AM
See what happens when we treat women equally? We get mobbed to death by hypocrites and noobs chasing poon-points.
What he meant to say is that women are thoroughly equal to men and should be treated with utmost respect at all times while still being given the special treatment they are entitled to due to their lack of testosterone.
He is not being sexist, nothing to see here.
1998altima
01-09-2009, 01:35 AM
What a cunt. *FALCON PUNCH*
Correction. FALCON SLAP!
DR.NUMBERS
01-09-2009, 01:38 AM
I love the video comment:
GB2KITCHEN
crispyfried
01-09-2009, 01:49 AM
just showed the clip to my grandmother who is visiting .
she said " you don't hit a LADY but she is no lady " then she said "a LADY would never put herself in a mans possition and by her doing so got what she deserved"
i love my grandmother !!! :D
ps. my grandmother is 87 and shot her first hubby for trying to beat her .
so for her to say this says alot .
Shaehl
01-09-2009, 01:50 AM
Equality isn't really the issue here, not for men anyway. Women can babble about equality and sexism all they want, but as a man, if you get hit by a woman, none of that should factor into your reaction.
You're a man, you do what is honorable and right regardless of the actions or ideaology of the antagonizing party. A real man doesn't hit women. Period. If a woman hits you, you restrain her. You don't hit her back.
Unless your a pale, twig-like blasphemy against manhood, a woman isn't going to be able to really hurt you unless she's extremely determined, and any man with the self-respect to keep himself in acceptable shape could easily restrain her before it gets to that point.
The same applies to weak-ass embarrasments of the male-persuasion. If it's obvious that you will just absolutely destroy a guy in a fight, to the point that's it's not really a fight and is more just you having your way, you don't fight.
It's not fair, it's not equal, but you're a man, grow some balls and act like one.
Rourke
01-09-2009, 01:56 AM
Protip: Anything i write is unsuitable for female eyes it seems.
When you see the silly avatar of mine make sure to panic and scamper off to the safety of the real world where i cannot get to you.
Your avatar means nothing to me? And your not exactly scary. Most women would find this thread pretty disturbing as most women don't go around slapping guys I would assume.
Either way it's old now. We have 2 camps of guys. Guys that can justify hitting chicks, guys that can't. The End.
Rourke
01-09-2009, 01:57 AM
Equality isn't really the issue here, not for men anyway. Women can babble about equality and sexism all they want, but as a man, if you get hit by a woman, none of that should factor into your reaction.
You're a man, you do what is honorable and right regardless of the actions or ideaology of the antagonizing party. A real man doesn't hit women. Period. If a woman hits you, you restrain her. You don't hit her back.
Unless your a pale, twig-like blasphemy against manhood, a woman isn't going to be able to really hurt you unless she's extremely determined, and any man with the self-respect to keep himself in acceptable shape could easily restrain her before it gets to that point.
The same applies to weak-ass embarrasments of the male-persuasion. If it's obvious that you will just absolutely destroy a guy in a fight, to the point that's it's not really a fight and is more just you having your way, you don't fight.
It's not fair, it's not equal, but you're a man, grow some balls and act like one.
Well said.
Pcheez
01-09-2009, 01:59 AM
Equality isn't really the issue here, not for men anyway. Women can babble about equality and sexism all they want, but as a man, if you get hit by a woman, none of that should factor into your reaction.
You're a man, you do what is honorable and right regardless of the actions or ideaology of the antagonizing party. A real man doesn't hit women. Period. If a woman hits you, you restrain her. You don't hit her back.
Unless your a pale, twig-like blasphemy against manhood, a woman isn't going to be able to really hurt you unless she's extremely determined, and any man with the self-respect to keep himself in acceptable shape could easily restrain her before it gets to that point.
The same applies to weak-ass embarrasments of the male-persuasion. If it's obvious that you will just absolutely destroy a guy in a fight, to the point that's it's not really a fight and is more just you having your way, you don't fight.
It's not fair, it's not equal, but you're a man, grow some balls and act like one.
Technically, if you incapacitate her, she is restrained.
Women cant hurt you my ass, you ever seen a wasted chick ? They CLAW man, CLAW, they can take an eye out easily. Add to that, it takes 1 kick in the nuts, just 1.
I feel sorry for you if you believe by placing imaginary laws you get the moral high ground. It will usually turn out bad if you expect everyone to honor such imaginary boundaries.
When you fight ? Fight dirty.
You should try out the real world son, see how it works for you with the mentality you currently sport.
Then again i cant complain, its people who restrain themselves through religion, morals, or whatever that allow others to use them and surpass them in life.
Shrang
01-09-2009, 01:59 AM
Very old no?
Jackhowitzer
01-09-2009, 01:59 AM
Equality isn't really the issue here, not for men anyway. Women can babble about equality and sexism all they want, but as a man, if you get hit by a woman, none of that should factor into your reaction.
You're a man, you do what is honorable and right regardless of the actions or ideaology of the antagonizing party. A real man doesn't hit women. Period. If a woman hits you, you restrain her. You don't hit her back.
Unless your a pale, twig-like blasphemy against manhood, a woman isn't going to be able to really hurt you unless she's extremely determined, and any man with the self-respect to keep himself in acceptable shape could easily restrain her before it gets to that point.
The same applies to weak-ass embarrasments of the male-persuasion. If it's obvious that you will just absolutely destroy a guy in a fight, to the point that's it's not really a fight and is more just you having your way, you don't fight.
It's not fair, it's not equal, but you're a man, grow some balls and act like one.
Grow some balls and learn to hit people back when they hit you. You gotta keep your pimp hand strong. :cool:
Hauberk
01-09-2009, 02:00 AM
I'd never lay a finger on her. I'd just give her one hell of an intimidating look and stay composed.. That guy's a menstrual-mess.
Pcheez
01-09-2009, 02:00 AM
Grow some balls and learn to hit people back when they hit you. You gotta keep your pimp hand strong. :cool:
Powder me up shorty !]
Anyway this was entertaining, nighty night forumfallz.
Jackhowitzer
01-09-2009, 02:01 AM
Powder me up shorty !]
Anyway this was entertaining, nighty night forumfallz.
You got it dawg.
chodie4u
01-09-2009, 02:02 AM
just showed the clip to my grandmother who is visiting .
she said " you don't hit a LADY but she is no lady " then she said "a LADY would never put herself in a mans possition and by her doing so got what she deserved"
i love my grandmother !!! :D
ps. my grandmother is 87 and shot her first hubby for trying to beat her .
so for her to say this says alot .
She seems a wise woman.
Although a swift kick in the nuts will incapacitate a man just as well as a bullet will.
Nevron
01-09-2009, 02:06 AM
Grow some balls and learn to hit people back when they hit you. You gotta keep your pimp hand strong. :cool:
Like the guy in the video when the male host starts hitting him? I actually think that guy is a fair representation of the typical guy that would hit a girl. They're pretty big when they can hit a woman, but they curl up and cry when it's a guy.
chodie4u
01-09-2009, 02:07 AM
Like the guy in the video when the male host starts hitting him? I actually think that guy is a fair representation of the typical guy that would hit a girl. They're pretty big when they can hit a woman, but they curl up and cry when it's a guy.
I found it funny the male host started slapping the contestant before resorting to close fists and spewing Hindi insults.
Shaehl
01-09-2009, 02:09 AM
Technically, if you incapacitate her, she is restrained.
Women cant hurt you my ass, you ever seen a wasted chick ? They CLAW man, CLAW, they can take an eye out easily. Add to that, it takes 1 kick in the nuts, just 1.
I feel sorry for you if you believe by placing imaginary laws you get the moral high ground. It will usually turn out bad if you expect everyone to honor such imaginary boundaries.
When you fight ? Fight dirty.
You should try out the real world son, see how it works for you with the mentality you currently sport.
Then again i cant complain, its people who restrain themselves through religion, morals, or whatever that allow others to use them and surpass them in life.
Clawing? Really? C'mon, that's not even a valid argument. A scratch, even one that draws blood is no real detriment to your health. I play fight with my dog all the time and usually my arms are bleeding like motherfuckers from his actual claws, but it's not lasting or insufferable damage.
Anyway, I don't expect people to do the honorable thing, but I try to do it anyway. That's the point.
Your philosophy is akin to saying if a child fights me, I should fight back. No. I don't fight back because I can defuse the situation without escalating the level of violence.
It's the same with women and pathetically unfit men. Really, 90% of women I know, I can restrain by holding both their wrists in one hand. There's no reason to return equal violence against something like that.
Rourke
01-09-2009, 02:11 AM
Like the guy in the video when the male host starts hitting him? I actually think that guy is a fair representation of the typical guy that would hit a girl. They're pretty big when they can hit a woman, but they curl up and cry when it's a guy.
If you watch the video, you can tell he's not even getting beat up that bad. I saw a couple lame ass punches, but that's about it. It was more just a mess. He fell down and curled up instantly when they came at him. Prolly the best idea anyways at that point, lol. HOW SHE SLAP???
*edit..they got a couple good pokes in actualy, lol.
Jangang
01-09-2009, 02:11 AM
I already gave my piece on how I would have handled that. However I wanted to share a laugh with you guys.
I had to watch it twice to figure out what was going on. At first I thought the slapping was part of the show, and was trying to determine what the fight was about. LOL, I'm retarded today I swear!
PirateGlen
01-09-2009, 02:13 AM
In the words of Chris Rock: You can shake the shit out of a bitch, but you can never hit her.
Jangang
01-09-2009, 02:16 AM
Clawing? Really? C'mon, that's not even a valid argument. A scratch, even one that draws blood is no real detriment to your health. I play fight with my dog all the time and usually my arms are bleeding like motherfuckers from his actual claws, but it's not lasting or insufferable damage.
Anyway, I don't expect people to do the honorable thing, but I try to do it anyway. That's the point.
Your philosophy is akin to saying if a child fights me, I should fight back. No. I don't fight back because I can defuse the situation without escalating the level of violence.
It's the same with women and pathetically unfit men. Really, 90% of women I know, I can restrain by holding both their wrists in one hand. There's no reason to return equal violence against something like that.
For the most part I agree. I've only hit a women once in my entire life, and she outweighed me by 50 or 60 lbs and was throwing punches at my face. I slapped her, not to hurt her but to shock her for a second while I told her to calm the fuck down. Which she did. This chick was drunk, and out of her fucking mind angry crazy. Nothing else was working.
I wasn't really afraid of being hit even, I was afraid she was going to hurt herself if she didn't calm down. She was literally going bat shit crazy, throwing punches at me, throwing objects at my dog, anything she could do to fuck w/ me. And all this after she called and threatened like every female in my phone.
chodie4u
01-09-2009, 02:18 AM
For the most part I agree. I've only hit a women once in my entire life, and she outweighed me by 50 or 60 lbs and was throwing punches at my face. I slapped her, not to hurt her but to shock her for a second while I told her to calm the fuck down. Which she did. This chick was drunk, and out of her fucking mind angry crazy. Nothing else was working.
rofl, I knew you were American once you said she outweighed you.
Jackhowitzer
01-09-2009, 02:19 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9M89SCXA9Y&feature=related
For all your pimpin needs. Also, NSFW.
Khumash-Gor
01-09-2009, 02:19 AM
lol fucking awesome
Jangang
01-09-2009, 02:21 AM
rofl, I knew you were American once you said she outweighed you.
Well I'm skinny lolz. At 29 I'm up to 135 - 140 Lbs range. I was 120 Lbs until 25 though. I should clarify though that I didn't slap her very hard. Just enough for to shock her into stopping long enough to hear reason. It didn't take long for her to get back to being stark raving mad, but at least she stopped throwing shit and trying to punch me.
I'd told her to leave like an hour before, and threatened to call the cops when she wouldn't... The bitch threatened to tell the cops where my weed and all my pipes were at.
Jathen
01-09-2009, 02:22 AM
Yeah...i took White Dragon for a long while, and there was a cheerleader in our class that was frightening. But in the same respect, the whole point of Martial Arts is to NOT fight.
I remember being a stand-in for a little move called "Removal of the Jewels" I did not like it. At all.
Did you ever wonder why that is?
Thaeds
01-09-2009, 02:24 AM
I've decided whenever an idiot does something idiotic I'll treat them like an idiot regardless of who they are [...] if your going to be a prick to me for no reason then you'd better be prepared to face the consequences.
Here are the [hilarious] consequences...
Ron Paul said it, I said it, why the fuck are you acting like this is unknown to most of us who haven't been blindly following the media?
And who the fuck are you? The top economists disagreed about whether the bailout was a good idea or not, and we won't know for a long time, if ever, who was right. You're opinion was given to you by some e-warrior who managed to sound convincing. You have absolutely no ability to judge the bailout because you don't have anywhere near the education or experience to know the first thing about it.
You are such a fucking generic piece of shit it's actually intriguing. In fact, in order to both show everyone how unique you are, and explore the topic a little further, I present to you, and the rest of forumfall, e-warrior 101, a guide in correctly formed internet arguments. Enjoy!
All of these posts were made in the last 12 hours, and represent half of Lethn's total posts in that time.
This first quote is a classic example of "There is a huge conspiracy and I'm the only one too smart to fall for it"
As with all games I'll just study the gameplay videos and decide myself, frankly I think games reviews are so fucking annoyingly biased towards publishers I wouldn't want to see what people have to say about Darkfall, especially with the vaporware tag it's been given by idiots who haven't bothered checking out the game properly.
Now we have "I'm such a seasoned veteran I don't even have emotions anymore". A great way to show people how in control of everything you really are.
The times they post news and stuff is almost completely random so I'm not going to get my hopes up until I see a news item saying "We're sending out beta emails now" quite frankly.
Possibly the best example of "I don't conform to typical social norms" I've ever seen... His resistance to realize that if not for his extreme social phobia he would fuck anything that moved is remarkable.
She is hot, I just don't find her all that attractive personally :p
Ahh, a classic. The "you are so lucky I decided not to flame you". No e-warrior should be without this in their repertoire.
Must resist... Temptation to flame...
Here our e-warrior unleashes his first combo, starting with "it's okay for me to do whatever I want because I am on a whole other level than the rest of you". It's then followed by an "I can post like a troll, and still call you a troll cause I'm better than you". Really does get the point across.
I ranted about how I cheated and I enjoyed it because of shitty stats based games that force you to play by their rules in order to enjoy the game, kkthxbai troll.
Not only has our friend mastered the use of forum style arguments, but he even tries to educate the masses, as you can see in this explination of "post a lot so anyone who doesn't read it is wrong".
This is why I write walls of texts so people who don't read them look incredibly stupid.
Perhaps in a frenzy of intellectualness we catch a rare glimpse indeed. It seems despite knowing better Lethn very nearly makes a blunder in this timeless "I have a plan so awesome I shouldn't even be talking about it". Whew that was a close one!
Who said anything about anarchy? I'm just going to kill any enemies I see and carve out my own underground criminal empi-.... woops! Almost gave my plan away.
One of the more deceptive and below the belt moves, in my opinion, "I know you are but what am I" does wonders to defray attention from yourself onto another, weaker, e-warrior. Anything goes in e-wars. This move tries to shift public opinion by asserting the e-warriors dominance, thus, only the most powerful e-warriors should attempt it.
Will those fucking assholes stop attention whoring already? As if their clan isn't filled with idiots enough, I can't wait to kill those scumbags in game, they will be on my KoS list.
When you've spent twelve hours or so posting, your fingers and mind can get a little tired, so, much like a kung-fu master uses an opponents own force against them, so will a true e-warrior use his opponents efforts against them. Here we see this in use with "if you understood what you were saying, you'd see you already proved yourself wrong". This is a particularly useful skill both for the brevity, and because of the circularness of the argument. If your opponent didn't even know what they said the first time, then all future posts are invalidated as well, the argument is won in less than a sentence!
Cry more and read your previous posts.
When your opponents own force isn't great enough to use against them, use their weakness instead with "no source, no truth!". It's a doubly whammy to your victim because not only does finding a source take a lot of effort, but that effort also validates your argument by showing that a source was needed! This move is best used in arguments against common knowledge facts.
Okay fucking source please
"I'm so cool I don't even have to act like I'm cool"
bewbz! *runs in circles*
For our grand finale we see something only expert e-warriors should dare attempt. A five part combo which will surely leave any opponent decimated. It gets complicated so I'll break it down to it's parts. It's also safer than viewing the entire attack at once.
He starts off with a solid "you don't read right" questioning his opponents abilities right off the bat.
Clearly you didn't read
Then he moves into a "I have much better things to do" transition which negates the importance of the original point, which then invalidates even the best responses!
I was almost at the end but couldn't be fucking bothered
Another one-two combo, to make it even more embarrassing for someone to correct him, because he "doesn't care"! Masterful.
I don't care
This part of the chain is tricky as an inexperienced e-warrior could easily damage himself with this move, but Lethn is no regular e-warrior! He easily makes his point again with "I'm only good at good games", which not only invalidates arguments for the games, but also increases his skills as a gamer. Remarkable.
getting pissed off because the game wouldn't let me progress anymore.
Rounding out his lethal combo, we see the e-warrior shows how powerful he is with "rules only effect me if I say they do, and that's okay".
I've never cheated in any other games like Morrowind because they allow you to use some tactics instead of just force you to go back.
Now that I've gone over the individual parts, I don't think it can do any serious damage to show you this post in it's entirety... Study it, you can learn a lot.
Clearly you didn't read, I was almost at the end but couldn't be fucking bothered constantly dying and trying to figure out what it was that I did wrong and I don't care, I found it far more fun than just getting pissed off because the game wouldn't let me progress anymore.
Also for the record I've never cheated in any other games like Morrowind because they allow you to use some tactics instead of just force you to go back.
That's it for me guys. Join me next time for e-warrior 102 when we'll go over Rick-Rolls, YTMNDs, Photoshop and other advanced techniques.
Peace out and remember to take care of your ego, it's by far the best defense out there! Stay safe!
That was the most pathetic troll attempt I've ever seen Thaeds as someone who supposedly joined in 2005 I honestly expected better than the usual "Put words into peoples mouth and pretend they're saying something else" tactics that only the trolls on MMORPG.com use.
Seriously, why did you even bother? I'm rather impressed you actually went to the lengths you did to dig up so many quotes but they don't make any point nor do they actually verify anything that you say, you should take a lesson from Jon Stewart on how to dig up peoples' quotes and use it against them he does it very well against politicians.
Not only that, did you even think this would actually bother me in the slightest? Pathetic e-peen stroking like that is something I just laugh at right now because when you resort to trying to personally attack someone then you yourself end up looking like the utter douchebag instead of the person your trying to target.
That was the most pathetic troll attempt I've ever seen
You don't read right.
Thaeds as someone who supposedly joined in 2005 I honestly expected better than the usual "Put words into peoples mouth and pretend they're saying something else" tactics that only the trolls on MMORPG.com use.
I don't conform to typical social norms.
Seriously, why did you even bother?
It's okay for me to do what I want because I'm on a whole other level than you.
I'm rather impressed you actually went to the lengths you did to dig up so many quotes but they don't make any point nor do they actually verify anything that you say
I don't care.
You should take a lesson from Jon Stewart on how to dig up peoples' quotes and use it against them he does it very well against politicians.
Do you have a source for this?
Not only that, did you even think this would actually bother me in the slightest? Pathetic e-peen stroking like that is something I just laugh at right now
If you understood what you were saying, you'd see that you already proved yourself wrong.
when you resort to trying to personally attack someone then you yourself end up looking like the utter douchebag instead of the person your trying to target.
I'm such a seasoned veteran I don't even have emotions anymore.
there's a limit to how much of an asshole you can be.
...Wall of hilarity...And this boys and girls is the difference between an '05er and an '07er.
Bronson;1929518']Wow, bravo and well done!
Holy shit.
pretty hilarious read
Hahaha, thank you so much. I will always be able to look at Lethn's ramblings with a smile on my face now.
I salute you.
oh god many lulz..many lulz....
That was pretty epic.
Thaeds, pat on the back for making me laugh.
Jackhowitzer
01-09-2009, 02:27 AM
Here are the [hilarious] consequences...
Can't believe I just read through all of that. Lol, that was win.
Rourke
01-09-2009, 02:28 AM
Did you ever wonder why that is?
Uh..no...since we had a TEACHER, who explained the "philosphy" behind Kung-Fu, and self-defense itself. We we're taught to avoid a fight at all costs though. But if you HAD to fight.....well..that's something else.
tsalin
01-09-2009, 02:29 AM
lol
ps: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLBPurJV05U
chodie4u
01-09-2009, 02:30 AM
Well I'm skinny lolz. At 29 I'm up to 135 - 140 Lbs range. I was 120 Lbs until 25 though. I should clarify though that I didn't slap her very hard. Just enough for to shock her into stopping long enough to hear reason. It didn't take long for her to get back to being stark raving mad, but at least she stopped throwing shit and trying to punch me.
I'd told her to leave like an hour before, and threatened to call the cops when she wouldn't... The bitch threatened to tell the cops where my weed and all my pipes were at.
It's been my experience that most cops don't care if you smoke weed in your own home so long as you're not slingin it on the streets or bringing it out in public any way. I've had a cop tell me "what you do in your own home is your own business so long as it doesn't hurt anyone."
I live in Southern California, though, they may not be so lenient in other places.
Rourke
01-09-2009, 02:31 AM
It's been my experience that most cops don't care if you smoke weed in your own home so long as you're not slingin it on the streets or bringing it out in public any way. I've had a cop tell me "what you do in your own home is your own business so long as it doesn't hurt anyone."
I live in Southern California, though, they may not be so lenient in other places.
Until now...in Massachusetts man....you may as well of killed someone if a cop found a joint in your ashtray.
Jangang
01-09-2009, 02:32 AM
Yeah Utah isn't a place I'd like to take that chance. :(
1998altima
01-09-2009, 02:33 AM
The same applies to weak-ass embarrasments of the male-persuasion. If it's obvious that you will just absolutely destroy a guy in a fight, to the point that's it's not really a fight and is more just you having your way, you don't fight.
This man makes sense.
My point was that most guys here saying that they wouldn't hit a women would still want to beat up a guy even when he has no chance against them.
Rourke
01-09-2009, 02:36 AM
This man makes sense.
My point was that most guys here saying that they wouldn't hit a women would still want to beat up a guy even when he has no chance against them.
No one was saying that here. But if you have zero chance in a fight...you prolly shouldn't be starting one either should you? I was able to end a fight once with a wrist lock once. No drama, no blood. Just an embarrased jerk.
PirateGlen
01-09-2009, 02:36 AM
Here are the [hilarious] consequences...
Perfect.
Jathen
01-09-2009, 02:49 AM
Uh..no...since we had a TEACHER, who explained the "philosphy" behind Kung-Fu, and self-defense itself. We we're taught to avoid a fight at all costs though. But if you HAD to fight.....well..that's something else.
Yes but the real reason is that if you get into a fight and try to use your Kung-Fu you would get your ass beat.
Rourke
01-09-2009, 02:54 AM
Yes but the real reason is that if you get into a fight and try to use your Kung-Fu you would get your ass beat.
Which is why a good teacher also incorparates Boxing and Grappling into the class to combat street fighters who are far more dangerous than a martial artist.
Still, martial artshas a big place in peoples lives. It's healthy, relaxing, and pretty damn fun. And trust me...most people who can fight, don't fight.
Jackhowitzer
01-09-2009, 02:59 AM
This man makes sense.
My point was that most guys here saying that they wouldn't hit a women would still want to beat up a guy even when he has no chance against them.
Only thing I really hate is when a guy trys to pick a fight with someone who they think is weak when in reality they're very.. very.. strong lol. This isn't speaking from personal experience though, it's just one thing that annoys me. I tend to mind my own business.
Jackhowitzer
01-09-2009, 03:01 AM
lol
ps: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLBPurJV05U
L o fucking L. I nearly choked on my ice cream while watching that haha.
Jathen
01-09-2009, 03:03 AM
Which is why a good teacher also incorparates Boxing and Grappling into the class to combat street fighters who are far more dangerous than a martial artist.
Still, martial artshas a big place in peoples lives. It's healthy, relaxing, and pretty damn fun. And trust me...most people who can fight, don't fight.
Mmm I mistook you for Lethn, I apologize.
1998altima
01-09-2009, 03:04 AM
No one was saying that here. But if you have zero chance in a fight...you prolly shouldn't be starting one either should you? I was able to end a fight once with a wrist lock once. No drama, no blood. Just an embarrased jerk.
You said it yourself, the bold part is exactly why the woman should not have slapped the guy.
Vanno
01-09-2009, 03:05 AM
Doesnt mean your suppoed to start fucking hitting her, Be a fucking man you can take a hit without having to hand one back, especially from a little girl. Let her have her fucking way your supposed to be the bigger person and walk away from it.
Dont care how stupid a bitch is you dont hit them.
If I was there I would have done the same thing dude deserved more of an assbeating than he got.
Ridiculous. What being a supposed man results in is women who carry on with their absurdly childish behavior and self entitlement. It is altruistic to hit a woman back, and cowardice to take the hit and conform to social norms. He should have laid her the fuck out as far as I am concerned. The captain save a hoes that jumped in are the ones that deserved a beating.
Jackhowitzer
01-09-2009, 03:06 AM
Deck the hoes with nikes made of rubber falalalallala lalalaaaa!
Rourke
01-09-2009, 03:12 AM
Only thing I really hate is when a guy trys to pick a fight with someone who they think is weak when in reality they're very.. very.. strong lol. This isn't speaking from personal experience though, it's just one thing that annoys me. I tend to mind my own business.
Like this pimp? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoDG3k5cPZw
Jackhowitzer
01-09-2009, 03:14 AM
Like this pimp? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoDG3k5cPZw
yep :P, that karate masters pimp hand was too strong :P I generally hate saying pimp hand, I just think it's a funny/annoying phrase :P.
cosimo84
01-09-2009, 03:16 AM
only bitches slap bitches
Hauberk
01-09-2009, 03:18 AM
only bitches slap bitches
^
Vanno
01-09-2009, 03:24 AM
It's not about being lopsided, it's about respect.
Precisely, and trying to embarrass someone in public for no particular reason but malice. Anyway, a little story that I think explains the whole dynamic of public humiliation.
I was going to my highschool locker one day, and this nerdy little kid, Gary, was just slouching against my locker. I asked him to move, and he didn't respond. So, I picked him up by the arm pits and moved him out of the way. I turn to open the locker and felt something hit the back of my head. After turning around I saw Gary is in tears, yelling "don't ever fuck with me again." It occurred to me that he had just hit me.
At that point, I could have destroyed the kid, and nobody would have likely thought any less of me, but I realized I had just embarrassed him; I deserved it, and he was already making more of an ass of himself by crying just out of fear of the ass kicking he was about to receive. Nothing needed to be done.
This woman would have got off with embarrassing the poor guy, with no retaliation. I think he was just as justified as Gary was in hitting me.
Scully
01-09-2009, 03:26 AM
What's the big deal with beating women anyway? Because they are weaker? What's the big deal about beating someone who is weaker?
Vanno
01-09-2009, 03:28 AM
What's the big deal with beating women anyway? Because they are weaker? What's the big deal about beating someone who is weaker?
Chances are you get your ass kicked by someone stronger. I'm a bit perplexed by this paradigm too.
tsalin
01-09-2009, 03:29 AM
L o fucking L. I nearly choked on my ice cream while watching that haha. lol yep
1998altima
01-09-2009, 03:34 AM
See you shouldn't fight women.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJs85uTptEI&feature=related
PrinceOfLove
01-09-2009, 03:34 AM
Wow, I'm quite amazed how sexist most people here are. I can't really see why a man shouldn't slap back if a woman slaps him first, since it quite clearly ain't because she's weaker because you would most likely not accept similar treatment from a skinny guy, so my only conclusion is that you should treat men and women to completely different standards.
So the question is why should you have different standards for men or women? the following arguments ain't valid.
* Because they're weaker then men.
* You simply do.
I've only been slapped 3 times in my life, all three by the same woman at the same time. I dodged the first one because is saw it coming, and she tried the same thing about 30 seconds later and that time she hit and I told her that she better not dare to do that again and as you most likely guessed she did it again right after so I put her arm in an armbar and told her "You simply don't treat me in that way" and then I pushed her away, and after that she never did it again and we're still friends. Some of you may find that extreme but I believe that you should always treat men and women in the same way.
And by the way, I openly call myself a feminist.
Vanno
01-09-2009, 03:44 AM
See you shouldn't fight women.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJs85uTptEI&feature=related
Love that clip. The celebration is the best part too.
demonic87
01-09-2009, 04:04 AM
If a girl slaps me she better expect a big WTF yell in her face or atleast a punch in the arm back. BS how women get away with everything.
Rourke
01-09-2009, 04:10 AM
I still think that the game show in question that started all this must be a humiliation thing, and the chick went too far and slapped him. Right or wrong he did slap her like 3 times harder. I mean it sounded awful...and you just don;t hit a woman THAT hard for a silly slap. (She IS carrying a WHIP after all)
Fuck...guys punch each other in the arm as hard as they can for fun for fuck's sake and don't get all pissy about it. If a hot chick slapped me...I'd be like "So...dinner? Later?"
Rourke
01-09-2009, 04:15 AM
Wow, I'm quite amazed how sexist most people here are. I can't really see why a man shouldn't slap back if a woman slaps him first, since it quite clearly ain't because she's weaker because you would most likely not accept similar treatment from a skinny guy, so my only conclusion is that you should treat men and women to completely different standards.
So the question is why should you have different standards for men or women? the following arguments ain't valid.
* Because they're weaker then men.
* You simply do.
I've only been slapped 3 times in my life, all three by the same woman at the same time. I dodged the first one because is saw it coming, and she tried the same thing about 30 seconds later and that time she hit and I told her that she better not dare to do that again and as you most likely guessed she did it again right after so I put her arm in an armbar and told her "You simply don't treat me in that way" and then I pushed her away, and after that she never did it again and we're still friends. Some of you may find that extreme but I believe that you should always treat men and women in the same way.
And by the way, I openly call myself a feminist.
Different kind of issue though.
You dodged one, warned her, and subdued. You had to do SOMETING to control the situation, and 3 times is 2 times too many. You used reasonable force, without resorting to fists, or a face crushing slap back, so i commend you.
As a man, it's YOUR job to HANDLE that kind of shit. Women are NOT men and react differently to us. Right or wrong, it is the way it is. Beating a woman accomplishes shit. I think in the end....how a person handles these situations shows a LOT about that persons character. And I will judge people on that more than anything.
Feyrband
01-09-2009, 04:31 AM
i've never seen so many desperate film crew nerds trying to get a piece of sympathy ass, run so fast before.
Dazarthas
01-09-2009, 04:44 AM
I don't know who to defend here... both are dumb bitches.
Jackhowitzer
01-09-2009, 04:51 AM
Wow, I'm quite amazed how sexist most people here are. I can't really see why a man shouldn't slap back if a woman slaps him first, since it quite clearly ain't because she's weaker because you would most likely not accept similar treatment from a skinny guy, so my only conclusion is that you should treat men and women to completely different standards.
So the question is why should you have different standards for men or women? the following arguments ain't valid.
* Because they're weaker then men.
* You simply do.
I've only been slapped 3 times in my life, all three by the same woman at the same time. I dodged the first one because is saw it coming, and she tried the same thing about 30 seconds later and that time she hit and I told her that she better not dare to do that again and as you most likely guessed she did it again right after so I put her arm in an armbar and told her "You simply don't treat me in that way" and then I pushed her away, and after that she never did it again and we're still friends. Some of you may find that extreme but I believe that you should always treat men and women in the same way.
And by the way, I openly call myself a feminist.
Is that a girl in a hentai getting raped in your sig with a dude watching in the background? 0_o
blemm
01-09-2009, 04:59 AM
Personally, I would never hit a woman unless it was absolutely necessary (dinner burnt, house not clean, son is gay, etc.) and I think someone who does is the Hugest Pussy. However, I think that whole thing went down the wrong way.
So, girl slaps guy and she gets slapped back. That's life. I believe Big Willie said it best: "Don't start nothing won't be nothing". Word. But Chick Slapper still needs to realize that smacking women just isn't how things go down and he raised some ire. If you want to act hard, you gotta be hard. So, if Guy Host decides to up his game and stand up for the lady, then him and Chick Slapper square off 1-on-1 and throw down. A good clean fight for the ladies honor. If Chick Slapper wins then he is the tough guy and can go around slapping hos until zombie John Wayne decides to brake his foreign face.
What shouldn't happen is that whole crew of people should not just up merc on him like that. That's messed up and they're all just as big of pussies as Chick Slapper, thinking they're tough for ganking this guy.
I think the baddest dude in the room should have stood up, showed Chick Slapper that what he did just isn't what Men do and then boned She-hostess after the show. That is the best course of action when put into that situation. How it went down, the collective Man Scale of India just dropped 50 spots and everyone involved should leave their dick at the nearest dick repository until further notice.
Foreigners, man. Foreigners.
Jaxrobman
01-09-2009, 05:07 AM
thats an instant classic along with this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQ3iBzWZYCk
tsalin
01-09-2009, 05:12 AM
Personally, I would never hit a woman unless it was absolutely necessary (dinner burnt, house not clean, son is gay, etc.) lol
Hyster
01-09-2009, 05:21 AM
Hahahahaha. Bitch didn't see that one coming.
she sure earned it
Pcheez
01-09-2009, 01:05 PM
People must understand that women WANT to be demolished, they WANT equality in ALL things with males, including responsibility for physical aggression they initiated. They get total equality, or none at all, its only logical.
Now i wouldnt hit a woman in an arguement (unless shes going batshit insane hysterical on me, a little slap brings her back to reality) , or for the lolz, no.
If she maliciously attacks me with the intent to harm, i will retaliate with no restraint. She intended to harm me, as such i reciprocate, man or woman. In the case of a child, a good skullsqueeze always gets the message across with no harm done.
Regarding violence with intent to humiliate, as shown in the video, i have never and will never be subject to it due to the fact that i tower over any woman ive ever seen, and if she has any shred of reason she will realize slapping my face (if she can reach it) will hurt her hand more than it will me. That would just get a grin from me while she backs away slowly pissing herself.
Here is another golden rule : A Woman should never hit a man, especially short tempered ones.
How about if you are attacked by an armed woman, would you hesitate to break her jaw and tear off a limb or two ? I wouldnt.
chodie4u
01-09-2009, 01:10 PM
How about if you are attacked by an armed woman, would you hesitate to break her jaw and tear off a limb or two ? I wouldnt.
If the bitch is trying to kill me, that is a completely different story, then she dies.
But we were talking about a slap.
saltwaterteffy
01-09-2009, 01:13 PM
If the bitch is trying to kill me, that is a completely different story, then she dies.
But we were talking about a slap.
I would have spit on her.
Largion
01-09-2009, 01:14 PM
You dont hit/slap a woman so got what he deserved and thats end of story.
Suitepee
01-09-2009, 01:19 PM
Wonder how long before this ends up locked? :rolleyes:
saltwaterteffy
01-09-2009, 01:20 PM
You dont hit/slap a woman so got what he deserved and thats end of story.
only because of legal action that can and will be taken. (hence spitting because I think thats even more degrading)
I can handle an open palm, but if she comes at me like a man, with a closed fist, I wouldn't hesitate to punch her back.
Kusghuul
01-09-2009, 01:23 PM
if you tear her arm off and slap her with it, does that count as slapping a woman?
Rourke
01-09-2009, 01:23 PM
Regarding violence with intent to humiliate, as shown in the video, i have never and will never be subject to it due to the fact that i tower over any woman ive ever seen, and if she has any shred of reason she will realize slapping my face (if she can reach it) will hurt her hand more than it will me. That would just get a grin from me while she backs away slowly pissing herself.
Here is another golden rule : A Woman should never hit a man, especially short tempered ones.
How about if you are attacked by an armed woman, would you hesitate to break her jaw and tear off a limb or two ? I wouldnt.
To answer your last 1st. (can't believe this is still going on, lol) Yup...Armed? No mercy. That kinda bullshit will end quick. I dislike being stabbed, shot or clubbed generally.
On the video? I did a little research, and it seems that show is touted to be the "meanest" show on earth, lol. It's all about bullying the contestants, and degrading them for money. I guess the woman host is SUPPOSSED to humiliate you. Not sure if bitch-slapping people was ok or not, but after watching this a million times, I have come to these conclusions..
A) She really didn't him that hard. Seriously...if you think she did, you've never been hit.
B) The guy who slapped back is most likely a giant douche. (the chick is too most likely..but she's getting paid more)
C) 1 guy coulda of beat the shit out of that guy..he was scared of the 1st guy that came at him anyways...the pile-on after was just mob-anger. But that is what happens when you hit woman in most places. People get REALLY pissed off.
D) India is wierd.
E) Pcheez makes valid points, even though he seems to be a bit "off" in the head, and has thought these scenarios out too well, lol. The others loling about hitting women, and saying "what comes around goes around" never get laid. I guaranfuckingtee this.
I am married to a real hothead..believe my wife could make you NUTS...women can, and will try and push you as far as they can. Since I like sex..A LOT...i choose to tolerate her silliness. A look is enough to let her know when I have had enough drama though. Plus my wife is 5'11" and 135 lbs. She CAN hit. Hard, lol. I'm pretty sure she'd stab me in my sleep if I ever laid a hand on her too.:ohno:
vBulletin® v3.8.4, Copyright ©2000-2012, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.